Brit/pol/- twitter edition

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Bring back real English law.

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First for DUP

#MOGGLODITES UNITE!!!

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>>133343027

FUCK I FEEL SORRY FOR CUNTS THESE DAYS...

>TFW NUBRIT/pol/ WILL NEVER FLEX A FUNKY MUSCLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNDTsnaYjl4

>>133343466
Who is this cunt?

>>133343522

RACHEL RILEY'S DAD

>>133343501
>Lord Roberts Center in surrey has quite a few full bore ranges
Are they accessible to the public though? Like at a regular shooting club, where they offer 30 quid offers to shoot a .22 cal for the day? The only ranges I know that can accommodate .50 cals is a range near Morpeth which is also an antique gun "museum" I suppose. The owner has a Section 5 so has more than .50 cals. The range is completely inaccessible to non-members though.

>>133343522
i don't know, but he likes jacob reece mogg so fuck it

Has anyone ever actually taken the time to delve into the world of the people who support leftist politics on social media? Every time I see someone with 'I voted labour' cover on their profile picture, you can expect them to be the most nasty, condescending, self righteous cunts around. Why are they so insufferable? Why do they attack anyone who even slightly disagrees with them? Someone will put a reasonable rebuttal to them and they respond with the most hate filled vitriol and just insult after insult. It's unbelievable anyone can spend longer than 2 minutes in their company.

>>133343844
They need a good punch in the face, after that they usually admit they were wrong.

Why won't UKIP do the obvious thing and get the message out that they are the only right-wing party remaining?

They need to market themselves hard over the next 5 years as the 'true' conservatives - which will be difficult without any MPs or MEPs soon.

The only way I can see this working is if Are Nige came back as leader.

UK is a funny place, I think the core working class people are inherently right-leaning, but every election we cuck ourselves further and further into socialism. Why do we do this?

LITERALLY ON OF THE BEST "OH FUCK ME SIDEWAYS" MOMENTSI HAVE EVER HAD:

https://youtu.be/fICiDOCsaDQ?t=938

>BUMP IT TO 15:30 FOR THE JUICE

>WE NEVER GO TOO FAR
t. OLD SQUAD
(DO NOT FUCK WITH US)

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>yfw there's people that call grey squirrels "british" wildlife

>>133344015
Geese don't like squirrels. Red or grey.

>>133344008
Shame

>>133344008
UKIP should bring back its pledge to legalize handguns that it held on its manifesto years back. It was unique and brought something to the table that others parties aren't discussing.

Then again, I'm talking about UKIP as if it isn't a dead party. One of two scenarios will happen - UKIP will completely rebrand its self, it will gain its success back and lose its image as a one-issue party (on an issue being fulfilled), or the next election, they'll receive less votes than the Legalize Cannabis party. The latter is more likely.

UKIP overthrew the BNP. Who can overthrow UKIP? I hope Liberty GB gets a step in some day but that's almost as unlikely as UKIP ever being successful again.

>>133343844
>No wonder the left seeks to avoid political debate at all costs. Why bother? Members of the left are not interested in having a debate about policy. They are not interested in debating what is right or wrong for the country. They are interested in debating you personally. They are interested in castigating you as a nasty human being because you happen to disagree.

>This is what makes leftists leftists: an unearned sense of moral superiority over you. And if they can instill that sense of moral superiority in others by making you the bad guy, they will. People on the left are taught from childhood that they are better than conservatives – it makes them feel good to hate conservatives. And that hatred is justified because, after all, conservatives are bigots.

>This is why it’s so comfortable to be on the left: that unearned sense of moral superiority. Unearned, because folks on the left haven’t done anything positive for decades. College students’ sense of moral righteousness doesn’t come from achievement – it comes from believing that you are a bad person. You are a racist and sexist; they are not. That makes them good, even if they don’t give charity, have never met a black person, stand for policies that impoverish minority communities...

>In order for them to be morally superior, you must be morally inferior. Calling you a racist and sexist, a bigot and a homophobe, gives them a sense of satisfaction with their status in the universe, even if they never help a single individual human being.

>>133343844
>It's unbelievable anyone can spend longer than 2 minutes in their company
It's pretty easy to do so, just talk about election results.

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Would you lads?

>>133344367
Might as well. Got fuck all else to do.

>>133344267
You've gotta be willing to be the bad guy

>>133344367
no, not even with yours.

