Brit/pol/ - Peak District edition

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First for T:2

>>133215656
Fuck you

Jayda Fransen followed me on Twitter. Am I on a watchlist now lads?

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>>133215656
B A B S

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BREXIT MEANS SOFT BREXIT

https://youtu.be/y5xPVig-5yw

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>>133215698

No deal would be a piece of wood in a pile of niggers.

MASSIVE POLL

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Now that dusk has settled (settling even), what's brit/pol/'s honest opinion of Peter Hitchens?

>>133215771
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13406985

this just in: everyone except me is a shill

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>>133215771
You can sit on my massive poll if you want darlin'

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>>133215831

>>133215591
Why did you remove all of the archive.is links?

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>>133215907
Oi oi

>>133215831
>Old man yells at blair

>>133215591
I love that word, manslaughter

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>>133215907

if the queen was owen jones this would have been a meme

>>133215994
Makes it look messy.

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>>133215831
>dusk

Don't be such a damp squid.

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>>133215831
He has gone a bit rabid in his opposition to drugs.

The argument that weed leads to terrorism may have some realistic grounding in the fact that small time dealers, once inside prison, may be radicalised and link up with the Muslim Brotherhood.
But he seems to think it is a chemical imbalance that causes it... Which is just not true at all. For one, they don't have to be mentally unstable to commit such acts, and two, the amount of people taking weed, compared to rates of mass attacks is just too small to have any correlation.

I think it would be more relevant to look at how the black and asian community treats mental health, I for one always see black guys in their middle ages talking to themselves around town, whereas I think white ones would tend to be at home at least checked on weekly.

Other than that, Hitchens is pretty smart about most things.

>>133215976
top kek

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/r/LabourUK on Reddit is unironically full of Blairites

I expected it to be the total opposite

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>>133215591
nth for peak district residents

>>133216087
Blairite seems to be the position of the vast majority of the UK.

>>133215831
Has some genuinely useful insights on certain topics: foreign policy, broken families, public services, anything involving Russia.
Other topics he's overly focussed on his own specific moral crusade and so refuses to look at the bigger picture: drugs and terror, social decline and Godlessness.
His manner is overly stand-offish and conceited so that he has absolutely no hope of getting through to anyone and just ends up frustrating opponents into discontinuing conversation. Contrarianism only gets you so far.
Blackpill memes aside, the pessimism is irritating and comes off more like a child.
I read his column, but I have to take long breaks between listening to his interviews.

>>133215831
I agree with Hitchens on war, but I also agree with Hitchens on religion

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>>133215998
Whatchu lookin' at you quare

>>133215714
>>133215714
If you were posting stuff she likes, you're already on one. Ask her if she's Jewish, her name sounds Jewish and she looks like she might be.

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>>133216087
It's probably full of people too young to remember pre-Blair Britain, so all they've ever known is Blairite politics.
>New Labour landslide was 20 years ago

>RLB won't use and hates Uber
>when Uber is the only viable taxi service outside of London

Wew lads, more classic London centralism from Labour

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>"no two countries trust eachother more than the UK and Australia"

<3

>>133215591

archive huffshite and goydian fucking newcunt

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Aloinn Yoontoop

>>133216081
Weed is bad but definitely doesn't cause most, if any terrorism.

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>>133215146
>>133214843
>>133214213
>>133214402
Here's a wider perspective story with me and my boss:

>I do an internship at pharmaceutical company straight out of uni
>work under the tutelage of my future Boss during the time
>the team he's part of has ~15 people and is led by some Other Guy
>that team is doing well but the business unit they're part of is slowly failing
>I finish my internship and end up working somewhere else entirely
>some months after I left the Other Guy leader saw what's coming and jumped to a different company along with some other people
>my Boss was promoted to team leader in the Other Guy's place and was left leading a stump of the old team
>about a year later the entire business unit they were part of got dissolved
>my Boss and his (now four person) team was one of the few survivors, they got moved to a different unit
>around this time (just under two years since my internship ended) my Boss contacted me on LinkedIn asking if I'm interested in a job
>I ended up being the first hire after the team moves to new business unit
>now, almost four years later, the team led by my Boss is very successful, has 14 people and I'm the most senior member after my Boss

He's a good bloke (despite being Catholic) tbqh.

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>>133215714
I'd watch her list if you know what I mean

>>133216081
Weed has no links to terror activity, however faggotry does. Causes degeneracy and the moral degradation of society that leads to MUH ISLAM IS PEESFUL. fags should be hung drawn and quartered

>>133216427
I thought uber was a thing only in London so far

>>133215903
>everyone except me is a shill

I'm a nigger in a woodpile.

