>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
A Robert story courtesy RobertAuthor added 4 July 2017: https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
Chicago Police Body/Dash Cam Compilation: https://youtube.com/watch?ohT9BhBz8G4
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
http://www.cwbchicago.com/
>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
>The tales of Sir Robert in the land of Chicongo
https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
>Shotgun shell casings found next to a car owned by Male Hispanic
>His girfriend, Female Black got into his apartment and stole his TV and his AK-47
>>133302244
He relaxed way too much.
>>133301462
>https://youtube.com/watch?ohT9BhBz8G4
this just redirects me to YT front page
>>133301462
Thanks for fresh bread, Robert. Reminder to add this (not my OC) to your next OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-z9EbsN_Jo
Also, thanks to namefag for gifs last night. pic related
>>133302691
Sorry, I fucked up my OP the other night and this current OP apparently copied my post. Here's the proper URL (I've fixed it in my txtfile since then): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohT9BhBz8G4
>>133302691
Just searched for the first copypasta I could find. I will remove the video and replace with >>133302724
Next time I make a thread but this will probably last us until after midnight EST. Someone else will have to make the next thread as I may be asleep by then.
>>133302244
>stole his AK-47
We're going to have a sheboon get put down by the cops tonight aren't we?
Young male blacks with a gun in Chicago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgq5nW8Arf0
>>133303532
Yeah, wasn't directly implying tonight. These weeknight threads don't hit bump limit like last summer.
good morning!
>>133303672
A man can dream.
>>133304848
Yeah maybe there are people lurking the board has become nearly all cancer since the election.It is almost as bad the first few weeks when the board was restored to normal after /pol/harbour.
>>133305422
Top kek. Saved
>>133305422
>>133305444
>>133305499
In. a. row.
>>133305680
/cpd/ threads are always blessed
Will be making more OC tonight lads.
These threads are fun as hell
Quit your jibba jabba
>>133306062
Keep up the excellent work.
>>133305444
Vet of summer '16 here. Thank you for your service, Robert. Also heads up that when I tried to add the /cpd/ intro I got rejected by 4chinks. OP text was apparently too long. You beat me to OP while I tried to fix the issue while at work.
(leddit spacing)
Yeah, cancer spreads like wildfire in an anon community, but we have the staying power. Stay safe, Robert.
Every time she walks near Male Black he exposes himself
>>133308354
Was it the same guy who through the henny bottle?
>threatening people as they pass by
>saying they will fight the neighbors when it gets dark
>>133308435
Of course the coons wait for nightfall.
>>133308547
Nah, their kids wait for nothing.
this thread is dead
>>133306062
Hi, namefag friend from last night! Reminder to stay comfy and keep on keepin' on. We'll keep hanging out here regardless of the usual /pol/ shenanigans. We may not be visible for months on end, but we always find each other. Stay comfy, Robert.
>>133309241
>dead communities
Well yeah, of course Poortugal would know about that.
MANDATORY E-LEARNING for Robert.
What ever happened to PicRobert?
>5-6 shots fired
Female war veteran Mia Garcia has a knife and she going to use if she needs to
I wanna see some more /cpd/ OC pics. Love these threads.
I'm all for the qt working the radio. Also barricaded in the bathroom.
>>133310634
>Female war veteran
She probably flew over Afghanistan or has PTSD like that cunt who tried to stump Trump at the one debate.
Another excited night as usual
>>133311497
I picture her as like Rambo's token assistant.
>all of these shots fired
Ah summer is in full swing
>tried to set her on fire with a lighter
Kek
Hello Roberts! Comfy time...
>Group o' Gang Bangers
>child's mother abandoned the four children
>(negress) abandoned 4 children
>two soccer teams fighting
>two soccer teams are fighting
>>133314288
>>133314296
>football is a violent sport
pls weigh in on this, britbongs.
>male black his a pole wrapped in a sheet
>he's threatening to hit people with it
>man sitting in the grass, talking to himself
>>133314584
Probably going to be the tamest call tonight.
jackhammer in the alley
thats some rough raping
>>133314929
judging from the other posts, probably yeah haha
>Police responding to fucking dogs barking.
