/pol/ ask an Australian anything

how much meth skippy?

Im here to answer questions not fuck spiders

>>133249467
Are you an Anglo? Also Canadian here, AMA

>>133249467
Are you an abo?

>>133249467
got any good fart stories?

>>133249638
100% anglo

>>133249646
Negative on that one

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>>133249532
This guy is from the Eastern States. Guaranteed.

>>133249467
Cunt, what city?

>>133249467
When I travel there, what accent should I use to pick up women?

>>133249467
Why are you up at 3am?

>>133249841
>>133249638
Do a Canadian one, women will flock to your call.

How do I move to Australia (from USA)?

>>133249826
Nunya

>>133249841
If you are from the south you've got fuck all chance, try and keep it somewhat clean and you shouldn't have a problem getting some aussie broads

>>133249467

What a kangaroo taste like?

>>133249467
What do you think of turncuck pretending the libs didnt start as a conservative party?

>>133249467
In back school they told us you lads hold the World map upside down so 'stralia is on top of everyone else

do you really do something this cringy?

Are Aussies born shitposters, or is there a school for that art form?

>>133250131
fucking amazing, no joke

>>133250131
tastes excellent, a tender red meat that is great marinated

What's the actual Aussie beer of choice, since I've been told Fosters doesn't even exist over there.

>>133250369
Great northern co here

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Do you like the Vengaboys?

>>133250024
catch a plane

>>133249467
What is your expirience with hue monkeys there?

>>133250369
no we don't
we don't have to look at a map to know we're better than other countries

>>133249467
What kind of Aboriginal meme magick do you use that grants you omnipotent shitposting powers?

>>133250470
degenerate trash

>>133250024
this

also, for OP, I heard through the grapevine a while back that the aus navy would take prior american squids, sound like bullshit or nah?

>>133249867
Sick as a dog with not much else to do

>>133250024
From my understanding if you are a skilled labourer or have a degree you shouldnt have much of a problem getting a working visa and eventually be able to apply for citizenship after x amount of years

>>133250536
I've never met a hue monkey in real life

>>133250649
meant for
>>133250309

>>133249467
Why are you up so late? Go to bed Bruce

>>133250816
>I've never met a hue monkey in real life
Lucky you

>>133250131
Tough to chew, has a metallic taste.

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>>133249467
rate my crummydore

>>133250369
I drink Carlton Draught

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>>133251060
You guys EAT kangaroos? WHAT THE FUCK

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>>133249467
r8 my face

>>133250131
Pretty strong flavour but with a marinade i quite like it.

>>133250274
I think at the moment he is right (as much as i think he is a fool), the Libs are far to centrist and are pandering for votes. The parties are extremely unstable at the moment internally.

>>133250309
Thats literally the gayest thing i have ever heard.

>>133250319
We just excel at it.

>>133250369
Personally im a VB drinker. Forsters is huge in the UK but we wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

>>133251198
careful, anon, you can just about read the plate there (someone with better photoshop skills wouldn't have much trouble)

>>133251313
>>133251022
yeah aussie,you are lucky you didn't meet a REAL hue monkey.

>>133251198
hoon/10


>>133251355
>Personally im a VB drinker.
fucking disgusting

>>133251198
Ipswich/10

Isnt everyone who owns a commo a fucking thong flinging bogan monkey

>>133251439
lets see your faggot

>>133251198
Do a burnout

>>133251632
Its a hard earned thirst

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>>133250369
There's a shit ton of beers here, Fosters is the swill we export.

VB and 4X are our Budweiser.

>>133251810
what, for cock?

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>>133249467
Floridafag here, would you say Australian summers are worse than Floridian summers?

>>133251864
Im guessing you drink smirnoff double blacks?

>>133252057
Depends on what you consider worse, a dry heat or a humid heat.

>>133252098
>drinking

>>133252057
I'v not been to the states, however we do have extremely hot summers in certain areas. Inland, east and west coast is more of a dry heat, where as Northern Queensland is more of a tropical heat, the humidity is pretty fucked.

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>>133251355
Explain

>>133252898
Some defective aussie with a complex has fucked with your maps. You might want to get that checked.

>>133249467
Why are wogs so damn superior to original aussie?

>>133249467
Why do Australians come onto /pol/ when they're obviously not very hard trying to improve their country?

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>>133253994

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>>133254172
Our government is more cucked than swedens, and more corrupt than yours

Our country isnt fucked, because australians try very fucking hard to keep it that way

How quickly could you go out from your house and see a kangaroo?

>>133253994
>not very hard trying
At least we spoke proppa down here

>>133254538
Probably would have to drive about 20 minutes to have a good chance of seeing one.

>>133251355
>Personally im a VB drinker
Fucking boong tier beer mate. You probably drink Bintang when you go to Bali.