>>133344265
>UKIP will completely rebrand its self, it will gain its success back and lose its image as a one-issue party (on an issue being fulfilled)

I can see the slogan now:

UKIP SAVED THIS COUNTRY WITH JUST 1 MP

IMAGINE WHAT WE COULD DO WITH MORE

>>133344012

YOU SHOULD BEG FORGIVENESS

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>>133344367
If she showed enough flesh and was flirty enough

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>>133344367
I might have said yes, but the ausbro ruined it for me

>>133333333

>>133344417
Exactly, and it takes practice to deflect accusations of racism, homophobia, elitism etc. without just affirming what they say

It's a cheap but sneaky tactic from leftists. Nearly every single denial of racism will just make people think you're racist still.

The correct response to character assassination and leftist bully tactics is to just ask for evidence, and call them out on throwing around accusations with nothing to back it up.

>>133344883
I got called Facist once and i schooled the person in what facism is, basically what they were doing to me, being utterly intolerant of people with differing views, they profusely apologized to me the next day.

I was just like ok cool.

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>>133345002
That's not what Fascism is though. You should've genuinely explained to them what Fascism is so they can stop using buzzwords, regardless of what you think of actual Fascism.

I'M COMING BACK TO THE UK LADS, I'M LEAVING THE SUNNY CLIMES ...
... BECAUSE ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBFOJ3R0M4

>>133345002
I got called a fascist once and I said "Absolutely". College was fun.

>>133344008
>I think the core working class people are inherently right-leaning, but every election we cuck ourselves further and further into socialism.
they want the pakis gone but they dont want there bennies gone
they cant vote the tory-lite ukip so they vote labour
Hitler was so popular in germany because he offered nationalism AND socialism

>>133345002
Yes that's the other method of responding to leftist insults - they nearly always use terms incorrectly, so correct them on the usage of the word and ask how you fit the actual definition.

Turn it around into becoming their mistake.

>>133345048
I just gave em a babbies definition, i wasn't willing to go that deep as i know he isn't that intelligent but like most leftists they think being left wing makes them intellectual, it was actually like arguing with an Momentum AI, as soon as I had them cornered they'd bring up Austerity and all they're buzzwords, me and the person we're close as well

http://opportunitiesforyoungkenyans.co.ke/2017/07/08/british-army-recruiting-12000-young-men-commonwealth-states/

Opinions??

>>133345217
>but they dont want there bennies gone
That's why I made a specific reference to working-class people
I would bet that most who earn a living and don't live on handouts would vote for a reduced welfare budget. The metropolitan wankers would be the exceptions.

>>133345339
We need to recruit our own and not give away our country and everything our ancestors built for us to others

>>133345268
>like most leftists they think being left wing makes them intellectual
Too true - I remember in the run-up to the referendum I had a friend and an ex-teacher parading around the statistic that those with degrees were more likely to vote Remain - therefore Remain is the correct choice, since smarter people are choosing it.

I tried my best to dispel the 'degree = smart / correct' myth but leftists aren't generally persuaded too easy.

>>133345339
>non-whites dying in the name of Britain, on both sides of the battle
win-win

Is the Mighty Boosh what Brits do on marijuana?

>>133345339
>http://opportunitiesforyoungkenyans.co.ke/2017/07/08/british-army-recruiting-12000-young-men-commonwealth-states/
>Kenyan Muslims
>In the army

>>133344775
Fenians burnt the fuck out.

>>133345419
this is a slight story in the military community.. loads of lads left coz the army is rubbish, underfunded, blokes left to rot after serving all over the world. Now they are giving jobs to commonwealth nation blokes instead of improving conditions for local lads.. knocks me sick.

>>133345368
you can still recive some while working (eg. income support, working tax credit ,child benifit and housing benifits) plus most people view them as a safety net even if they are not reciveng any

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>>133345117

APROPOS OF NOTHING BUT TOP SONG AND BRILL VID

>ONLY BROUGHT DOWN BY THE FACT THAT I KNOW A GUY HERE NAMED TRAVIS WHOM I KNEW FOR 8 YEARS AND ALLOWED TO LIVE IN MY GRANNY FLAT FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE...

>HE ATE MY FOOD, DIDN'T REPLACE IT
>HE USED UP ALL MY COFFEE, DIDN'T REPLACE IT
>SMOKED MY POT AND TOBACCO, DIDN'T REPLACE IT
>USED MY CAR WHEN HE THOUGHT I WAS ASLEEP, DICKHEAD
STOLE MY MONEY OUT OF MY COIN JAR...

BUT, AND I'M NOT KIDDING, THE REASON I KICKED HIM OUT? ....

