Bongistan

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>>133275839

Isn't that a circumcision tool my mutilated American friend?

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>>133275949
why are redditors always so anxious to bring this up?

>>133275949
The wording is vague enough you can get some good banter going
try harder

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>>133275839

I heard their version of CS:GO is limited... they remove the knives ingame and replace them for spoons!

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The police can't stop Devvo.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MvRgYjHNQxc

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>>133276163
No Canadians in my thread please

>>133276111
Isn't it only T side in the UK version, just like real life?

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>>133276111
Can confirm

>>133275949
I knew it was banned but is there an actual reason?

>>133276397
No reason needed
its gross

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>>133275839
OI BIN THAT KNIFE

DELET THIS

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>>133275839

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>>133276000
You're cutting it bloody close lad

>>133276393
were over the moon you binned that spoon!

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>>133275839

I am not sure if this is violates the 3 inch policy

I learned yesterday on /pol/ many US states have almost identical knife laws to Britain.

>It is illegal in Texas to own a gravity knife. It is illegal to open or conceal carry any knife with a blade over 5 ½ inches long, throwing knives or stars, dirks, daggers, stilettos, and other stabbing knives, bowie knives, swords, or spears.

Texas for example lel. Replace 5 inch with 3 inch. What is this?

>>133276330
>one of the first magazines to break the old taboo and start the decline to degeneracy
I can't understand your point here.

>>133276816
Texas passed a law recently
We can carry anything now, full broadsword or whatever we want
suck it

>>133276397
unedible items (plastic eggs) surrounded completely by edible items (chocolate) are banned.

>>133276468
>its gross
Jean de La Fontaine wrote a nice fable about a fox and the grape. Read it.

>>133277055
I just used Texas an example because, despite being a sub Mexican state, its renowned for extremely lenient firearm and self defence laws.

>>133277138
It's Aesop actually.

>>133275839
woah buddy, get that dangerous sword out of here. some brits might get triggered and ban the internet!

>>133276545
What the fuck? Did you not read the currency? That's not Britain, that's a dollar.

>>133277106
But it's a kinder egg, the whole point is that there's something inside, and anyone buying one knows this, besides, even if you didn't know for whatever reason, it's not like you'd put the entire thing in your mouth and swallow it whole.

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>>133275839
I've been ID'd at the supermarket for a basic cutlery set. Not even steak knives, Just a cheap, basic thing. I'm not even joking. The cucking is real.

>>133277564
retarded parents would give it to braindead 2 year olds and they would succumb to natural selection

>>133277564
>besides, even if you didn't know for whatever reason, it's not like you'd put the entire thing in your mouth and swallow it whole.
Well my friend...

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does britain have jogging helmets or is this just an australian thing?

>>133277887
Australian thing. Cyclists have to wear helmets though. Why joggers?

>>133277887
i mean they make sense around a beach where a decent amount of water is present

>>133277972
read the sign

>>133275974
Reported to the bobbies for unlicensed use of a floor

>>133277972
Australians are retarded and must protect their soft spot(s).
They also get a package of crayons instead o f food stamps.

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>>133277887
lol what the fuck

>>133277887
What if you weren't jogging, but you were running for a short distance?

>>133276000
dont be a loon
bin that spoon

>>133275839
Bin that knife

>>133278400
dont be a rawl
bin those balls

>>133278400
Do you have a TV licence for those eggs m8?

>>133276397
I think i heard something about not having enough non organic elements in the chocolate to be up to american standards for edible plastic.

>>133277887
>jogging helmet
>log your jog
How do a group of people who share an island with thousands of deadly animals and insects become this faggy?

>>133277564
why do you care so much, faggot? fucking sugarcucks

>>133278277
No helmet, no run. The nanny state says so.
Also make sure you log your jog honey, we need to know where you are at all times and that you're safe. Make sure you call a government nanny if you ever plan on staying out after 8pm. We worry about that new girlfriend of yours and think she might be a bad influence.

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>>133277974
underrated

>>133275839
List of bongcrimes:
>bringing a butter knife to work
>operand conditioning your pug to slightly elevate it's front limb
>criticizing Muslims
Have I forgotten anything?

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SKIMMED

>>133277887
>how to ban things without actually banning it

>>133278650
the british. all the alpha males are being portrayed as retarded retards by the media

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White children.

>>133278984
dont be a bassist
hide that racist

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Faggotry

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>>133278984
that is ironic

>>133279213
cute doggos. does anyone know what breed? i might get one

>>133278984
He might grow up to be a racist maybe
bin that baby.

>>133278984
>t.6% white

>>133279213
those look like MMA gloves

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>>133275839

>Oi u cheeky wankah! Is dat a knoife?

Truth be told if you pull a switchblade near a cop anywhere in the world, including the US you can bet your srry ass they will give you shit for doing it (as it should be).

>>133279413
dont be metallica
hide that swastika

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>>133279238
>>133279352
Careful, You're getting dangerously close to hate speech there.

>>133279557
dont get banned
hide that van

>>133279479

Also:

>kinder eggs
>absinthe
>Cuban Cigars
>drinking in public

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>>133279557
Even though it's a joke it's closer to the truth than I'd like to admit

>>133279725

>for burgers ofc

>>133279557
That's a nice model of transit. Don't see many of those old banana engine ones anymore which is a shame.