You fucks,You let them walk all over you
>>133315523
They'll stop eventually. I doubt they will dispatch anyone.
suspicious man with hammer
>hammer time?
>suspiciously with a hammer
>BOYFRIEND WAVING A GUN AROUND
black pirate!?
>male black with one leg screaming at invisible people and objects for the last hour
ONE LEGd MAN YELLING AT TRAFFIC
GOOD LUCK ROBERT
>>133314584
>>133316372
>they waited an hour to call
>>133316119
Possible video of that scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A
>>133316588
it's pretty normal here in Chicago desu
>>133316417
>Coons cooning
>male black scoping out a restaurant
>alarm's been going off on a black toyota for the last 10 hours
>Alarm going off on a Toyota for ten hours
>Ten hours
>>133317343
>>alarm's been going off on a black toyota for the last 10 hours
lmao the way she said that too, she's clearly frustrated
>>133301462
anyone else having trouble with the ambient music link? http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Can't get the music audio levels to rise that high.
>>133317391
fucking what?
>>133301462
Jesus Robert had a bad day. I'm going to take a really long hot shower and tune in.
>>133303466
>points gun at cops
>gets tazed instead of getting lit up
?????
>>133317791
i'm sure it came as a shock
Either that was a Russian surname or this Male White is half jap. てづか was what I heard.
>>133317860
hoho good one dane bro
>>133317343
>>133317391
>>133317411
Stuff like this is why people snap and shoot a car with a rocket laucher. It's chiraq...someone has gotta have at least a law tube there.
>>133317343
How has no one taken a baseball bat to it yet?
>>133317979
Dem numbers....Kek understands my frustrations.
Made some new OC for my fellow Roberts
>>133318129
>not even doubles
u new here lad?
>>133303466
Holy Fuck! what was wrong with that second guy. Was he dopped up, on pills, or meth? Wtf happened seriously?
evening jebus robert sorry to hear about your bad day
>once we get a car we will send them OVER
>sassy aint taking shit tonight.
>>133317343
Impressive battery desu
>>133318229
Keys checked, dispatch.
>Filming a music video
>remove that boyfriend
>the police are in front of he house calling for him to come outside
>he wants them to stop
Hello police, ya... stop calling me yo, I isn't home bae.
WHITE POWER robert checking in volks..
> btw next weds im in the belly of the beast
> anyone been to the "cop shop" like a army surplus but for robert?
anyone else in the heart of the beast, really feelin these robert hours?
>>133318659
>"i'm not home! go away!"
How long has this been the best general on pol?
>male black threw a garbage can lid at caller
>Shots fired
>off medication
> male black becomes antifa -
> creppy male in the basement
NOOOOOOOOOO ROBERT ITS FREDDDYYY
>creepy guy in the basement of construction site
sounds spooky
>creepy male in the basement
Good times Robert!
5 Shots
There's a creepy male inside the basement of the building that's under construction. Freddy Krueger, is that you?
When are real /nigger/ hours?
Time to call in (((((COBRA))))
>>133318921
more shots fired
>>133319051
When aren't they?
>>133318819
It could arguably already be the best.
((((Shots fired))))
>>133319111
trips don't lie
also
>three shots fired
>>133318727
took this one a couple weeks ago down der on michigan and ohio. nice part of town
Thank you google
>>133319051
ITS REAL ROBERT HOUR
and when the shift changes from adam to robert the coons come out
Cut ex girlfriends clothes off hur.
>>133318819
/sg/ has fucking airstrikes under their belt
we are good but that is hard to top
>>boyfriend cut her clothes off her
>>cut her finger
>>has a gun on him
>>133319194
PicRobert?
>>133319229
Lmao
>>133319001
>>133318997
Being Robert is an /x/fest sometimes
dead body/laying on sidewalk
>>133319194
yeah anything in the loop is gonna be nice. i'm a bit northwest of the loop rn.
here's a pic of the sunrise I took this morning
also
>DEAD BODY LAYING ON THE CORNER??