HE STARTED USING MY SHIRTS AND UNDERWEAR....\

ANYWAY, TOP SONG, TOP VID, UNFORTUNATE NAME THAT MAKES ME THINK OF HOW BIG A LOSER YOU CAN BE DESPITE HAVING A FRIEND LIKE ME...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYO1-gGWJyo

>>133345217
This, this this.

Most Labour voters in t'North are as anti-immigration as it gets but they can't bear to lose their handouts so they vote for the biggest race traitors in British political history.

>>133344883

That's why people need to start putting their foot down on these absolutely stacked debates on pretty much any channel in this country.

They allow this gutter level of discourse to flourish. The host will sit there and allow someone to baselessly accuse another of racism, sexism, whateverism without challenge. They will just let it sit. The person accused is then automatically on the defensive and is in a lose-lose position given that denial just makes their detractors more certain. I mean these days defense is almost an admission of guilt in itself.

It's absolutely shameful but it's so commonplace they don't seem to see anything wrong with it.

Anyone not towing the BBC line, for instance, is totally fair game in their debates for all kinds of preposterous accusations because the host is partisan and the audience is allowed to act up like it's a pantomime.

Every. Single. Time. They make a point or begin to eloquently address an accusation the host will then just interrupt, change the subject or deflect.

How did this become an acceptable standard? The BBC and channel 4 particularly are absolutely terrible for this.

>>133345339
dont mind desu
it's better our army to use forigners as cannon foddor when america/iseral drags us into a oil war than brits

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>>133343601
really?

>>133345339
Didn't do us much harm in the past tbf. My Uncle served in Kenya in the 50s putting down the Mau-Mau rebellion. He always said the black regiments in our army were the most brutal towards the rebels.

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DAILY REMINDER: Victoria Derbyshire is a shit, self-indulgent, insincere journalist. DO NOT WATCH HER SHOW. We're not american, we are BRITISH, we do not need to see someone make news about themselves. Take note Sky News.

Accidentally watched Victoria Derbyshire this morning while baking a cake. What a loathsome cunt she is, fucking shame that the cancer didn't take her

>>133345930
What a coinkydink

>>133345744
>lazy natives do nothing but complain about the job
>get based black men to do it instead
It's the way of the world. Work harder whitey.

>>133345870

IT'S ALL BEGINNING TO ADD UP!!!!

>>133345970
coinkydink? I think not friendo. Enjoy your you

>>133345870
What is she wearing, that orange box thing?

>>133345930
She is pretty cancerous.

>>133346005
i don't get it. spell it out for me?

>>133346045
Unfortunately she was pretty cancerous, but got over it.

>>133346033
It's so the farmer can find her if she wanders off

JOHANNA KONTA IS NOT BRITISH! Why are we putting up with this nonsense that a british woman is through to the semis?

>>133345994

>immigrant labour depresses wages
>natives rightly do not want to work for the piss take that their labour is now valued at

It's the governments job to not import so many people that standards of living drop for their natives but that's exactly what is still happening.

The dirty screbs coming in might be happy to live 20 to a flat and work for sweet fuck all because they're used to worse but expecting our people to lower themselves to that level is not acceptable.

>>133346235
Quintessentially....

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Which county you from lads? Northumberland here.

>>133346301
why are our women so shit anon? Women hate brit/pol/ thread?

>>133346235
Because all nationalistic pride has to be channelled in to sports so that it doesn't become a more prominent political force.

Also if you're born here you're British lol xD

>>133345800
Those on the defensive side need to call them out on this shit whilst they are on the show.
If they are accused of anything, just flat-out ask for evidence and don't carry on unless they get some. Attack the host for not mediating properly. But of course do all this without raising their voice or being visibly angry. Fault him all you like, but Milo was great at this.

>have no work for nearly two weeks
>finally say fuck it not waiting for boss to call me to say come in for work
>agree to go work with some other bloke for remainder of this week
>get text this morning say come in tomorrow
Well what the fuck do I do now? I know it's just shitty labouring but I can't escape the feeling I owe something to the guy I've done work for for a while. Should I just text him and say sorry I've already got work this week because I thought there was none. At the end of the day, I can't go days at a time without work.

>>133346373
If they learnt to play tennis at least they'd provide some kind of "service"

>>133346048
>spell it out for me?

>TEAM RILEY

I LIKE RACHEL

SHE'S A CLASSY LASS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGiXidz_6u4

>>133346367

MERCIANS

>>133346472
>working for the zero hour jew

>>133346235
Australians are mostly British immigrants tbf

>>133346401
>British born
>Australia

>>133346367
North Lincolnshire

>>133346401
She was't even born here. She just started living here at 14...

