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The Rock officially registers a 2020 Presidential bid

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The Rock has officially registered a 2020 Presidential campaign

>https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/the-rock-has-officially-filed-his-2020-presidential-campaign/
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>>133290742
this cant be real
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>>133290904
The biggest meme election ever, my friend.

Trump will still eat him alive though, because he's running as an Independent and has Republican views
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>>133290742
"You're Welcome" Presidential Edition
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they want to make sure trump loses.
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should have waited till 2024
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>>133290904
It isn't. Skip the click bait article and look up the FEC filling. The 'election headquarters ' is some apartment in BFE.
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>>133291249
Are you kidding me? Trump will smash The Rock if he runs.

The debates will be legendary, though
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>>133290742
I wonder if he'll still be over if he makes a surprise visit at a WWE PPV.
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>>133291042
>>133291280
>mfw this is actually real
hes not gonna win anyway
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>>133290742

Its a sham for publicity. Why would the Rock want to make his life a million times worse by making a serious presidential run?

Trump did it to go down in history as the man who saved the country, the Rock isn't going to get those kinds of accolades at all.
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>>133290742
I hate that fucking nigger. if that happens, this country is officially a bad meme
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>>133291577
I know. He'll be demolished by Trump because Trump will be an incumbent and will have a good economic record. The Rock will have no past in politics besides a speech at the Republican National Committee in 2000. That's it.
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>>133290742
Having Trump and The Rock debate each other is going to be the single most entertaining thing I'll see in my life.
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>>133291788
Trump made people not want outsiders, for a long time. no way will The Rock be the Dem. fucking dumb
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>>133291837
Agreed. I'd like to see what The Rock's policies will be, though. He's spoken at Republican events in the past and is running as an independent, so I doubt he's a Leftist
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>>133291886
The article says he'll be an Independent
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They've gotta use this for his debate intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqDy3vcWxiw
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>>133291886
>no way will The Rock be the Dem. fucking dumb
People said the same thing about Trump. Anything is possible now.
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>>133291682
>Trump did it to go down in history as the man who saved the country
Kek
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>>133291788
idk
black bodybuilder in stupid movies
zog media literally anti-trump propaganda
nah trump'll lose
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>>133291837
His debate script has already leaked online
>NOW LISTEN UP TRUMPFY DRUMPFY
>*Pause for applause*
>I KNOW YOU GOT THE RUSSIAN CONNECTION
>*Pause for applause*
>BUT I AM THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN POLITICAL ENTERTAINMENT
>*Pause for applause*
>CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLELELELELELELELELELELELEL
>WHAT DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON FOR PRESIDENT 2020
>IS
>COOKING
>Mic drop
>Queue music
>Pose for cameras
>Walk off stage and take selfie with crowd plant
>Leave
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Uh oh. Trump will be screwed if hes against a smart charismatic person.
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>>133292489
>no random flexing
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you will know if he's serious in a year or a bit more when he gets off the drugs and slims down like he did a while back before getting on the sauce hard for some movies. if he stays his current size, attainable only through high doses of illegal hormones, you will know it's just a goof
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Why was Idiocracy so prophetic?
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>America copies Idiocracy
I can't say I'm surprised
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will trump and the rock wrestle instead of debate? or a debate in form of a wrestling match?
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he's gonna body-slam Trump first debate, screencap it you know it'll happen.
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>>133290742
Don't get too cocky ,kid! Thinka about how and why Obama got into office. Now add wrestling fans.
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As what? Dem or Rep?
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LITTY
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>>133293242
Never mind, read it
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>>133290742
DRUMPF BTFO
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>>133290742
Is Vin Diesel his running mate? This is important.
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STOP POSTING THIS SHIT YOU SHILL
IT SAYS SOME FAN DID IT ON HIS BEHALF
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>>133290742
Can't wait to elect another jew puppet as presi-oh wait this already has happened many fucking times before.
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>>133291682

Trump could have gone the easy route and just stay a real estate mogul and allow Hillary to win it all. He chose America over himself.
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Next we'll find out that Stone Cold is running for president...
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If you don't reply to this post, when you open your front door tomorrow morning, your house will be in outer space.
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The united States is becoming a living meme

Ugh like I can't even

I can't wait to move to Sweden so I can live somewhere that is progressive and tolerant it's 2017 ffs
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>>133290742

He's a homosexual and will go nowhere once the associated media get dumped.
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>>133290742
This would secure Trumps second term years before the actual election.
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>>133293323
savage
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>>133293242
He'd probably love to run as a Republican, but Trump is the incumbent Republican for 2020, no questions
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I love donald trump n dick too much to let this happen
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>>133291764

