/pol/ Parliament-Day Two

In about two hours I have to head to work so if new thread needs to be made someone else will have to take over
Ideally PM

We also are still working on a drafting of the constitution
Starting with a preamble
Some progress was made

>>133270157
Hey everyone!
I just got up, so give me a moment while i have breakfast and whatnot, then we'll do a roll call

>>133270881
Alright welcome back

Here

Tragically I dont think South African Parliament can be beaten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZBWykn5iQw

>>133271767
Anyone have honorable member photos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_8wLKy3-Sc

>>133271695
I forgot to change the party in my name, but I will be going it as an independent today. I don't think I had enough in common with the other cucks on the issues.

I think we should do the roll call on the hour here

>>133272332
Yeah sure might take a bit to get the ball rolling >>133272331
Did they develop a platform? I just recall a stunning growth rate towards the end

>>133272509
oh yeah, i saw your pastebin, and it was pretty awful, no offence. gimme a minute and ill send you my one

Checking in

>>133272990
None taken
Just had to try to salvage my list from my laptop when it started fucking up

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checking in and ready to tag team some plebians with my RMP boys and the Globalists

>>133272509
No platform as far as I was aware. The party's rhetoric just seems centered around an overall hatred of anything white. I'm more interested in balancing between the left and right to get small concessions.

>>133273145
Youre foreign minister right?

>>133273130
here you go
https://pastebin.com/vBkcUF5H
your counts were off too, so here are the official ones
>>133273145
whaddup

>>133273248
yeah August appointed me, should I include it in the name field?
this is my first /pol/ parliament so I don't know all the procedures

>>133273178
Thats always fun. I had to abandon a party before because of an absolutely retarded coalition. Knights Templars joined with Nat Soc which worked fine, and but then some wanted to add the cult of kek. Which unsurprisingly did not work with a party devoted to purging of heresies and other cults

Law on the voting system. Yay for open list proportional representation D'Hondt method or nay for first past the post

Shit got to get my trip on
>>133273433
Its mostly for ego but yes generally include position

>>133273483
Last year I led a small Kekist party, the Theocratic Kek Party (TKP). If I wasn't sick of the Kek meme, I would've brought it back.

I'm still looking for more people to join my party

http://polparliament.wikia.com/wiki/Conan_Nationalist_Party

>>133273433
yes, put it in your name as i did with prime minister
who doesnt want to show off their fancy titles?
also, a question. are you still party leader, or would it be customary to make the PM his party's leader? if you want to stay as leader thats fine, just asking

>>133273654
make an official bill, titled Bill VIII, and i'll add it to my docket

>>133273685
It was fucking reddit like usual that ruins everything
Which is stupid because they dont even have a numerical Ouija

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>>133273709
excellent
>>133273665
You can do the party lead thing, you seem to know what you're doing.
I'm an amerishart so this whole parliament thing doesn't really come naturally to me.

Do we have an updated
seating chart?

>>133274307
fair enough.

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>>133274419
soon as we do roll call i will have an updated seating chart. here is yesterday's for comparison later

>>133274419
I want a roll call before making one
A lot of people joined just as session ended and I want to see who is actually here to stay
PM might

>>133274560
hopefully Justinian and Hobbes are back today

>>133274560
I'm throwing my hat in with the Globalist Jew Party. They're not my first choice for domesticating humanity but I believe politics is about compromise.

>>133274560
Roll call soon or do you want to wait a bit more

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>>133270157
Welcome gentlemen

>>133274960
AYY

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>>133275153
welcome back colleague

>>133275020
start it now, just make it a bit longer, say 45 minutes?

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Roll Call
Give this post a (you) to be counted

Make sure to have trip and party on when replying
12 is a full quorum
6 is a rump parliament that can vote to begin some limited duties
45 minutes till call ends

>>133275622
(you)

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>>133275622
here

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>>133275622
(You)

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>>133275622
join the Reactionary Monarchists today

Its a shame aussies have to be on such a different time zone, they love this shit
Although they push odd agendas

>>133275870
did you look at that pastebin?

>>133276511
What kind of stuff do they push?

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>tfw i was the guy who made the first /pol/ parliament thread in 2014

Why did I have to unleash this concentrated autism upon 4chan?