>>133216506
I'm not sure cause is the right word at all. Weed almost certainly facilitates it. It'd sure be easier to do terrible things if your inhibitions are numbed and cognitive functioning is shot to shit. Of course, you'd need to actually have a motive to do the thing in the first place, and that's where Hitchens' problem is; he wants to focus squarely on the facilitator and not the cause.

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>>133216432

F U C K

O F F

W E R E

F U L L

>>133215714

She probably fucking posts here.

>>133216657
Nah it's in every city.

In a place like Nottingham is the only viable taxi service as all the others are just scam rings charging £10 to go up the road.

>>133216506
Probably prevents it desu
All I ever wanted to do after smoking a j was eat biscuits and play vidya

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>>133216515
Interesting blogpost m8. I always forget the diversity of lads we have here, and how widely our life experiences vary (despite most of us being students/NEETs).
>>133216576
Lovely jubblies.

>>133216613
>however faggotry does
>Isis doesn't throw gays off of the rooftops

>>133216515
Oh and six months after I joined the team was just my boss, me, and two interns so things seemed sketchy for a while. The pay was good though.

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Rate my woodpile lads
>how will White bois even compete

>>133216065
Never understood how you can "slaughter" someone without malice, that word sounds worse than "murder".

>after debuting with 1.8m viewers, the latest episode of Blind Date got less than a million viewers

The absolute state of television in 2017. Fun fact, Cilla Black quit Blind Date back in the day when ratings fell below 3 million.

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Reminder that she's kinda weird and quirky.

>>133217088

Does anybody even watch fucking television these days. I watch TV shows occasionally, but i dont own an actual TV.

Who the fuck has time or the patience to shit and veg out in front of the TV for hours watching shit like reality television. Fuck that noise.

>>133216954
Where's the room for the niggers?

>>133217088
It is on Channel 5 or some shit to be fair. My mum had it on the other day and it was fucking dreadful, somehow worse than Tipping Point and nu-Catchphrase combined.

>>133217198
>shit

Should have been sit, but might as well be shit.

>>133217236

They are in the wood pile, you just cant see em because they are in the middle.

>>133217198
I own a TV. Haven't even switched it on in 2 or 3 years though.

>>133217238
>nu-Catchphrase

Catchphrase is back, i bet its not with ROY WALKER!

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A question to Brexiteers. How will your life be better after we leave the European Union? What are you looking forward to?

>>133217397
I am looking forward to being free from the shackles of an undemocratic european union

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WHY

ARE

THERE

NO

HAPPENINGS

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just checked out adultwork for my area. 50 year olds, a stanky romanian and a ugly black dominatrix..

>>133217397
Being sovereign in our own land once again.

Having the opportunity to rid ourselves of the pee-cee traitors.

Readying ourselves for the coming war.

>>133215767
Well isn't a pile of wood a faggot? I think any deal that got you a faggot and a nigger would suck.

>>133217397
I like giving big government and bureaucrats a kick in the balls.

>>133217360

Get rid of that shit, you can get a full HD BENQ projector for about 400-500 quid, there is 1080p movies/tv shows/blu-rays/netflix/streaming sorted.

and just get a 24 inch 1080p or better computer monitor. You can get nice 27 inch 1440p monitors for about 200, 4k ones for about 400.

Fuck the TV license cunts off m8, i did it when i left uni years and years back as i never had my own TV in digs, just a computer, years of that and i never missed it.

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>>133217130

Currently a programme about strippers on Radio 4. Thanks Jews

>>133217397
New trade deals.

>>133217397
It won't. I just wanted to shake the tree and see what falls out.

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>>133216515
no one ever contacted me to offer me a good job

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>>133215591
>>Tory MP says Brexit with no deal would be a 'nigger in the woodpile'
> http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tory-mp-racist-brexit-recording_uk_59638608e4b02e9bdb0e2c77

>>133217711

https://archive.is/QkMOs

>>133217645
One of the strippers is now criticizing Brexit

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>>133217750
black?

There's a giant golliwog on top of the pallets for tonights bonfire

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>>133216954
>>133217236
>>133217350

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Don't understand what nigger in a woodpile means to be honest

>>133217701

Sorry pal, but you might be a complete sperg IRL too. Some of us here must walk the fine line between normie and sperg.

Daywalkers, all of the powers non of the weaknesses.

>>133216506
Did you not read my post?

