Which Chinese dialect should I learn? Han? Mandarin? Cantonese?

>>133351100
Aren't Cantonese and Mandarin completely different languages?

>>133351100
mandarin if you plan to lick boots
cantonese if you just want to coexist
uighur/ tibetan if you like triggering them

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press F to pay respects to the western world

>>133351100
What about this?

>>133351191
Yes, different branch of their language families too.

>>133351514
>Subhumans breed like rats
Whoa

>>133351514
>If 100 jews lived on earth
>0 jews

I wish

You should pick it up just fine since it's meme language like yours.

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>>133354118

>>133351100
Mandarin will make Beijing feel most pleased.
any other dialect will not please Beijing.

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>>133351100
Just learn :"yes, master" -- it's all you need to say in the laogai prison camps

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>>133355851
>not understanding the power of solidarity vs. the weakness of individualism

fuck off, shmecky breath

>>133351100
There's a CIA drone base there, it's not going to end well for the chinks.

>>133356356
>even sun tzu knew race mixing is bad

>>133351100
Mandarin is the most widely spoken, but the written script is shared by all with minor differences between simplified and traditional versions.

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>>133356539

>>133351514
>Americans
>Europeans
>Africans
>Asian People
What did they mean by this?

>>133356356
you can shove that pseudo-intellectualism up your arse faggot

>>133359364
Not an argument