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https://8values.github.io
>>133414173
>51.4% progress
heathen
no. take your online personality test bullshit back to facebook, nigger. or just kill yourself.
>>133414173
Baste
too lazy baka
>>133414173
>>133414173
>https://8values.github.io
>>133415249
>>133415188
>>133414173
>>133414413
>>133414842
pol isn't a hivemind, they said
>>133414173
>https://8values.github.io
lul
Anyone who does not score at least 75% tradition is a leftist degenerate and should leave this board immediately.
>>133414173
>>133417106
Post your results. No one here has hit 75 tradition yet lol.
>>133417957
You kiss the ass of the fat cats that keep you down.
>>133417911
I did the test a few months ago and got 82% tradition.
I don't want to answer 70 fucking questions again. It's my dad's birthday and we are going to a Taiwanese place soon.
>>133417957
>authoritarian capitalist
This is also acceptable.
>>133418068
suck my dick communard, i am the bourgeoisie
>>133417911
>>133414413
I did.
>>133418176
Lmao. Just took it real quick.
>93% tradition
Suck my hierarchical dick you liberal faggots.
>>133418946
>95% tradition
oh shit.... I've been cucked
>>133414173
Rate
Apparently I'm a "classical liberal" which explains why I get called "alt-right" by every libtard I meet.
>>133418246
I re-did, that was from a few months back.
Turns out I want to cleanse the world more then I used to.
>>133419414
Are you me?
>>133419414
Are you me?
>>133414173
Capitalist Fascism, I'm okay with that.
>>133414173
>>133419777
>>133419656
The Shills promoting their cucked views fucked up.
>>133414173
ayy
>>133419609
>Turns out I want to cleanse the world more then I used to.
kek
>>133414173
Am I part of your club now, senpai?
>>133419936
I replied to the wrong post it was supposed to be for >>133419324 on National part don't know why >>133419777 exists
I wasn't trying to samefag
>>133419954
We got the Argentinian Bernie Sanders over here
>>133420318
Okay, so you aren't a "progressive" cuck, nice.
>>133414173
Seems accurate.
you're all LARPING faggots that don't answer the questions truthfully.
WEW
>>133414173
>Do the test
>Literally against anything like trans operations, and Gene babies
>Test still says I'm progressive
What
My way is the only way. A whole bunch of you are liberal cucks
>>133420890
Capitalist fascism is the only way. Although it will have to take a different name.
>>133420635
Why wouldn't we, you're just mad you got Progressive and Humanitarian.
Get on my level.
>>133414331
This tbqh. This test is shit, I don't know why it's pushed here.
>>133414173
r8
>>133414173
Deal with it.
>>133414173
does being a neo lib mean i'm a cuck?
>>133422425
We will soon.
>>133423234
Kike.
Do they have a nazi category?
>>133423530
You are the one being mentally ill and Progressive here.
I hate Kikes and Saracens with all my heart, but I hate TRAITORS ABOVE ALL ELSE!!!!
HOW CAN WE FIGHT THE ENEMY EFFECTIVELY WITH UNCULTURED DEGENERATES IN OUR RANKS
YOU WILL BE GONE FIRST
YOU ARE A PAWN TO THE JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>133425071
Enjoy beating sticks together I'm going to fucking space.
>>133424052
Kinda doubt it, I think most on this board is just edits.
>>133414173
AnFash
>>133425501
HAHAHAHAHA NICE ONE
IF WE KEEP GOING IN THIS DIRECTION WHITE PEOPLE WON'T EVEN MAKE IT TO SPACE, BECAUSE THE JEWS CONTROL EVERYTHING, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IF YOU ATTEMPTED SUCH A THING YOU WOULDN'T BE ROCKETED OR EVEN PURSUED AFTER TO BE ENDED
IF WE EVEN REACH THAT LEVEL OF TECHNOLOGY IN THE CURRENT WORLD, JEWS WOULD NO DOUBT ACCESS IT FIRST, BUT I DOUBT YOU EVEN THINK THAT FAR AHEAD, SINCE YOU ARE ATHEIST TRASH, A TRAITOR TO YOU'RE OWN PEOPLE
>>133424735
Your results are a near match to mine.
>Fascism
>>133424052
Yeap, edits. 8-Values probally would think that listing Fascism or Nazi would be
>too edgy
Still, I am content with the results.
>>133426640
No I have my trust in Cernunnos and you my good sir sound like a nut.
>>133425501
Regressive policies are not progressive. What this test defines as progressive isn't science-based, but rather open borders and the deconstruction of culture.
>>133427510
Damn then this test sucks ass heh.