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>he still hasn't taken the may pill

>>133217750

All that russian/bulgarian/bosnian/pakistani/yardie gangster money in strip clubs.

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>>133217645

>tfw you know a lass who's a stripper
>tfw the rare occasion I get dragged to a strip club I never get a dance because I've seen behind the curtain and know it's just a waste of money and time
>tfw I end up sitting drinking and having conversations with the girls between dances
>tfw going to a titty bar and talking about uni courses

It's a strange feeling but I feel like I'm the next step in lapdancing customer evolution.

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>(((Lord Adonis))) saying we need to manipulate immigration figures more on the Victoria Derbyshire show
Corbyn needs to hurry up and build those Gulags tbqh

>>133217949
It means a hidden snag

>>133217949
>Something there which shouldn't be
Goes back to the 19th Century, supposedly, and refers to runaway slaves hiding in piles of timber

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>>133217457
>>133217574

Britain always was and still is a sovereign nation - that was never at issue, never under threat and will not change because of Brexit.

Britain was never fully independent. It is a member of various international organisations (UN. NATO, WTO etc etc) and in each case gives up a little of its independent control in favour of a more effective joint approach. This is called growing up. Leaving the EU just means we are now leaving one of the better deals.

>>133217680

We already trade with the rest of the world through the EU. Arguing that the EU inhibits global trade, when Germany exports to the US + China at twice the rate the UK does, is simply bluster and part of the Eurosceptics' decades long plan of taking credit for everything that benefits the UK, and blaming someone else.

I am yet to here a single person explain to me, how a comprehensive FTA with the US or China will truly benefit the UK.

>>133217619

We're a laughing stock to most of the world and will be considerably poorer. Such a kick in the balls!

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>>133218023

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What's with the far left shilling going on in the rest of /pol/? I thought it would eventually die down but it's only getting worse.

>>133216997
Slaughter was originally a term for butchery of livestock and there is no malice involved in the slaughter of a pig or cow, so I can see how man-slaughter is a killing without malice

>>133218181
>the rest of /pol/
There's your problem lad, never go on outer/pol/ and I do mean never

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kinda regretting that i didnt choose to do an internship the second half of my second year at uni (this coming uni year will be my second)

am i going to be unemployable after uni now?

>>133218062

Your a fucking cuck lmao

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>tfw its finally raining

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>>133218181
>the rest of /pol/

>>133217941

>brit/pol/ tripfag and anonymong alike fighting degeneracy on the tower of shit that is modern society when the mesopotamian demon george soros pops up and says 'choose the form of the destructor' and i accidentally think of diane abbot and we end up with a 200ft diane abbot.

Fuck

>>133218262
You would be anyway.

At least you're not me with years of depressive malaise to try and explain away.

>>133218153
Traditional American culture

>>133218280
>Put a wash on yesterday
>Didn't get done until mid-afternoon
>Was going to hang it out to dry today
Fuck's sake, shove it up your arse, Rimjob

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F

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>>133218062
>>133218062
>It's a strange feeling but I feel like I'm the next step in lapdancing customer evolution.
No after a pretty shit lap dance one night that cost me $250 (drunk as fuck wasnt thinking) i realised that for that money i could get a whore to actually fuck me.
So next day I went to my local brothel paid a qt 6 / 10 $250 and fucked her twice (thats how i lost my virginity) As an aside there was also a solid 9 /10 model quality girl working on that day but i was a nervous virgin and went with the more approachable option.

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>>133218344
It's just Diane Abbott but a little bit fatter.

>>133218470
What course?

>>133218520

Jesus christ, we dont need trident, just clone her.

>>133218452
>put wash on yesterday
>forgot about it
>only took out this morning
>still haven't bothered to hang it up
Might pay someone to do this shit for me desu

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No sympathy for tattoo sods

>>133217624
I just hold onto it anyway even though I don't use it. I don't have it plugged into the aerial anyway since I never use it, on the off chance somehow TV Licensing got into my flat. Not like I'd ever let them in anyway

I also already have a couple monitors. I think one of them is 22" and the other 24" or something like that. Both just 1080p though. Might upgrade to a couple 4k monitors some time, but not until I get a better graphics card

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Driving test in half an hour lads

>>133218634
For some reason I don't really mind when men get tattoos but I can't stand it when women get them

>>133218470

How is this fucking possible, you needed fucking 40% when i was at UNI.