>>133254904
Don't tell me you are into that craft beer bullshit.

>>133255062
>Craft beer
>bullshit

Unironically kill yourself for not supporting local business, you are the kind of nigger killing this country

>>133249467
What do you think about Greek immigrants in Australia? We portray them as hard workers and/or low end bussinessmen here (i.e. Restauraunt owners) is that any true?

>>133255262
Make a decent craft beer that doesn't taste like fruit juice with rubbing alcohol, and ill start buying the overpriced shit.

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>>133254474
Next thing that needs to happen is for all cyclists to be shot on sight and anyone caught watching Neighbors or Acurrent affair needs a bullet too.

>>133255709
You have to be a chink, there's no way you're that much of a faggot, even melbournites love craft beer

>>133255486
I haven't got a problem with them, generally pretty hard workers as are most wog's. Most Greek-Australians i know are either carpenters or restaurant owners so thats a pretty accurate depiction.

You've been locked in a room with an Brit, a Canadian, and a German. You have a gun with only two bullets. Who do you shoot?

>>133249467
How do you lose a war to a large chicken?

>>133255928
>Melbourne
>Faggot
>Craft beer
Well there's your problem

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>>133255486
So many Greeceballs in Australia, I love it. I once saw a guy like pic related at a train station outside of Sydney and had a full fledged convo in Greek with him.

>>133251344
Fop

>>133256177
Canada and Germany, no brainer.
>>133256226
Have you seen the size of the fuckers?

>>133256177
I would shot myself. In the head. Twice

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>>133256177
The Leaf and the Kraut

>>133256177
the canadian. twice.

>>133256618
Calm down Napoleon

>>133256989
Yeah ill second that.

>>133249467
I don't have any friends. I have never had a gf. I'm 34.

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What are you doing up so late m8.

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>>133257393
At least you're not a Slav.

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>>133256424
Fuck off leaf noone asked you
>>133256048
Hmmm. Good to know. Thanks man

HAVE YE SEEN A SALTY CROC???

WHAT ABOUT EH FRESHIE!?!

>>133257543
Meth

>>133257543
How do I get a gf?

>>133257393
Question time, not Dr Phil. But go the the gym and read a book or something.

>>133249467
Is the internet really that bad there? I heard you guys get like 1 MB down

>>133250024
You Don't.

>>133257809
Take a few xanax, drink a beer, and get out of your house.

>>133257599
I'm sure some slavs have had gf's before. That makes them superior to me.

>>133250319
No, most of us are fucking boring cucks.
and this is the most controlled boring expensive cunt place on the planet and there fuck all to do but shit post.

>>133257809
Talking to girls is generally a pretty good start.

>>133257964
My D/L speed is around 4Mb/s. So yeah, its 3rd world. Smoke signal is a better form of information sharing down here.

>>133250369
Coopers

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>>133249467

Not going to Ask, but instead Tell you something.

(Threads: http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/)

The Outback has underground Bases,Labs & Bunkers. Tunnel & Rail systems connect some of them.

>>133254538
Sometimes I can see them from my house.

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>>133257783
That's breddy fucked if true.

>>133257809
Umm... maybe don't stay up late shitposting on anonymous Malian Straight Razor Sharpening imageboards

>>133257964
The Merkin is late to his school shooting.

>>133249467
Whe do we live in the greatest country on God's green Earth and how do we keep the fuckers who want in on some of our Aussie paradise out anon?

Whenever I like a girl she begins sleeping with other men. Is this a good sign?

>>133257964
Yes

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>>133258505
>That's breddy fucked if true.
Nah fuck meth that's shit's cooked I've try'd Ecstacy and weed but that's about it.

>>133249467
I am becoming more interested in Australian history. I know about white australia policy, emu war and some fundamentals about early colony.
1. What historical figures you recommend me to read about? I know John Curtin because of Civilization VI. Which ones would you put instead of him?
2. How people see UK now and in the past? What were morales like in WWI and WWII to fight for the Crown?
3. How do you see New Zealand and Oceanian isles that used to belong to Australian Empire?
4. Do you like Vegemite?

>>133257809
Find new hobbies that involve other people, practise talking to others, potentially find girl with similar interest. If not get onto a dating site and let rip, you've got nothing to lose and everything to gain.

>>133258303

Australia is atlantis

>>133258254
Why? Is it shitty underwater cables connecting you to the rest of the world? Or is it because you've got some monopoly shit with your ISPs?
>>133258505
>school shooting
>in july

>>133251344
kike/10

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>>133249467
Do you like Her ?

>>133258742
I tried joining 'socail groups'. I just got amoged by the resident alpha male who uses it as his personal harem.
It made me suicidal.