>what looks like a dead body
Anons, I'm nervous. I got my an email from CPD and i'm pretty sure it's the results from the exam in April. I don't want to open it and see I failed that shit. Finished it very quickly and noticed I was in the first group of people who took the exam. Maybe I finished too fast, i'm part asian and was expecting math or some shit. Any other anons take the exam and get the email?
>Dead body laying on the sidewalk
>Or just a sleepy nigger
>>133319261
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we are /comfy/ bread lol we aint airstriking shitttttt
Dead nigger found
>>133319416
LOL common misconception
>>133319334
dont think so. been a regular for a few months, have not been granted a nickname to the best of my knowledge
Dead nigga on sidewalk
>>133319411
just open it man
>>133319380
noice. i like whats goin on with the sun there
dispatch qt can make even depressing calls sound positive
one legged called
>AGAIN
THE ONE-LEGGED NIGGER IS BACK
>>133319380
Nice pic
>>133319625
looks like a dragon or something
who is /lakecounty/ here
I tell you, it was a nigger with one leg. You find him and you'll have the killer.
>threatened by a homeless female with a chain
Threatened by homeless female wit a chain.
>>133319411
dude open it bet you passed and if you didnot got full sjw damn keeping the halfa man dowwnnn
Fuckin rookie season
>>133319770
lake county reporting
Kimbo
>three male blacks dressed as women
lolol
>three MALE BLACK dressed as women
>three male blacks dressed as women stole items from the store
>3 male blacks dressed as women stole items from a store
>Male Blacks dressed as women.
You can't fool our dispatchers, nice try Male Black
Check yo keys
smoKING cigarettes
>>133320124
The suspect
>>133320146
these dayum kids be smoking dem ciguhrettes
sup roberts
anything cool besides the niggers dressing as women?
>>133320227
Lmfao
>>133320236
Dead nigga found on the sidewalk
>>133320300
or was it just a sleepy nigger? we might neve know
ALL UNITS BOLO FOR THREE MALE NIGGAS DRESSED AS WOMEN.
>unresponsive male in wheelchair
>give me about 5 mins to get distro
bless your heart
>unresponsive
>uncooperative
Pick one :)
i'd be your partner tonight sassy
>diiz BWC in dattt azzzzz
>gibs up them pantiess guuurlll
>>133319595
True. I know, I need to. Prob do it tomm morning just in case I failed I can go get shit faced. Just really want to get a shot and next exam won't be a for a while I imagine
>>133319929
>>133319929
>if you didnot got full sjw damn keeping the halfa man dowwnnn
Nah that's never been my style. My dad came here and never had that attitude towards issues he faced weather legit racist or not. I couldn't imagine going SJW anything.
>>133320485
at lower wacker drive, a street that goes under the city
which looks like this
>>133320597
what a nice looking city
(((Schultzimmer))) residence
post /cpd/ approved kino
>>133320556
Open it anon i need to know.
>>133320597
i can imagine it's a fun place at night
95 year old nigger lady is irrational and aggressive.
I R R A T I O N A L A N D A G R E S S I V E
Incoming OC Robert!
10-4
>>133320728
Fuck off back to /tv/ you teenage meme spewing fucktard
Dorian wants his intoxicated female friend removed.
Damn some bitch just got kicked in the face
>>133320737
kek i'll post tomorrow in /cpd/ weather i pass/fail and if I got a shit lotto #
>>133321135
Wait here's a cleaner version
>>133321407
>>133321135
Very nice anon, saved
Robert is the man
>>133321258
i'm sorry my dank meme triggered you
Soup male blacks. Who's on dispatch tonight? Sassy or Grumpy?
Still have this OC I haven't finished - going to dump it here instead.
Po lease
>>133321691
LMAO
>>133301462
real fucking lightning hours
jesus christ i swear a ground stroke just touched down half a mile behind me
They got a pistol
THANK YOU FOR SHARING
>>133319558
we use sidewalks as dead nigger storage here
i don't know where the rest of you store your dead niggers and i don't want to know
>Mismatched socks
Sort yourself out Male Black
>>133319194
that's on the SW corner of Ohio and State looking NE...
bipolar sister mace'd the house
Dispatch always say good morning at 11pm
>bipolar 15 year old sister sprayed the house with mace
Did I hear that right?