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>>133276511
thats it true yeah. back in '15 my party was allied with a party led by an aussie. it was a bit of an odd combination, as my party was the SPQR and his was the Galactic Empire.
a sample of our posters here

>>133276847
its the purest form of autism you could unleash upon /pol/.
what was your name then? i might remember you

>>133276616
When its not just shitposting about BBC they push extremely specific legislation that only relates to Australia. I think one was to give a specific province and only one province its own flags

>>133276534
ah my bill passed
good stuff

>>133276847
you did good bong

>>133276847
These thing got me through some extremely dull days. Politics is not always exciting

>>133275622
Here

http://polparliament.wikia.com/wiki/Conan_Nationalist_Party

Hello everyone, what's on the docket for today?

>>133276939
Yeah natsoc and templars would bash against yall
The best propaganda was Finn coming into existence to call you race traitors. They are useful for late threads though and surprisingly organized

>>133275622
(you)

>>133277317
Give a you for this roll call first

teste

>>133277317
probably a constitution, and some taxes on the poor
reply to the roll call post so we can have a quorum

>>133277550
damn
i was seeing if i could remember my old tripcode

>>133277543
Already done

fucking captchas take an eternity lately
I almost want to buy a 4chan pass
is there any way to use the legacy captcha?

>>133278447
i wish my man
also, (((that's the point)))

>>133278447
I resisted a long time because the idea of giving money to 4chan sounded like heresy but its really nice

tfw ded
roll

>>133279873
Here

>>133277566
hey, youre the Foreign minister, go shill elsewhere on the board lmao

>>133270157
Hello everyone. Good day today.
>>133272990
How are you sir Prime Minister, what are the plans for today?
>>133275622
Just in time for the roll call, nice. Count me in.

>>133279973
I'll see what I can do

>>133279973
I suppose one interp of the monorail bill is the power to shameless shill the thread

>>133280099
well, my plan is to hopefully fill quorum, then we can settle Bill VII and maybe bill VIII if that ever gets written, then maybe we can elect an Emperor of /pol/

im going to play as France in Hearts of Iron, wish me luck guys

>>133280702
>Elect
>the Emperor
I'd be fine if one just took power from majority, not like others could do anything against him. But if he does want legitimacy, okay, we'll have to vote for an Emperor.

>>133280810
:^)
Which HoI? Don't tell me it's the 4th.

>>133280810
You should deny the remilitarisation of the rhineland

>>133280969
sadly yes, i play with a godawful amount of mods to make it playable

>>133280997
lmao
thatll show em
my plan was to just sit at the maginot and drain germanys manpower, it worked the other way around in Kaiserreich so i dont see why it wont work

>>133280810
Not playing as France in KesierReich

>>133281098
Sigh, okay well good luck and have fun. I have hope for the Black ICE mod but until Paradox fixes their game I won't play it.

>>133281288
>playing as france in KR

>>133281283
Remember the 'around the maginot'

>>133281283
until they go around it

>>133281295
>tfw game crashes 10 days in
>>133281419
>>133281427
>"extend the maginot"

>>133281550
And when Italy joins the war?

Hey guys. Sorry if I'm late. What did I miss?

so, what should we do for a rump parliament today?

>>133281831
>italy

Well we do not have enough for quorum but we do have enough for a rump parliament
Six Ayes to establish it should be enough and then some limited parliament activity can happen
Bills should have universal assent
Resolutions (statements of intent non binding) can be passed by four
PM can make appointments once rump is formed

>>133282001
Aye

>>133282001
Aye

>>133282001
Aye

>>133282001
Aye

>>133281886
check out this post

>>133282001
aye

Ay yo warguan piff tings

>>133282001>>133282469
woops forgot my trip

>>133275622
(You)

>>133280997
i just did it successfully :^)

>>133282001
welp, thats it!

>>133282666
So, now what? Can germany still start war?

>>133282708
I gave 2 (you)s so I think we need one more

Did I become RIMMER for this ..??

