Fake news reporter BTFO INTO OBLIVION by Don Jr.

He's in awe that DTJr would tweet incriminating evidence, not disappointed.

cucked

>>133283558
lol k. i'm with her!

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>I had the totally legit smoking gun to IMPEACHHHHH DRUMPFFFF and I sat on it for a full year because of how totally legit it is

>>133283558
>incriminating evidence
Sure, whatever you say.

>>133283364
Lol wut?

>>133283558
Drumpf Jrpf!

>>133283364
>working on something for a year no one will read but the editor

>>133283364
>worked on this story for a year
Get a real job

>>133283558
Trump has no chance of winning the nomination, that I can tell you

>>133284219
Good reporting is detective work.

Its a scientific process that takes time to do it right.

Only people without any credibility start blabbering the second they find something out that may or may not be true

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>>133283364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eijq6fvppOI

>Fake news reporter
>He was reporting on something real
Trumptards can't even keep the story straight.

>>133283364
fuck you nigger

>>133284612

No path to 270.

>>133283364
I don't think you know what BTFO means.

>>133283364
>Blumpf is finished this time for sure
t. Man who is always wrong

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>>133283364
what...is this...manner of writing...called?

>>133284612
this could be the end of Donald Trumps presidential campaign

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>>133283364
Yea fucking right.

>>133284705
>journalism is science
Yeeaa. Nope.

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>>133284612
>>133284979
The electoral college will vote for Hillary

>>133285138
its called faggot

>>133283558
no hes in awe that hes been working on this for a year, ready to publish it and get praise and popularity for it and instead Jr. tweeted it out before him and made his publication worthless

>>133285138
Cuck.....................speak.....I....believe

>>133285138
Still Less Annoying Than TylerPosting.

>DON JR SCOOPED MY OWN FAKE NEWS STORY OMG MY AMBOIGAS

>>133283364
So not only does Don Jr. clear his name, but he caboose clobbers some libturd """"""journalist"""""" at the same time!

Winning status: can't stop

>>133283558
impeachment any day now!!

habbedinnng

>>133283364
Test

>>133285347
That's the difference between good and bad journalism. Good journalists observe and don't make themselves the story, just like a wildlife scientist


All truth finding missions mimic the scientific process, that's kinda what court is supposed to be in an ideal world.

>>133286070

>>133286230

>>133283558
That's how he's trying to spin it to save face. He's actually bootyblasted that he got scooped, and will be suicidal when nothing comes of the story.

>>133283364
Story?

>>133283558

lol... the spin.

He wasted a year of his life on a nothingburger, hoping to trick Trump into some sort of lie or perjury... a Monica Lewinsky situation.

Left is trying hard to salvage their last gasp.

>>133283364
"This is the biggest crime in the history of American politics" - unbiased objective journalist

>>133286504

a year of work turned to dust. They're never impeaching or removing Trump through trickery.

>>133285138
I think.... you got it...... right.... the first..... time....... Malcolm

>>133286507
Some NYT reporter posted a bunch of tweets about how he'd been trying to find evidence of a link to Russia for a year, then Don Jr. just tweeted the emails.

>>133285138
its called the "i...cant....even...right...now..."

>>133283364
TRUMPED

>>133283364

LMAO

>>133286725

Wonder how long it'll take them to come to terms with it.

I figured it would take ~18 months, they're pretty dense.

>>133285138

We call it the "20-something female on twitter"

kek, have you seen the responses on donjrs tweets?

imagine being constantly triggered for more than an entire year

>>133288868
Trump saved my life. I'm not tired of winning yet.

>>133285138
he has to include emotion in his diary post like a women

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>I...quotemined those emails for a year...and...he just...tweeted them out with everything in context

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>>133284612

Quampf has no chance at winning the recount

>>133289108
I like the way it clearly mentions clinton uranium sale

>>133283558
Good thing Trump will never get the republican nomination

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjSVxKRhWs4

The media is so fucking mad during the press conference. I hope they have crying room like at a church.

He explained exactly what he meant in follow up posts: him and many others were trying unsuccessfully for a year to find everything and JR Trump just nonchalantly posts it on twitter seemingly unaware that he had done anything wrong. Trump kin are pretty oblivious. "I didn't kill her. I just paid someone to. Now leave me alone. I'm super rich and don't have time for this."

>>133283364
this seth rogan motherfucker is such a dumb fuckkk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>133283364
nice try r/le_donald shill

>>133284612
No way will his travel ban ever pass.

