Is he right, /pol/?

>>133383938
If you have nails like that you aren't straight

actually yes

He spelled nigger wrong

>Black intellectuals

>long nails
>not gay
???

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Work sets you free amirite?

if your nails aren't long like a girls you won't get that much dirt under them, you filthy nigger

>>133383938
the difference between a civilized person and a nigger is that the former cleans themselves, you cant except a monkey to know this famalam

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>dirty nails
I'd rather be a fag

>>133383938
Maybe they should be that dirty sometimes but if you don't know how to clean yourself up, good luck getting anywhere in life.

nigger. thoughts. don't. matter.

>>133383938
>tfw nailbiter
at least my nails won't get disgusting

>>133383938
>Basketball american intellectuals

>if you don't shower daily you straight

t. nigger

Proper grooming is a sign of class and intelligence. I also play guitar so there is no way I would ever let my nails grow like that

>basic hygiene is gay

>>133383938
oil change technician here
>jiffylube
get a pair of gloves you idiot

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>you are ain't straight my guy

wat

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>>133383938
That is absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>133384288
>i'd rather be a fag
Anon, well uhh...

Mine look like that everyday.
Before I scratch the fuck out of the bar of soap and chew off all the dirt.
Fuckin gross

>>133383938

>Have a nigger hand

Yuck, return to the fields, niggers

>>133383938
I bet he has worms

>>133383938
>grooming yourself makes you not straight
well i'll see you fags at the next pride rally

>>133383938
>not clipping your nails down to the point where dirt can't get under them

>nigga u got doodoo unda yo nails

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>>133383938
>that grammar

>having nails
Only women give a shit about that

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>if you're not a filthy sack of shit then you aren't a real man
Why do colored people always do this? It's like with the Turks here, they honestly think their hairy monkey-like body is a point of masculinity. Or with that Cernovich guy who thinks his fugly appearance makes him look tough and masculine. Why are they so insecure about their own masculinity that they need to make their own shortcomings into something masculine?

>>133383938
>Not wearing gloves and purposely killing your hands so you can strut around thinking youre more of a man than most
Work smarter, not harder fuckin negro and stitch

>>133383938
>Caring about the state of ones nails
>Not washing your hands
>Not clipping that shit
>A nig-nog

>>133385295
because we fuck and we want to keep fucking

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>>133383938
your also not homeless. effing niggers I mean cmon now bros get your shit together.

>>133383938
No, he looks like he just got done fisting his boyfriend.

Nah that's fuckin gross, wash your hands regularly.

>>133383938
But I'm engaged to a female

>>133383938
my nails don't look like that, im straight... I just actually bath myself proper!

>>133383938
I have never cut my nails, I just tear them off with the other nails.

>>133385730
>>133385295
He's talking about having a real job

>>133383938
>If you wash your hands you a'int straight
Typical nigger logic

>[stupid remark, question or statement]
>pol btfo/really makes me think/defend yourself, shitlords/...

>>133385893
>black
>having a real job

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>>133383938
>tfw am are

Many people dont wash - I wash. I have the best sinks, people hate me for it. They have no sink -- Sad!

>>133385893
Those damn doctors, if only they were real men and did a real mans work.

>>133385893
Oh, forgot that in a commie fantasy we are all slaving around in a factory for a peace of rat meat a day.

>>133383938
>caring about hygiene is considered gay by niggers
no wonder AIDS is so rampant in their communities

>>133383938
If you don't let them Dingle berries stew on yo ass hair, you ain't straight my guy.

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>>133384558
A

>>133383938
If your nails are like that, you're a nigger.

I try and rinse them out because i get a lot of dead bugs in there and it stanks

>>133384469
this was my ex mindset which is why he spend days without showering and only puts deodorant because "it's no big deal, it's a girls thing" yet he was against the gender roles because he liked to wear a jacket for women. Im so glad I left him long ago. I guess I am too gay because I like basic hygiene

>>133383938

And if your index finger is longer than your middle finger, you're a werewolf!