>>133427236
HAHAHA CALLED A NUT BY SOMEONE WHO WORSHIPS A DEER
YOU THINK I STILL TAKE YOUR OPINIONS AS SOMETHING WORTH MY TIME AFTER REVEALING TO ME, YOU WORSHIP A FUCKING DEER?
I'm done talking to you.
Also pagan Celts were subhuman FOREST niggers, only after Christianity they accomplished anything noteworthy, but you will obviously deny this, because you are also a loincloth nigger.
>>133427887
The Irish are the master race deal with it.
I'm bad with money AMA
>>133427673
Auto assault rifles and the fighter jet were the product of a Nazi Germany. What the left wants you to do is put space advancement on hold so we can wait for niggers in Africa to catch up. They also want to end Science if it means saving the planet eco system.I'd say fuck the system, it doesn't help whites any. Let's reach for the stars.
>>133428619
Yeah I wish we could just glass some places and retake are freedom already. Colored trash will never be as good as whites.
>>133428092
Ireland is 91% Christian standing after all the PC cuckoldry bullshit, so the Irish are a respectable race.
They weren't until Christinisation tho, they were literal subhumans, devoid of even government..
How far a nation can come under Christ.
>>133428930
Nah, I'd rather just leave them be. Whites can do their own thing without hurting other races.
>>133429140
Heh at least we can agree that pc shit is trash.
>>133429321
Fucking pavement apes are always going to be in the way tho.
>>133415188
oi
>>133414173
Neoliberalism...that is so gay
>>133414173
Perfect balance, take the Fashy pill.
most bias and open ended questions I've ever seen. totally doesn't scope what the respondent is expressing.
>muh traditions
I thought I would've been more concerned with liberty than I was last time, but I guess I'm still a statist.
>>133414173
https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=29.3&d=21.3&g=35.8&s=40.0
As I expected - Libertarian of the Classical Liberal variety.
>>133414173
This is my unironic answer, though it changes to ancap if they try to take away my guns
>>133432129
good balance
>>133433295
I just took it again and got this. The last one was older
still dont touch my guns though
I'm perfect
>>133414173
"National Totalitarianism" sounds aesthetic af
>>133431136
kys
>>133424052
It is possible, I tried it a few months ago
FAKE AND GAY
>>133414173
How did I do?
>>133414173
Rate me
Reminder that if you don't score at least a 75% on progress you should sterilize yourself ASAP
>>133434767
I am an Asian, but whatever, I guess should gas myself.
Wow not what I expected
>>133414173
>>133414173
Classical Liberal coming through.
>>133434833
>100% nation
wew
>>133435536
disgusting
>>133419933
>>133420905
Does this mean I'm a fag now?
>>133437163
yes
>>133437276
My girlfriend's mustache does bother me less now.
Am I allowed in the ethnostate?
>>133437915
>libertarian
>socialism
oxymoron.
>>133437803
Rethink your beliefs first. Have /pol/ redpill you on things.
>>133437610
kek, i don't care about fags, so you're fine
>>133438667
I'm literally the most redpilled person on /pol/
>>133438859
Go fucking end your own life you fucking piece of shit
>>133414173
i think i fit right in
>>133439360
nah
>>133439999
>socialist international anarchy with no traditions
Isn't that just communism?
>>133440491
>>133441275
That's why I picked the right flag.
>>133414173
>>133422326
>>133428369
>>133434210
Nice to know there are some like-minded people on pol.
>>133414173
>Centrist
I guess that's my Canada has no personality.
We're just a fake country with pay2play politics.
>>133417911
https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=17.7&d=13.3&g=21.5&s=18.3
IDK how :(
Is this JUST tier lads?
>>133414173
This test was shit 75% of the questions were so context dependent I could only choose neutral. Most of these tests are shit, really. Oh well. Here I am anyway...
>>133447922
Look at the guy below you this test is absurd.
>>133449838
Bro why did you screenshot lol just scroll down.
>>133450272
Err... meant to reply to
>>133450189
>>133414173
>libertardianism
>>133440491
No his civil axis is high liberty so his political stance is like dividing by zero it just doesn't exist. It's like communism without socialism as a stepping stone.
>>133439567
What would this score with 80% liberty be? It would be like late 1800s America I guess, right?
>>133414173
The trouble with holding a different view on each issue is that you end up being lumped in with retards.
>>133414173
Not doing it again but last time got.
Economy: centrist with market just under 60
Diplomatic: nationalist with +80%
Civil: authoritarian
Societal: traditional
Result: fascist
I guess the years of shitposting really have effected me and made me pretty far right
>>133414173
>>133451121
The problem with the fact this test sucks is it can't accurately evaluate anyone who isn't a partisan cartoon character.
