Reminder that Australia is an over regulated overtaxed nanny

That's why I left

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>>133341370
top bantz

>>133341370
lol they are treating people like retards

>>133341370
not moving to FNQ

It's true, and your average person is totally okay with it. The people here are... "interesting" in that they fucking hate authority and the government, and think the government is full of lying crooks while also falling to their knees in worship of the government, government handouts, and the law. It's contradictory.

>The government? Buncha fuckin' lyin' pollies mate, hate 'em all.
>What do you mean the government should be less powerful and regulate our lives less?

How does retarded shit like this even pass? Lmao

>run down beach with surfboard
>may as well run straight to jail

>>133341370
>over regulated
Agree
>overtaxed
Agree
> nanny state
Agree
>shit hole
Fuck off, best country in the world you traitor

>>133341370
>its real
hahaha. Im glad our law enforcement is understaffed so they can't pull shit like this

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>>133341370
>jogging with a helmet on

>>133341427
PNG best country ever.

For cannibals.

>>133341569
someone probably tried to sue the local council because they were jogging and tripped over. So then the council just pass a stupid law making everyone who wants to jog has to wear a helmet

why are Australians so stupid? their leaders are all such cucks.

WTF you can't even walk faast without having to wear a helmet? Next you will have to wear mouth pieces so you don't bite your tongue or chew on fingernails.

We have been a homogenous, united nation no socialist policies have worked fine here to maintain i high standard of living and stability. Although the more heterogeneous be become the less favourbale of socialism i become in turn. I don't want to pay taxes to look after non-euros. Also the appetite to bring back gun ownership is rising with myself as i feel as if i may need it these days with the increase in crime.

>>133341370
what the literal fuck? lol. this can't be real.

>>133341569
They gave up their guns

>>133341370
It could be dangerous though, some brat drops it's ice cream or banana peel, I think helmets should be mandatory for runners. The ancient Greeks wore them for the same reason.

>>133341370
>all joggers must wear helmet
T-that is satire, is it?

how true is this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aJ081PNFC0

>Bought into the wind meme.
>Mining boom over.
>Shale investments gone.
>costly licenses to do anything (more costly than the UK even)
>Housing market bubble.
>food prices raising

Was going to come over but my uncle over there warned me off emigrating, said the only English over there are ex-Cockney cunts fleeing Londonistan (meaning they'll vote Leftie down there too, like the Gooks), going over for holiday next year to see if i can handle the heat still.

>>133341833
No this is just the end result of giving up your fire arms

>>133341904
Australia is doing fucking amazing, and people here are used to a cushy life. However, doom is over the horizon and we're not ready for it. Nobody young I know saves or looks after themselves properly, the older folks (Boomers and Gen X) are in massive denial about the coming economic and social issues, and our government hates us more than you can imagine. They'd sell us out for a box of Cheezles, and have probably done so a few times.

Still better off than the UK, though.

>>133341370
Someone probably tried to sue the gov after slipping on the wet path and bumping their noggin. Now we have this, wew mate.

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>>133341576
>Fuck off, best country in the world you traitor

yeah but dont type that too loudly on /pol/ m8. Otherwise we will have endless fat burger and eurocuck autists wanting to immigrate here on top of the endless bongs, kiwis, poos and chinks that come here anyway.

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Australians are funnier and more virile than Canadians

>>133341904
It's all true and we're full as well. Especially to whinging Poms which is what you would be.

>>133341370
agreed

I'm buying a house overseas as soon as I can

>>133342022
>Still better off than the UK, though.

Probably but i'm fucking melting here at 15C. So at least i'm comfy in my shithole.

>>133342185
That's what a chink would do.

>>133341576
stop telling people, we are fucking full cunt

>>133341677
>talks shit about a nation
>doesnt use geographic flag
fuck off

>>133341370
Europe is like that. Pretty much anything you do requires govt permission which they will promise only takes 24 hours but usually ends up taking days or weeks. Everything is always kate, nothing happens when its supposed to and always manages to generate even more forms applications and requests.

>>133342144
Enjoying rooting Canadian sheilas on your working holiday Davo?

>>133342209
thats fucking cold as

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>>133341370
Truely a nation of pussy faggots

It's not real you ducking retards

>>133341370
Its true, fellow old school brit colony standing by for the assist as always. Only term go/stay based fuckers

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>>133342377
I'm a leaf and even I don't root sheilas

Waverley Council has since responded to 7 News Online, advising that the signs were not real.

"The signs relating to joggers wearing helmets are not Council signs and are fake. We believe they were put up on Wednesday evening, and our rangers had taken them down by early Thursday morning," a Council spokesperson said.

>>133342425
>15C
>Cold

Maybe if you're a fucking bitch. "Cold" is anything under 9C, and "hot" is anything over 30C.

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>>133341370

I detect a loophole. The cop has no helmet, so they can't catch you if you are running without one.