>>133218749
>tfw you pass and realise driving is shit

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>>133218749
Don't drink too much before

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>>133218271

This is how it sometimes goes:

>enter strip club in group, get a table, strippers flock over because that's their job
>stripper sits down and asks if I want a dance because bros are getting dances
>say 'nah' and when she asks why explain that I'm 'mates' with a stripper so I know the drill etc.
>see the flash of recognition in their faces, they start asking where she worked etc.
>we start talking about stripper stuff
>they give dances but come back to talk about stuff that isn't stripper stuff
>then pic related
>end up in the casino with stripper after she finishes

Experience with strippers + ability to see through the bollocks = getting noshed, lad. The secret to strippers is you have to pretend that you'd be cool with them being a stripper.

Like I said, it's the next step.

>>133218584
Civ Eng. Never should have fallen for the STEM meme.
>>133218786
Because I did fuck all because I hated the course tbqh.

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>>133218647
Cheer up and watch some YouTube videos lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02a723LsoFA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4bpx8czGp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1yrH4qS2RA

>>133218470

Shoulda spent less time on here, lad.

>The IFS looked recently at employees’ pay across age, gender and earnings. Since 2008, the value of men’s pay on average has fallen by just over 7%, compared to a fall of under 2% for women. In Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and North East England, the value of women’s pay has actually increased.

Dat privilege

>>133218886
Just go study gender studies or sociology at another uni for 3 years of fucking around and getting drunk every night and having almost no work to do

how is ukpol so active but auspol isnt?

>>133218867
Knowing a stripper ought to make you want to be noshed by a stripper, lad. Risky game you're playing.

>>133218867

I also forgot to mention the cocaine.

You may have to pretend you like cocaine. Strippers like cocaine.

>>133218970
>how is ukpol so active but auspol isnt?
Probably because we have like 3x your population

>>133218774
Don't know why but I hate tattoos and body piercings on a women.

Just got a reminder for my dentist appointment next month. Im scared lads. I think ill end up with braces

>>133218867
>when she asks why explain that I'm 'mates' with a stripper so I know the drill etc.

What's so bad about lapdances then?

>>133218976

You don't need to marry them, lad, but you're getting for free what blokes are paying twenty quid for a sniff at.

That's the whole point. Next time you're in, tell them you know a stripper and you're not paying twenty quid for a hardon you can't do anything with. You have to pretend you're as jaded with the shit as they are.

>>133219042
thats true is a housing crisis going on over there? its definetly about to happen here.

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Would you drink in a flat roof pub?

>>133218886
>Because I did fuck all because I hated the course tbqh

Why didnt you ask to change ASAP?

>>133219103
Try having a root canal lad.

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>>133218886
>Civ Eng
Everyone I know in civil engineering was making near enough 6 figures in their 30's, congrats you've gone and ruined your life son. You got dealt a hand of aces and you threw them down a drain.

I hope in 10 years when you're sucking crumbs from the gutter you realize what a terrible blunder you made with regards to your education.

>>133219103
You can refuse them if you really want to.

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By "reform" she means "become shit".

>>133219133
We've had a housing crisis for decades and yet we still keep bringing in more and more people while not building any more homes

>>133219234

And end up with fugged teeth by 50 with jaw pain? Nah

I hate dentists...

>>133219275
i mean housing crisis in terms of price bro.

>>133218886
Feign some mental illness for your extenuating circumstances.

>>133219359
Yeah, prices are extremely high too, due to the shortage of them.

>>133219228
>You got dealt a hand of aces
I didn't get dealt anything, I applied for a course that anyone with good enough A-levels can apply for and it wasn't for me.

>>133219199

That looks like the kind of pub id have to choke somebody out in simply because i accidentally spilt their drink backing into them.

Id rather not get stabbed in the toilets whilst talking a piss rightly.

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"You're not cheating on me are you anon?

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>>133219126
>What's so bad about lapdances then?

>paying twenty quid for a hardon you can't do anything with.

Don't get me wrong, it passes the time, especially if you're in a place that goes bottomless but if you're not a complete mong, you'd be as well dropping that money chatting up some dollymop at a normal bar than sinking a hundred quid at the strippers. At least then you know you're in with a shot.

>>133219199
only if it had white, plastic chairs outside, and a guy in a sleeveless top missing his front teeth sat on one.

>>133219103

Is it at 2.30pm with this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

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>>133218816
Prefer me bike desu
>>133218848
Just hitting the bong instead lad
>>133219240
fuck this shit, grammar schools are the physical embodiment of the 'social mobility for the lower class' that was such a meme in this country, the entry test is basically a fucking iq test for fucks sake. Fucking socialists, want everything to be equal by dragging everything down into the gutter.

