European Risk Thread

Switzerland, yellow.

>>133298593
Kingdom of England
Red
Southern England

How I play

Y'know OP, you should probably find a board with territory bonuses.

>>133298966
The upside of no bonuses is faster play, but I'll consider.

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bump

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>>133298593
Just noticed your name Ancap, will fix

>>133299772
Spread towards East Anglia

>>133299772
Spread through France.

>>133299929
pls get

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>>133299772

>>133300419
Spread through France towards England.

>>133300419
>Pacifist Nut Farmers
>light green
>Northern Tunisia

>>133300734
Alliance to help me overthrow the English monarchy? I'll trade you McSnow™ for your nuts.

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>>133300419
Take western England, and Wales

>>133301007
Hell yeah, once I take, I mean't peacefully settle upon Constantinople with help from your McParaMilitary™

>>133300419
Al Andalus
Dark Green
Spanish Granada

>>133301245
Nah, the McParaMilitary™ won't help. You need Pepsi Presents Riot Control™.

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Name: Hungary
Color: Brown
Location: Brittany peninsula

>>133300419
>Finnoscandia
>Light Blue
>Finland

>>133301449
Whatever as long as you don't trademark my premium Tunisian nuts into McNuts™ overnight

I'll take anything italy boyos

>>133301595
Why is Hungary not in Hungary?

>>133301744
bad spot. Want brittany more. Also 420

>>133300419
Lusitania
Dark Blue
Nothern Portugal

>>133301744
It's a hungarian crusader state in brittany

>>133301816
Alright then, Magyars of the west. How about we strike a deal. The anarchists move through France, intent on ravaging our green and pleasant land. Join me in defense, and you'll be free to take France.

>>133301816
Alternatively, I'll buy your loyalty for a price of 0.00003 bitcoins.

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>>133300419

>>133302268
Spread into northern Sweden

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>>133302268
Take Wales, and then march into Scotland. If the anarchists dare to attack, divert all our forces to throw them back over the Channel.

>>133302268
Macedon
purple
macedonia

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>>133302268
My people will migrate eastward, creeping along the fertile North African coastline with no intent on raping its indigenous people's

>>133302123
deal. france, while being really shitty clay, is worthy of Hungary.

>>133302268
Expand south

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>>133302268
Keep expanding in the Iberian Peninsula

>and change that name pls

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Steamroll Hungary!

>>133302268
expand into Iberia

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>>133302595
Brilliant. Let this be a new era of brotherhood between the English and the Magyar.

>>133302603
Let's make this as historically accurate as possible, so NAP?

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>>133302687
-.- How dare you.

>>133302268
Iceland
Orange
VIKANGZ

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>>133302835
Watch as we riot in your streets and destroy exclusively government buildings.

>>133302820
That is the cutest pin.

>>133302980
Leave the Mint alone!!!

>RISK on /pol/ again

risk on /bant/ is kinda bad. everyone keeps timing rolls, but the community there for risk is great

I like it here more

>>133303061
Fuck you and your legal tender! All hail Bitcoin!

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>>133302835
Just conquer the south, theres no need for confrontation right away.

>>133303337
Fuck, ment to replie to
>>133302821

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Feel the wrath of my private armies making government agents flee unharmed as my soldiers have a perfect track record of no war crimes in thousands of years due to the incentive to uphold the reputation of their firm!

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>>133303519
i want to rape into europe tho

>>133303239
Ayy don't forget our new NUTcoin™ if you care about our highly sustainable currencies

>>133303527
The horror!

>>133303676
NUTcoin™ is on the Tunisian nut standard and thus it is more volatile compared to Bitcoin.

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>>133303655
Then gibe Gibralta so I can rape the south

Jesus Christ this OP is slow

>>133303989
Patience, grasshopper

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>>133303989
sanic

>>133304147
Delet Hungary's government! Peacefully through counter-economics!