>>133451179
Whenever I take this test, the values wobble a little, but it normally ends up something like this.
Y/N?
>>133451238
TBF though the last 6 months on /pol/ have dropped by liberty score from 60% to 47%.
>>133451121
>>133451179
I think I'm the platonic American everyman. Cept not obese.
>>133451489
I prefer the 5 dimensional quiz.
>You are a: Right-Leaning Anarchist Total-Isolationist Nativist Reactionary
Collectivism score: -33%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 50%
Liberalism score: -50%
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/billykangas/2014/11/5-dimensional.html
>>133418946
I mean it makes sense
>>133414173
Of course the lolbergtard is a liberal.
What does that even mean
>>133452762
You're a globalist progressive and should probably end yourself.
>>133452762
It means you're on the bottom left of the political compass with all the other lunatics, degenerates, and Max Stirner wannabes.
>>133452762
It means you're a fucking faggot
AMA
>>133452829
That is surprising because I have disagreed with every liberal I have met.
>>133452875
No he's on the bottom center. Very far bottom that is.
>>133414173
Deus vult
>>133452972
Why are you such a commie faggot? Would you like your free helicopter ride now or later?
>>133453240
So much disgusting authoritarian cancer in this thread.
>>133452083
You are a: Conservative Libertarian Isolationist Ultranationalist Fundamentalist
>>133453327
>REEE REEE RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN
Might wanna return to reddit there kiddo
plebs
>>133453040
The economics didn't allow for National Syndicalism.
>>133452083
>>133453380
Libertarian has been a foundation on /pol/ ever since it was /new/, newfag.
Get off my board.
>>133453423
Disgusting.
>>133414173
>>133453481
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /new/ was literally shut down for being Stormfront 2.0 you retard
>>133453327
We're rushing towards the second societal supernova caused by liberty and democracy in written history yet you still cling to these ideals.
>>133453522
>claims to be libertarian
>posts commie propaganda
lmao
>>133453633
>can't be a libertarian and WN
Wrong.
>>133453691
Hello stormfront!
>>133419954
>>133453735
United against a common evil, fascism.
>>133453766
>can't reply to the proper post because you're so buttblasted
Right.
>>133441275
>>133437915
>>133439999
>>133453810
>UNIRONICALLY SUPPORTING COMMUNISM
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Expected no less considering both of your ideologies were made by jews.
>>133452083
You are a: Left-Leaning Authoritarian Isolationist Ultranationalist Traditionalist
Collectivism score: 17%
Authoritarianism score: 50%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: 100%
Liberalism score: -17%
>>133414173
I'm not surprised. I tend to have widely varying opinions on things. Too many variables in a lot of issues.
>>133453845
>>133453906
Alt right teenagers should go away already.
It's not funny anymore. Go back to iFunny..
>>133454002
I can almost taste the salt through the screen.
I scored Anarcho Primitivism/Tribalism. What a shit existence that would be. Back to 56k at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3LE6_y8J0s
>>133414173
Did I do well?
>>133414173
Who wants a link to my tumblr?
>>133454467
Sure why the fuck not.
What the fuck is this? i've gotten this same result like 15 times
>>133456106
It means you haven't been redpilled on capitalism yet.
>>133414173
What now, fuckers?
>>133414173
>>133414173
already did it neo-lib nigger
>>133418913
Hierarchal only in terms of aristocratic birth-right.
It would appear you care nothing for merit, which makes you a dirty plebeian, intellectually speaking.
>>133414173
I'm literally the perfect human being.
>>133457612
In six months you take it again and wonder how the hell you ever were a liberal
>>133459115
In six months my government assigned thought correctional officer will take it for me, just to make sure I get the right answers.
>>133458855
>>>133414173 (OP)
>I'm literally the perfect human being.
No you just can't make up your fucking mind
Don't tell Trudeau or I'll be in the Gulags forced to practice Islam...
>>133414173
I'm not exactly sure how this is neo-liberal. I thought you had to be less nationalistic for that
just cuck my shit up
Been on /pol/ for years now. I shudder at who I was. I wonder who I will be years from now.
>>133460448
>Progressive
Kys
>>133414173
Again with this fucking thread?
Here, take the generic copy. Should cover all the bases.
Oh, and sage for the autism.
>>133460746
>Jew
>>133414173
basically a modern nazi
>>133459939
No, I just realize that the universe only functions properly when there's a balance.
Moderate Conservayine
I can live with Centerist
Trump is too
>>133414173
Ah Summer.
I wasn't a statist before. Degenerates have made me want to use the state to eliminate them.
A little odd since I consider myself reflexively minarchist, but okay.
>>133414173