>>133219411
hahahah exact opposite here. theres too many selling for too high and the rich student chinks are buying them up.

>>133219420
I don't know how you people always have trouble, or why you assume you will. I've been in plenty of shithole dives and never had an issue.

>>133219240
>Create elite places of education that require the students to be tip top smart to have a chance of entering them
>Why aren't there many ethnics or people from lower class backgrounds who would have most likely been raised by idiot parents to be idiots?
>Introduce quotas
>Grammar schools just become regular old shithole schools
Thanks Labour!

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Tired as fuck lads. I know this is an inane comment but just one (You) will be enough.

>>133219199
I saw this article earlier, those places looked grim.

>>133219590
Have one on me, friendo.

I keep seeing this artical floating around on social media for the last few days

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/10/boss-responds-perfectly-to-employee-taking-a-mental-health-day-off-6767838/

thoughts?

>>133219590
<3

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>>133219590

>>133219199

Only in The Guardian would they lament the demise of these fucking ganghuts; middle-class lefty types with romantic notions of the lower classes.

how many immigrants coming to the uk each year?

>>133219634
It's going to be abused harder than Rihanna

>>133219628
>>133219662
>>133219706
Your charity is appreciated amigos

>>133219634
My jaded nature leads me to think this was a publicity stunt/massive virtue signal from the company coldly organized in a meeting room.
also this >>133219732

>>133219727

You ever see that footage of the indonesian tsunami.

That in human form.

>>133219199
>flat roof

d e m o l i s h

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>>133219727

>>133219727
It varies between around 250k and 330k net migration. In reality we're having around 500k per year coming here

>>133219199
My local flat roof pub is called 'the labour club'
It also has a bookies on top of it.

>>133219942
Oh and also illegals, so probably a couple hundred thousand more

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>>133219822
sames happening here, luckily we have hope.

>>133219727
Approximately shitloads

>>133215591

Is it degenerate if I have a cheeky tug in the disabled toilet at work?

>>133217900

Does no one there think it's weird that there is not a single muzzie in sight?

Do they not stop and think for a second 'hang on, all these muslims we spend so much energy defending and not one of them has turned out to celebrate our sexual liberties?'

How can they not recognise the complete incompatibility of these things?

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>>133220001
What do you think?

>>133220001
What's your job?

>>133219979
But you guys have that points system, doesn't that help?

>>133219634

Hire a woman

>less productive than a man
>more prone to physical injurity if doing physical labour
>chattier than a man and distracts other workers
>maternity leave
>menstruation leave
>mental well being leave
>turns up the aircon to 30c when its 95 outside because they came to work in summer clothes

Paying somebody to do 50% of the work they should be doing and generally just fucking bring chaos to the workplace.

>>133220001
No, as long as you're not thinking of disabled people when you do it.
I exclusively use the disabled toilets since they are much nicer than the ones for the able bodied at my work.

>>133220001
Did you you flush it?

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>>133220087
Probably a primary school teacher

>>133215591
what can we do about the hebes, guys?

I'm unironically thinking about applying for an apprenticeship at the local jet engine manufacturer.

>>133220114
basically all were getting is rich chinks and poos and then about 13.5 thousand refugees a year.

>>133220040
>>133220040
Muslims are just a means to the reeducation/persecution of the white working class. Like how the soviet union put the rapists and murderers in charge of the political prisoners.

You don't want or need them anywhere near the enlightened intellectual class.

>>133220152
Companies would save so much money if there was no woman quota being enforced and it might make women better themselves if they now have to compete with men for positions in a company.

>>133215656
oooh love abitta barb

>>133220152

+ my kids got hayfever at school and i need to go and get some allergy tablets

+ my dog needs to go to the vets

+ need half the day off for a mammogram

+ need half the day off to get my coil fitted

+ weak bladder since childbirth so toilet breaks every 30 mins as they drink water so much because they turned the aircoin up to 30.

FUCK WOMEN.

>>133218174
>Britain always was and still is a sovereign nation
Not when we're part of the EU, you idiot.
That was the whole point of leaving.
A country which cannot make its own laws is not sovereign.

>>133220001

Depends on whether you're smelling the seat at the time or not.

>>133217397
90% of that food is shit anyway. eh

>>133220337

If i owned a company, i would not hire a woman over a man unless she was so fucking exceptional at her job or skillset i had no choice, or it was a career path that generally attracts women more like nursing.

They are a fucking liability, forcing women into the workplace and telling them they can have a career and a family was and is a scam.