Yeah, THIS is the event that will make the USA a joke of a nation, lmao
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Lol Trump v Rock it's going to be like the glory days of wrestling shit talk

Can't wait
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>>133290742
FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT. I AM NOT READY FOR THE NEXT PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ALREADY. IT'S BARELY BEEN ANY TIME SINCE TRUMP WAS ELECTED.
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Idiocracy isn't a fiction movie. Its a glimpse through time.
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The presidency should be an entertainment spectacle. I would love to see the Rock go up against Kanye and Trump in 2020. I'm frankly sick and tired of boring establishment politicians
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>>133291788
The economic record that was handed to him by Obama.
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>>133290742
"Kenton Tilford, a West Virgina native, filed the paperwork with the Federal Election Commission, although his connection to the Baywatch actor, 45, and his motivation for doing so remain unclear."
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/dwayne-the-rock-johnson-has-a-petition-supporting-him-for-president-w491791


It's a nothingburger. Some random dude just basically nominated him.
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>>133290742
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>>133294047
a timeline we're merging into
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>>133293046

It was a documentary from the future, not a fiction film.
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>trump is in the WWE hall of fame
>the rock isn't
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>>133294062
Yeah, I can't believe these right wing retards are taking credit for Obama's economy.

Don't they realize that the effects are just now kicking in and Trump is taking credit for it?
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>>133290742
It's a WWE stunt. Neat.

You realize he is a registered Republican right? Is he going to try and primary out Trump? Run as an independent at best
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>>133290742
If celebs just run for pres, it really devalues the election process. It really is an expensive reality show now.
On the plus, he won't win. I doubt the dems could come up with a real candidate by 2020, and I doubt a real politician will ever win an election again. I think they're prepping Zuck and going for technocracy approach "Everything is robots and bliss in the future!"
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>>133291577
>>133291042
He is running in an attempt to split the vote and steal votes from the Trumpenfuhrer
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>>133294421
>implying celebs running for president is somehow a new development
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>>133294421
they will send the mummified hilldog
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>>133291042
>welfare, big government, high taxes, gun control, uncontrolled immigration
>republican views
sure thing, friendo.
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>>133294212

Being in the celebrity wing means nothing.

Snoop Dogg and Drew Carey are in the WWE Hall of Fame Celebrity Wing too.
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>>133290742
He'll fold under the first "are you on steroids" controversy.
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>>133294689
How do you know that's what The Rock wants?
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>>133290742

Publicity stunt. Vince and Linda have too much shit on him. They'd never let him win.

He's gonna drop out before the dirt stats being thrown. He's gonna drop out to focus on the Fast and Furious 10.
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>>133294421

Who care? It's literally 1000 X better than watching boring old fuckheads like Romney and Hillary drone on about policy.

Everybody knows nothing of value ever changes anyway.

I just want to see legacy politicians blown the fuck out by stupid, unqualified celebs, and then our debates become literal wrestling matches.
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If he was smart he would wait untill the one after the next election and run demacrat
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That's right, dems.
Continue to divide your own party.
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>>133290742
I remember when Hulk Hogan wanted to run for President, brother. The rock's got rocks in his head.
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>>133290742
how is the rock going to get a successful grassroots campaign when he doesn't have the capital like trump had, the reason why trump was such a huge success is because he didn't need superpacks or anyone funding his campaign so he could run as honestly as he wanted without having to shill your investors politics like hillary did.

here is whats going to happen, a mega rich saudi prince is going to offer to support his campaign on the promise he plays ball like hillary, when he does trump only has to repeat what he did to hillary and call him a fraud because he isn't a billionaire and campaigns cost big money, OR he doesn't take the saudi money and runs himself into the ground when he realizes his pittance of money from all his career isn't even 1/10th of the cost a successful campaign costs meanwhile trump runs on his rallies alone not having to worry about shilling because he is self funded which is a luxury the rock DOESN'T have.
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>>133291886
Clinton made people want outsiders*
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>>133295230

