Why is the media openly retarded now?

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He broke them

>now

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Also they don't want to report the real news, like the firing of 500 VA swamp creatures.

https://www.va.gov/accountability/Adverse_Actions_Report.pdf

>>133231076
They've gone completely crazy nowadays. CNN just doxed some guy because he made a meme.

>>133230767
Holy hell, the umbrella sharing one got me.

>>133230767
You try getting punched around a hundret times in the face by trump and still think clear, not gonna happen. They still think getting routinly punched in the face and beaten by trump is just "damn bad luck" and in reality he still is just a "stupid idiot"... how many punches do you think it takes for the media to go "...wait a minute what is going on?! maybe its not bad luck :-O"

>>133230767
>umbrella sharing startup loses nearl all its 300,000 umbrellas

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Because they try to appeal to idiots like you who constantly give them attention

>the rock running for president

Literally idiocracy

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>>133230767
>Umberlla sharing

Ohh god I remember the /pol/ thread about this.

>>133230767
It's not the media that's gone crazy, it's the world that's gone crazy. The media is just reporting on it.

>>133232958
This

I have to go look that up now

>>133230767
what did they expect to happen with that umbrella sharing, reminds me of when they tried to do a bike rental in the ghetto to combat the racism of all them being in gentrified areas only for every bike to be stolen in less than a week

>>133233325
Best timeline

In 2020 both presidential candidates will bee WWE hall of famers

Europeans heads will explode

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>>133230767
Ohh and let the great Umbrella caper prove for all time why Socialism and Communism dont work.

>The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

>>133230767
Click bait and ad revenue.
The bews has adopted buzzfeed's business model.

holy shit is that umbrella one real?

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>>133230767

>Dwayne Johnson 2020

IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!

>>133234317

>The bews has adopted buzzfeed's business model.

This. They need to fail but unfortunately enough useless fucks give clickbait views. There needs to be a MSM crash so that journalistic integrity is restored.

>>133233605
The Rock is a Republican though, he'll either run as an Independent or put up a primary bid for a little publicity.

>>133235281
Running as an right leaning independent is the same as running to allow the Democrat to win

Perot did it for Bill Clinton

>>133235638
I'd normally agree, but Zuckerkike will also run as an Independent, and he'll split the Democrat vote much harder than The Rock could split the GOP.

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>>133233498
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4685252/China-s-umbrella-sharing-start-loses-brollies.html

Seems like he should have just made the deposit large enough to buy an umbrella if stolen, but then refund it in full on return.

hyper normalization

They have always been this retarded. We're just older and more jaded, lol.

>>133230767
I want to know more about his umbrella sharing startup that lost all of it's umbrella.

>>133237883
They find a bunch of dumb liberals to give them money. They use that money to buy 300k unberellas. Then they place them all around the city. Then people use them when it rains and deposit them at the rack at their destination.

This is how it works in their bubble. In reality. People drive around and steal all the umbrellas and put them on ebay.

>>133230767

>Umbrella sharing start up loses nearly all of its umbrellas

THAT seems to be the most interesting story on there.

>>133239413
>being this detached from reality you actually think it is a good idea

>>133236622
>umbrella-sharing start-up
Sounds really retarded.

>>133239678

That's why I went to read it. I wanted to know how they planned on making money from "sharing" umbrellas and how they would deal with people stealing them.

>>133230767
Weird to see Chinese taking Silicon Valley shit like 'sharing seriously'.

*start of upbeat ukulele music* "E-Umbrella is the Uber of Umbrellas! Simply install the app, create an account upload your personal data, use your smart phone to scan the barcode on any E-Umbrella, ensure you have your GPS tracker activated on your phone then use the password on the umbrella's lock and you are free to stay dry for your wait at the bus stop all without the expense of buying an umbrella! When you're done, simply scan the barcode again, then insert the E-Embrella into it's E-Embrella-Containment lock and then scan the barcode on the E-Embrella Containment Lock then go to www.eumbrella.ch log into your account and fill out the customer Completion form from the drop-down menu, when that's done, you'll recieve a text with a passcode for receipts, then go to Recpeits on the website then submit your voucher to obtain your Eumbrella receipt. It's that simple!
*Upbeat ukulele music fades to silence*