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A world without net neutrality

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>be average guy
>get bored and decide to go online
>Google loads in 5 minutes, a record time.
>forgot to renew my Search Engines Basic Plus™ package, offered by Verizon®
>dont realize this immediately and search up pol
>wait 2 hours for it to load
>"4chan.org took to long to respond."
>refresh
>wait another 3 hours
>"You have not renewed your Search Engines Basic Plus™ Package. You must pay a fee of $129.99 to use search engines."
>tired of this shit
>go to friend's house, ask to use his computer
>he says yeah sure he's not using it now
>search up 4chan
>google results appear in 0.0042 seconds since he paid for his Search Engines Basic Plus™ package
>click on 4chan
>"You have not paid your Imageboard Forum Sites Original Plus™. You must pay a fee of 25.99 to renew it."
>give up and go to news site, which is subsidized by my friend's News And Other Media Advanced Tier Package™ for $89.99
>see news that small Internet Service Provider's warehouse / server storage had an ((accident)) and all of the company's equipment was torched
>it has to go bankrupt
>i guess it was because they offered free and equal access to the internet
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nice repost, faggot
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>>133390837
>go back home after thanking friend
>it's night
>wake up next morning
>SWAT team at my door
>"Hey, we've recovered evidence that you've committed Internet Fraud and Money Laundering by not paying your service packages and going to a friend's house to use his"
>Fuck, my friend's house must've been bugged
>go outside
>have to pay for the bare minimum of internet packages, because they're mandatory like insurance in the US
>total fee: $429.99 (not including taxes) (2 month plan)
>go back home, after tipping SWAT officers the federal minimum tip of 50%
>they give me dirty looks because i didn't pay at least 70%
>go inside
>look up ways to kill myself on computer
>"You do not have access to this media. Please pay $69.99 in the form of a "Internet DIY Crafts License™"
>kill myself by autoerotic asphyxiation
>meet Steve Jobs and Jeff Bezos at the pearly gates
>mfw they told me they got AIDS from being raped by bubba because of internet fraud
>ah well, they should've paid off their ISPs
>trip on top stair leading to the pearly gates
>fall on floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
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Government regulations and lawsuits from big corporations over said government regulations make it hard for ISPs to grow.
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>>133390837
aye
>>
hm
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>>133390837
Reposting this again? And you still didn't fix it? Stop searching for 4chan and go straight to the url, moron.
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>>133390837
Sounds like you don't know the difference between dns and a search engine you moron
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>>133391751

Found a shill
>>
is centurylink pro net neutrality or against it? Haven't really found anything...
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>>133390837
>he googles '4chan' instead of just going to 4chan.org directory or using a bookmark.

You deserve everything.
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>>133390837
>the government will save ys from evil companies
Ye lol
>>
>Switch to optimum because free market, fucking moron
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I have great internet speeds. I don't want my skype blocked because some jew mobile operator wants to force me into using and paying for its services. Fuck this jewish free market meme
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You're fucking high if you think domain owners want their sites/services blocked on a customer by customer basis.
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>>133400265
>evil companies will save us from the government
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>>133401868
>>133400265
idontknowwhosjewingwhoanymore.jpeg
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STOP USING ETHEREUM WOJAK ON /pol/ YOU NIGGER
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>>133402092
Have you learned about the Black Pill?
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>>133391751
ancuck detected
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>>133391751
Are you fucking high?
The government that allows this properly would mean comcast doesn't have a strangehold on the infrastructure.
You are a shill, or retarded.
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>>133390946
Fuck off Jamal.
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>133390837
That's the 4. time you posted this shitty thread today. Fuck off shill.
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