>how is the rock going to get a successful grassroots campaign when he doesn't have the capital like trump had

millions of fans and being the highest paid actor in the world
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>>133295230
forgot to add this into my post, but i promise you this, the democrats WON'T give him support because what i just posted is something they already are aware of, their is no dem front runner the party is in shambles hillary was their only play because she was GUARANTEED to win and when she didn't it destroyed them completely, why do you think the media is shilling so hard against trump because the people who play ball behind the scenes LOST MILLIONS over the hillary campaign the sjw's are masking the real problems right now and the media isn't talking about it but i promise the rock isn't going to get far, whoever the dems nominate is going to be a puppet funded by billionaire puppet masters which is what lost them against donald in the first place, they just don't realize it yet.
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>>133295519
do you realize the kind of air-time hillary put into the campaign against trump AND LOST, you realize that its going to take THAT AND MORE to beat him because the dems only run puppets, they don't run honest campaigns AND AN HONEST CAMPAIGN IS THE REASON TRUMP WON, it has nothing to do with weather by some miracle he scrapes together some cash, it won't be enough and even if it was enough he is going to have to parrot the politics of his investors which trump already KNOWS is whats going to happen he will BTFO any dem runner because of this just like he did with hillary.
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>>133294047
I think i heard about the film on /b/ somewhere in 2010, but why did everyone back then and still now persuade other people it's evidently a documentary and not fiction?
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>>133290742
Jesse Ventura at least made a stab at gaining real life experience with being a mayor and a governor
what has Dwayne ever actually accomplished except shaving his legs and oiling up his titties?
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If he's not running against Triple H circa DX 98-99 then he's running unopposed.

And the darkies will still complain they didn't get a "TRUE" darkie as President.
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>>133295803
How do we know the rock hasn't already sold his soul? He has no problem jabbing his ass with testosterone daily and telling the world it's 100% diet and exercise. Not to mention, with all his time in wrestling and hollywood, he can put on any face they want him to. PACs dont matter, 99% of voters don't care.
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>>133296666

are you shitting me.

what has shitty trumpfag has done to get his position faggot
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>>133291280

You think you need a big campaign office this early on? All you need to do is to be able to put down an address lol.

He will win, too. Watch. Our mission is nearly complete. When we are done, the presidency will have lost all meaning.

Kek fucking wills it.
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>>133290742
Is he even married?
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I would vote for dwayne in a fucking heart beat.
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>>133290742
>that race hack standing next to The Rock

BOOOOOO
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>>133290742
well if trump can win anyone can the usa is a fuckin circus act
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>>133293323
That's actually funny.
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>>133290742
As a democrat? Lol democrats are officially fucked. They'll run an establishment candidate too and they'll eat each other's votes.
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>>133298022
that was my point though, if he did "sell his soul" to saudi investors or hollywood he is 100% guarenteed to have to be a shill and donald trump KNOWS that this is going to be the case, and if thats true ( which it is) then its hillary campaign 2.0 with the dems being DESTROYED a second time which is why they aren't going to nominatee him if they are smart, because if they run him its over for the dems and its going to take a miracle to save the entire party from destruction.
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>>133290742
Any word on what hes running as, or is he just an independent that won't win.
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>>133291527
Haha this. The debates would be far better than Trump v Hilldawg
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unfortunately im sure all the naughty things hes done arent very well covered up. any competent opponent would find tons of dirt on this jewing hollywood plant
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>>133290742
>politics is now a public spectacle

thanks republicunts
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>>133293437
Thats a good way to put it. Plus he was on good terms with Hilly before the election. He would have benefited from her presidency as well. He wanted more, for AMERICA. Fuck yeah.
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>>133290742
If Trump vs The Rock on 2020 I might die of elation.
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>>133290742
Idk goys, woman outnumber men in the US awe might just see a Chad Thundercock take office.
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>>133294840
You can smell what he is cooking
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>>133300017
>implying it hasn't been a popularity contest since Reagan
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>>133290742
I'd vote for him if he ran in 2024 but I'll still love to see him and Trump debate. That'll be one for the history books.
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>>133291764
I'm already at the point where america needs to be remade
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I just farted really badly.
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>>133294505
This. The deep state needs a plan because dems have no chance right now.
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>>133290742

he wouldnt even pass the drug test
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I read that he is right leaning.....so he would either run as a independent or run as a right leaning democrat.....would be interesting. ID prefer he wait till trump is finished so he can run against some boring fool and have a better chance.
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>>133301015
long story short, there is none the deep state has been completely left in destruction, the media refuses to report on the state of the democratic party and any changes being made since the election, why do you think that is?
because its over and they know it, the dems have no leadership and gambled all they had on hillary now they have nothing to do against an entirely republican run government.
the media won't report it because they don't want the general public to realize the gig is up and they have nothing to stop trump and the republicans are going to keep running candidates like trump because it wins against puppet masters aka: the democratic party.
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>>133293615
>I can't wait to move to Sweden

There is no Sweden, just Somalia: Arctic Edition.
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Fake news.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2720876-the-rock-subject-of-presidential-campaign-committee-filed-with-fec

A man put in a request for a PAC to support the rock.