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>>133258210
Best advice I can say is don't put up with women's bullshit if they give you crap throw it back at them and don't be a push over. Don't be afraid to tease her and giver her shit and then throw her infront of a moving car and off a acliff ok ok maby not that last part but you get the idea.

>>133249467
Is this legitimately what happens in your country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

>>133258712
Read this

http://trove.nla.gov.au/work/9322744?selectedversion=NBD1688790

Nothing has really changed since, same families doing the same things in some cases.

>>133258842
>>in july
Gud point. So school hols are Postal season?

>>133258842
Corrupt incompetent government.

>>133259294
I have the autism & cant read social ques properly.

>>133258712
1. Are we talking strictly politicians or influential Australians?
2. Opinions are pretty divided as to whether we should still be a part of the commonwealth or not. Since there is very little UK influence besides the governor general however, we generally don't think about it very much. As for fighting for the crown during WW1 and WW2, troops were very loyal to the crown and still are to this day.
3. NZ and some oceanic countries like Fiji etc. are still under the Commonwealth, ergo belong to the UK still. But as far as NZ goes i don't have a problem with them, they are shit at rugby but otherwise they are alright.
4. I do, yes.

>>133259778
youre not reading a fucking instruction manual
look people in the face and just interact

>>133260207
all but could you write down top 5-10 strayan statesmen? I will read their biographies

>>133257809
a good thing to remember is that women by their very nature have less self confidence than men.
just look decent and smell nice and stuff then just talk to them
protip dont fall for their bullshit

>>133260207
Where do you see Australia in 20-30 years? Are there plans for further inhabitation of the continent outside cuck-immigration from Asia? Does government encourage families to have more kids? 20 million is small for such place and you could be Oceanic empire if you had more ppl

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>>133259778
>social ques
Mexican social cues?

>>133260436
Bob Hawke and David Boon.
Read about Boonie's 52 not out

>>133258842
Poor planning/execution of upgrades to the existing network (National Broadband Network overhaul worth $40 billion has been a complete failure) and a monopoly on the Internet services by Telstra. I would also say a bit of corruption is in the mix as well

>>133259318
100% accurate.

>>133259778
You can still learn though make an effort to learn how even if it doesn't come naturally just weaponize the autism into learning power.

>>133260225
Just last night I missed a big oppertunity to get something I needed cheaply. I missed the social que and he went elsewhere. Do you know why I missed it? Because my dumbshit autistic mind had decided he was a magic ice-cream salesman instead of a bloke doing me a solid and selling me something I needed.
I CAN'T FUCKING READ SOCIAL QUES. PERIOD.
Needless to say this has contributed to my never had a gf status.

>>133259778
Find a therapist to help you learn social ques, also follow what other anons have said. You will at the very core feel uncomfortable about it for a while, however push through it and follow the advice given,

>>133260436
Bob Hawke
Gough Whitlam
John Howard
Robert Menzies
That should get you going

>>133249467
What are you doing with your life?

>>133261434
>Gough Whitlam
Fucking commie piece of shit. They should have sacked him earlier. The only Labor PM who was redder than Gough was Ben fucking Chifley.

>>133261183
No sarcasm, find a therapist who specialises in autism, and also dress well, smell nice and make an effort, ask women out, if you get rejected try again. You cant win a race if you never enter it.

What haven't all you Bogans moved up here to Florida yet?
Your government is shit, no 2A, and you're being over run by SE Asians
We've had an open spot for you cunts since the 70's, quit jerking off and and get over here so you can fight the Jews with us

>>133250089
>Aussie chicks don't like Dixie accents
News to me

>>133249467

How bad is your ping? Also do you all eat Vegemite?

>>133261924
Didnt say i liked him, just giving him reading material on notable politicians.
>>133261829
Work.

>>133249947
Something aboot that seems wrong fwiend

>>133262219
Any goals?

>>133252057
Dry heat is baby tier compared to Gunshine state brother, Queensland is tropical though so who knows if the compare

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>>133249467
>blocks your path
What is your next move.

>>133257809
Put peanut butter on your dick and go to a mall in Sydney
Eventually some whore will smell the pb and hook her go to your nobody like a fish on a hook

>>133262024
Convince me why i shouldn't move to Texas instead and ill think about it.

>>133262140
Some girls might find it attractive, depends on how you look more so.

>>133260817
Probably on the recovering end of a housing market crash, there is little incentive for couples to have kids so i would say largely we will be reliant on immigration to boost population numbers, however we are an extremely rich nation in terms of resources so we should be alright. In regards to being an oceanic empire, we would struggle with the amount of land that is actually inhabitable, no one wants to live any further than 50Km off of the coast. Convince some Poles to come over, they are hard working and i like their attitude, we need the numbers.