>>133385893
>commie
>knowing what a job is

that hand would never go anywhere near my vagina

I met a black guy at the market and he needed my help reading the label on a jar of honey
At first I thought it was because he was old but then he told me he couldn't read or write
I thought it was just a meme but I felt sorry for the guy and wanted to teach him..

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>>133384060
>are ain't
>aren't
Stupid fucking niggers!

>>133386467
Because its dirty or because its dirty?

>>133383938
>being dirty makes you straight
nigger logic

>>133385893
>Real job

As opposed to an imaginary one. I guess we should all be grease monkeys then, since it's the only "real" job out there apparently.

>>133383938

I always wondered why they smell.

>"Hygiene is gay".
>t. Black Intellectual

Damn he triggered /pol/ pretty hard.

Fancy-fingered faggots.

>>133384360
I shower once a week...

No just a disgusting retard, who doesn't know basic grammer. Which indicates you're to dumb to understand.

>>133386263
MERIKEK

Some people have jobs and need to handle food for their jobs. if my nails were like that i wouldn't be able to handle food sanitarily. IE: Cheese

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>>133383938
that filthy animal doesnt even wash his hands

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>>133383938
>Basic hygiene = being fag
I guess he wipes his ass with his bare hand too

>>133386825
I usually leave buttcheese in my nails all day to smell every little while
I also handle food but I don't think it touches it
I'm not scratching food just the inside of my ass

>>133383938
AYA HOLUP! DAT NIGGA IN DAT PIC JUST MAKIN UP EXCUSES TO NOT WASH HIS NASTY, DIRTY ASS FINGER NAILS. (not that it matters to skanky WW who do whatever reality TV says in lock-step s, by law no matter what. SO i look to see dirty nigger nails being cool and trendy in a Disney movie or something WW oriented soon.

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>>133384480
What the fuck is an oil change technician. Why would such a simple task require a technicians

Anyway truck mechanic here, if your hands don't look like this while doing messy work you are a retard

>>133386292
Why don't you help cleanse the earth of faggotry by offing yourself?

>>133383938
I have a dirty job and I wash afterwards because I'm not a fucking subhuman.

ssshhhhiiiit thats some nasty ass nails

>>133383938

If you have nails like that you're not human

What's interesting that this is the clubbing of nails, meaning poor oxygen reabsorption in the body typically affects niggers because of sicklecell

>>133383938
Gay guys nails look like the after fisting.

>>133383938
>slide thread
>>>/bant/
sage

>you are ain't
Now I've seen some sick shit done to english language during my times here and on twitter but this is some fucking advanced ghetto-ass deep ebonics not yet recored in any human archive.

>>133385295
Do you know why T*rks use wear gold chains on their necks?

To show the border between their neckbeard and chesthair.

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these are my nails, am I straight?

>>133383938
Does this jackass actually you know, have a 40-hour a week or more job where he actually uses his hands?
Because if he doesn't, then he just has poor hygiene. You aren't "non-gay" for having dirt under your nails, you're sloppy. Trim that shit and get a scrub brush in your shower. Also naturally, take a shower.
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>>133384480
Yes, this.

Ironically, the dark stuff under his nails is the shit he scraped out of his boyfriend's ass.

>>133383938
Nice to see theyre taking pride in their role as farm equipment

>>133387033
because your reaction gives me a reason to enjoy life :)

>>133387348
Those are good handjob hands
Would let you tug my nug/10

>>133384060
S U B T L E
U
B
T
L
E

>>133383938
>nails (plural)
>doesn't (singular)
>checks his skin color
Oh, never mind.

>>133387348
>playing the stringed instrument jew

>>133384227
i'm just going out on a guess here. Maybe keeping them the nails trimmed is considered feminine too? lol, i have no clue.

>>133387010
The 'technician' label is quickly becoming overused and applied to non-technician level jobs. It's really annoying.