He isn't running.
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he was the best heel, he hates leafs too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHvPWaCXdnU
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>>133300017
look at the bright side hillary didnt even get the white female vote and despite a lack of press coverage on the topic trump won with a majority white male votes

as we speak beaners are being deported across the nation and southern cali burns

the rock has no chance . kanye has no chance.. hell hillary has no chance
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>>133300240
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>>133291527
>The debates will be legendary
Vince McMahon is the moderator
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>>133290742
>independent candidate
good luck
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>hail satan!

Yeah, nah, no thanks m8.
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If this were real, he would have mentioned it on his twitter.

https://twitter.com/TheRock
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>>133300240
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This proves elections sre nothing more than meaningless spectacles for the Goyim masses.
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>the just running for potus
>seethe over baywatch being a shit movie
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>>133294921
you know they said this same exact thing about trump right?...

i actually worry about this guy running as a democrat. he's charismatic, attractive, a shitskin, and the entire media would be behind him. every brainless chimp and woman in the country would be voting for him. as a president he'd be nothing but an empty suit for the globalist agenda.

trump can beat him but the economy needs to be good, wall construction well under way, voter ID laws passed, and taxes lowered.
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>>133295006
Liberals are unabashedly stuck in a childish mindset. Just because you dont have a grasp of current events or havent established any values, chuckle fucks like you have no problem wishing to dumb down the world
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I would laugh so hard if Vince McMahon campaigns with Trump to beat the Rock.
Best Timeline.
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>>133290742

Prepare to be destroyed, Dwayne.
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>>133294344
They've started shilling that it takes 8 years to see ANY effect of a president on the economy. Ignoring the fact that puts Bill Clinton squarely responsible for the housing market crash
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>>133290742

He has a much better shot than Hillary, that's for sure.
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Can't wait for the 2020 democratic debates between The Rock, Kanye West, and Oprah.
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If he's planning on running for president, this was a horrible move.
There's nothing wrong with it, but there's some shit that American normies are fucking retarded about. This is one of those things, if you look through the comments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4
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>>133290742
He's a big guy.
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>>133290742
I kinda have a feeling this isn't going to go anywhere.
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>>133303093
With non biased reporting from Stephen Colbert and CNN.
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>>133303293
If they are smart they will pick him over Hillary,
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>>133290742
Never go full Idiocracy, America.
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>>133290742
idiocracy timeline is real fuck yes
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"Mr. Johnson, have you ever used steroids?"
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>>133290742
>>133290742

Is the Rock literally going to the next Democratic candidate?

Didn't we just elect a meme like 9 months ago?
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>>133303415
I started watering my plants with Gatorade over a year ago in preparation for this moment.
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>>133303493
You must be the smartest man in the world.
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We are literally living in Idiocracy.
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>>133290742
Is it gonna come out that he's gay? Cause he is.
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>>133290742

I bet he's going to win too. 3 years from now, you will seek a healthier stronger version of trump. and this is what he's indoctrinated to become. Can you not see it
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>>133290742
>literally Rock vs Drumpf
I don't want to get off this timeline, it's too good to leave. Also congrats murica you've just become a parody of yourself.
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>>133290742

If he wins, he would be the second president to be on the Wrasslin Hall of Fame.
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He's the only ticket for Dems to beat Trump. Fight memes with memes.

>yfw memetic warfare in our lifetimes
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>>133299691

He is a fag IRL so yes.
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>>133290742
Fake and gay. This is a slide thread sage
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>>133294505
>Implying Trump voters want a wrestler/body builder/actor as president. You really should disconnect yourself from the MSM propaganda. We voted for Trump because he has excelled in the business world... not because he is a fucking celebrity.
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>>133303493
its got electrolytes it's got what plants crave.
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>>133300240
Burn
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>>133290742
If I remember correctly Johnson not even in the WWE Hall of Fame so how's he supposed to stand against Trump?
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Great gif
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>>133302590
underrated post, he would fair better as a dem.
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>>133290742
>finish the 2016 election
>start the campaigning for 2020 in 2017

fugggggg
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>>133291042
As an independent?? That is fucking hilarious. He's going to cannibalize the Democrat vote. Pottery.
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>>133302753
It would be hilarious but unlikely. Vince is just too old and kooky. If any McMahon gets the VP ticket it would be Linda.