>>133279888
a shame only pedophiles use it though

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>>133279888
Since you bongs need licences for Tv's or some dumb shit there do you need some kind of endorsement on your drivers liscence if your vehicle has a television screen in it?

>>133280154
dont be a peevee
hide that tv

>>133275839
Shitskins.

>>133280154
Only mongs pay their tv license and only suicidal people have TVs in their vehicle.

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>>133279725

>>133280303
That's Portugal...

>>133278400
>Don't make me beg
>Stash that egg!

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Daily reminder that angles smaller than pic related is a Class I felony in the UK.

>>133280447
nice

>>133280480
please dont mangle
hide that angle

>>133280673
i never meant it
hide that dentist!

>>133280303

>loonies and crooks cannot hold arms

So unfair!

>>133277732
I got ID'd for a fucking paint scraper in B&Q once. The guy on the till was embarrassed as anything about it.

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>>133275839
You don't understand Britstain, Yank. *EVERYTHING* is potentially illegal here. For example, I heard about a man who was randomly searched by the filth, they found a screwdriver at the bottom of his backpack and he was charged and convicted of "going equipped" [for burglary].

>>133280914
>hunting rifles will protect me from the government

>>133280914
That's not what that is though. Even in the UK, if we had the exact same licensing process we do now but after passing that licensing process we were free to own anything from handguns to .50 cals, I'd be a lot happier. EU legislation dictates it needs to be all scattered around so its a fucking month/year long process to get any real firearms in European countries (most).

>>133276397
The small toys inside are apparently a choking hazard for small children is what I heard. We have them in Canada and I shit you not the border guards will confiscate them if you are trying to cross the border into the states.

>>133281173
This. You can carry a machete, say you were at your allotment, and continue walking (if stopped at all) on a good day. Then on a bad day you have some mug harassing you about a 3 inch knife. Our laws are ridiculous and are enforced depending on the will of the police.

>>133281248

>AR's and .50 calibers

If you about to be stormed by a fucking army no handgun can save you. Burgers just keep pushing this nonsense because... well, everyone likes to have weapon, and the bigger the better. Who doesnt want the ability to kill someone at a pull of a trigger?

That doesnt mean that everyone should though or that its best for the community. I dont want to live in fucking Brazil where people get guns pointed at their heads over ridiculous road rage incidents (so I've heard from some of them).

>>133281988

>*if you are about

>>133281988
I'm a full supporter of the right to bear arms no matter how much burgers persist on arguing for it while not understanding Europe or how firearms differ here to there. The concept of, even criminals, not being armed (which is almost ENTIRELY the case in the UK) is foreign to them.

But once you prove you are sane, through whatever licensing program that is which I won't elaborate on now because its not relevant, you should be free to own handguns, semi automatics, automatics, .50 cals, anything you want.

>>133281988
>>133281988
we've been in a war with shitskin goatherders wearing flip-flops and armed with soviet-era AK's for the last decade and a half

>>133277972
>Cyclists have to wear helmets though.

No we don't.

The only requirements are front and rear reflectors, and lights if cycling at night.

>>133282640
My bad. Every cyclist queer I've ever seen had a helmet on.

If its not law, it must just be incase the car or bus they're slowing down decides to ram into the back of them.

>>133276524
im not sticking my dick in anything with a motor in it.

>>133282789

To be fair, I only take the bike out on the road when I think it'll be too wet for the horse.

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>>133278652
>why do you care so much, faggot? fucking sugarcucks
I'm not a sugar cuck, I only buy kinder eggs for the toy, I give the chocolate to my dog.

>>133284089
dont be a sploggo
free that doggo

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>>133275839
Planning on living in UK for a while, am i safe?

>>133285075
dont be a spade
bin that blade

>>133277564
The law was made back when the FDA was first established, before Kinder Eggs even existed.

>>133285075
Yes

>>133275839

>a caucasian pair of testicles

>>133285075
Unironically don't come. We get a lot of shit since, despite not meeting one person that can attest to hating Poles, apparently the evil Nazi Brits don't like you, and now they're setting up retarded Polish centers in places like Newcastle and organising rallies against (((hate))) with the Muslims in the community. Poland is either one big meme or the shit cleaners we get here in the UK aren't real Poles.

>>133278984
MODS MODS MODS

>>133277974
Jeremy Corbyn didn't win the election though.

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>>133285790
As far as I'm aware of, the situation in the north isn't as tense as in other places. Got an opportunity to study in Scotland so unless there will be some radical movements among poeple living there, I think I might have a chance to finish them without serious problems.

>I'd have to leave my pocket knife to avoid arrest

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any calibre of bolt action rifle
suppressors
shotguns
gay marriage

>>133277887
>collisions
lel

>>133280277
I have TVs in the headrests of my SUV for the rear passengers to enjoy on long road trips.

>>133275839
I actually bought a set of those little knives. They're cheap, but they're actually really good for small tasks. I use that particular one to trim candles.