>>133283364
If only JR was more like his dad. He woulda scooped this kike twice

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>>133285138
>tumblr

>>133283558
This haha, Scrumpf btfo!

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>>133283558
>>133284705
>>133284840
>>133284908
>>133285299
>>133290568

>>133286077
Making himself the story is exactly what this guy is trying to do now by claiming credit for something the person he was supposedly investigating put out there willingly.


Why this retarded spacing?


Is it to make clear that you are a huge faggot?


You suck nigger cocks.

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>>133292316
>Jewish Stars
This is honestly torture how this guy is even listened to when he can't fucking remember the name for a STAR OF DAVID.

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>>133283364
Dronapf Bluniorf

>I work on this story for a year
Translation
>I helped cook this narrative and set up this bunk meeting because I'm fucking scum

Can someone give me a quick rundown? Is this like when CNN said they were going to publish Trump's tax payments and then he did it himself and they had nothing?

>>133293432
It's exactly what happened. They got fucking scooped.
TWO SCOOPS

>btfo by Don Jr

That's like a criminal walking into the police station before the police managed to catch him. Haha oh yes he definitely taught them a lesson!

>>133285138

Butt devastation.

>>133294142
What did he do that was Criminal?

>>133294329
Attempted collusion, which is ILLEGAL UNDER STATE AND FEDERAL LAW. Arrest him already ffs

>>133283364

Also
>I TRIED SO HARD

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>>133284705

So, he had actual evidence of treason but instead of reporting it to the proper authorities he instead chose to sit on it for year with the hopes of turning it into an article to garner himself acclaim and money? Oh Ok

>>133284513
kek

>>133292316
jesus christ how dense is this guy

>>133283364

The trumps twitters is a force be reckoned with.

>>133293432
Except that within these emails are exactly the kind of actions by the Russian government that the Trumps were hotly denying previously.

>>133283558
Even if you believe he believes that Jr. fucked himself, he's still disappointed, because the page views/hits/relevance that he would have gotten pushing the article got scooped when Jr. posted it himself

He had a book coming out, and now nobody is going to read it because he's the dip that got scooped by his subject rather than the next investigative journalist hero.

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>>133283364
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>I TRIED SO HARD

>>133294430
>"Privyet, I'm Russian laywer with connection with Kremlin. I have dirt on Hillary that can destroy her"
>"I am Trump's son, I will collude with you, a Russian lawyer with connection with Kremlin. Pls gib ."

I'm afraid you need intent to prove someone that they attempted to collude.

>>133283364
probably had the email and planned on selling it phrase by phrase to fund his gay escort addiction

>>133294442
Quality picture.

>>133284612
I bet Hilly isnt even thinking about him anymore.

>>133285138
I.... think you.... already... got it... stevie... posting

>>133294738
Wrong. The people setting up the meeting CLAIMED they had dirt on HRC and the backing of the russian government.

Turns out it was nothing of the sort and a waste of time for everyone involved.

Read the fucking emails instead of shilling. They're very short.

>>133285138
Celine

“so many vaginas, stomachs, cocks, snouts, and flies you don't know what to do with them ... shovelsfull! ... but hearts? ... very rare! in the last five hundred million years too many cocks and gastric tubes to count ... but hearts? ... on your fingers! ...”

>worked on this story for a year
A whole year on that? Was some organization paying him to work on this for a year? Who is stupid enough to pay this faggot for an entire year to end up being squashed with one tweet?

This is the state of journalism.

>>133284612
There's no way he'll get the parties nomination.

>>133292316
someone go through his retweets and then search those accounts for something 'offensive' and reply back to him

>>133297220
How long do you think following a lead that involves investigating the President of the United States' family would take?

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>>133294430

Get over it............just another nothing burger.

J U S T

>>133283364

Guys I think this may be a something-burger. Lets just take a nice bite so after we can nap. Isn't anyone else tired? *yawn* Man I could go for a nice long sleep after that nice something-burger.

>>133284558
Fuck

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>>133297731

how retarded do you have to be to take his tweets to mean he was upset about this

he was shocked because dtjr just dumped incriminating emails on his own fucking twitter

seriously read the words how fucking retarded can you be

>>133283364
Post the fucking source you faggot

>>133298045
go back

>>133283364
>spending a year of your life on a nothing burger
>not spending 5 minutes speaking to lawyer to realize this does not violate a single law

Is Jared Yates Sexton legitimately retarded?