That said I would be willing to meme the Rock into presidency. So long as his policies aren't aligned with the Dems, and I seriously doubt that they are considering his background.
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>>133290742
>The Rock officially registers

No he didn't. It was done on his behalf by some weirdo nobody.
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>>133290742
This was something that I knew would happen when Trump won presidency. Now media stars think that they have what it takes to become the President just because they are a pretty face in the front cover of a magazine.


I hope this fucking retard wastes another 1.2billion like Clinton and hits "rock-bottom" ;)
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>>133302018
That's how I've been treating them and it's actually really fun when you do that.
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>tfw trump, kanye, and the rock will all run in 2020
God bless america
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>>133290742
Pathetic
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>>133303950
citation?
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>>133303109
That's the first time I've giggled at SNL in years
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>>133290742

This is the smartest fucking thing the democrats could possibly have done.

They don't need his judgement, they just need his face.
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>>133291249
We just need to run Bernie and Jill again as indy/lib to level it out.
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Ronald Reagan was an actor too. I would actually vote for Dwayne.
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A ROCK STANDS ON SEVEN HILLS
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>>133298275
>Kek fucking wills it.
Not today he doesn't. Sink the Rock!
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>>133305379

They aren't running him, I guess he's going to be independent.

They're still completely retarded.
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>>133294505
ding ding ding. Who's greasing his asshole?
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>>133303433
The Rock has the world's largest sku--
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>>133305483
And here we go.
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>>133292214
>Black
Kek he's Polynesian.
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>>133304303
Umm sweetie, politics and business are not a good mix. Go outside and get some fresh air, hon.
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>>133290742
>A wrestler for a President

We've reached Idiocracy already huh?
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>>133291577
"hes not gonna win anyway" - Democrats, American Presidential Campaign 2016
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>>133293615
We broke the timeline it now merges with memes at will
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>We actually live in a timeline where the Rock and Donald Trump have a very real possibility of being the main contenders in the Presidential election of 2020
>We could possibly see a debate between these two before the entire nation
>mfw the NWO was literally WWE all along
>mfw it wasn't George Soros or the Koch bros pulling the strings from the shadows, but Vince McMahon
>WCW blown the fuck out
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>>133290742
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>>133306340
IT WAS ME, AUSTIN
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He's running as an Independent.

Classic Clinton strategy, split the vote of the opposition. If he can use his name-recognition to steal enough votes from Trump, he can ensure that Democrats win the next election
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>>133306340
>The presidential debates literally turn into a WWE event
I'd actually watch it desu
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>>133298022

Honestly the rock is pretty good on the mic. They will coach him on policy and float him out there.

The general consensus now is that personality trumps experience. So the left will run the rock who will capture the lower/middle class vote they need (as cnn calls it the "dumb as shit" vote) and once he's in office they will have a staff of jews telling him what to say and do.

Kinda like a modern music personality. Charisma in the front. Brains in the back.

The right should take this very very seriously. The rock's barbs can counter Trump successfully and he tests very favorably across demographics. He is literally the left's suicide squeeze/hail marry.

We should be working to take him down NOW, or he will deliver the future of populism to the left.

Its no fucking joke neck beards.
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>>133290742
usa is a fucking meme country
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>>133305483
shieet
we wuz apocalypsis and shieeet
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>>133298022
>and telling the world it's 100% diet and exercise
source on this? the rock is an obvious juicer but him trying to lie and say it's not gear is lmao
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>>133307015
Problem?
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>>133307015
Hell yeahh
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>>133290742
holy fucking shit USA, get your shit together. i used to laugh about US politics eventually becoming wrestling, but now its actually happening.
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>>133298022
>Daily
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>>133304027
>We live in an era where "Literally Who"s to the political front have a better chance at becoming Presidents than actual politicians

Feels good honestly
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>>133293323
kek thats not bad.
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If the Rock really was going to run, who would his running mate be? I say the fanny pack.
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>>133294795
Aren't all wrestlers in the hall of fame celebrities though?
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>>133290742
Was he even born in the US? I thought he was from some island or something
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Wtf it's her turn, goys
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>>133307739
>implying we're not going to have T H R E E different VPs
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>>133302855
bill clinton was a big buisness corporate fuckhead, a liberal I happily blame him for the crash.

rightfully so, because he was responsible for stripping many financial regulations whose absence directly led to the crash.
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>>133293375
jesse ventura needs to make a run, either as trumps VP or on his own with oliver stone as VP. he would probably have won in 2016 if he'd run in trumps place
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>>133307403
Time to start a conspiracy theory that Vince McMahon is actually running the whole country behind the scenes
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>>133307895
He's half-Samoan, but he was born in California.
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>>133293767
kek
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>>133290742
Good. Politicains and career politicans, political family dynasties like the Bush's and Clinton's, are the last people I want as President.
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>>133304795
This is the main reason (((they))) hate Trump desu
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The democrats are using the rock as their own meme candidate to lure in the young voters. Whether the rock wins or not, he would have done his job by helping the left take votes away from Trump
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>>133307739

Hillary.