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>>133275839

>>133276301
Devvo did his very last fucking show at my uni and I didn't go because it was a £40 ticket event, and I didn't know any of the other acts. It was his last stop on a farewell tour, I do kind of wish I'd gone.

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>>133275839
Are sick repeating numbers aloud?

>>133286868
Nah the situation in the north is sound. 45 minutes outside of London and you wouldn't know there was a caliphate. Get in now because it won't be that way in a generation or 2 when birth rates kick in. But yeah, honestly, anywhere north of London, and if you do a firm right or left turn, skipping Birmingham, is fine.

Scotland/Northern England are doubly fine.

>>133286946

>Shotguns

Just double barrels or pump/semi?

>>133277887
DUH RUH DUUUH ME AUZSTALIAN NEED WEAR ME HELMOOT WEHEN I GO OYTSIDE MUMMY SAY I HURT ME HEAD IFF NO WEAR MY HELMI

>>133288709
You can own semi-automatic shotguns with a section 2 on your Firearms certificate, which along with section 1 is the easiest permit to get, but for example the Mossberg 500 is limited to 2 in a chamber, same with the Benneli m4. Our laws are dumb. We've perfected the art of automatic rifles that aren't actually automatic, that aren't semi-automatic either but stand right in between with the law.

>>133286946
>any calibre of bolt action rifle
>suppressors
>shotguns
You're forgetting that to own any type of firearm you have to have a chat with the police to convince them to give you a licence. You have to give a "valid reason" why you need a gun, and wouldn't you know it self-defence is not considered valid.
Basically unless you shoot for sport and can prove it, or you own a farm, you're not getting a gun.

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>>133285075

>>133288709
pretty much anything.

>>133288993
Section 2 licences are easier to get.

>>133288993
Mate, 6 months at a gun club is probable cause for getting a firearms certificate. Why do you make it out to be an impossible procedure? FEO's are extremely lenient.

>>133286868
That's a butterfly knife. i hope you're comfortable with getting raped in prison repeatedly for 18 years if you plan on carrying it here.

>>133289106
You can get a section 1 and section 2 license at the same time. They're both a piece of piss when you take in the overall procedure. Even getting a full on your FAC for semiautomatics isn't hard.

A section 5, which is anything from a (real) AR-15 to an RPG, is hard. A firearms certificate or shotgun certificate isn't.

>>133289255
I only have a section 2, but when i renew my licence im applying for a section 1.

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>>133289353
I got my FAC renewed last August, took me 7 months to get the H&K416 added on to my certificate but I've got it now. What's your justification in legal terms? Clays or something? Everyone I knew just got a section 1 & 2 on the same time.

>>133289540
yeah, im part of my university shooting society and we shoot clays often. Im applying for the FAC to shoot target and practical shotgun and practical rifle. it took less than a month to get y licence because my county has the highest firearm ownership.

>>133279725
absinthe actually isnt banned anymore. you just cant have anything on the label saying that it has psychodelic properties, which it doesnt anyway

>>133289247
I value my life more than fancy cutlery, I'm not a dumb slav. It just feels better to have this in hands instead of gay fidget spinners when I work on something.

>>133280673
underrated

>>133289775
Same. I live in Northumberland, and it took me just over a month to get a co-terminous SGC. It knocked me back £5000 on my first go around and I only had 6 guns on my license so when I added others (before the renewal), it took me 7-10 months each time. FEO's don't care about that stuff.

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GET BACK!!

I'M TAKING OVER THIS THREAD, NO ONE NEEDS TO GET HURT.

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>>133279557
we have assault van bollards now

>>133278650

Nearly everyone lives in nanny cities here.

>>133276397
Because your low IQ children will choke on it.

>>133290097
I'm from Sussex, within 2 weeks of sending my section 2 application off i had my interview. I installed a 6 gun cabinet and bought my first shotgun the day after getting my certificate. in all i think i spent close to £1000 for the certificate, shotgun and safe alone. Not a cheap sport but a lot of fun.

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>>133276000
watch out laddy that tactical spoon is a hazardous object and will be confiscated.

>>133290803
You will get a shit safe for 1000 quid. Is it even bolted to the ground? What kind of shotgun did you get?

>>133290803
Mate when the FEO came around for the interview I failed the gun locker bit because it wasn't bolted to the wall. I had it tied to an open circuit by a piece of wire. He came around 2 weeks later, and it was sorted. Didn't get my certificate for another 5 days after that though.

>>133291097
You can get gun lockers on ebay for less than 100 quid mate. I have an 8-10 locker that was just over 400 quid.

>>133290803
Oh fuck, I'm from Sussex. Whereabouts are you from?

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clocks

>>133277887
So if someone in a helmet runs up and steals your phone and runs away, but you dont have a helmet do you get arrested instead for chasing him

>>133291097
spent £120 on a 6 gun safe. Its bolted to a brick wall and floor. I bought a Webley and Scott 951 from a shop in Hampshire.

>>133291315
i had to lift mine up a set of stairs to get it in place, and had to buy new bolts as the ones it came with were cheap shit.

>>133291382
Chichester.

>>133291669
Well keep it up friend. Second time encountering a fellow bong gun owner on /pol/. It's nice to see. I know gun ownership isn't as rare in the UK as these anonymongs would have you think, but it's a dying sport here by far.