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>>133346472
>Should I just text him and say sorry I've already got work this week

yes.
boss knows the score if he lets you sit without work.
if he gets huffy, tell him if he wants to be available, pay the waiting time. that will shut him up.
if he is 10% decent guy, he will understand and its no problem.

>>133346544
Her parents aren't Australians either
You... you.... Double-immigrant!!!

>>133346544
She's a Hungarian wog, 100% slavshit.

>>133346591
Nice out there?

>>133346534
>implying there's even a contract
>implying it's not all cash in hand
>Implying I'm not such a good goy that I still register it all when I'm surrounded by 40 year olds who have never payed tax in their life
Fuck sake

>>133346544
>Americans are Germans
>Ford=BMW

>>133346642
Not living there at the moment. Living in the West Midlands currently but planning to move back in the next few years

>>133346591
Scunthorpe?

I am watching Barnier on BBC2

why is he meeting Corbyn and the Scot trasitor whore in a few days ?

When does the UK start meeting opposition politicians in the EU countries ?

>>133346710
Yeah Scunthorpe is where I grew up. You from there too? Lived in Riddings most of the time and went to Thomas Sumpter Comprehensive

>>133346603
Okay man sounds good will do. It's getting ridiculous at this point. He gave every impression that it was full time work, saying he'd put me on the firm even on the company insurance. A year later, still get situations just like this when I'm basically waiting around for a text to says come in when it's been days with no work at all. Getting fed up to be quite honest with you.

>>133346768
Karl? Nah I was a rich fag. Grew up in skippingdale. Went to Foxhills

>>133346768
Sorry I dno why I said "Nah". Yea I grew up there too

>>133346855
No that's not me. Nice to see some others here from scunny though

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>>133346544

BEING DUAL THESE DAYS...

HERE'S A VID WITH SOME LADS I WORKED WITH...

>TOP NOTCH BANTER-MERCHANTS

TOTAL KNOB-HEADS

>WE GOT ON WITH IT...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nENlcNHad90

>>133346903
Where did you escape too?

>>133346287
I'll go ahead and say now I was obviously joking but I'll play a sort of devils advocate here because somethings interested me.

>but expecting our people to lower themselves to that level is not acceptable
Why isn't it? Our minimum levels of comfort being as high as they are is a relatively recent phenomenon.

I don't want our country to lose it's ethnic and racial identity either but if you don't want want that, and you want to continue to support our general economic structure then you're going to have to accept lower living standards.

You're not going to get capitalists to put their people above their profits for any length of time.

>>133346928
Moved to Birmingham for uni and ended up staying here after. 29 now and getting sick of Birmingham. Planning to move back to Scunthorpe or somewhere nearby in the not too distant future

>>133346903
I do remember beating you at rugby, and then we weren't allowed to play you at football because we had a fight. :'(

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>>133346593
If you live in Britain you're British desu.

>>133347002
Hows birmingham? Grim?

>>133345887
>My Uncle served in Kenya in the 50s putting down the Mau-Mau rebellion.
God bless him
>>133345930
I watched it 2 days ago and they had (((Lord Adonis))) arguing for manipulation of the immigration statistics

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>>133347052
On a piece of paper.

>>133346827

he gave you every impression, except singing
a F/T contract with you of course.

ask him what do you have to do to get on F/T, if
that is what he wants, and you want.

he will than either tell you that he cant afford it, or you are doing something wrong in the job that keeps you P/T.
Either way, then you know.

But remember, ask him what YOU need to do, not him.

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>bingbongs

>>133347002
Me. I moved to liverpool for uni, plan on moving to lincoln to open a restaurant in 3 years. Would be sooner but have a wedding to pay for. That fucking straight road is gonna do my head in to see mummy and daddy

>>133347022
Not surprising. Thomas Sumpter was full of chavs. At least it was mostly white though. Not sure what the schools in Scunthorpe are like now, but in my year at school there was like 1 muslim guy, 1 sikh girl and maybe 1 or 2 black guys but not certain now

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>>133347059
This pic shows what Birmingham is like. Need to get out of here before it gets any worse

>>133347076
Luckily no one gives a fuck about the lords. Doesn't he work with george osbourne now? FUCKING FILTHY BLAIRITE

>>133347146
Looking back I wish I'd gone to a uni up north. The midlands is awful and I ended up stuck here because of finding work in the area

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>>133343230

>not 12th of July Edition

>>133347109

TRUMP LOVES BING BONGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oguvSPdtHQ8

>>133347222
>Need to get out of here before it gets any worse
This is rock bottom. There is literally no way for this shitty to get worse.