>>133323530
you heard correctly
>>133320597
it really doesn't that image is old as fuck
the cops have been keeping the homeless from squatting lower whacker for years
i could go to that spot and take a pic to show you none of that shit is there anymore
all the homeless moved to the various underpasses throughout the city where they also panhandle from by day because they're all by highway exit ramps
>>133318459
Nice photo. 400 E?
>>133323516
good morning is not a condition
>hispanic manlet with a revolver
>>133323643
Not mine. I haven't been up to Chicago in over 2 years for a certain convention near Rosemont.
State Roberts on the scene.
Chicago looks like it's getting hit by some bad lightning right now.
>>133324416
>>133324416
not chiraq, but relatable
>>133324557
Kek.
Brilliant idea but better have a gun for backup.
>stabbed by a male hispanic
>>133324557
lol. dat bike be rayciss, only shocking male blacks
something about a guy giving a performance but he "needs to go"
>niggers
>>133324052
the donald e stephens rosemont convention centrr is IN rosemont not near it, you degenerate weeaboo retard
Anything fun happen tonight in Chiraq?
Does that mean 15yr old was listening to MA$e? Still pretty shittt
man shot/stabbed
>man 30 to 35 years old
>shot or possibly stabbed
>caller believes he is expired
F
>>133326992
Ma$e. Holy shit, that brings me back.
>Hey, Roberts. Hope all dem keys been checked.
Forgive me, I've never seen this thread before. What do you do here and who is Robert.
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Robert is code for the polic officers,all others shall be treated as perps
>>133318293
Hit sum flakka and hurt your bitch. Get with the C15H21NO, nigga.
>skateboarders refuse to leave
The towers were forts so they knocked them down and spilled the perps to the rest of Chiraq.
>>133328348
Read the OP, you autistic ancap faggot.
>female customer keeps throwing items at caller
Kaboooooom. Wakey wakey perps.
>>133318293
Niggas don't do meth. Unfortunately, I wasted a few years of my life producing and indulging in that shit. Blacks can't handle the multi-day crack. Always was a rare exception or two, but general "ethnic" street crowd was rightfully spooked by us white boy shard monkeys.
Hmong tweakers were even more unstable, and the mexi bangers made all of us look like proper law abiding citizens.
>>133319411
Open it! I am sure you passed. Don't put off hearing good news.
This is weird. Like, just really odd and a bit distressing. I listened to the stream with music for about half an hour. It almost feels like an intrusion, and this community that has buolt up around it.
>>133330211
>a bit distressing
>>133330395
Its mostly the casual fascination with listening to people going through horror. It borders on treating peoples lives as a game. Im not calling anyone out. Its just weird.
Hello Robert. Anything spicy tonight?
>>133330211
>uncomfortable and distressed after 30min or so of listening
Yeah, this job probably isn't for you. If you can't even handle listening in and rooting for Robert, I doubt... Nevermind, please enroll and become our next soft character. We will be rooting for you the first time you get shot.
> Male white walking down street smashing vehicle windows with fire hydrant cap
Finding these threads has changed my life
Fire hydrant cover? Shieet.
>Sounds like something out of Boondock Saints, except with a toilet bowl cover.
>>133331050
The really depressing part is six, seven months ago you and I would have gone "What! That's insane! Who would do that! That makes no sense."
Now? "Meh."
>>133330706
Soft character?
I've also been shot. I was a night guard at a mall. Some folks broke in to try and grab a ATM near one of the entrances. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Its just an odd disconnect. You know there are real people on the other side of that radio.
>>133330582
If those in power treat lives as a game, why shouldn't the proletariat do likewise? :^)
>>133331175
I dont think thats what this is about.
>>133331171
Sorry, bruv. I was on a rant regarding the guy that had applied for ChiPD. Mixed up my responses and drunkenly merged them. Carry on and be well, Robert.
>>133331311
Nice digits. I use it as a way to stay grounded and remember that there's people who have bigger problems than myself. Don't know if that makes much sense, either way, stay comfy robert.