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>>133276964

>>133288993
paying 50 quid a year to a gun club and showing up once in a while is really difficult, right?
you don't need to convince the police of anything. they just want to see you aren't fucking mental and know how to store and use your gun and ammunition safely.
also your farmer comment shows you don't know what you're talking.
most farmers don't even have guns. they pay people like me to shoot vermin for them you twat.
farmers got better things to do than crawl around in the bushes at the crack of dawn trying to shoot roe dear.

>>133291980
Lel this. His farmer comment is laughable. There are registered SGC owners in the UK that are 12 year old for clay shooting.

>>133276072
Because it's hilarious to think something so innocent is banned in the "land of the free", also quite nice to turn the tables on Americans to mock ridiculous UK bans.

How come Americans can take the banter but not receive it? Seems to be a thing on /pol/ for some reason.

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electricity

>>133277887

>log your jog online before leaving home

What the actual fuck

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feeding the pigeons

>>133291862
Shame its declining in popularity, if it gets too bad im jumping ship and heading for the US. Ive only seen a few other gun owning brits on /pol/, sadly.

>>133276397
there's a toy inside, so its a choking hazard

>>133277887

>collisions
I remember in middle school running top speed through the hallway and colliding with the principal as he was walking down the stairs. Neither of us was wearing a helmet, and all that happened was that he cussed at the top of his lungs, I apologized for not looking where I was going while running top speed, and we went on our way. I'm not entirely convinced that two joggers colliding with one another is going to cause serious head injury, such that a helmet is necessary.

>>133279238
>xD YOURE 56% xDDDD
Don't act like you aren't on the way to 56%

>>133292605
I'd head to Northern Ireland and get one of those PPWs for conceal carry they give away like candy there before going to America. I love their gun ownership rights in states don't get me wrong but the rest of it I can't get on board with.

I've heard of PSNI handing over PPWs to farmers threatened by animal rights activists & people with threats made to their property, etc. Due to a case in 1970 where they were sued by the family of a man who applied for conceal carry but was turned down so now they really do just give them away for menial reasons. Theres 10k owners. Kinda remarkable since NI is part of the UK, and conceal carry is an unthinkable evil to mention anywhere in mainland Britain.

>>133292853
We were 91% white British as of the 2011 census, and 85% white. We're on our way, but if hypotheticals is the land you live in, then you're already a Mexican-Negro state.

>>133281988
Brazil has incredibly strict gun laws though.

And yes you can, tons of groups have stops Superior militaries with hunting rifles and shit.

>>133293003
>Brazil has incredibly strict gun laws though.
Check out channels like Active Self Protection on youtube, or gore channels. Every other vid is from Brazil. That place is insanity.

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>>133286946

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>Britain
Maybe In Scotland only.

>>133292879
Labour really fucked us after Dunblane. I wish they'd give out conceal carry licences in England but i highly doubt it will happen. My father is American so it wouldn't be hard for me to move there and get citizenship. I prefer the open laws in states like Texas. While i like the Northern Irish laws, i don't think it would be enough.

>>133275839

>be in britain
>have the opinion that homosexuality is a sin
>be locked in a cage by the government for having said opinion

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/7668448/Christian-preacher-arrested-for-saying-homosexuality-is-a-sin.html

>>133276397
It was temporarily restricted because of laws against non-edible shit being inside food. The "ban" only lasted a few months.

Kinder chocolate is low quality and the "toy" is a tiny paper hat and disappointing other bits that make the hat look good in comparison.

>>133293626
I think if firearm legislation in the UK was to change it would stem from 1) a reasonable and intelligent government realizing having 40 bits of legislation, some over a century old, dedicated to 1-matter issues isn't smart 2) it'll be in light of recent attacks, and people feeling defenceless.

It sounds like insanity now, but the only reason people can own and conceal carry handguns in Northern Ireland is because of some of the exact same issues we're seeing, and will be seeing over the next decades, in England.

Either way, if legislation doesn't change, when shit hits the fan, gun ownership will be on the rise more than it already is - whether illegal or legal.

>>133277887

AU are you serious?

How does anyone in here let you live that down?

Also, curious, are you currently wearing a helmet to type?

>>133281396
lies, you can buy them all you want.

>>133293631

>charged him with using abusive or insulting language, contrary to the Public Order Act.

UK, please explain the Public Order Act.

Why do they not lock up Mudslimes who preach Sharia loudly, within the earshot of others?

Why do you hate your own native white population?

>>133293923
Couldn't agree more. It's why i love organisations like Firearms UK and how much attention this issue is getting. If when i finish my degree the law doesnt change in England with regards to conceal carry, im 100% moving straight to the US.

>>133294259
Because of """institutionalised racism""" in the UK that apparently existed at the time of Stephen Lawrence's murder. And ""police harassment"" of niggers in London (for obvious reasons) which received outrage in light of American niggers making progress in your shithole for similar causes. The government forced a diversity budget, administration team and management on to every police department in the country. "Racism" on a case file will ruin a police officers career. Besides from that, because police are unarmed, they are subject to mob rule more so (and are generally liberal as fuck). They will attack 10 white people over 1000 angry Muslims.