>>133387644
True I'm a burger flipping technician

>>133383938
>not putting soap under your nails prior to working on a car to prevent this from happening
Guy probably just changed his oil for this first time, kek

>>133383938
Nope, it means you're a dirty chimp who can't afford a nailbrush or soap.

>>133387371
gayyyy

>>133387728
I really wouldn't be surprised if that's an actual job title nowadays.
I'm an automated systems technician... So I'm working to automate those pleb jobs.

>>133387371
Hahaha you gay
>scrub brush
>shower
>Having any of these things while claiming you're a man

>>133383938
i bite my nails but yeah they're pretty dirty

>>133386292
Kill yourself faggot

>>133387010
How the fuck can you even feel what you're doing or effectively grasp small parts while wearing thick loose rubber kitchen gloves ? get yourself some latex surgeons gloves, amateur.

>>133387774
you got your nail brush in your clutch next to your compact you faggot?

>>133383938
Washing your hands is gay now? Welp, guess I better start sucking dick. I'll never find a husband without practice.

>>133387266
Hm that's probably why my uncle has never grown a beard, his chest hair is on a whole other level.

>>133388183
aw cute, the 14 year old just got out of school and is telling faggots to kill themselves

>>133385295
>See logger or other masculine job
>Notice they are hairy and sweaty
>Think being hairy and sweaty is what makes someone masculine and not the hard work they do.

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Do I cut my nails too short

>>133386263
I got the same shit

> Manual labor in 2017

You're doing it wrong.

>>133388904
You gay son?

>>133388756
the fuck is wrong with you

that look like an accident

>>133388121
hahaha you nigger

>>133383938
he's right.

>>133388756 and this faggot needs to take his meds, thats alot of anxiety to get to that point.

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>>133388756
That's very short, but not Frodo short.

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>>133383938
yeah but if you got nails like that and finger someone you could give them an infection.

CUT YOUR FUCKING NAILS KID

>>133388756
Cut that nailbiting habit while you can, man... I've been biting for 15+ years now, and I'll never be able to stop.

>>133383938
Dirty.

>>133383938
Nigga needs to cut his nails. That shit is disgusting.

>>133388541
This, it's the activity and competency which is masculine, the other things are just being attributed to it. It's like how beards used to be worn by masculine men so people started seeing beards as being manly, but now having a beard just makes you look like a total pussy because of all the numale cucks.

>>133389286
Same here. Nails are pretty fucking bad from it. Sometimes I can go a good bit without biting them, then it's back to old habits put of the blue.

>>133388270
What the fuck is that supposed to mean ? there's no excuse not to wash your hands properly you dirty little shit stain bitch.

>>133387923
>>133388121
Wow. This is making me feel really insecure right now. I don't feel confident, and a little triggered by these statements.
Could you uh, help me be a better man? Maybe I dunno, jump into a big puddle of pigshit and roll around up in it? Get a little up on your tongue? Licky that poopy all nummy? Shove some dirt in your eyes?
I want to be manly, like you guys, but I might need to see it done first. Please eat some for me. Please?

>>133383938
If you scrub grease off several times a day with harsh soap and brushes, your hands can lose their moisture barrier. Its extremely painful. Thats why smart people wear gloves.

Then again I fap to asian shemales everyday and fantasize about sucking cum out of their tiny cocks like a thick milkshake. He could be on to somethign here.

>>133383938
Black?

>>133383938
He is kinda right tho

>>133383938
>Haha
>real men don't wash their hands properly

>>133383938
>Atrocious grammar
>Some of the dirtiest fingernails I've ever seen
>"You are ain't straight muh diggy dawg"

God I hate niggers

>>133383938
>if you's nailz doesn't look like diz you ain't a slave boi*

>>133385697
Oshima Yuko a qt

>>133388240
They are normal nitril gloves. Basically the same as latex, only slightly thicker, but I'm allergic to latex itself.