>>133330582
no worries, you're clearly entitled to your opinion. Yes I comment with mockery, but we're the only ones hearing the majority of these peoples stories, sad as they are. Plus how insane these niggers act is something to behold, whatever you think about the concept of listening.
Wamp wammmmmmmp.
>Almost as good as when Robert Hours began a few days ago and everyone was fucking around.
>>133331143
That moment for me was "active shooter".
Then
>No, it was "just a drive by"
>Just
>a drive by
Told that story to a friend who has family in Chiraq, and he one-upped me.
>Heard gunshots
>Freaked out
>No, don't worry
>Happens all the time
>"Just a drive by"
>But don't worry
>They aim at the upper apartments
>We're safe down here.
mfw
>where da white wimminz at?
>>133331311
Yeah, I openly admit I was being deliberately contentious for the sake of it. But too many months spent hanging out here has reduced my ability to emphasize with street killings in chimpcago.
>"EEYYYY WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT"
lmao
>>133331143
Ehh, I knew this shit happened, I just didnt know where I could listen to it happening without it affecting my night.
Chicago really is as fucked up as they say though. Didn't think there would be several shootings a night
>>133331980
>>133332003
lol explain i wasn't listening
>>133331143
>six or seven months ago
apparently you missed the '16 season. this summer is relatively mellow.
>>133332159
someone (presumably a random guy who has a transmitter aimed at this frequency) just said "eeeeyyyyy where da white women at"
anyone know what happens if you just spam the frequency all the time? do they send out some kind of frequency-detection team to find you? always wondered about that.
>>133332068
>AH HA HA
Yeah. Im going to head out. Listening to this is giving me some thoughts Im having trouble with. Stay safe everyone. Doubly so to all those Roberts out there.
>>133332372
Rest well, Adam.
>>133332330
If it's just a quick radio blip from a mobile transmitter, chances are it's not going to be tracked.
Still not a good idea unless your fetish is getting the boot from the FCC
rip vehicle
>>133332544
i figured as much - just the tip isn't going to agitate the hive
but what if you just spam it nonstop? what kind of hardware is needed to find the perp?
>>133332372
night anon
>>133332159
i didn't hear any context, it just came blurting out. Probably someone messin around
>>133332723
I think they triangulate your signal with receivers and close in on you
>>133331984
Really, the K-9 unit?
>Like our recent officer taken out in the Bronx.
>Sitting in a post literally just keeping safe some makeshift lampposts.
>Shot execution style in the head.
>Like the one cop in their area they didn't have to worry out.
Really rustles my jimmies
>black mercedes going the wrong way on diversery
>black benz fleeing the scene. toward diversey. wrong way? S806064
>>133333337
LEEEEEEET!
>kids are fighting
>she can't stop them
>unknown weapons
>>133333337
/cpd/ got the 1337 get, nice.
Well played, Robert.
>>133333695
thank you sir. its a personal best
>strong arm robbery
>2 male his panics
>>133333337
>>133333695
>>133333825
Cheers, Robert. May you be celebrated with LOUD MARIACHI BAND during daylight hours.
Anybody listening on (((mobile)))? If so how?
Chrome
>>133303466
>10:55
Holy fucking shit
>>133334506
>>133325925
Doesn't have to be that convention center, you dumb fuck. Check your flag before you talk shit about MY state.
>>133334739
For whatever reason, failfox streams better in background on my nexus tablet. Normally I listen at my station at home, but comfy hours are an important part of going to sleep. Android Firefox seems to keep the audio running with fewer interruptions than chrome. But I just listen to the plain stream and play my own bg tunes.
>>133335066
>>10:55
whoa
robert's got practice at pressin Z or R twice
>ex-boyfriend came in and punched he multiple times
>male white
walk the chalk, disregard your talk
>tthppbbttppttt
>nothing further
>male down
>unresponsive
>looks to be about 30
>>133337039
Story of my life
>male bleeding from the face
>no idea what happened to him
>>133337992
niggahours.jpg
shit's going done
>ambulance
>fem spic fight 2 people
Be careful of the puddle Robert