You have access to Trumps phone for 2mins what do you tweet?

>>133331421
kim.

the greatest story never told

>>133331421
Posts Ivanka nudes

>I fucking love steak.

"Covfefe was a hoax"

Tower 7 collapsed because the earth is flat.

plz be my ai gf

Covfefe

>>133331421
"Traps r gay"

>>133331512
Trump tweeting the earth is flat could be the greatest triggering of all time

free tay

>>133331421
The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

Wrestling is real

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>>133331421

I apologize and will never tweet again. Any other tweet after this is by an impostor. Now time to govern.

>>133331421
"Doublenigger" and nothing more.

Merkel's breath smells like baby shit.

"ayyyyyee lmao senpai" to some world star hip hop tweet.

Lock in the black vote 2020 to make sure we get him back in.

Anime is now illegal

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We will make anime great again DESU.

I'm flipping a coin. Heads nukes fly. Tails - We'll see.

>>133331421
>implying i wouldnt be going through emails/messages

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>Do not trust what I post after this. The Jews have taken control

>>133331421
Probably tweet Shia some thing along the line of 'them cheeks are going to be divided. Sad.' or 'gas the kikes. Race war. Now'

>>133331421
>"RACE WAR,MOTHERFUCKAS!"

>>133331421
> Who would have thought the aliens at area 51 are so unimpressive? Our space military will take care of them in 100 days.

>>133331421

"Anon Anon is a great man. If any of my associates are looking to hire for a leadership position, please contact him.

looking forward to instant ramen tonight.

>>133331421
>Dear Mr. Secretary
>I hereby resign the Office of President of the United States

>Sincerely, Flonald Flumpf

Trump 2020

1488 gas the kikes race war now

"Where can I get some fent? I'm ready to die."

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Tweet "niggers tongue my anus" and then a bunch of refugee memes

>>133331725
fuck lol

HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

fefecov

Obama sucks dick for coke.

Keep Tweeting like normal, I suppose!

>>133331421
>"F"
Nothing more, nothing less....just a simple nod

~or~

The truth about pizzagate and the zionist agenda and how infiltrated our gov....really is.

>Anything besides GKRWN

Reddit is down the hall and to the left kids

>>133332360
Whatever happened to that guy?

9/11 was an inside job. Controlled demolition. Foreign Intelligence services blah blah FUCK YOU I"M AN APE NIGGARE

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>>133331421
execute order 66

>>133331421
Tick tock libshits

something innocent followed by kek
only to fix in next tweet correcting to lol

>>133331421
Our Intel services tell me Kim Jong Un regularly wets the bed with his tiny peen. SAD!

>>133331421

All non-whites (less than 90% European DNA) are ordered to leave the country voluntarily by reporting to your nearest airport immediately where you will inevitably be deported en mass, back to either: Africa, Asia or the Middle East.

Failure to do so will have lethal consequences.

6,000,000 retweets and I nuke California

>>133331421
1488 gas the fucking kikes race fucking war right now. also we need to build a wall to the north. day of the rake NOW!!!!

2 min?
>I have instructed our military to begin rounding up all fags muslims and commie democrats so we can make america great again.

>>133331421
We will investigate the ILLEGAL sale of U.S. uranium to Russia. Dems say we colluded with Russia? We will soon see about that.

>>133332688
checked, moving asap.

>>133331421
"I have just signed an executive order declaring Martial Law for the next 72 hours."

Heading off to the surgeon for my gender reassignment, can't wait to be the first female President! #ceilingbroken

There's just one kind of man that you can trust, that's a dead man- or a ____ ____ ____?

Make America White Again. #MAWA

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>>133331640
>Just heard that the earth isn't round and people are saying it's flat. WOW!

>>133332879
Posts like this are exactly why i still come here after all these years, fucking glorious.

>>133331421
Kill all niggas white is right

>aliens exist pedophiles in top echelons of government there are only 2 genders climate change is NOT real being a faggot is a mental illness and cnn is a kike monopoly

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>>133332999
>>133333111
Impressive numerals.

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>>133331421
We begin annexing Canada tomorrow.

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Wut Nigga

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I am ordering the full power of the state to make Anime real by 2018. Waifu laifu Now!

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>>133333239
We'd be done by lunch the following day.

>tired of north korea existing, going to turn it into glass
never cared for korean food anyway it looks weird sad.

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SMASH DA MF'IN LYK BUTTON IF U UP RN FVM

>>133333333

>>133331421
Activate it.