>>133282896
nope, they cant even anchluss, or take the sudetenland. WWII has been averted

>>133275622
Oh shit. I need to check in

>>133270157
Fag

>>133283095
Until the UK does something retarded

>>133283193
aye the rump parliament vote
>133282001

>>133283240
true.
i have the road to '56 mod on so the focus trees are a bit more logical, but you never know

>>133283095
I love how THOSE .......NEWFAGS !!! .. try it an??????
...Can u hate Tories ???

>>133282001
Aye

>>133283399
ok
>>133283240
tfw UK Fascism support already at 40%
you called it

>>133283595
What year?

>>133283676
late 1936
theyre going down their fascist focus tree, so im fucked

>>133283808
Or you could go fascist too

>>133283890
i have no choice now
the UK just joined the Axis

>>133284080
Or go commie and join the comintern

>>133282708
>>133282923
Nope its sealed rump parliament formed
I have to go soon so if new thread is needed feel free to form it but use this
https://pastebin.com/vBkcUF5H
For bills passed unless PM prefers another
If no thread exist when I get back in three hours I will make one
Since it is a rump use universal assent unless 12 is reach than simple majority for bills
Resolution require only simple majority
PM has discretion for cabinet

>>133275622
Currently have nine so with three more (yous) it becomes full parliament so just keep track
Nine is pretty strong for a rump parliament so a bit wider array of discretion can be allowed just be fair about it

>>133284181
Okay. Until there's a debate or the PM trying to do something I'll just lurk.

alrighty, sice we have 9, were gonna need still 6 ayes (supermajority) to pass Bill VII.
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BEGINNING VOTE SESSION

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Bill VII – An Act to Decentralize Federal Power
Forwarded By White Nationalist [For the children] !!TXd+tEUf25O
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BILL: This bill proposes limiting the power of federal governments after Bills I-V have taken effect. The primary purpose of the federal government is to protect our children from external threats. The military and space colonization shall take priority. Wealth redistribution between localities and groups is strictly forbidden.
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REPLY TO THIS POST WITH EITHER
AYE/NAY/ABSTAIN
VOTE ENDS IN 15 MINUTES
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This is the gayest thread I've ever fucking seen

What the FUCK is this faggotry?

>>133284785
Aye

>>133284181
>>133284478
I shilled our thread in some of the less shitty generals, so maybe we will get a few more filtering in

>>133284785
aye

>>133284785
Aye

Here to represent the shitposting community and to stand strong for BOARD CULTURE.

>>133284785
Aye

>>133284846
this is a time honored tradition in /pol/ which has apparently been around longer than you have
>>133284785
aye

>>133284846
Autism please use the correct terminology

>>133284785
Aye.

>>133285006
Forgot your name and stuff

>>133284785
Aye.

>>133284980
Thanks

>>133284785
We have 6 ayes

>>133285252
alright.
BILL PASSES WITH A COUNT OF
AYE-6
NAY-0
ABSTAIN-0

>>133270157
This is so cool. I'll just lurk these threads though

Threadly reminder, these threads are the absolute height of cancerous tripfaggotry and are grounds enough to bring back forced anonymous posting. Take this shit elsewhere you larping faggots, fuck off my board. You've been warned.

>>133286217
You again? Did you read what I said yesterday or do I have to say it again?

>>133286365
its a copypasta lmao

>>133286588
Guess I don't lurk enough then.

>we have no libertarians

going independent for now but if theres any more libertarians here we could join up

>>133287168
>>133285252

>>133285252
i stand corrected mind if i join with you

>>133287431
Not at all, we need more supporters

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I'm disappointed that the [Globalist Jew Party] didn't come back today

>>133287897
Same. I think he'll come back later though.

>>133270157
This shit is still here?

>>133288142
yep

>>133288142
aye, thanks for the bump
feel free to join in

>>133288192

I'm leaving for around 3 and a half hours. Make my vote Al Eppo's vote. Mr. Eppo, I'm trusting you with the party.

>>133289452

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>>133285379

Bill Proposal

An Act to bring war to the enemies of our Board
It is well known that the board /lit/ is full of degenerate leftist intellectuals.
Passage of this bill will constitute a declaration of war on 4chan.org/lit/ and all it's posters.