Combine her voting block with a gaurenteed minority vote plus centrist/disaffected trump voters and top it off with all the bernie voters. If its Trump or the rock, the Bernie voters are voting for the rock.

It will be enough.

This is very bad news.
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>>133290742
These actors thinking they can match Trump's success but don't realize how fucking smart Trump actually is.
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If the rock actually runs moderate democrat he will crush trump. However we all know he won't. He will get cucked with pizza and toe the line the SJW narrative. He will be more dangerous then Hillary, but he will lose.
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>>133294148
kek. when he tells the crowd to "shut up" in that scene.
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>>133307895

obama set the precedent here you don't have to be american anymore
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>>133307918
Vice president Foley
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>>133308149
Pretty much.
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>>133292809
>reposting a screenshot of a thumbnail that someone else saved
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>>133308149
Suspicious but they're doing it now to turn things for 2018 midterms probably
>w-we're t-totally cool and h-hip
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>>133294421
yeah because the career politicians are doing sooooo much better, right? 3 years is a long time in the tech world, you can bet your butt that facebook will be passe by then anyway, its already uncool because its inhabited by everyones aunty and employer. i really hope zuck runs though, it will be too good.
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>>133290742
His campaign ends when video emerges of him smoking crack cocaine like everyone else in WWE

Also undoubtedly a baggage train full of whores in his wake

Should be hilarious watching the Roger Stone hate machine destroy him
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>>133308466
Everyone who still uses Facebook always has to justify it.
>well I only use it to x
Yeah sure ya do normie. Enjoy your censorship and stale memes
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>>133295230
serious question:

how does trump pay for his 2020 run without being accused of the same? wont it come across that since the campaign is being paid for by the trump organization that it is now crooked and beholden to their interests? this was a big part of his win and he wont be able to pull it off a second time now that hes incumbent
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>>133296323
thats not logical anon. you say that hillary put in a lot of money and lost, ergo the rock will lose because he isnt putting in lots of money.
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>>133292069
>Democrats splitting the 'groid vote.
>Democrats will run another blackface, probably with a twat, on their ticket.
>All Whites and Conservatives will vote Trump.
>Another Trump landslide.
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>>133290742
If we can shill him to the dems, then we can weaken their voterbase again and turn him into a Bernie 2.0
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>>133290742
Democracy was a mistake
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Can't they just wait until after Trump's second term to run?
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Does he have a movie coming out or something? What a joke Dwayne.
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Allahu Akbar!
The U.S. must take Monroe Doctrine now.
The U.S. must withdraw American Forces from all Foreign Countries now.
Stop America's doing its all wars now!

I love American99% and the U.S.

China, Germany and Japan must loosen Germany's, Japan's and China's monetary policies now!
China, Germany and Japan must stimulate Germany's, Japan's and China's domestic demands now!
Japan and Germany must issue a lot of construction bond now!
Japan and Germany must reduce Germany's, Japan's and China's taxes now!
The U.S. must tighten its monetary policy now!
As a result, Dollar value will rise!
The U.S. will have trade surplus!

Japan, Germany and China are evil empires.
Islamists' true enemies are Japan, Germany, China, FRB, top1%, Wall Street, American Military Industry and DOD!
Japan is the country which has been promoting Globalization!!!
Allahu Akbar!
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>>133290742
So will Brian Gewirtz be writing all his speeches just like he wrote all the Rocks skits in wrestling?
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>>133309035
Hillary was subject to special interests, Trump was not. Trump also had money. Rock has no money, and will be subject to special interests. Therefore, he will lose
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>>133290742
>According to records, the official paperwork has been filed on behalf of the Get Smart star by a man from West Virginia called Kenton Tilford.
Oh wow, it's fucking nothing.
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>Warren/Sanders candidate becomes the democrat nominee
>Neoliberals flock to Rock
>Trump base becomes the largest voting bloc
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>>133290742
Fuck, I know he's probably got some fucked up liberal views but I've always loved this mother fucker.