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>>133331421
Asuka

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>>133331421
Sometimes you have to set examples, sometimes you have to make them

>just had crying chuck mad maxine and pelosi frog marched to the middle of a swamp where a patriotic american is going to put a bullet in their pea brains. they shoulda listened

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>>133331421
STOP WATCHING PORN.

KEK in NY and CA

Wuz Kangz

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>>133331421
Asuka is best girl

"yeah do it now"
then delete it about a minute later

>>133331421
>If this tweet gets 14K retweets, I will fire reince penis and make Bannon my chief of staff! This is Democracy!

Then

>Congrats Steve!

>>133333333

"Merkel is a tranny with a huge hairy dick but don't fret... I have the nuclear codes.

Covfefe uber alles!"

>>133331421

Trust No One.
Not Even Yourself.

There are three genders: women, men, and all you fucks we are rounding up.

So sad, just nuked Best Korea.

Covfefe

>>133331935
kek

>>133333955
>he still buys the ((((((WSJ)))))) even after it attacked him for months

I hate boomer mentality so much.

So sad! Poor people and unemployed are off the dole starting... now.

COVFEFE MUTHAFUCKA

>>133332879
my sides

>>133331421
What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do in this situation?

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Asuka is best girl, Reifags are just kidding themselves

>>133331421
"Enough! I just ordered the military to be deployed to the Mexican border. In 2 weeks, we'll have a wall!"

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>>133331421
>A lot of people knock me, but a lot of people knock Hitler and he wasn't a bad guy. Look into it folks.
#TheGreatestStoryNeverTold

>"A nuke is currently flying towards Moscow"

Sit back and enjoy the ashes

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>>133331421
Niggers tongue my anus

can someone post that fake trump tweet about honoring roof?

I would tweet:

The Governemt killed JFK, RFK, MLK. I am powerless to the unseen shadow (ZOG) Governent. Israel is responsible for 9/11. Obama was in fact born in Kenya. Bush rigged the 2000 election.

Gas the kikes race war now

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>>133331421
>You have access to Trumps phone for 2mins what do you tweet?
piss pics

>>133331524
On works once leaf nigger

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That just happened

>>133332029
The only correct answer. But then that would mean slaughtering most of his extended family.
And then he would truly be emporer

I declare war on the domestic enemy of the state: the eternal Jew

>>133331421

Jet fuel melts steel beams.

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>>133331421
"The fourteenth of the eighty-eight had struck.
You know what to do, fellow citizen."

"Obama had Julian Assange assassinated and replaced with a double who received cosmetic surgery. Wikileaks is comprised"

>>133331421
I'd tweet: "Hey @JustinTrudeau, guess what"
And then LMAO while I wait to see how long it takes for Trudeau to realize Trump ain't gonna tweet back
kek I can see it now.
"What @realdonaldjtrump?"
"...@realdonaldjtrump??"
"Are you still there @realdonaldjtrump?"
"@realdonaldjtrump, Should I actually start guessing?"
"Can I get a hint @realdonaldjtrump? there's so much I could guess from"
"No? OK, ummmm, you've reconsidered my recommendations for NAFTA?"
"No...no of course not, sorry @realdonaldjtrump, of course you didn't I apologize for the wrong guess."
"Should I keep going @realdonaldjtrump?"

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>>133331725

>>133331421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKvvOFIHs4k

Pretty much this

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>>133331421

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

ding ding ding
time for dilatation again!!!!!!

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>>133336666
Checked

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>>133336119

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>>133332659
>tfw 88% white
FUCK

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>>133336666
nice digits

>>133331421
1488

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>>133331421

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>>133331902

>>133337288
10/10

Finally able to get that filthy nigger stench out of the Oval Office. Thanks a lot, Michelle!

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>>133336666

GTK

>>133331421
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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>>133336666
What does it mean?

>>133331421
Cool shitpost, AssHanSoloHole, wanna bring it to the white house?

>>133331421
KOLLAA KESTÄÄ PERKELE

>>133331421

"I know Hitler didn't REALLY kill any Jews, but he should've!"

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>>133331801

keep dreaming fag.

Send nudes

>>133331421
I've been shot, time to rise, Patriots! Kill them all!

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>>133331421

MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL IF THEY DON'T WANT A SECOND WAR AGAINST THE UNITED STATES AND LOSE THE BEAUTIFUL BAJA PENINSULA, A POWERFUL GULF OF CALIFORNIA AND THE FULL OF GOLD SONORA.

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>>133341080

IM GOING TO MAKE POLK PROUD!

>>133331421
"Hitler did nothing wrong"

>>133335013
post more

>>133336666
Make it so Satan

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>>133331421
> Jews don't believe lying is amoral

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>>133340795
Trump is a gentleman, he likes his anime girls well dressed.