War will consist of shitposting and dumping racist infographics to in their threads.
A state of war will be effective immediately upon passage of this bill.

shiet forgot my trip again

>>133289747
ill second that and add it to the docket

>>133289838
Lmao. Reason for declaring war? Also try to get an Emperor elected before going to war, it'll be hard being at war while having internal conflict.

>>133290076
i was planning on making this sort of thing needing a full quorum supermajority, with imperial approval, of course

Our manifesto is online!

http://pefws.wikia.com/wiki/Party_of_the_Establishment_of_the_Free_Workers_State_Wiki?action=edit&section=2

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>>133290076
for god, glory, and to to get the thread some more traction

>>133290076
>>133290268
Agreed. Before we try to do something like going to war, we should make sure we have the full qourom, so we can get an emperor. It would be hard to fight a war without a commander

>>133290268
I know, but already having a bill seeking for direct war against another board, it's too soon for me.
Though I have to say I'll accept it because I do like book burning a lot.
>>133290551
Yep, but it'll also get us banned or moved if mods care.

joining any form of army is a phantasm by the elite!

Bill Proposal

parliament must pass a ban upon Drugs, Alcohol, Gambling, joining the Army, Religion and Capital

>>133291558
Good luck banning religion when the official religion is Christanity

>>133291649
This bill will make us an atheist state

>>133289747
Be aware of Nietzsche.

RULE BRITTANNIA

REFORM THE EMPIRE

I MOVE THAT WE MAKE AMERICA GREAT BRITAIN AGAIN

>>133291816
ha, Beyond Good and Evil is on my desk next to me

>>133291558
I propose that we throw this guy in the fag camps. He's trying to counter signal alcohol, the military, and religion. That means that he's obviously a faggot.

>>133292018
>>133291769
check out the pastebin of bills we passed yeseterday

>>133289747
I sympathize, but we have much bigger enemies than /lit/.

Namely, /his/.

>>133292508
I'm trying to imagine how /his/ Parliament would be like.

>>133292485

WOULD THE RIGHT HONORABLE GENTLEMAN KINDLY READ OVER THE PROPOSED DOCUMENT AND REALISE THERE IS NOTHING THERE ABOUT RE-ESTABLISHING THE GREAT BRITISH EMPIRE

>>133292485
I accuse you of working for the Elite, you collaborator!

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>>133292508
there is a sizable /pol/ presence on /his/
also I think declaring war on /lit/ is more brazenly anti-intellectual, and thus funnier

>>133292824

WHAT CHANCE DO WE HAVE AT PROGRESSING IF WE DONT WORK WITH THE ELITE, SURELY THEY ARE ELITE FOR A REASON

UNLIKE COMMUNISM, WHERE EVERYONE IS ELITE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY NOT BEING ELITE

MR SPEAKER, I MOVE TO THE HOUSE THAT WE PASS THIS DIGITAL REFORM BILL:

- NO HAMMER AND SICKLE IMAGERY ON THIS BOARD AND ALL BOARDS WE HAVE JURISDICTION
- INSTANT PERMABAN OF ANYONE WITH COMMUNIST VIEWS

Bill V - passing a ban upon Drugs, Alcohol, Gambling, joining the Army, Religion and Capital

Forwarded By Troelstra[PEFWS] !!DPDLSMw+H9eMinister] [Reactionary Monarchist] !cErAmKPF2c

------------------------------------------------------------
BILL: This bill establishes a ban upon Drugs, Alcohol, Gambling, joining the Army, Religion and Capital immediatly and discards bill V

Voting will end in 10min

>>133291558
Nay, booze is a central aspect of western culture.

>>133293272
slow your roll commie,
the PM has to call bills

>>133293272
>>133293448

Nay, although we support the banning of alcohol for consumption.

>>133292929
I propose a bill of Book Burning.

The State shall burn any book coming out of /lit/ and their allies for it is propaganda and useless nihilistic paperworks.

>>133293272
Nay.

>>133293272
Nay

>>133293558
Seconded. Cultural marxism should be discouraged. Free thinking regarded technological advancement is to be encouraged however.

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August-sama where are you

>>133293272
Nay

>>133293861
whats up?

>>133294211
newfriends are trying to call bills
can we get something else from the docket?

>>133294211
How's your game going?
Also, bill proposals if you want to keep track ot them.