>>133294303
That guy was on Sky News 2 years ago apologizing, admitting he's a fat ginger autist lel.

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>>133294529
Gonna read up on Firearms UK. Give Arm Britain a look over if you ever had time. They're largely the people responsible for getting Tony Martin, the home owner who killed a burglar, out of prison 30 years before he was originally going to be, by a retarded justice system which criminalizes self defence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5qfooovwYU

>>133290781
but the only cases of choking to death on them happened in the uk

>>133294578

>"Racism" on a case file will ruin a police officers career

Why? Does your police force, or population for that matter, HONESTLY agree with this forced (((multiculturalism)))?

For instance, if racism was on a "record" of an employee I was looking to hire, I would probably favor that assuming they were using prejudice wisely.

>>133295071
That's because we've thought about this stuff and been confronted with it. Normal people, as you probably know, do use the word "racist" as basically a way to discredit people. And in employment terms, it works.

This may not matter if you were a plumber or something, but for law enforcement it does.

>>133292210
You're a faggot and no one gives a shit, just like that bong soldier who was decapitated by your Somali nigger, or those 1400 children who were ripped up the cunt by Pakis, no one gives a shit
Banning a chocolate with a toy in it doesn't make America just as awful as your 1984 tier shit hole.

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>>133275839
>>133285075
BE A WINNER
BIN THAT SPINNER

>>133294810
i'll be sure to have a look at Arm Britain. Peter Hitchens wrote a fantastic article on this subject.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/columnists/article-173487/Why-I-demand-right-carry-gun.html

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>>133295306
>1984 tier shit hole
Oh yeah, about that...

>>133295299

From what I've seen, your entire police force is white.

Are you suggesting that the entirety of it is also raging SJWs? Does this explain why they're so fucking weak?

>>133295306
>Banning a chocolate with a toy in it doesn't make America just as awful as your 1984 tier shit hole.
Many other things do.
52% """"white""""(20-35% real European), with white children already being a minority. A quarter of said whites have Indian, semite or negro blood. Your executive branch, senate, party leaders, all public assemblies and supreme court work contrary to your country. Possibly the most important part of the United States system which granted citizenship and the right of settlement to whites only is forgotten. You have it pretty fucking awful.

>>133295830

Perhaps, but the personal protection I own would get me multiple life sentences in your "free" (((country)))

>>133295652
Pretty much the whole country is white. We have no real sizable minorities. I think the largest are Indians and Pakis ranging at 1.5%/1.7%. These things just have government backing, government money and both political & popular support. I don't want to speak for individual police officers, I've had FEO's tell me they hate firearm laws, and have had police officers tell me they don't agree with weed laws, etc, but they are still bound to their jobs. It's a public scare tactic Tommy Robinson has discussed that works. People who are mortgaged up, and need their jobs won't play around with politics openly if it risks that (and it does.)

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>>133296170
What do you own? That might not be necessarily true. I think I've made it clear I'm pro-firearms in this thread, but dying during the 5th term of your future Negro Dictator isn't honourable. 52% white isn't fixable. It's South Africa/Rhodesia tier.

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>>133296177
>Pretty much the whole country is white.
outside of London*
Very important to state.
Also equally important to state, most of this stuff COMES from London and was forced on the rest of the country. This so-called """institutionalised racism""" was only in London, it was the only place with niggers, and then the rest of the UK got stuck with their stupid restrictions. Scotland managed to stop a few, like being able to buy basic cutlery under 18.

>>133296259
>>133296378
>>133296450

freedom to chose to do what you like with your own money re: gambling online or playing poker

freedom to chose what to do with your own body - if you want to sell sex then as with gambling it isn't up to some moral police to tell you you can't

freedom to drink beer before you're age 21... any age at home, 16 in a restaurant/pub with a meal and 18 for general drinking in bars/nightclubs

>>133296761
>freedom to chose what to do with your own body - if you want to sell sex then as with gambling it isn't up to some moral police to tell you you can't
This should be illegal (and is if traditional prostitution is what you're talking about and not a legal loophole). It's moral degradation.

Drinking culture is huge in the UK and history shows you can't stop it. But bragging about the huge amounts of teenage drinking we have in this country, and the mobs of drunken under 16s that crowd up council estates on night times is nothing to be proud of.

>>133296170
but you don't really need 'personal protection' in the UK

you're fucked anyway if akhmed blows himself up, if he comes at you with knives (well that is pretty rare) but you can run or fight

fortunately though we don't have a large % of blacks with easy access to firearms

>>133277562
It's Straya, so close enough

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>>133297072
>but you don't really need 'personal protection' in the UK
You're ridiculous. Is this why they license 10,000 personal protection weapons (PPW, conceal carry) in Northern Ireland? Or why the UK has 3 million gun owners?

I understand Americans have no fucking clue what the UK is like, and don't understand the concept of even criminals being unarmed like basically ALL cases in Britain, but why the fuck should self defence be illegal because "hurr durr u cant stop an explosion"?

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>>133297072

>you don't really need 'personal protection' in the UK

Yes, good goy, the mommy state will take care of everything. We'll decide when you need to be armed and when you are to die.