>>133331421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBwkJctDGjo

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Hail victory.

>>133331421

>>133333333

>>133331421
I just talked to [insert mt name here] he's a pretty kool dude.

>>133331421
Me and my supporters are not the "Alt-Right". We are Correct. #MAGA

>FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>133331421
I'm declaring full scale war on islam! Death to all Muslims.

>sit back and watch the global chimpout..

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>>133331421
"CIA killed Kennedy. Framed Nixon. Now they want to silence me. Not gonna happen."

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>>133345234
LOL yea bRO CIA will NEVRE Silence US!!!!!

wait right here on this log... ill be right back with some info about the CIA

>>133332688
>88
>nuke California= 14

This checks out

>>133331421
Come at me Vlad!

>>133334182
is he actually allowed to do something like this? i'm surprised he hasn't/wouldn't be surprised if he did in the future.

I never wanted any of this

I'd rip on Psychicpebbles hard

>>133331421
Just "WE" then watch as twitter descends into kangz posting

>>133345482
Kek

>implying he writes the messages

>>133331421
"I need all the dick pictures I can get... for research about men's health or something"#GoBigorGoHome"

My resignation

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>>133334105

Yeah if she were Akko

>>133331421
Traps are (not) gay.

CIVIL WAR NOW!!
KILL PSYCHO JOE AND COLBERT!
#MAGA

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>>133347223
good taste

>>133331421
A picture of Hillary with JUST hair

Wanted: GEORGE SOROS Dead or Mortaly wounded!

Michelle Obama is in fact a tranny named Michael. Their "children" were kidnapped.

>>133349579
Barry is in fact in possession of a fully vrooming vagina himself. Barry was born Barbara. This is the real secret in the endless cloak and dagger about the birth certificate. Barry is gender fluid, and the Russians have an in-depth kompromat dossier about it.

"top lel m8"

>>133331421
I have all 3 keys.

>>13333333

>>133333333

>>133331421
"thanks for voting for me, you deplorable white trash"

>>133331421
"I have been with the zionist jews for literally, years and let me tell you something... You are a goy. I fucking hate you goys.''

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>>133349357
Russia already issued a $1,000,000 bounty on George Soros. Putin banned him from Russia for reasons of "economic terrorism"

anime

>>133331421
http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/
literally nothing to add here

>>133332879
Omg.. that would blow every liberals' minds

>Tweet some random numbers and letters
>Right after that tweet "shit, the nuclear codes!"

I am God Emperor Trump bow before me peons

>>133331967
Best post, it's the perfect level of absurdity.

Who sings the molly percocets song? Asking for official presidential reasons...

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>>133336666

>>133331421
WOGS OUT

>>133331967
Imagine Kellyanne Conway having to explain that one...

>>133345354
>that picture
Why the feels trip, friendo?

>>133331421
I'd tweet

>h3`:q70?n2f3cg+7>d<&`c$_n,/8h; you'll know when it's time

>>133331421
Say "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" on twitter

Holocaust was a lie, communist Jews run thr government, multiple intelligence agencies plotted 9/11. Sad!

>>133331421
Hand it back to him because I can never hope to trigger any of those fags as hard as he does.

>>133331421
America is first but switzerland totally comes second.

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>>133331725
>mfw Sad

You can get away with even more than just grabbing women by the pussy when president, a lot more, nasty stuff folks

"Reply to this tweet or else your dog dies in their sleep tonight."

Jewish-invented Cultural Marxist propaganda and subversion did not die with the U.S.S.R. Jews continue with it, only this time, they are fighting for Greater Israel.

We begin the immediate shut-down of all EBT transfers immediately. Race-War now!

>Conference call with all nuclear subs
>Erase The Vatican, London and all of Switzerland from the face of the earth
>Reveal to the world that nukes are fear propaganda

I'm going to turn that communist gulag known as Toronto into a sheet of glass

>>133333239
Thank God 40% of the population would join you.

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>>133346650

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"Operation Covfefe is a Go. Air Force dropping bombs on NYT, WaPo, CNN, California etc. Cleansing commenced."

>>133350219
>yfw John wick takes out Soros in the third movie

>>133331421
KeK wills it.

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>>133331421
Moon Man is the greatest rapper of all time.