If you have dirty nails and hands like that, and if you are proud to be dirty, you are not human. You are not even an animal. Even animals instinctively know to clean themselves. Dirty + proud = disgusting Nigger

>>133387348
Nope, you are gay

>>133389286
>>133389871
I used to have this problem, idk about u but I used to bite my nails in certain situations, just carry a nail filer in your pockets and pull it out every time you have the urge, make this your new habit and your nails will great FABULOUS, for real you just need a distraction to not do it and this worked for me you look really gay but who cares?

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If you get all spastic by seeing this you're a faggot.

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>>133385295
>Why do colored people always do this?
Please grow some balls and call them what they really are. I'm as much as coloured as any Congolese nigger just with better pigmentation.

>>133387371
I bet you wipe your ass too, gaylord. Real men don't even take their pants off for shitting.

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>>133390692
How about you post something that isn't a cheap make up effect

>>133390617
Fuck that you faggot. I'd rather keep the nailbiting habit.

>>133390722
I said coloreds because it's a phenomenon I see in all nonwhites. Except Asians. Haven't really met any Asians who try to compensate the same way.

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>>133390809

>>133390692

Shopped. Nice try faggot. Everyone knows that skeletons don't exist, let alone exist inside of us.

>>133387611
No, trimming nails is nature's fidget spinner.

But too much trimming/biting reduces the utility of the nails.

>>133383938
>tfw not black.

>>133390692
>>133390809
>>133390957
aaaand here's the /b/ edgelord fedora squad

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>>133390881
Ugh! You disgust me

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>>133390916
>coloured
Cultural marxist term. Europeans are vastly different from the nordic blondes through celtic red hair to the mediterranean brown/black. Niggers are all the same they are not coloured they are simply black.

having hands is gay real men have hooks

>>133383938
does he eat his watermelon with those hands?

nigger is pig disgusting

>>133383938
More like, if u ain't washed yo hands, this is what they look like

>>133388240
nitrile>latex
t. hospitalfag

>>133383938
>1 post by this id
stop replying to these shit threads

>>133391320
Experience The Kurt Cobain Effect.webm

>>133383938
they look like that every time I scratch my ass.

>>133389890
No excuse?

How about I don't want to? Or, germs are a meme. What's so essential about washing hands?

Full disclosure: I wash up after shitting ONLY IF my hand smells like shit, otherwise tour touching my dick when we shake hands.
Your immunity needs me, but if it/you is/are too weak, you should die: that's nature, ya L 7 Weenie.

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>>133391353

>>133383938
If you have hands like that you're not a real person.

>>133387348
T. Classical guitarist

>the nigger nails meme in tyrone comics is real
>actually surprised by this
Am I not as racist as I think? Or is there always more nigging lurking inside niggerdom?

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>>133383938
That's fucking nasty.

>>133391581
nitrile is for weak fags who are 'allergic' to latex, man the FUCK up !

>>133390495
See >>133392265

>>133387010
It is a fluff term for many. My buddy in high school applied for a new job. On his application he put highway sanitation engineer. His actual job was picking up trash on the side of the road. A job from which he and another buddy stole two trucks from their employer. It just makes shit sound more dignified. PS I changed oil and worked as a mechanic and I never wore fucking gloves unless I wore them inside a customers vehicle to keep it clean. Gloves are for pussies, which is what this nigger was pointing out.

>>133392265
It has nothing to do with allergens. Nitrile just feels grippier and isn't as clammy.

>>133391785
Unless you eat your own shit, why are you even bragging about immune system nonsense? Better yet, eat the shit of others, and lick the damned ground like someone with a Real immune system would.
Look at you thinking you're something for not washing your own feces off your hands.
You're a pleb.

>>133391785
You are pure filth.

>>133383938
Actually yes.
>clean nails
>long nails
These are feminine traits.

>>133388756
Your nails will look so much better if you don't bite and pick at them.