Women should not even be in jobs like firefighters and policing unless they are 90% percentile physical athletes who can actually do the job to the minimum standards.

>>133219417
Dumbass.

>>133219634
Fake, created for the publicity

>>133219563
>>Why aren't there many ethnics or people from lower class backgrounds
Plenty of ethnics in Grammars, they're just all Poos or Chinks

>>133218886
>I did fuck all because I hated the course tbqh.
I did Mech Eng and didn't enjoy it, stuck it out for the 2:2 and it was worth it. Got a high-paying job in a somewhat different industry pretty easy

>>133220549
My psychologist was a woman, she was great. Told her I had feelings for her on my last phonecall with her.

>>133220363

+ over 45 hit the menopause, hot flushes and time out breaks as they hit the change.

+ flying off the rails for no reason.

+ passive aggressive behaviour

>>133218262
>>133218262

Drop out now and get a trade. You've been sold a total pack of lies.

Every friend I have in the trades/construction:

>stable
>in a relationship with a decent woman
>kids or kids on the way
>house, car, savings
>continually progressing and advancing in their chosen career, many of them successfully going into business for themselves
>'red-pilled' on race relations, islam and pc culture
>happy

Every friend I have working as a graduate:

>stuck in London
>surrounded by scum that they hate but must go out of their way to protect (this cognitive dissonance causes great stress) because they have to fit in with their consumerist culture obsessed peers and co workers
>renting at exorbitant rates wasting money they will never see again
>Struggling to find a good woman amongst the catty, self-obsessed, virtue signalling narcissists that make up the great majority of female professionals
>Busting their guts working mad hours to prove themselves in the hopes of career advancement watching literally half as qualified women and minorities sail past them into upper management roles
>drinking to cope
>miserable

The choice for me was clear. I just wish I'd have been told sooner.

>>133220549
Requesting the image of a news article talking about the monumental day when so-and-so fire station hired its first woman of color next to the article revealing that the fire station had drastically lowered its standards to hire this woman and that she had been injured on the job and was in the process of suing the state for her injuries.

>>133220622

Hot. She probably loved it.

>>133220272
Anyone have thoughts/advice on this?

why dont you guys just leave britain and come to Australia or the USA?

>>133220730
She was a total milf, over 30 i'm pretty sure, blonde-ish shoulder length hair.

>>133220689
what can i do with an economics degree, ffs no point me dropping out now cus of the debt and what not :(

>>133220723

I've heard of millionares hiring cleaning women and they fell over and sued the person who hired them.

>>133220789
>>133220789
what did she say when you told her you had feelings?

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>>133217397
>How will your life be better after we leave the European Union?
It won't, it'll always suck I think my DNA is cursed. It will however be much better for my fellow countrymen & women, and that is all I think matters.
>What are you looking forward to?
hot cuppa Yorkshire Tea to wash down my beans on toast as we wake up on the morn' of a truly independent Britain. MFW.

>>133220789

futile without pictures, what kind of sorry ass state are you in to need a fucking psychologist anyhow?

>>133220087

I work in the ministry of defence on Whitehall.

>>133220760
My mother keeps trying to get me to take a job in Australia so she can move over there too but I just hate the heat and the wildlife and I'd probably get the feeling that I was abandoning my country.

>>133220860
I can't remember. I recorded the phonecall but it was well over a year ago and I can't bear to listen to it again. I think she was sympathetic and said it was probably because I spent more time with her than any other woman outside my family.

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>>133220760
Because Britain is the greatest country to have ever existed.

>>133220622

Hahah of course you did you bloody melt.

What did she say to that?

>>133220960
>>133221111

>>133220001

Are you disabled?

If so its probably your human rights to be able to do it at this point.

Wouldnt shock me if mongs had dedicated careworkers to jerk them off once or twice a day.

Is losing your virginity to a prostitute such a bad thing? Going Hamburg with some mates for a pissup next month and the odds of us ending up on the Reeperbahn are pretty high.

>>133220947
Take a picture with timestamp outside the front

>>133220689
I'd do that if it was possible.

>>133220958
thats true the heat is kinda shitty but all other seasons are not cold but not hot, probaly the perfect temperature. you guys just need a conservative party in government.

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>>133221152

No but apparently the toilet is accommodating for perverts.

>>133221164
Just do it lad, I really want to go Hamburg looks like a pretty city. Also Hamburg is supposed to be one of the most left wing places in Europe.

>>133221258
Manual labour is disgusting. Don't do it.