Not sure what to think or do.
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>I will now be answering questions.
>yes Mr. Johnson, what is your current stance on the movie Baywatch and how are you still defending it?
>YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THAT FILM IS A MASTERPIECE I WORKED SO HARD FOR THAT ROLE JUST LOOK AT MY AND BRO LOOK AT EM YOU FUCKING WISH YOU HAD THEM I'VE HAD MORE PUSSY THAN YOU EVWR WILL I'VE FUCKED SUPWR MODELS LEFT AND RIGHT! THE MOVIE BAYWATCH IS JUST OVER YIUR PUNY MIND YOU JUST DON'T GET IT!
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>>133296666
this. Ventura would actually make a good president for all americans. hes an oldschool liberal. shame the libs would attack him for any tiny transgression because hes a white male, same as how they so quickly and brutally turned on oliver stone. i heard him on an interview saying that he wouldnt ever run, but i forget why. i think he said he enjoys his life doing what hes doing and doesnt want his wife and family dragged through the mud will all the bullshit theyd fabricate about him. best common sense scenario is trump to endorse rand paul or something and step down after 4 years, that way he gets to be the hero. if he had any common sense he would jump ship on that rat-infested town before they can destroy him. otherwise USA will plummet into civil war eventually
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>>133298972
to be fair, so is canada. americans are just funnier about it, while all canada can do is make our balls hurt and our sphincters clench up at how cringey it is. the USA may be a joke, but at least they have grab her by the pussy and jeb is a mess.
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>>133293464
>Rock debating Trump
>Suddenly, glass shatters
>Stone Cold run outs with a steel chair and starts smacking them both
>BAW GAWD
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>>133290742
They're revving up that Old Reliable, Divide and conquer. They are trying to pull from the pool of voters who are moderates, fence sitters, Steinographers and Bernbots that currently support Trump, but want someone else to pin their hopes on.
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>>133291042
pretty sure he will steal more votes from democrats than from trump.
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>>133291249
no one can beat trump, i wouldnt be surprised if its a historic landslide vote for trump.
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>>133299439
thats not how it works. you eat each others votes in the primary only, during the general the party only has one candidate. hes not even necessarily running, some cuck just filed the paperwork for him. only way this splits the dem vote is if they rig the primaries again, thats what lost them all their bern victims last time around. whether or not theyre deluded enough to do that again and get away with it, i dont think so. the stars aligned in 2016, it was just sheer luck. it was 100% weiners sexting and seth rich leaks that did it, imho
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seriously, this plays right into trumps hands. he has never had 51% of the vote, he needs more than one opponent or else he has to play the election college game. he was wrecking the field most of all when there were 16 people running for the republican nomination.
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The Crock is globalist scum who spoke out against the travel ban

He should know his role and shut his mouth
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>>133293323
a white man named Blackman, i literally can't even right now. Cuck literally in his family surname, a lineage of cucks.
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Reminder that Trump is in the WWE hall of fame, and The Rock isn't.
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>>133291577
>hes not gonna win anyway

That's what people said about Trump...
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>>133291682
Holy shit think trump is saving the country
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>>133299811
an independent will probably win in 2020 if theyve got the name brand recognition and a good reputation. the partisanship in the house seems to be making everyone exhausted on both sides. but it would have to be someone so well respected that the media will look bad for throwing mud at them, and im not quite sure that person actually exists. probably because what one side of the aisle respects, the other despises.

things republicans respect:
>veterans
>successful people
>religious leaders
>police/fire brigade

things democrats respect:
>blacks
>gays
>females
>trannies
>abortion doctors
>atheists
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>>133300240
tipkek
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>>133300603
it will be chapter 1, anon. things get far stranger from here on out
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>>133290742
Someone find out if "The Rock" trademark is property of WWE or not.
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>>133308032
First Bogposting, now Vinceposting
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>>133291042
More importantly Trump will eat him alive because Trump didn't win "because he's a celebrity" he won because he is capable of surviving all their attacks, the Rock will crumble at the very first scandal as long as the repubs are willing to play dirty.
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>>133294689
>Welfare
What is "corporate welfare".
>High Taxes
on the middle class and working poor to fund our seemingly unending military campaigns.
>Uncontrolled immigration
Immigrants are cheaper and do work that americans won't do, Great for small business!
By the way, how many times have you hear a republican shit that talking point out of their mouth?
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>>133291682
>the Rock isn't going to get those kinds of accolades at all.
Libtards will paint it as this, they want anyone who can "play ball" and be their good little establishment stooge. So expect Dwayne Johnson to be presented as the second coming of jesus by the MSM. Fortunately they're completely irrelevant and he'll destroy the black democrat vote, so that will be a fun ship to watch sink.
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>>133295117
>democrat divisiveness
L0L
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>>133290742
>mfw he drops his campaign after 1 year max
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i hope more libtard celebrities run so all the millenials divide their votership and ruin any chances for a democratic victory
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The ROCK is JEWED cuck he needs to kill himself now . A democrat shill he will flame out as TRUMP body slams him white !!
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>>133295117
He's Republican leaning..