>>133296259
>>133296378

pokeherbrownstar amirite

>>133296969
prostitution isn't illegal - some activities surrounding prostitution are such as running a brothel or soliciting - but nothing is stopping a self employed escort from providing services

no one is glamourising teenage binge drinking but in the US a kid can't even have a class of wine with Christmas dinner or a beer in the school dining hall as part of an after match dinner with a rival school's rugby team etc..

>>133275839
>moved into a new house with a nice big kitchen
>fuck it
>splash out £550 on a set of super fancy japanese knives
>pay for it on my credit card
>the dibble can track my purchases
>waiting for them to smash my door down any minute now

>>133276378

S A V A G E

>>133276397
choke hazard

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>>133277887
>collision

>>133297470
Well, I think prostitution should be illegal as an open display and any form of promotion. At the least, decriminalized.

As for drinking, agree. I know what you mean. There's absolutely no point of legislating whether or not a 16 year old can drink a pint of beer with dinner. It will happen anyway. Its a social sort of thing.

>>133276393

LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>133296534

Birmingham, Rotherham, etc etc etc are all in London?

>>133277887
You don't even need a helmet to ride a motorcycle here.

>>133297322
Northern Ireland is a different situation and most of those are for armed forces members and police, my comment should have been Britain rather than UK

why the UK has 3 million gun owners is little to do with personal protection

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>>133297672
Forgot to mention Birmingham.

20 minutes outside of Rotherham is 90% white believe it or not.

>>133297719
>why the UK has 3 million gun owners is little to do with personal protection
No, it doesn't. As a legal technicality it might, but whether primary or secondary in function, self defence is always a thought when being granted a firearms or shotgun certificate in the UK.

Why is Northern Ireland a different situation to the UK? Those 10,000 conceal carriers aren't all on an IRA hitlist, with ginger Irishmen hunting them down. 1% of cases equal that. 99% are bogus reasons like farmers threatened by animal rights activists. Yet they have virtually 0 crime rate amongst them. Why can't we do the same in the rest of the UK if conceal carry works so well in NI?

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>>133277887
oh my god I can't believe this is real.
aussies how have you not revolted yet?

>>133297434
seems to have worked out so far - you guys fought us over taxes then claimed it was for 'muh freedoms' - aside from being able to own guns and having a bigger murder rate as a result you're not really any more 'free' - have just highlighted areas where you're less free...

why does your mommy state not let you gamble online for example?

>>133298067
Lel at my local allotments some guy keeps 2 german shepherds chained in. I guess that would be worse.

>>133277732
>>133281090

Holy fuck I thought it was a silly /pol/ meme its just too ridiculous and bizarre. You're fucking with us right? You let a bunch of violent niggers and pakis in your country and now you can't even freely buy spoons?

>>133275839
me

>>133298144
Gun ownership was legal in pre-Revolution America. This clearly isn't a topic you've done much research on.

There's thousands of studies which show the presence of firearms in civilian hands both decrease crime in practice, and help decrease motivation of crime in particular areas. The UK has almost equal levels of violent crime to the US per capita, simply committed with tools other than firearms.

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>>133298067
I cannot believe this shit, what is wrong with the rest of the english speaking world?
I walk around with a fucking handgun and a knife everywhere I go, with no permit, and it's perfectly legal.
All british colonies are slaves except the US

>>133276000
>high velocity spoon
Nice try

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>>133280447
nice

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>>133276524
How did I not know about this?
Got to check amazon prime day sales.

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>>133298298
>All british colonies are slaves except the US
The absolute fucking nerve on you. Is this your first week on /pol/? There's enough reasons in this thread alone as to why thats not even remotely true.

>>133281988

That same military can't quite crush a bunch of illiterate dunecoons using 50 year old ak47s.

>>133297838
Long Live Northern Ireland

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>>133298298
>All british colonies are slaves except the US
ok m8 make sure you dont cross the road at an inappropriate place

>>133276397
some lardtard swallow the whole thing a died

>>133285075
Lol no

>>133281988

the problem isn't guns its niggers. look at switzerland etc.

>>133298049
>Why can't we do the same in the rest of the UK if conceal carry works so well in NI?

because you probably just made up those stats - got a source for 99% of PPWs being issued for bogus reasons?

biggest reason is being employed by the security services, next biggest is likely being an informant or being at risk from paramilitaries for some reason other than being employed by the security serivces

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>>133276524
>>133283130

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>>133276009
Yeah. Keeps our dicks cleaner and gives more sensitivity. Thank the Jews for that. Nice try Rabbi

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>>133297698
Only in glorious New Hampshire. Build a wall on the Mass border.

>>133275839
You know spyderco make a UK pocket knife specifically for our retarded knife laws?