>>133284612

There is no way the wall will be built.

>>133298534
have u ever read a statute

legitimately curious

>>133283364
Why didn't Jr Kerflumph allow me to dribble out this diversion for nine months for maximum effect?

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>>133298534
> I wokd onv this ofr a yeer n d hej ust ttewed it out......... ho w cold jhe........

How the fuck is tumblr-tier typing allowed?

>>133284612
His racist wall will never get funding.

*Nothing technically illegal in the Jr's email transcript.*

Nothing flattering due to the last bit, but nothing illegal. But that's how politics works, you always have to meet with shady people with scoops on your opposing candidate.

>>133299317
so using illegally obtained information isn't illegal?
it's not like the Russians acquired their information, legally.

>>133284705

Confirmed by Buzzfeed,

>>133299526
There was nothing given an no implications they would be giving anything illegally obtained in the first place.

>>133298478

A week from now no one will be thinking about this dumb cuck.

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>>133283558
fpbp. OP is a fucking tardbro

>>133283364
>like. . um. . .

>>133299526
What information did he use?

>>133283558
this is a nothingburger if ive ever seen one

>>133285138
ew. . don't question his way of speaking. . that's gross and problematic. .

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>>133283558
>incriminating evidence
What crime now?

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>>133299881

the only reason he released them is because he knew the new york times were going to release them anyway

>>133284219
Is that Laika?

TALKING TO RUSSIAN PEOPLE IS ILLEGAL

Don't question this, only journalists are legally allowed to look into this matter. So all the information, you're going to get it through us.

>>133284513
giggled

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>>133283364
Almost

>>133284705
>Good reporting work
>Jared Yates Sexton

pick one.

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Whoa, our state-funded media is grilling Drumpf Jr HARD!

>>133284705
>a scientific process
listen I'm familiar with someone who is close to your thinking about an anonymous source that could possibly claim you're full of shit

>>133285138
The fact that only one other poster got the reference makes me sad.

>>133284705
>journalism is a scientific process
>reporting on a war somewhere is the same thing as performing a randomized and controlled experience to study how the world works

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>>133283364
SCOOPED

>>133283558

>incriminating evidence

I don't think you know what "incriminating" means

>>133283364
It took this idiot a year to find out about a meeting that Manafort and Kushner actually reported.

>>133283558
>tfw you live in country where people are so goddamned stupid that the corrupt leaders can openly admit to being more corrupt than previously thought and the shills for the populist side will literally cheer for their corruption because it their "side"

Trumpcucks are the lowest of the low

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>>133283364
>Sat on a story for a year
>Didn't drop it in October 2016

>>133285439
>Blow Gays

>>133284612
There's no way that he'll lead the charge against the Xeno Invaders.

>>133301882
Holy kek that's funny

>>133283364
I don't get it

>>133297731
Evidently it only takes a few minutes. Have you ever seen their Twitter accounts?

>>133283364
Trump and his family are completely insane in social media. Everything ends up so silly no one from the normal population actually believe it.

The (((reporters))) cant keep up and what would be a potentially serious issue gets treated as a joke.
(Pi^3)D Chess

Can a meme magician put the just look on this faggot?

>>133298320
I guess what is "the biggest story ever" to him is slightly less interesting to me than an old Archer episode

>>133299317
Is Trump Jr a moron? Sure.

Is this TREASON? No. Please stop insulting us

>>133299526
Where was it stated or implied the information was illegally obtained?

Plus the part where there was no information. Nor crime.

>>133306608
Jr has very much shown not to be a moron, but enjoy your fantasy.

How did all these smart people get outsmarted by a moron?

>>133283558
I'm in awe that Sexton still has a job after the CNN gif blunder.

>>133293270
this. this journalists awe and frustration really only makes sense if he was actually juggling the dirty work of engineering the entire story.

>>133309310
He's not a moron but neither is he a politician. That makes going up against him risky for a trained and we'll versed press or politician. It's like a pro poker player up against someone who has never played. They do unpredictable shot like go all in on a pair of twos with complete confidence and before you know it you're folding a full house. It's maddening to play against. Hilarious to watch.
He knows what he needs to win but doesn't think like them and they can't read or influence people like that

>>133283364
Took him a year to write the equivalent of a napkin scribbling? Definitely journalist material...

>>133294808
I hate you myg0t

>>133312094
At this point he's writing about 20-30 tweets all along the lines of "I...just...can't even..."
>this is a journalist in 2017