>>133390617
>Filing your nails
That's pretty gay but you're right in a way. I've found that as long as you keep your hands busy in someway, you won't bit them much. Also a suggestion to anyone would be to put some sort of aftershave on your nails, will give them a nasty taste if you try to bite them. Pretty damn useful.

>>133390523
Bullshit.

Take any decent dog into the woods and find a dead animal, if it doesn't eat it, it'll roll around in it.

Pigs.
Hippos (duckduckgo: hippo shit damn)
Bacteria is the essence of "dirty", nasty shit is their utopia.

You are anthropomorphising your social/evolutionary norms onto a few animals like cats and a few other mammals

>>133392369
See >>133390495

>>133392265
I know it's pussy shit but I like not having my throat close up when I put on gloves

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>>133383938
I'm not a nigger and I take good care of my nails.

Using a library keyboard=not gay
Gotcha.

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>>133383938
No white woman would let a man who doesn't know how to wash under his nails near her pussy.

>>133392725
Faggy hands.

>>133392680
I use both latex and nitrile exam gloves everyday. What am I supposed to be seeing here?

>>133383938
What woman would let you finger her with those disgusting sausages?

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>>133392725
>flag
You are on the same level as niggers my friend....

>>133383938
Yeah they like it if you keep your nails short for training in Martial Arts so...No

>>133383938
He is a good slave :)

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>>133392828
My hands look alright.

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so we posting our hands?
think this should be posted on /b/
but whatever

>>133389286
I don't bite or pick ever. That's only cutting

>>133383938
our lord going to be peasant.

>>133383938
We all know that chewing your finger nails is based.

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>>133392369
plus nitrile is fine to use when working around greasy engine bay components. latex will weaken and break eventually.
also that grippy feel makes it awesome to use for masturbation with vaseline

Yes, goy.
Being a poor laborer is totally "cool"
Having money is overrated.

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Am I straight /pol/?

>>133392489
I eat a healthy amount of shit, same as you. Shit is every where, especially if you have a baby.

I don't eat whole turds, but feces gets everywhere. Just gotta watch out for cow shit, for some reason it makes us sick. That's probably just a meme too desu.

>>133392359
>His actual job was picking up trash on the side of the road.

I used to do this and a guy I worked with put the same shit on his application when he applied for another job too.

All in all that was a comfy job. The only bad part was the summertime heat and even then we took frequent breaks. Just turn your brain off or think about whatever you want to then walk around picking up trash while listening to music.

>>133386636
>>133386109
Let me guess, you have a degree in gender studies

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>>133383938
If you don't have claws you aren't born a surgeon.

>>133388518
Seriously do it fag

>nigger
>Dirty nails

Seems right

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>>133383938
Please don't post your trash on /fit/

>>133383938
If you nails dont look like that it simply means you're not a disgusting nigger.

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>>133383938
>if your face doesn't look like this you are aint straight my homie

This is low life nigger culture really I bet he is injecting heroin with those dirty junky hands

>>133393616
hahaha fucking junky

>>133392502
Yes, a filthy animal liberated from the slavery of dignity.
But I blend in with you civilised folks quite well. Women fuck me too.

Soap helps the disguise every other day or so, and shampoo is only for dandruff control, otherwise color me Filthy.

He spelled damn dirty ape wrong

>>133385893
>>133393701
>You get money for doing an activity, but I don't deem it a real job. Bet you feel real silly now.

>>133393411
Holy shit I gotta try that.

Learn new things everyday

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>>133393904
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lemme suck on dem toes

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>>133383938
does he work for BLACKED?

>>133383938
Sorry I'm not a poorfag field hand

>>133393616
Those aren't bumps you're taking rails off that nail

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>>133383938
Dirty fucking nigger

>>133383938
Ish. Clip your fucking nails, wash your hands, and take a show. Nothing wrong with dirty hands from doing mans work, but doesn't mean you need to be a dirty ass mofo all the time.
And then KYS because you're a nigger.
Niggers don't work so this nig is just a diseased slob also.