Met Jacob rees mogg today

DP on 2 lads..

>>133347330
TWEET ABOUT IT ON

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MOGGLODITE&src=typd

YOU PAKI CUNT

>>133347222
Fugg. Part of what I'm doing at uni requires going to Aston in Birmingham once or twice, for atleast a week at a time. The second option would be London which is 1) further away 2) probably even worse. Don't wanna go anywhere near that shithole desu

>>133347385
Aston is a shitty part of Birmingham. Used to work in the area. Full of paki's, but then again most of Birmingham is

>>133347103

>London

What did they mean by this?

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>>133347281
>Ulster is British
>Worship a literal Dutch king

Sad!

>>133347155
Yea, it was pretty burburry tartan covered. Foxhills changed name three times, knocked half the school down and OFSTED went down hill. We used to have a christian headteacher. Now I think its some former business manager. We had one hindu. Pawanjit. Use to wank about her. She had that sort of wet mouth, tongue too big thing. Like the black one from sugababes

>tfw said to a girl i was a federal tit inspector.

waiting for the reply lads

>>133346973

>Why isn't it? Our minimum levels of comfort being as high as they are is a relatively recent phenomenon.

Well I'd say it's not acceptable because it doesn't have to be. It's not the result of some uncontrollable economic issues it's the intentional result of an agenda held by a traitorous government.

You're right though. Times are likely to get harder and standards may drop and people may have to adjust but to expect them to do so without push back or complaining is a bit much.

It's one thing to expect natives to take the hit, it's another to get indignant when they have the audacity to get pissed off about it.

Actually looking forward to the short term where, if we actually do the smart thing and drop tariffs on our imports, the average person will be able to enjoy a significantly cheaper cost of living in this country. That is, of course, providing we actually leave the EU and don't stay in it by way of the single market and customs union which would totally miss the economic point of getting out.

And, yeah, I should have seen you were joking but I'm currently rocking the NEET lifestyle, more or less just woke up and haven't had my second coffee yet so I'm not firing on all cylinders yet.

Once I've had that post coffee shit I'll be on my game.

>>133347385
idealist champagne socialists and foreigners

>>133347464
Reminder the Irish descended from blacks and moors

>>133343466
>>TFW NUBRIT/pol/ WILL NEVER FLEX A FUNKY MUSCLE
That's because they're all children.

>>133347524
meant for>>133347438

>>133347433
Yeah, safe to say I won't be sight seeing then. Worst I've seen is parts of Newcastle. Don't want to imagine what Aston will be like.

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>He posted: '£5,000 for the first person to 'accidentally' run over this bloody troublesome first generation immigrant.'

>'She's left a third-world country to come to Britain. It's not for first generation immigrants to behave the way Gina Miller did,'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4686292/Rhodri-Philipps-guilty-Gina-Miller-messages.html

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Just got £220 of tax back.

What should I do with it that doesn't involve illegal activities?

>>133347486
I Thomas Sumpter changed names now too. Happened a few years after I left I think. It's called Melior Community Academy now. Was a really shitty school with awful teachers so that's probably why the rebranding happened.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melior_Community_Academy

>>133347558

>THEY WILL NEVER RIDE THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT

SAD, MANY SUCH CASES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zCGjSoZzkY

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lads she sent me her tits,

jesus christ reading back last nights thread at comfy hours, arguing about mental health again. surprised eddie didnt blow his casket

>>133347633
New graphics card (well 2nd hand for a decent one at that price)

>>133347673
Her nipples censor themselves.

>>133347639
Wasn't it a "language" school?

>>133347554
Citation needed, EU

>>133347673
She looks like a cutter

>>133347768
look at the next irish person you see, theres your proof

>>133347756
Don't think so. At least not while I was there. Was just a regular comprehensive with nothing special about it

>>133347667
Christ, I'm not that old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur6WaAhQ6fQ

>>133347558

YOU HAVE QUALIFIED TO BE TESTED FOR A CHANCE TO RECEIVE:

OLD SQUAD (ROOKIE STATUS) POSTING RIGHTS.

DO YOU WANT TO PROCEED?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4CrE6IwlLg

>>133343230
no one is answering the substance of the question which is what do we do about the nigger in the woodpile?

>>133347624
No immigrant should be allowed to try to fundamentally alter the country they've arrived in. Otherwise don't come here

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>>133347704
I'm still on a 10 year old laptop as my only computer, so I really don't need that.