Dumb af

>log your jog

If only India had a website

>poo in

>>133342161
>whinging Poms
>this fucking meme

nah, you've usurped us in the whinging league. its all you do now.

>>133341427
Didn't think there might have been something in between over 'regulated nanny state' and 'Somalia but worse and in the jungle'?

>>133342502
35c is a nice day, where are you at

>>133342581
New Zealand?

>>133342581

It's fake news m8

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>>133341701
Uncuck yourself quickly before you get Brazillified like the U.S.

>>133341701
socialism isn't moral and it doesn't work
it holds people down, costs a fuckton, and breeds resentment
i don't want to see loser whites held down by a fucking centrelink cheque and a bong addiction
natural law of getting off your arse is exactly the kick in the behind they fuckin need

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>>133341370
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/34287540/joggers-must-wear-helmets-signs-appear-on-sydney-beaches/
>"The signs relating to joggers wearing helmets are not Council signs and are fake. We believe they were put up on Wednesday evening, and our rangers had taken them down by early Thursday morning," a Council spokesperson said.

It's fake m8, it's a prank.

>>133342592
35C is hot. I lived out in the desert where it got into the high 40-50C range and I still consider anything over 30 to be uncomfortably warm. The best possible temperature is around 25C on a sunny day.

>>133341370

LOG THAT JOG
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>>133341701
>the appetite to bring back gun ownership is rising with myself
>He thinks we can bring back guns after giving them up
Just a pity I was born to late to have had a gun and "lost" it before the buyback

>>133342502
>30 °C
>Hot
Pussy

>>133342601
At least they have better gun laws

>>133342727
yeah 25c is fucking great for the beach but with high temperatures, alot of it has to do with how humid the air is. i find high temperatures bearable as long as there like no humidity

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Australians are a bunch of queers lmao

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FOSTERS > VB

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>>133342801
He's probably a dirty southerner.

They breed them weak down there

>>133341657
What if they're wearing a helmet and rhey still get seriously hurt?

>>133341657
This. Always what happens.
>Someone acts like a retard and hurts themselves
>Gets a jew lawyer
>Jew lawyer points out that the town/company/city didn't have a sign telling his client not to hurt himself
>$10,000,000 payout
>Jews get richer, quality of life for everyone else goes down

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>>133342915
yeah m8. Go for a walk around the centre of Melbourne or Sydney and you will literally see 5 chinks that looks exactly like that faggot on the right within 1 min. It is the end of times for us. You guys are getting nigged and beaned, the eurocucks are getting nigged and sandnigged and us and the leafs are getting chinked. Only in Qld and rural areas are there any real aussies left

>>133341370


How are they going to catch you to fine you if you can run faster than the police chasing you?

>>133342524
>(dramatic news music plays)
>Its now day 3 of the helmetless joggers reign of terror
>be on the lookout for a young white male running without a helmet
>thus far authorities have been powerless to stop him as they themselves do not posess helmets and cannot run to catch him
>the local police department applied for 10 bicycle helmets to be distributed to officers but the request was denied as some felt over-militarization of the police might offend some aboriginial groups who have a history of being opressed by authorities
>police are experimenting with new powerwalking techniques that will hopefully bring the psychotic sprinter's rampages to an end
>until then we advise beachside residents to stay indoors, and the police chief would like to remind you, dont forget to wear saftey glasses when cooking or watching TV!

>>133341370
Reminder we take 200k immigrants each year and have 500k working visas. Most go to melbourne and sydney. Melbourne will be a white minority in a decade at most.

>>133343262

BETTER LOG YOUR JOG CUNT

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>>133343314
I just came for the bantz, not to feel.

>>133343262
The gun that made thousands of liberal zombies cry across Australia

>>133341370
You guys should be forced to wear helmets all the time. You don't have to be running to slip and fall. Should also just give your entire paycheck to the government and let them spend it to provide you with what you should have. Wouldn't want people to make the wrong choices afterall.

>>133343380
Who cares then, lelbourne and shitney are shitholes

>>133342705

Bondi is still shit. Can't even catch a sneaky peaky anymore without The Man hassling you.

https://youtu.be/Ag1QEHqHwv4

Don't forget the racism.

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>>133343578
Kinda why so many people bought it.
Spite is a very effective marketing tool.

>>133343343
the most underrated post eber

>>133343380
>Melbourne will be a white minority in a decade at most.
Nah m8. In melbourne and I just came back from a meeting in the city. Barely saw any whites at all. We must already be a minority there - unless all the whites are in the suburbs. The gov is literally shipping them in by the millions. Really makes you think what the ((gov)) is doing?

>>133341370
Every Western country is an overregulated nanny state shit hole.

>>133341370
https://www.thechronicle.com.au/news/no-helmet-no-run-sign-creates-confusion/3136914/

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>>133342581
If you can't cannibalise your children then you're not free m8

>>133343879

You make it sound like our government isn't just an extension of the Chinese ruling party.