>>133298296

firearms were legal in the UK too back then, I'm not seeing the relevance of highlighting that?

as for them decreasing crime... that's why your murder rate is higher then and you have so many more shootings

other crime stats are a bit harder to compare as what classifies as assault or related offences differs between countries etc.. but murder is a bit more consistent and your rate is higher - not exactly rocket science why that is

>>133298583
>got a source for 99% of PPWs being issued for bogus reasons?
Absolutely not. I do have sources for many, many bogus reasons why PPWs have been licensed and the PSNI website says nothing to do with terror. You can be granted a PPW in Northern Ireland for any reason, it isn't ex-IRA targets (though thats how it started out). By "bogus" I just meant non-direct threats to lives.

https://www.psni.police.uk/advice_information/firearms/

Also PSNI aren't allowed to confirm these threats directly, as they were sued in the 70s by the family of a man who died, after applying for a PPW.

Farmers threated by animal rights activists, again, peoples properties threatened. Why the hell are you making up reasons on a topic you haven't researched? No where in PSNI's guidelines does it mention anything about security services. In fact, it mentions the opposite, that PSNI cannot be biased based upon profession and neither deny or accept an application based off that alone. Police officers can conceal carry on a seperate permit, which isn't PPW.

>>133275949
>Be a Burger on Easter Sunday
>YESSSS MY NEW CHOCOLATE EGG
>Tentatively unwrap the white and orange foil from the egg, hands trembling.
>Actual milk chocolate shell around white chocolate egg!
>It's b-beautiful..
>Get excited and raise egg to my lips, jowel trembling in anticipation.
>Bite down on half of the egg and inhale toy.
>Die.

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>>133298446
>The absolute fucking nerve

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This sort of apologist attitude is why your ancestors will never take power from your government, and why mine came to the US.

I am free to do whatever the fuck I want, and if you had any balls, you would flee that socialist wasteland and come to the last remaining bastion of freedom on earth, the USA.

>>133298144

Yes disarming citizens worked very well 70 years ago for most of western Europe, right?

Oh that's right, we bailed you out - again.

>>133277185
>its renowned for extremely lenient firearm and self defence laws.

lol no it's not, you need a permit to open carry in Texas and need to take classes to get a concealed carry permit. Carry laws in liberal states are more lax.

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>>133298949
Because you're talking about freedoms being gained, etc, in a completely modern context ignoring the fact the right to bear arms comes from the UK and existed in the entire English world at that time, and then you're making dodgy arguments trying to justify why Britain doesn't need guns, and how we don't need 'personal protection' - I find your mentality completely fucking disgusting to be quite honest.

Violent crime, per capita, is the same in the UK as in the Us.

>>133299009
I've already said it, but you're an embarrassment. You're 52% white, minority birth rates, and will be grappling over land in a Rhodesia style grab in 20 years. I mean, looking at your senate, supreme court, executive branch, party leaders, your last election and your current president, how the fuck can you have the nerve to claim this? Lel.

>>133298517
sad thing is they've got a higher rate of road deaths than us

jay walking was invented and lobbied for by the US car companies - that's the other great thing about the land of 'freedom' - corporate interests spend millions on lobbying and have massive influence over government policy

>>133276347
had one of these in grade 4 and the thing was as big as my head. Naturaly as a kid I flipped the thing in the air every time I was in class. One day I threw it way too hard and it hit some another kid in the head. Never got it back from the teacher but damn was that a good month.

>>133291980

holy shit you sound like a texas redneck that kills boars for a living. we can shoot them from hot air balloons now (helicopters were too loud and expensive)

post pics of british rednecks

>>133299156
Okay... that doesn't change the fact Texas is still renowned for firearm laws around the world... It's 1) known as a barren desert 2) easy firearm laws 3) little Mexico.

>>133299009
Your do historically illiterate its embarrasing Britian has done more to take power away from the monarchy/Government than any country in the world you might want to read up on the English civil wars and the Magna Carta

>>133298561
bullshit comparison though as the high rate of gun ownership is through compulsory national service where militia members keep an issued assault rifle but often no ammunition locked away at home

>>133277887

JOG IN THE LOG

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>>133299292
>post pics of british rednecks
They don't exist. That's just pre-WW2 gun culture I guess.

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>>133298517

Oh man, that the US is more free in every way than the UK is such an obvious point that I don't even have to say anything.

You and I both know it's true, the only question is how much you can apologize for your intrusive government and make excuses as to why you haven't done anything about it (or ever will).

>>133299414
>>133299009
Also this. The Bill of Rights 1689, the Act of Settlement 1701, the Magna Carta, the English Civil War, the Glorious Revolution etc,

England, rather Anglos, are the founders of modern liberal and democratic ideology. We experimented with republicanism and blended it with monarchism, and were the first to do so since the Fall of Rome.

I don't think thats particularly a good thing, but the UK is where it comes from.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_of_Rights_1689#Provisions_of_the_Act

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>>133275839
>Be British
>Try to buy lemons
>Get arrested for having expired lemon license

>>133299217
>Violent crime, per capita, is the same in the UK as in the Us.
No it isnt,in Britain we categorize more crimes as "Violent" which skews the statistics

>>133277974
This thread is for things that are illegal in Bongland, not encouraged.

>>133299015
what difference would it have made? most germans supported hitler - they weren't going to be up for overthrowing any 'tyranny' in 1939... as for other countries - there wasn't exactly a shortage of weapons for any able bodied man who wanted to fight

>>133299670
>No it isnt,in Britain we categorize more crimes as "Violent" which skews the statistics

Let's say this is true, and if it is the UK still has some of the violent crime rates in Europe, why the fuck does that mean we shouldn't be allowed firearms? You should be allowed firearms in a 100% crime free paradise.

