Space Travel

>>133384930
threaten their lives and kill them

transform the low IQ population into a high IQ population with genius sperm banks and donor networks.

>>133384930
You employ them like drones in the lower levels of the industry. Just like anything the fuck else retard.

>>133384930
Recruit them into your UFO cult.

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>>133384930
Why would we fund something that we already know how to do?

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>>133384930
> India Sends Orbiter to Mars on Its First Try.

>>133384930

Convince them they wuz kangs until they're riled up and blame it all on a scapegoat race as you convince them that of 'course' they came from mars and had spaceships of their own and that if they just do 'exactly' what you tell them then they can have spaceships again.

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>>133387048

https://youtu.be/6ejQR1CgavY

>>133387083
Now if they could just master toilets.

>>133384930
Taxes that don't go to gibs for women or minorities

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>>133389522
>Jabba the Hutt

World’s earliest known system of flush toilets: Archaeological research proved that toilets flushed by water have existed since about 2500 B.C. The ancient Indus Valley Civilization of Northwest South Asia, including Pakistan and parts of India was prominent for many water supply and sanitation devices that were the first of their kind.The flush toilets existed in many homes, and were connected to a common sewerage pipe.

>>133384930
Make it seem cool. That's how it worked in the past, that's how it'll have to work again. People are bored of space right now, we just need to capture they're imaginations again, but not in NASAs working model of "Tell them we have a humongo announcement and then tell them there might be evidence of the correct ingredients for life to form on a planet that might exist 300 light years away."

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>>133390416
Explain.

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>>133393047
>Shit happens

https://youtu.be/E5cmAtst3Z4

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>>133393822
India always uses United Nations flag mask.

>>133384930
Are you suggesting we use Africans as rocket fuel?! Brilliant!

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>>133394162

https://youtu.be/d5hetpVwyBk

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>>133395896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17DE2krqQMg

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>>133384930
(((Space))) is Fake News. NASA is a scam and they don't deserve our money.

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>>133396742

https://youtu.be/jnxTgJeUixs

https://youtu.be/UYrHp6_Dgdg