>>133214577

>>133214577
>>133214624
Kek

>>133214577

Why only post the one picture? Dump the set.

BEAK'D
How can ausfags compete?

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>>133214732
I have no more of the emu but you can have fun with this sexy photo

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>>133214813
they can't

>>133214577
Still, we don't really care
about whether or not we need IDs to buy things. In fact we're
very happy here with our
emu overlords and these restrictions that they give

us.

>>133214577
Aussie kids can purchase break fluid and chlorine without id.

>muh plastic knives

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>>133215540
Abos can siphon petrol out of your car without ID too

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>>133215984
>>133216148
whoops

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>>133214577
BEAK'D

I just bought plastic knives from Woolworths about a month ago and there was no sign and no ID required.

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>>133216261
damn those emus are getting all the qts

>>133216261
how can bruce even compete

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>>133214577
>>133214624

Fake news

www.police.vic.gov.au/retrievemedia.asp?media_id=70098

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>>133216402
They can't. Explains their insecurity online.

>>133214577
>the emu chieftain gazes upon his beautiful slave/wife who was given to him in the peace treaty with Australia.
>he will soon inform the populace (emu and Australian alike) that he will crown himself king and officially break away from the commonwealth.
>it is unclear how the Australian population will react to the news, however they are in no condition to revolt anyway.
>as the soon to be king of Australia rehearses his speech, his wife confirms that it is good
>they soon enter the chambers and the wife cannot resist the Emu kings BEC.
You mad Aussie boi?

>>133216976
>has fucking macleans toothpaste for a flag
>does not understand the dynamic relationship between Australian man and Dromaius novaehollandiae
>attempts to belittle Australian with an image of an aussie man who has produced 6 healthy white children.
what have you don't for the white race toothpasteflag cuck?

>>133217767
Now deny you are triggered to complete the cycle

>>133216976
>Not realising emus have an iq of 433
>Not realising the emus will decide who lives and dies on the day of judgement
>The entire netherlands will be bombed from orbit by the emu imperial navy for that post

>>133216917
>2011

>>133214577
I can see why, those knifes can be dangerous to kids. If you stab someone with a plastic knife and then twist it until it breaks, its shards can enter the person's body and end up damaging some organs.

But if you put conditions on knive's purchases,
you live in a pussy country. thats fo sho.

also god damn emus are ugly as shit

>>133215228
TOPKEK

>>133219131
Laws don't change every week dickhead

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>>133216261
tfw no strayan gf

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>>133216976

>>133219596
you know what i hate more than my emu overlords? kikes

>>133219448
>6 years is a week

What the fuck Australia? I thought you weren't as bad as your father.

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>>133217841

>>133217841
of course I'm fucking triggered, I lost a great grandfather in the emu war. you cunts do not understand the sacrifices that were made and we are still making to appease our emu overlords.

>>133219655
kek