>>133299556
Why are you spamming pictures of Trump like its still the election you spastic? We've all been watching Trump and saw the turn out.

>>133299414
then what went wrong?

Oh right, all of the aggressive freedom fighters went to the new world, and the UK was left with only the weak and submissive

I see no alternative explanation for your countries current state

>>133298997
>One week later Tyrone Johnson M.D. finishes his autopsy.
>LIL KANG FUCKED UP MANE
>Tyrone fishes a miniature plastic truck out of the medical grade stainless steel tray.
>The room erupts into clapping- only 3 weeks taken to make this prognosis.
>White Hispanic nurses stare on starry-eyed at the bright young doctor, an up and coming star under the new affirmative action program.
>2 weeks later Huffpost publishes a scathing critique of Kinder Eggs.
>2 weeks after that Congress passes new legislation to ban chocolate eggs with inedible parts inside.

>>133299217
I'm not ignoring that the right came from England - it just isn't particularly relevant - they currently have lax gun control, we don't

violent crime isn't the same... it isn't a straightforward comparison but their murder rate can be easily compared

>>133279213

Just your average britains being submissive to their dominant police state. Remember not to badthink.

>>133277887
>Jogging helmet
Good idea. Hopefully they'll pass a law requiring people to wear typing gloves.

>>133299664
also need a vinegar licence

>>133276397

Women being allowed in politics.

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>>133289008
>foreigners steal jobs
>foreigners just take shitty jobs
>foreigners just sit on benefits
>foreigners are just criminals
Make your mind up lol

>>133275839
Remember: zip ties are greatest enemies of eternal anglo. They can't win against them.

>>133299856
>then what went wrong?
The same thing with you. Population differences, like it being written for a population of 100k citizens, now applied to an excess of 50 million. In your case, 200,000 from 350,000,000. Modern society which dictates means for larger government control in some areas, like medical panels for example, modern warfare administrative centers that define unacceptable/acceptable warfare, central banking advancement. All of this.

How the fuck can you not know that modern liberal ideology comes from Britain though? Our parliament invented this single handedly. The right to bear arms was Anglo Saxon law from 900 AD.

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>>133275839

>>133299556
how can it be more free in every way when there are areas you're objectively not more free which have been clearly highlighted

like gambling online or even crossing the fucking road at a safe spot despite there not being an official crossing point

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>>133299854
hahahaha

oh god
attacking pictures

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>you have no arguments

Just retreat back to your rock like your great grandpa did

>>133299727

This post along with current UK law is absolute proof that your people never learn.

>>133298517
>>133299247
>red light OK
>person OK
>totally ignoring the red do not walk light
lotta bongs 'll shamble the ol' think cap, wot wot

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>>133300222
>white people existing in britain
wew lad

>>133299421

If you take the niggers out of the equation US gun violence rates are comparable to Switzerland. But Switzerland doesn't even have ammo you say? US whites have a bunch of guns and tons of ammo stockpiled and we have comparable gun violence rates to ammo-less white Switzerland, thats fucking amazing! USA wins again! USA USA USA USA USA

>>133299885
So why shouldn't we own firearms? Everyone of your issues has been tackling a single issue point. Give me one reason why British people shouldn't be able to own firearms.

>>133300290
I attacked your arguments here >>133300186 >>133295830 >>133296302 and >>133299217

It's just cringey you mong. You're posting the guy who backed out on campaign promises to bomb Syria then sit his daughter at the G20. He's lost his appeal but you're using it as some sort of symbol of how free you are from the rest of the world, what, with your 52% white state, declining white birth rate, cities with higher murder rates than Iraq and a government dedicated to offing you.

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>>133275949
>>133298997
>>133290781
>being this booty blasted you have to defend your chocolate toys reputation
>thinking we dont have access to 1000x better quality than that shit
>meanwhile i stroke the barrel on my ar15 and clean out her hot steamy ejection port

ah. feels great to have self defense capabilities greater than a plastic spork.

>>133299556
>Oh man, that the US is more free in every way than the UK is such an obvious point that I don't even have to say anything.
Britain ranks higher in economic freedom
>http://www.heritage.org/index/ranking


And the CATO institute which is an American libertarian think tank ranks the United Kingdom above the United states overall for freedom
>https://object.cato.org/sites/cato.org/files/human-freedom-index-files/human-freedom-index-2016-country-prodifles-updated-2.pdf

any of your 'muh freedoms' yanks found your concealed carry firearms useful in standing up to an oppressive local government that will take your stuff for literally no reason?

Or would you just comply with the officer and then face a complete farce of a legal process if stopped by one of these civil forfeiture patrols?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kEpZWGgJks

face it - none of you will ever actually use your freedom firearms to fight the government and owning them doesn't stop you from getting completely cucked in these situations - best you can do is carry them to feel a bit safer around blacks, which wouldn't be an issue if blacks didn't have access to them in the first place

>>133300290
Also Washington was British m8

Are brits allowed kitchen knives?