>>133347253
>Luckily no one gives a fuck about the lords.
He still has loads of influence within Labour and created HS2 as a lord

>>133347900
Put it towards a PC then. I used to always use laptops and it sucked when I'd never be able to play any game that wasn't a decade or so old

Muh save the joos and Diane Abbot

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>>133347793
Wrong

>>133347633

Save it or invest it. Wasting it on transient experiences will give you no true satisfaction.

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>>133347946
I really don't have many demands. 10 year old games suit me just fine, since I mostly emulate older consoles and systems.

Thinking of putting it towards a gun cabinet for a SGC.

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>>133348040
Wrong

>>133347673

Jesus christ send them back. Get a refund. If she smells like she looks you need a gas mask.

>>133347052
Such fucking bullshit

if I lived in Somalia would I be somalian?

>>133343230
How fast do you guys drink a bottle of wine or a pint?

PMQs starting in 12 minutes
http://oklivetv.com/bbc-parliament-live/

>>133346544
She's not even full Austarlian but Hungarian

>>133348232
No you'd be a Pirate.

>>133348232
aslong as your lazy all day and high from khat

>>133348282
I tune in and hear Priti Patel talking about odor control. Curry smell?

>>133347903
I still see HS2 falling through

>>133347801
Ours came under the guise of Technology college. Essentially old steelworkers given a job. Still, it was fun pratting making stuff

Better stream
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcparliament

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Should 3rd world immigrants be controlling our foreign aid budget?

>>133348254

>http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk

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>member of staff brings in some case notes with a fuckhuge burn hole in the middle of them
>'I accidentally set fire to them a little bit'
Jesus FUCKING christ

>>133348282
Rightly, why don't you work? Not bashing but what do you do? apart from neetbux

>>133348151
But m8 that's literally like a drawing, it's just a drawing, dude. It's not real.

>>133345772
The working-class wouldn't need handouts if their industry and jobs hadn't been taken away. That's the real reason they never vote Tory.

>>133348542
Am sort of trying to see if I can get an apprenticeship working for Rolls Royce (jet engine makers, submarine stuff) which is very local to where I live. Would seem like a good proper trade job.

>>133348534
Oh dear, QC Goldsteinbergwitzsky won't be happy.

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C O L I N

>>133348503
dumb nazi poster

>>133348503
Hmmmm
>put your faith in a higher power
>it isn't your fault

I was an alcoholic for years, I stopped on my own accord

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>>133347881
>>133347827
>>133347667

YOU HAVE UNTIL WE DECIDE TIME IS UP TO COMPLY...

YOUR LAST CHANCE TO JOIN...

ARE YOU READY, ...

>YOU DON'T LOOK READY...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb4f1xpSu-I

>>133348653

>it isn't your fault

One of the worst things you can tell anyone.

Who would you ideal speaker of the house be?

I'd like Brian Blessed.

>>133348441
>I still see HS2 falling through
That's not relevant to Lord Adonis, because it wasn't when he was in charge of it

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>>133348716

>Brian Blessed

Can you imagine?

>>133348282
>PMQs starting in 12 minutes

Who is that old Labour faggot on, and why is he all butthurt ?

>>133348716
No, he lost my respect when he virtue signalled and went full on anti-Trump shill.

>Alex Salmond reduced to DP
JUST

>>133348601
Good. I hate too see you having to be here everyday to express yourself. I was the Ed memer yesterday who asked for the vocaroo. BTW I'm a chef on two weeks hols, restaurant is being redone. Im not a hypocrite

>>133348559
Those industries were handouts. They never worked, went on strike constantly and relied totally on unions and bailouts.

>>133348716

Mr Blobby

>>133348777
Well he is an actor, you sort of have to expect that.

>>133348716
Ozzy

>>133348701
hence the implying

>>133348801
I actually don't even mind being here, I just know that it's not sustainable.

>>133348716
>Brian Blessed
this

>>133348835

I know, I'm agreeing with you.

>>133348716
I'm not fussy, Lindsay Hoyle seems fine. I just don't want that working class Jewish midget anymore.

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Laura looking fit today

>>133348855
well i don't mind you tripfags either. I only come for brit/pol/. I don't relate to the tinfoil hat americunts, nor do I read the shitty WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLE DOING THIS threads

>>133349016
She always does.

>>133348877
Yes I re-read and realised what you were saying. sorry

>>133349016
Rather

>>133349016
>(((Kussenberg)))

>>133348686

YOU HAVE FAILED.
APPLICATION IS INCOMPLETE AND INSUFFICIENT.