>>133293272
>this shit agian
submit a bill and i'll put in the docket, chill out
i will probably do more serious voting sessions possibly tomorrow when there are more people, until then i t will be made a bill

>>133294422
everyone just joined the Axis so there was no war, no fun
gonna play kaiserreich as France

I'm back bois

>>133294584
Play Poland has a bomb ass focus tree, plus you can reform the PLC

I propose a bill to begin streaming education beginning at age 8. Standardized education wastes resources and holds back the best and brightest. A strong sense of duty should be instilled in children and at the end of their education they will be provided four different job interviews. If they fail the interview they shall be sent to colonies (planetary or third world).

>>133294584
You sure do love France.
Kaiserreich is gud mod.

>>133294907
Seconded.

>>133294853
i played poland earlier, based sikorski
>>133294945
im only playing france because im tired of playing Germany so often

>>133294907
thirded (?) but remove the "pass interview or get shipped off to durkastan" part

>>133295447
>>133294853
>half the party are leafs
you know, for all the shit that Canada gets, at least you have a Monarch as head of state
is the monarchy popular at all among the general population in Leafland or is it just an after thought?

>>133275622
here here

>>133275622
(you)

>>133295983
generally speaking the queen is quite respected here.
unlike the aussies who keep pushing for a republic

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HOL UP WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

>>133296656
its probably because its one of the few things that is different between us and the americans

>>133296794
Why hasn't this guy been killed by the Death Squads yet?

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>>133296794
a parliament, use a tripcode if you want to join in

>>133295983
ehh id agree with august to a certain extent however lots of people here are plain normies who care little about politics, however the ones who do that aren't leftie cucks are die hard monarchists

>>133296795
It actually appears you have quorum full parliament
Simple majority for bills if you want
I will be back in about an hour to bake next bread unless its needed sooner

Fidel Castro fucked my wife and I'll make sure he fucks yours too

I dream of a day where all across this great borderless nation of ours men can wake up to the smiling faces of their wives being fucked by Fidel Castro

Vote for me and I'll make that dream a reality

>>133299504
I disavow this interpretation of being a cuck.

>>133299504
Sorry, we already have a Prime Minister, you're too late to get elected. But hey, maybe you'll be able to become Emperor if you shill enough for it and become a Monarchist.
P.S: Get a trip you faggot.

I think we should start the parliment later tomorrow.

>>133300105
thats what i was thinking

Are we planning on starting this any time soon?

>>133301580
Texasfag is away for a bit and Augustus is playing HoI4.
I wanna do mock politics before going to sleep too.

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bump

I would like to propose a fairly simple bill.

BILL

The Parliament of /POL/ officially condemns anyone who chooses Kekistan as the flag for their post made on this board, considering it a symbol of the Reddit invaders.

>>133293272
Nay

Yo

>>133305376
I'll second that

>>133305376
I will sponsor it. It is very regrettable, as we do still believe in a lot of the stated tenets of KEK, however it has become apparent the flag is used only by treacherous newfags.

>>133305756
You need a tripcode and a party

http://polparliament.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/pol/_Wikia

>>133305756
welcome

>>133305376
>being scared of people taking our stuff when it's been happening anyway for years.
Nah, let the larpers have it, no one here create any new 'kekistani' meme and if we create something new and popular they're going to take it, then you'll ban it and we'll be bored again of all this shit happening for no reason.
Better post the infographics and let them scream insults when they disagree then ignore them so they leave.

Thus my new proposal is to shitpost any person using the Kekistani flag to force them to change flag, without telling them why.
Huh, it seems it ressembles your bill a bit too much.
Guess I'm an autist now.

>>133306328
This bill is a statement of condemnation rather than a ban. I agree with you're solution to these people.

>>133270157
Mandate IQ and DNA tests for all citizens.
Eugenics programs for all clinically diagnosed mentally retarded or non-Europeans living outside the allocated Reservation lands.
Voting rights are dynamic (binary: can vote/can't vote) based on whether or not your lifetime give/take in total to the government (ie. taxes paid vs assistance recieved) is in the possitive (in short: those who take more than they give have no vote, but those who pay more still only get one vote)