>>133304147
take the islands above Iceland, and then fill Denmark and Germany too

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>>133304147
Russian Eurasian Coalition
Can I have Dark Red instead of Pink?
Moscow, Russia

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>>133304147
Land on the shores of upper Normandy, and rush to the aid of Hungary against the anarchists

>>133304147
Expand into Kola

>>133303879
yeah go on make a path to morroco if you want

>>133304147
Continue tilling the soils of eastern north Africa. We must stabilize NUTcoin™ once and for all!

>>133304147
FIll in Iberia

Damn you, statists!

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>>133304147
Expand to southeast

>thanks for the name change :3

>>133304147
>we must survive!
>last of my people

Take back lands to the south. Counter attack the AnarCrapitalists.

>>133304412
Alliance?

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>>133304415
Thanks, good luck up north

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>>133303817
Also, this

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>>133304668
Gladly

>>133304649
Attacking your people would be a violation of the nonaggression principle. We only peacefully dismantle your government structures and McMininuke™ the buildings when nobody's inside to maintain a positive review on Angie's List.

>>133304943
Nice! I'll leave Scandinavia for you, I'll go south.

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>>133298593
Reinstate Prima Nocta on Cuck Germany.

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>>133305191
I'm going to Russia first. For reasons.

>>133298593
Scottish Reich
Cyan
Northern Scotland

>>133304147
expand south

>>133305670
and north

>>133306054
Expand southward

>>133306054
fix my name please

fill Netherlands and Belgium

>>133306054
Push back the English into England.

>>133306054
>>133306054
Creep along the Mediterranean shoreline and please remind my people to stop burning every unmarked fishing villages they come across. We are a ""peaceful"" demographic

>>133306054
expand into iberia

>>133306054
fill greece

>>133306054
Take norte Africa

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>>133306167
What's a belgium?

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>>133306054
Defend my English lands if attacked, other wise, attack ancap

>>133306799
dubs

>>133306895
That don't count. Our rolls cancel each other out.

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>>133306395
Hey lad how about we merge to form the Barbosa calthistefate?

>this way we can roll twice for the same state

>>133306636
flanders

>>133306054
Hungary? Russia?

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>>133306054

>>133307356
Just post.

>>133307491
KILL ENGLAND!

>>133307491
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ATTACKING LUSITANIA!!!! continue crawling along Eastern Mediterranean shoreline

Mk, gotta go. Sell my land to the monarchy for 3 Bitcoins and have anarcho-capitalists flee to the woods.

>>133307491
finish off greece

>>133307491
West towards Norway, wanna try to fill in Scandinavia

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>>133306955
I hate to intrude, but from an outside perspective...

>>133307606
BUT WE WERE ALLIANCED GIVE THE LAND TO ME INBRED AND THE BITCOIN

>>133307606
I assume your position.
roll

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>>133307606
WHY YOU DO THIS TO YOUR OWN BLOOD!!!

>>133307799
Nvm, NUT farmers get ancapistan

>>133307606
Invade Scotland

>>133308005
This is me

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>>133307936
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>133307868
Wonna merge? I gotta go too.
>>133307491
Take what isnt nut

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>>133307491
Russian Eurasian Coalition > More Russia
>>133305462
Stay the fuck out

>>133308193
Leave us and Hungary alone, we we'll have no qualms

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>>133308233
A bittle suspicious but of I'm ok with it

>>133308359
I have no intent on consuming ANY nation, we are peaceful sustenance farmers who do not engage in sinful behavior

>>133307491
fill more Netherlands and germany

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North Korea
Best Korea Red
Pyongyang

We use fire missile!

>>133308758
Fair enough

>>133308566
Cool, should the alliece be called the Nut™ Kangz Realms?

>>133308961
Splendid, our National currency will be dual-held among Bitcoin™ and NUTcoin™ however as they are the most stable

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>>133307491

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>>133309301
but then finland is an ocean and doesn't exist either if b*lgium doesn't

rolling to fill naziland

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>>133309301
Finish off Scotland, take that bit of northeastern England, and land on Irish shores. I will be the Brytenwalda.

>>133308285
fufck uu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygU37yK_80E

>>133309301
Grand Austria
Blue
Austria

If I can roll this turn, expand in all directiosn

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>>133309301
Continue our creep along the Eastern Mediterranean on our African portion. prioritize that over the infertile French fields

>>133309301
Wtf OP Al-andalus didn't even expect the merge (I think he left). Just merge it all to the Nut™ Realm.