YOU MAY NOT REFER TO YOUR OFFER, EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkgTxQm9DWM

>>133343844
I was kicked from a game of Civ for being pro-Brexit

off to watch spiderman later, any of you fuckers watched it yet?

>>133349166
You'd be happy for so much as a chance to kiss her neck and you know it.

>>133349211
you mean Iron Man: Spiderman edition
the villain is the best part

>>133349211
Apparently it is painfully SJW friendly.

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>>133349189

>mfw I got kicked from a game of Civ for trying to win

Am I not suppose to declare war on a player already engaged in a costly war?

>>133349211
Yeah, it's okay. A nice balance between avengers and classic Spidey. Only letdown is the incredibly ((diverse)) cast but at least Spidey is still huwite. Not enough scenes with his aunt.

Damian Green filling in for Theresa May

>>133349218
I cringed at this

>>133349211

Yea, other than the race mixing and ethnics all over the place the story is really good and presents some great virtues.

>>133349318
>>133349330
ye heard about the negress in it already

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Northen ireland here, whats the consensus on the 12th of july marches all throughout our shitty state?

>EMILY THORNBERRY

ugh, how fucking smug can one person be?

>>133349433
Two. And a fat chinese dude is Spidey's only friend. He never hooks up, and "MJ" would rather protest than go into the Lincoln memorial because it was built by slaves

>>133349188
>>133347827

YOUR WIFE IS NOW OUR WHORE...

WE WILL RAVAGE HER......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EexUiCycxuc

>>133349477
Its cosplay

Oh God, Cuntberry.
The house will drown in shit now.

>>133349531
She'd look smugger with my spent cock in her hands

>>133349531
I would though

>>133349189
Serves you right, you fucking bigot. But in all fairness, this is the sort of people we are dealing with. Did they say anything before kicking you?

Films these days are proper wank

Alien covenant was shit

Fuck this I'm watching the cycling.

199km left on the tour de france.

>>133349642
*this stage of

This thread is moving so slow no one will notice I'm a frog.

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>>133349477

It angers republicans and is pretty comfy to watch. Marching bands are fantastic.

The chimping by the lower class scum is regrettable but is a small price to pay for fenian tears.

>>133343844

They're inferiors, mentally and usually physically as well. They have bad genes and dislike anything that has the smell of good genes about it. They 'argue', think, and believe like mentally ill people because they often are just that.

The left is also the preference of women, which tells you absolutely everything you need to know about the atmosphere in the left.

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>>133349659

>>133349642
Wonder how long until a muzzie with a van mows them all down

>>133349618
catch up on Love Island

>>133349597
Nope, but I did manage to get back in and thanks to Civ being glitchy as a motherfucker they couldn't kick me again. I railed on them about karma and sat there resetting the start timer til they closed the game lobby.

>>133349679
Don't lad, professional cycling is one of the most comfy, whitest sports there is.

>>133349693
fook jonny

Going down the intermarche lads, you want anything?

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>>133349659

Sort yourself out you stupid Frenchman.

>>133348716
A few kilotons of TNT.

Where's Jezbollah in PMQ's?

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>>133349659
Threads need to move fast for people not to notice you. not slow

>>133349531
Lady Nugee looks like she's pilling on the pounds again.

>Slang at the dispatch box

>>133349723
If were talking white and manly isn't cricket on somewhere?

>>133348716
Davros

>>133349751
pain au chocolat

ARE NICK MENTIONED

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>>133349536


ANYWAYYYYYYYY..................................

ONE FOR THE BOYS...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCkuNXBPA_M

t. OLD SQUAD
(NEVER FUCK WITH US)

>>133349810

https://youtu.be/PSRildGCw64?t=5

Oh tripfags..

>>133349843
Cricket is full of pakis m8. I don't think I've seen one black in the entire tour this year, even in the audience. It's a few hours each day of cycling and ariel shots of rural france. Very comfy. ITV4

>>133349531
https://youtu.be/0OmJSvHvxLA

YOU'RE LITERALLY NICK GRIFFIN!

>>133349700
Kek doing gods work, son

>>133349908
START PAYING THE FRENCH PENSION

>>133349908
STOP TRYING TO STEAL THE FINANCIAL INDUSTRY FROM LONDON

>>133349965
I'm not that fat m8

emily such a cutie

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Why isn't Jeremy Corbyn being questioned? I thought he was PM

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>>133349950
I dont get ITV4

why is so hard for MP's to be quiet not behave like monkeys during pmqs and debate properly

>>133350187
What TV package are you on, Freeview, Virgin?