>>133221164
>Is losing your virginity to a prostitute such a bad thing?
Do you think you would regret it when you got back?
If not don't worry about it too much, just enjoy your time out there.

>>133221164
It's abit socially pathetic but if you can get over that then I don't see anything wrong with it putting aside how immoral prostitution and destroying the sanctity of sex is of corse..

>>133221164
It's not like the films. You'll probably go to 2 mins and max then flop on top of her. Just get it over and done with, wish I did it earlier.

>>133220833

The debt is nothing in our country. This isn't the US where the loan is going to haunt you forever.

You won't pay anything back until you're over 21,000 and then it's a relatively paltry sum of money each month.
It's not great, sure, but it hardly actually matters.

My advice to anyone thinking about Uni is now:

>Do you literally obsess about your chosen subject?
>Can you literally not see yourself working in any other field?
>Are you sure you'll be able to work in that field provided you do well in the degree?

If the answer to any of those is anything other than 'FUCK YES' then don't fucking go because you're setting yourself up for a life of misery.

You can do very well with an economics degree but unless you've got some passion or an iron will and work ethic you've not got the skill set for that.

Finish if you're close to but otherwise, if you don't enjoy it, try something else because you're going to be miserable for ever.

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>>133221230

Here's my work pass on lunch break so don't have a pen for time stamp.

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>>133221396
>manual labour
>bad
Maybe if you're gay.

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really enjoyed winding Kiwis up in /sp/ these past few weeks.

>>133221538
What do you do for the ministry of defence?

>>133221362
Whatever you do, just don't pull the emergency cord.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDZzl9AyXeg

>>133221559
I've worked as a labourer every summer since I was fourteen, I pity those who have to do it their whole lives. I know people who get to forty and can't work again because of working a trade.

>>133221636
waste tax payers money on unnecessary procurements.

>>133220735
>>133220272


Do it.

You might have to go to college once or twice a week to learn engineering, which is good. When I was doing engineering in a regular at college there were part time students there already working for car companies and stuff.

>>133221721
I'd have less time to shitpost here though.

>>133221662
>This
If you haven't started your own business in a trade by 40 your body will be completely fucked by the time you are 50 especially if you are a bricky or scaffolder

has anyone here been to italy as off late? whats it like? im thinking of visiting my family.

>>133221636

Masturbate in their toilets.

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>Pictured: Boy, 13, with dairy allergy who died 'after bullies flicked cheese into his face' as police launch attempted murder probe
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4682660/Boy-arrested-death-pupil-allergic-reaction.html

Shouldn't have been so lactose intolerant the disgusting bigot.

>>133221826
kek

>>133221711

Like diversity hires?

>>133221826
milk is racist

>>133221662

>I've worked as a labourer

There's your problem. All manual labour is not equal.

If you start as a general labourer and don't make improvements and advance after a year or two you have to be almost totally useless.

That's what I love about construction... You can be even just averagely intelligent and have a little initiative and it is wide open to you because almost everyone else is thick and or lazy.

There's a lot of mobility.

>>133221381
Mate has been there a few times, he was based in Germany for a few years with the Army says it's a great pub city plus compared to most other European cities it doesn't have much of a shitskin population.

>>133221417
Not worried too much about it, just wanted to get an opinion from Brit/pol/

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>>133221826
#notallcheese

>>133221783
Guys I know have to go work with broken ribs etc. just earn a living. I'd rather be inside an air conditioned office and exert myself in an air conditioned gym, especially with weather like this.

>>133221761

Everybody wins is your point?

>>133221711

I bet the MOD is so fucking retarded they have to special order a box of BIC pens that cost 25 quid instead of the regular 4 quid because muh national security.

>>133221960
>it doesn't have much of a shitskin population
I thought it had a large Turkish population? But heard it was good none the less, all the brothels and bars

>>133221956
You're right, but I'd still rather press buttons on a screen for a larger amount of money.

>>133222068

Hey, as long as you enjoy what you do, or the lifestyle it affords you, who cares?

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>the barrier of white australia.

>tfw you have no marketable skills whatsoever

Couldn't even be a binman desu. Or is binperson now?

>>133222198
Become a criminal

>>133222272
Don't have what it takes desu

>>133222043
It has been a few years since he went tbf, should be weekend roaches or no. Might get to smack around Antifa if I'm lucky though

>>133222272
Don't have what it takes desu.

>>133222334
Many options available in the sector

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>dere's moire to Oireland dan dis

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>>133222198
>20
>never had even a part time job
Do they only look for 18 year olds straight out of college for apprenticeships and the like? Seems like the only reasonable option for me now, short of joining the fucking armed forces.