WAIT, it's genius, this is to reduce the competition against Trump himself. Koodos Republicans.
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>>133301377
i dont think we'll see another trump on the republican side for a while. any outsider sees how he got savaged and painted as hiterally litler (despite the fact that he won the ellis island award and the MLK day medal years ago and bought out a country club just because they didnt allow blacks to join and then changed the rules to allowing blacks just to spite them) and wont want this to happen to them. they all know trump wasnt considered a bad guy until he ran. nobody wants to get dragged through the mud like this unless they truly want to MAGA. the only reason establishment politicians in the republican party dont mind running is because they have an understanding/mutual dirt with the other side of the aisle in DC where they dont attack their own as harshly, regardless of party affiliation. you burgers need to realise what a fluke this was and get all your energy behind him because this is a once in a lifetime shot you have to save yourselves from demographic replacement
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>>133310702
Accept the Rock isn't a political figure, his supporters won't have allegiance to party and they'll be pissed about democrat attacks on him.
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>>133295128
I remember when Jesse Ventura wanted to run for Governor ... oh wait
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>>133302590
he would do fine as a republican. republicans arent actually racist like people make out. they would have supported ben carson no problem, you wouldnt have seen boycotts of him in the voting booths. republicans are above all else practical voters at least. any shitskin that runs as a republican has a great advantage because the republican party is screaming for based black man. only reason carson got so utterly fucked up is because hes low energy and his religion is too hardline for most republican voters.
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I'll just leave this here.

>shakes head walks away with double face palm
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>>133290742
texan here, ready to leave this shitshow

we should've never became americans
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>>133291090
Lol
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>>133308632
did you read my post you illiterate fucking spastic?
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>>133290742
good i hope he waste all his money to :)
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>>133309425
trump didnt really spend that much money though, thats all im saying. he kind of just tweeted and held rallies and shit. the rock could just do fundraising by making action figures or fidget spinners or some shit.
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>>133312243
i misread what you said. i know what you mean now and yes, i agree.
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>>133293191
>Now add wrestling fans.

all 12 of them?
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>>133293464
Nah. He's more of Secretary of Defense or head of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms>>133293171
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in all seriousness though idk what his political stance is or his views on any subjects. But assuming its in line with a libertarian, classical liberal, or even right wing centrist. Then idk why he's running in 2020 major tactical error on his part cause we need to have presidents in officer that aren't neocons or neolibs.
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>>133314370
kek. stone cold for SecDef. Nuclear codes all changed to 3:16
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>>133299811
Likely a democrat. 99% of all niggers have no common sense.
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Trump vs The Rock

Only one of these men is in the WWE Hall of Fame...and it isn't The Rock. Respect your elders Dwayne.

"Age and experience will always Trump youth and exuberance"

"I smell what you're cooking, how about you stay in the kitchen Dwayne and I'll run the country"
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>>133314514
this kind of thing plays a role for sure, people may know the rock but they dont know his politics. one thing youngcunts didnt know about crump is that he used to be like the "batman" of new york in some ways, and very very well respected especially after he sorted out central park single-handedly after the big government fuckup trying to renovate it. back in the 80s and 90s he used to give statements before the house and go on talk shows where people would urge him to run for president because he was seen as a kind of boy genius businessman who also kept his hands clean, people deferred to him a lot on ethical matters and wanted to know what he thought. he was like the elon musk of the 80s and 90s. actually watching these older documentaries its kind of stunning seeing how his basic talking points and stances are the same as they were back then. its only the younger ones who think trump was a "reality star" because they dont remember the things that made him well known as a business mogul in the first place.
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>>133311562
It isn't. He bought it off Vince after one of his first movies for like, $20 million. Vince was executive producer on Walking Tall or The Rundown because of that
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>>133315039
either way major tactical error. Cause even if trump does a mediocre job it still way above bush or obama. Then you could chain that with a rock presidency so i don't get it i would've waited till 2024 then there'd be no recognizable republicans or even at this rate possibly dems with the way they act now.
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>>133303382
They are not smart.
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>>133290742
>3:16
3:16

>3:16
3:16

>3:16
3:16

>3:16
3:16

>3:16
3:16

>3:16
3:16
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>>133301685
THIS
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