This man is broken /pol/
https://mobile.twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/884817602593382400/video/1
He went full 1488 on the cops.
>>133267492
He won't be broken until he is broke, unemployable, and living under a bridge.
I saw Shia Lebeouf at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you’re doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>133270735
I'm sure that's his next """art project""".
He's going to give away his fortune to BLM, find a bridge in Detroit and live out of a Walmart shopping bag for the next 50 years.
~artiste~
>>133267492
>Why would I ask for a cigarette if I was racist?
Never change Shia.
>>133271500
That was a good show.
>get these shits off muh fuckin armz
>you gon put deez shitz off muh fuggin armz
>you gotta prezident dont give a shit bout chu
This kike is a court jester, nothing more.
>>133270978
wow, he sounds fucked up
>>133273499
>>133267492
>be a cop
>get a call
>"disturbance at hotel"
>go there
>fucking fuck its shia
>..........
What are you thinking?
>>133273663
>implying I even recognize this c-lister