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>moving to the uk right now.

>>133222519
You've got a bit of time to get one probably. Over 21 it's harder. Over 25 give up.

>>133222553
Sorry we're full

>>133222198
My mate is the most dopey and socially autistic person on the planet and even he got a job as a binman, if you can't manage to get the job you're beyond help

>>133222519
Just apply for an apprenticeship you'll be more than fine. But join the forces if that's what you want to do

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>Twitter account locked
>mysteriously right after I say something about UKIP, so that triggered a bot or whatever
>asking me to type in a code it's sending me via phone
>not calling me

So yeah, this looks like some pretty fucking obvious censorship; where does one go if Twitter has fully fallen to shit? Pain in the nuts, most of the ones I follow are Viz writers/artists. I just want the funny, damn it.

>>133222198

Hide in the bin and when nobody is looking jump out the back and push a binman in and assume his indentity.

Nobody will ever know because binmen are ignored by everybody and probably not even considered human.

>>133220272
Good idea, Rolls Royce are the best employer round there, do it.

>>133222222

>>133222614
>My mate is the most dopey and socially autistic person on the planet and even he got a job as a binman

>>133222727
>Nobody will ever know because binmen are ignored by everybody and probably not even considered human.

Case in point.

>>133222614
I haven't tried to be fair, I was exaggerating. Just feels pretty hopeless, I don't enjoy anything and all I was ever told was "do what you enjoy" or something akin to that.

Wish I'd just been forced in to something from an early age and made the most of it, like a family business. I could do that, it's the presumed freedom I can't handle.

>>133222833
>quoting yourself as proof of a point

>>133222738
Can't find anything about apprenticeships on their website but I know there are going to be loads more soon because it was in the paper.

>>133222727
Woah.

>>133222198
Volunteer whilst you're unemployed, and try your utter hardest. Then ask about applying for a job after 2 and a bit months.

>>133222964
>As proof of a point
He was just quoting the point the previous quote was meant to be proof of.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/11/first-gay-muslim-wedding-takes-place-in-the-uk-6769737/amp/

THIS IS WHY ROMANIANS ARE GETTING JOBS HERE.

IF YOU'RE GUTTER FILTH THEN YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT A GUTTER FILTH JOB.

THAT'S LIFE.

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>sell something on ebay
>go to post office to post it
>they ask whats in it
>tell them its a bomb for a joke
>he asks again
>say its a bomb again
>he tells me to wait there a moment
>get arrested
>questioned
>over a joke

Some people just can't take a joke.

>>133223090
no he was quoting a quote to proove a proof the previous proof was quoting a proof of

>>133223218
Wtf I love islam now

>>133222068
Same, worked pretty much the same as you.. during summers, i was 16 when i started though. Respect to those who worked hard doing it there for life. Getting up at 6am when it's still dark outside and raining is pretty sole destroying.

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>>133223238
>>say its a bomb again

>>133223006
Nice - they'll get a lot of applications, but if you don't ask, you don't get. Maybe you could email HR and ask them when they'll be recruiting.

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>>133223235
I may be gutter filth on the outside, but I'm a diamond on the inside.

>>133223077

It was a joke.

>>133223377
I just signed up for an email notification thing on their apprenticeships, who knows, worth a try.

>>133221164
I did. Its not much fun. No passion.

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>>133223449
Good luck lad, working there is one of those "proper jobs" /pol/ tells us don't exist any more.

>>133223218

>tied the knot wearing traditional golden Sherwanis in a civil ceremony at Walsall registry office

Guessing the Mosque wouldn't allow it there?

Toptip lads, never work at McDonalds.

Zero confidentiality, made an official complaint and the managers showed everyone the document and now I regularly get called a snitch.

I'm resigning in the morning, I'd rather be homeless than work with gossiping teenagers.

>>133223252

Is this some monty python argument room shit?

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>>133221826
#Notallmilk

>>133223674
Don't worry, I never would.

>>133223674
I'll have the Sweet Chilli Chicken One lad, thanks.

>>133223872
macciesanon here

good taste but the bacon and barbicue is toptier

>>133223674
What was the complainy about, and why can't you just take it higher up the chain to HR with a concern abiut worlplace bullying?

>>133218886
HA HA

I'm at UoB too, and this happened to me the other year. You can take a supplementary year next year where you resit the compulsory modules. Talk to your department. I spent my time writing my novel, drinking, and shitposting.

>>133222509
Underrated

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>>133216087
>tfw Blairite