>>133262503
Shape up to the feathered fuck, its time to settle the score.

>>133262342
Get a few more years experience in my industry, move to the US and work in a senior role, eventually retiring in Texas.

>>133262402
Queensland would be comparable to Florida i dare say, we are talking almost 100% humidity at 35-40*C

>>133262623
That sounds unviable. It also sounds like it will result in me becoming a sex offender.
Maybe I will try to find an autism therapist. I will an hero anyway soon if society doesn't collape so I've nothing to lose I guess...

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>>133262966
>Texas
It's 45% white and dropping, spics as far as the eye can see, god is mentioned every other syllable, most of their government is cuckd, didn't vote for Trump in the primaries, is number 7 in the 7gg because their laws are mediocre compared to the rest of us and they're always the last to adopt a new law/bill on them
You can own a fucking tank in Florida
We are literally just a subtropical version of you but with less Asians and more Jews trying to fuck up the country

>>133263639
Sounds like us, what about the precipitation though? When our humidity is high the precipitation kicks in to be about the exact same level

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>>133251198

fullysick/10

I have one like pic related

>>133262966
They keep saying we cant have a housing crash but we have had 2 big crashes before. 20% in 1930 & 40% in 1890.
(((They))) will just dump immigration on us though if things look bad. This country is fucked. Its turned into some kind of oligarchy.

>>133263893
>texas has a roman-catholic governor
>australia has had a series of roman-catholic p.m.s
>neither cares to mention this similarity but complains about the way things are going none-the-less
It checks out, T.B.H.

>>133263893
Well it looks like I'll give Florida a look then. How is the construction industry in Florida?

Every run over a wombat? Someone told me they're right solid animals, fuck your cah up

>>133264451
That's why I think we should turn you into a US territory
All of the benefits with none of the drawbacks.
You'll get the 2A in spades, we'll be sending back illegals like it's going out of style and switch up your immigration policy to be white friendly instead of chink central, and the best part obviously is we will finally elimiate your fealty to that cunt the queen and get rid of this resurgence in loyalty to the crown that seems to be becoming prevalent in your youth or so I've observed

>>133249467
have you ever seen the australian indy film "Darfur Love"?

>>133264663
Yeah the little fucks are extremely solid and seem to love ending up in radiators. Personally i haven't hit one but i have hit Kangaroos before, they are just as bad.

Did you prep your emu today?

>>133264494
Really good, even better when there's a hurricane
The Jews have fucked the northern half of the state by making all the construction up there mostly union but finding a job with prior experience in the industry will be dirt simple.
Might wunna check your licenses and how well they convert though, had a friend of my dad's who was a master Mason and an RN and both attempts at jobs for each we're rejected because his schooling in Straya didn't transfer over so licenses we're not. Kinda weird
>>133264457
Roman Catholics aren't nearly as common in Tehas as Straya, Presbyterian, Lutheran, and old fashion non-denominational is the norm there
Oh, also I almost forgot, holy rollers are a staple in the state
t. lived there for two years and dad was raised there

>>133264451
>>133264713
I feel as though Australia would benefit more from an American style influence, however we would also be raped into the ground for Uranium and Coal.

>>133264792
Fuck that movie, go watch The Interview
Easily my second favorite Strayan film

>>133264713
le 56% country gives us advice on how to stay white...
How about some advice combating degeneracy while your at it?

>>133265242
Nah, we have rules against going full keel on recent acquisitions or anything else in general really
Back in the 70's and 80's government got real hard about mining operations that go in too hard and fuck up the ecosystem as well as spoil their own mining operations for not taking it slow.
It wouldn't be much of a problem.
You cunts have no idea how much you truly would benefit from joining us
It's kind of sad just how unlikely it ever is to happen

>>133265441
>56
61.3% you ignorant fuck, and that's without even factoring the tens of thousands of spics being kicked out of the country as we speak
Take your disgusting fake Anglo memes and fuck off to bongistan where you belong cunt

>>133265531
Yeah i definitely think Australia is the most compatible country in terms of culture to the US, i would definitely like to see a stronger alliance between the two but i don't see too much happening beyond joint military ventures and the E3 Visa for Americans-Australians. The idea of a 2A is extremely tempting though, we do miss our guns down here.

>>133266453
Gotta admit though, the illegal guns you guys make as a result are bretty sexy

>>133265172
What religion do you think the Hispanics are?

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>>133255928
>melbournites love craft beer

>>133266793
Touche, though I was counting just whites.
Didn't even touch on the nigger churches lol

>>133262503
just fackin ram im

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>>133249467
When the great and terrible Day of the Emu comes will you be prepared?

>>133250024
Fuck off, we only take in white people.

>>133249467
When you play Team Fortress 2 do you only play Sniper?