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>>133350108

>>133350279
It's a laugh innit

>>133350187
what?
even in freeview you get it

>>133349983
>>133350019

Make me.

Also I'm welsh, just happen to be in France right now.

>>133350308
>why we need proportional representation

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>>133350331
Unfinished business eh lad

Gods speed

>>133350299
EE, but the signal is dog shit. Whenever I try and reset it I get a difference of 8+. At least it means that the missus can't put ITVbe on but still.

Can gas companies chase you for money if you leave them after abusing the tarrifs system by staying on their old rate by not updating your meter with the new card they've sent? Any lawers?

>>133350470
Stop being a degenerate

>>133350326
>>133350449

Weekly reminder Salmond and Robertson lost their seats

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>>133350279
What would be the point of that?

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>>133350529

>>133347673
insufficient bush

surprised that today has been peaceful in NI

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>>133350308

>>133350693
Just wait until we leave the EU and you start getting Calais style camps over there

>>133350529
desu a bit sad about salmond, although he doesn't really appear in good health of late (i.e. before the election)

interestingly scottish labour apparently cheered the tory gain when he was out

>>133350693
Is it raining?

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>>133350470

I AM A LAWYER.

TELL THE JUDGE I SAID "SUCK MY PAKI DICK"

THAT'S BEEN WORKING FOR 10+ YEARS

>>133350693
Watch for later tonight, psni will report like 60 officers injured. The prods and catholics can't fight each other so they just throw shit at the police.

>>133350693
m8 it's half 12

>>133350401
You wouldn't have won under PR

>>133350726
>42.4 > 40

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ANYWAYYYYYY...

IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO THE NUMBERS....

TFW RACHEL/pol/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjCbWg4ZUAY

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I tend to think of Judeo-Christianity as "The West" in Middle Earth. We average Christians are mere men (or are we hobbits?) Muslims are the orcs, Asians are the dwarves, etc. The Jews are like the Elves, the Chosen People and the light of the world. The Wise among the Jews (rabbis etc.) are like the Istari (the Wizards), eldest in the faith and closest to God. As we are mere men or hobbits, we must trust the counsel of the Wise over our own tiny vision of the world. I say this as a church-going Christian for 39 years and a proud Conservative.

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>>133351003

New

>>133350651

>>133350651

>>133350651

>>133350651

>>133350651

>>133350651

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>>133351069

You do realise that the "Lord of the Rings" was written as a Catholic evangelical piece right?

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>>133351069
>judeo-christian

>>133351152
I fucking hate /pol/ sometimes

>>133351207
n-words?

>>133351102

YOU ARE FRANKENSTEIN, AND /pol/ IS YOUR LOBSTER

>>133351102

>>133351251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFlf1X3DgWw

i have no idea what i wanna do for a living lads. are apprenticeships a good idea. if so, what ones?

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>>133351287

ASIF YOU

EVER HAD A CHANCE...

>LOOK UP THE OLD SAYING: GIVE THEM ENOUGH ROPE....

t.OLD SQUAD
(REAPERS)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hzhl5ipGIc

>>133351459
Pro tip: Do something. Whatever you do don't remain in that confused to state until you're too old to do most things or at the very least are at a huge disadvantage.

It doesn't matter if you enjoy it. You probably won't enjoy anything.

>>133351769
this.. 23 year old neet checking in

>>133351813
Got a year on you. Technically in working but I don't count it since it's part time and the sort of thing a literal spastic could do with no future potential.

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>>133351692

OLD SQUAD

>>133351932
what you working as?

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>>133352022

LET US ALL BOW

TO

THE

ONLY

QUEEN

OF

US...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VZ1BRots_I

t. OLD SQUAD
(KATIE IS OUR QUEEN)

>>133349218
kiss it with a fucking pickaxe. This cunt is the most insufferable sjw cunt on tv, and betrays us at the first chance she gets. Shes not even a fucking journalist shes a propagandist.
And i actually thought u guys were joking when you called her fit. Are you serious? I wouldn't let her kiss my ass crack for my morning fart. Might catch something

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>>133352420

KATIE LIKES THE RAIN....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li4B8bxbuPk

>>133349751
yeah grab me some accountable government can you?
Oh no shit, you can't get that on the continent anymore can you?

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>>133353007

OLD
SQUAD

MIGRATE NOW

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>>133353467
>>133353467
>>133353467
>>133353467
>>133353467

>>133345339
Moves to diversify the ethnic identity of the army = preparing the army to quell white revolt.