>>133341755
this and only this

>>133343879
Too many jews in Oz. It's like the Netherlands of the anglosphere.

incredible income taxes
lots of hidden taxes so even idiots with average incomes don't realise they're actually closer to 50% income rather than 35%
if you are a high achiever, or want to be, do not come

>>133342474
>even I don't root sheilas
So you are a poofta then?

>>133341370
Daily reminder the real Crocodile Dundee died in a shoot out with police.

>>133341512
Most people are retarded, stop doing stupid shit and you'll be left alone.

>>133344064
This guy gets it. Lots of guns, no taxes, prison for faggots. This is paradise

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>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
>need a fucking license for paintball guns
http://www.paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
>need a license for crossbows
http://www.ballisticfirearms.com.au/QPS/Crossbow%20Legislation.html
>airsoft is banned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
http://www.ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
>smokeless tobacco is banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia

>plain packaging on cigarettes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit

>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

https://next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

>"h-heh at least w-we don't get shot" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under constant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper

AUTISTRALIA IS AN ORWELLIAN SHITHOLE

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>>133344112
see
>>133344056
It's fake.

the real question: stay and fight (and how) or where to go?

>>133344112
Would not surprise me m8. We are getting chinked real bad and I know working for a gov agency that they are just getting started. They have a plan to make Melbourne grow to 10 million including a doubling of population within 15 years - yes thats right -15 years doubling of population. Guess where all these people are coming from? Guess (((who))) drives that decision:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Triguboff

State govs are now almost totally reliant on housing dev for revenue and that needs permanent and population growth to maintain demand. They will make us a chinese dystopia within 30 years. You will not even hear english in the streets of small towns within 20.

>>133344680
You think an Australian would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

Get the fuck out of here.

>>133344362
What's the cost of living over there? I wouldn't mind one day having an estate or something there.

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>>133341370
hey faggots crtl + f type in OPs id. He has not responded EVEN ONCE.
You all fell for his faggotry. Pic related.

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Loli is illegal in Ausfailia

>>133344213
Of course. He's a leaf.

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>>133341370

New pedestrian attire proposed by the ANS.

>>133341427
what are you doing in PNG?

>>133341370
Kek sucked in bondi wankers

>>133341370

No shit

Outback (literally no state presence) or bust

>>133344863

It's fake, but it's not really too far from reality.

gotta go lads
footies startn
thanks for the whinge n shit ay

>>133346169
have a good one

>>133344531
>America complaining about what's orwellan
>Literally live a country where it's by law ready to arrest more then 5 million people once a natural emergency occurs, has multiple detention camps for it's citizens, some of the most useless prison which ciruclate crime, rather then the stopping it and is literally chewing down every constitutional right it once had day by day

Big difference here is that your government outright hates you.
Our's is more singapore esque where it's pretty fucking grey all around but trying to appear modern,

>>133344852
Very high but smart white people here are very rich.

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>>133341370
Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in somecases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked.

Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.

>>133341370
This sign is fake fyi.

>>133345047
Having his armed guards cut the hands off anybody stupid enough to steal from his chicken restaurant.

>>133341370
Agreed.
See
>>133344428

>>133342185
this

>>133343343
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>>133343434
Honorary Aussies.

>>133343879
FUCK hellbourne. Leaving soon.

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>>133344945
STRAYA

>t. bumping just so Oz general does better than the kiwi faggot club one

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>>133347792
The roos in my backyard disagree.

This is fake.
Show me real proof.

>>133347792
You could be a top bloke but I'm still gonna call you a cunt mate.

>>133347893
Lol people still remember that thread. I'm still salty it got deleted.

>>133346944
>muh alex jones conspiracies

kys

>>133341370
If I cop said I couldn't run without a helmet I would tell them to get fucked. Don't care if they take me to court. I will say I don't believe in that law.

>>133349402
Female cops are fucking retarded anyway.

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>>133344531
wow you're like the most triggered person ever
show me on the doll where the australian person touched you

>>133344863
are you going round every fucking thread posting this shit?

Why are there so many pom coppas lads? theyre all arrogant cunts too who act like robots instead of real people. how am i not going to mouth off when some power hungry autist tries to tell me no-no's?

>>133348089
Served alongside some aussie SAS in iraq. Picked up a wicked tim tam habit. (Tim Tams are fucking awesome)

>>133349544
Only ones that deserve it.

>>133344707
>Triguboff is Jewish
who'd have thunk it

>>133344682
Your play is to stay and "work" considering the high-salaries available to you cuc--- OOPS, "lads" you would stay in Cuckstrailia and make a loads of money, then ship out to Poland or Serbia (or Switzerland if you make a legit alot of money_) and enjoy your money and retirement in a white, redpilled country.

And use your salary advantage, to work for you. If you still don't have a white QT wife by then, you can always go to Thailand and live out many years in degenerate sexual debauchery at least.

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>>133345180
Confirmed