>>133332618
criminally underrated post

>>133333239
I've always wanted this

>>133333886
I approve

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>>133331801
This

Clinton Ordered Vince Fosters Execution, Funded Exclusively

>>133331421
I will not divide us

>>133331801
You can't top shit like Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, dbz, it's never coming back. You only get shit fan service garbage now

>>133331421
I support LGBT:
Let's
Get down to
Business... to defeat
The Norks

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>pic related

>>133332879
fuck man

>>133331421

Ball is covfefe

>>133331421
The earth is flat, prove me wrong

>>133333333

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>>133333635
Best girl.

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I'd just make something that the media can try to unpack in thier minds for a while to buy Trump some time.

>>133331421
I'd do a tweet with another deliberate typo and then put covfefe as the word following the typo.
It'd make the Left angry because they'd know he's mocking them.

>>133333333

>mfw I tweet full admission of guilt in Russia investigation, including outing my son
>mfw the second tweet is that Bannon is the key. I'm a time traveler. I played my part.

I don't know, he's already doing a good job thrashing everyone.

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>>133331491
Subtle. I like it. And if someone wants to know what it is about they would need to research it.

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>>133332879
>Liberal: But just because you cut off your penis doesn't mean you... Doesn't... I mean... Shit

>>133331421
GET YOUR BIKES RACE STARTS NOWW!!!

RWDS

>>133331421
gtk rwn

>>133331421
GAS THE KIKES RACEWAR NOW!

>>133331421
Change his password and delete his account

Gas the kikes. Race war now.

>>133331725
No fuckin way

>>133331875
I like this one

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>>133331421

>>133332618
Underrated

>>133331421
Moonman moonman can't you see?

>>133331975
>Flonald Flumpf
It's Bojald Buntf actually

>>133363731
I really, really, like this timeline.

>>133332879
Sheeeit

>>133332618
>not order 88

>>133331421
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>133331421
Gas the kikes, race war now

>>133331421
Kill all Niggers, Race War Now

>>133362712
The tranny movement is already collapsing, but this would destroy it in spectacular fashion.

>>133335544
Those digits

Kek approves this message

>>133331421
Just struck deal with Musk and Mex. Pres. The wall is gonna be a space elevator. You can go to the Moon, but you've gotta do it LEGALLY.

>>133332688
Checked and keked

>>133331421
I hate niggers, spics, and poor people

>>133331421
gas the kikes race war now

His tax returns

>>133340098
Underrated

>>133350219
That was a hoax

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We can only hope

Putin we will have ham for tonight...

>The Fake News media is literally a bunch of kikes, my daughter is jewish, my son in law, why are you doing this to me? Sad!

>>133331421
2 SCOOPS

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Covfefe internment camp is where poc, jews and communists can relax in the nevada desert and enjoy oven fresh food from celeb chef guy fieri.

>>133331421
Why would i waste my 2 minutes on tweeting?
stupid generation z

>>133331967
This is the best t.bh.

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>>133331421
>access to Trumps phone f

I ring up Don Jr. and call him "Fredo". Then I tell him I know he betrayed the family and next time I see him I'm going to give him a full on kiss on the lips.

>>133333111
Checked and keked

Why was the Obama administration involved with taking off the masks? Lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

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>>133372518
>loyalty

speaking of Fredo

>>133331725
is this real?

>>133331421
"I love Jews and rural retards, be sure to Keep America Great in 2020"

>>133331875
dat edge

>>133373012
Are you 10 years old? If you can't tell whether it's a fake tweet or not, you really need to focus your efforts on something appropriate for your age. Like school and outside activities.

>>133331421
>Hitler was right
>Race war now

>>133334701
It's all about him, he's gotta have some idea. What a retarded comment

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>>133332879

>Trump goes through gender reassignment surgery just to spite Hillary one last time

I could see him doing it desu

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>>133331421
This is what he WILL release next week.

>>133331421
I did not have sexual relations with Vladimir Putin

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>>133331421
>access to Trumps phone for 2mins what do you tweet?

>>133373952
I cannot even imagine a world where he would tweet something like this...

>>133331482
fpbp

>>133373305
so it's not real??

"Covfefe stands for CIA Operation V-"

@JustinTrudeau Day of the Rake is near, Leaf.

>>133331421
Return it to Trump and let him know his phone was out in the open and some niggers may have bugged it.

>>133331421
Transfer 100 million to my bank account

"Remember that time Hillary got sick at Chelsea's apartment and the body double came out with glasses on?" 1/2

"There's something fishy about that apartment, maybe the FBI should take a look?" 2/2

2020 Imma run the whole election, yeah! I been trending years ya'll a couple days

>>133374994
your palindrome digits suggest such a world is just around the corner

>>133331421
His wife's tits.
Stupid fucking question OP.

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>>133331421
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>>133375883
lel