>>133309730
I support this McNUTconquest™

>>133309301
Take the rest of Norway and Sweden if possible

>>133309730
No. We need diversityTM. wait and see

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We hungry. Send food.

>>133309941
>/pol/
>diversity
REEEEEEE
ok i'll be patient then

>>133309845
Then call it Lusitania if you will, please.

>>133310234
Fuck mento reply to
>>133309941

>>133310118
she's thinking about the last time she could breathe

>>133309301
Russian-Eurasian Coalition > More Russia

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>>133310398
We will not tolerate jokes from western imperialists! We use fire missile!
Thaks for food

>>133309301
take constantinople then expand to balkans

>>133310488
Shit, that name was from other game
>>133309301

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We test nuclear warhead

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Our French McHistoryTrackers™ have just submitted their first text on the global growth of numerous hypothetical nations

>>133310968
noice

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>>133309301

>>133311513
Take Ireland, spills go into Hungary's western French lands, whom I assume has left

>>133311513
Expand into Hungary.

>>133311513
Rollin to take the rest of Sweden and potentially start moving south towards Russo-Eurasia

>>133311513
>>133311704
Hungary as in the location, not the player

>>133311513
Roll for Nut™ to take west Africa Coast

>>133311513
Inch along the Eastern Mediterranean Coastline, avoid engagements with East Albania. Also...ummm...just inch away from the Rainbow Coalition it's kinda scary

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>>133311513
Sell children to democrats

The glorious Empire of Huzululuistan
Grey
Italy

>>133311513
REAC > More Russia filling in my border with Eastern Europe

>>133311795
Wait, I thought I was in control of my light green Agricultural regions. What nation are you referring to, I thought I had allied to another nation, not myself

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>call OP out for being a slow fag
>England is red
>return after almost 2 hours
>England + Scotland are red

Jesus Christ this game is slow and is never going to end.

Respect to OP though for posting it in /pol/ instead of /baby/

Based slow OP

>>133312092
Given my nation imploded, refugees have invaded your country and given me some melitante power over it.

>>133312112
Time is relative to the individual. I, for one, have too much time to spare so this game is actually going pretty fast. you go OP

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>>133312426

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>>133311513
oy vey

>>133312751
Take Ireland, spills go into Hungary

>>133312615
I really have to go to sleep, make Nut™ proud Anon

>>133312751
Can I attack Russo Eurasia

>>133312871
farewell and communist coup tommorow in lisbon

>>133312751
My final roll goes for Nut™, take west Africa

>>133312911
Yes, that was your roll

>>133312751
Looks like my time here has ran out. I would like to give that Portuguese guy total control of my NutKangzRealm.

haven't played risk on /pol/ for very long, thought the mods were deleting threads?

>>133313053
If the Portuguese guy is not available, then my NUT™ Pacifist zone will be annexed to East Albania for their cooperation

>>133313115
I wouldn't think so
Also, terrorist attack in W Europe on thursday

>>133313324
akbar

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>>133311513
Sell more children - can't feed future generations
also fire missile

>>133313353
shit, just missed the palindrome

>>133312751
Expand to the east

>>133313267
So in essence
>I give my proud people to my Portuguese official
> if not then annex to East Albania
> If East Albania is dead, then annex to the Baku Commune because I can trust they will be passive

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My people deliver one last historical text before annexing. I'm out. You made my night OP, so thanks

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>>133313490

>>133313975
Continuing my conquering of the Russians

>>133313975
Expand North

>>133313975
colonize the balkans

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>>133313975
nuclear test

>>133313975
Land in Normandy, take northern France

>>133313926
Good night

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>>133313975
Turn 11

>>133314616
the fuck?

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>>133314673
fie me irl neg

Are there official rules to this or something? These threads have always interested me and I think I've figured most of it out from reading the thread but I don't want to miss anything

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>>133314616
Hey! That look like Dennis Rodman!

>>133315108
thread's dead fagit