Fuck Religion

It's been 1987 years since the last miracle, genius.

u mad

>>133211688
It's almost been 5 minutes since you last sucked a cock and I consider that a miracle, OP

>>133211688
>being european
>complains about religion
I bet you enjoy the company of muhammed and jamal.

>>133211688
/pol/ has been infiltrated by Jews and Jesus lovers.

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>>133211964
fuck
off

>>133211688
I feel sorry for all you euro cucks.

>>133211688
Make sure you gapped the plugs correctly.
Are you getting compression?

>>133211688
a lying jew woman cucking her husband is a miracle??

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>>133211688
CRASHING THIS THREAD WITH NO SURVIVORS
POST YOU BEST MAYMAYS GOYS

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dont dorget to sage

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>>133214900
Did you know pigs have 21 minute orgasms?

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>>133215053

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>>133215046
Did you know based homosexuals have 21 hour orgasms

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>>133211688
TRACKING THE MOVEMENT OF SATAN
http://imgur.com/a/4u4ic

HOW TO GET THERE
https://skyview.gsfc.nasa.gov/current/cgi/query.pl
Coordinates: 13 48 1.0, -8 28 20.5"
IRAS micron 100

BOOK OF REVELATIONS
>Revelation 12
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=revelation+12&version=KJV

THREAD MEME
>Johny Cash - The Man Comes Around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA [Embed]

TECHNICAL STUFF & PROOF
>Satan on google /sky/
http://imgur.com/a/XY5ir
>The Movement & Alignment of Satan aligning with Bible prophesy
http://imgur.com/a/l1rx0
>Satans seven heads
http://imgur.com/a/wOMqv
>Nasa Censorship
http://imgur.com/a/eBbth
>The movement of Satan
http://imgur.com/a/g63dk
>Random piece of space for comparison
http://imgur.com/a/k3qsN

OP Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/y5SuupSm
Prev https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/131678913/
COHENcidence, the Bible is the way to the truth my friend, follow the saviour and stop Satan when he comes

>>133211688
Holy shit thats the current year too!

>>133215282
(((coincidence)))
cucktianity is a hoax.

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>>133215344
based aut-right

>>133215053
Ungar--- less than a pole. My sides

>>133211688
It's OK, you'll grow out of your edgy atheist phase soon OP. Educate yourself.

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>>133211688
I know someone who was dying of cancer (had 1 month to live) and was anointed with oil from the tomb of St. John the Wonderworker, and was released from the hospital a week later cancer-free.

>>133215803

Does Nigel get a lot of pussy? He seems like a total pimp, he's got the swagger and the gift of gab. I hope he gets a lot of pussy. Or cock, whatever, not sure.

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>>133216064
nigel is pussy kang

Can we at least agree that Islam deserves more hate than Christianity? I know a lot of you edgelords want to rebel against your parents, but please.

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>>133216259
each to his own religion, in their own homelands

>>133211688

>2017 since the last miracle

Wrong on every level. Isn't there a filmed miracle every year by the Latin Catholic Church?

I realize you religitards have always been conservative and change frightens you because you're low iq but you need to wake up to the fact that conservatism is now liberal and liberalism is now authoritarianism. You need to fuck off to the left where you belong, you are poison.
All religions need to be banned. Practioners should be shot in the back of the head. Some of you would even thank the government for doing it "Oh boy I get to go to Heaven".

>>133215843
Is that real? Holy shit I'm wheezing

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>>133216484
t.you

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>>133216493
realest real m'friend

>>133216539
Oh now, some beta somewhere has similar views to me.
Meanwhile shitskin goat fuckers in the desert with an iq of 65 have similar views to you.

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>>133216324
The Orthodox Church has the holy fire every Easter.

A luminescent cloud descends on Mount Tabor every year on the Transfuguration (August 6).

There are many.

>>133211688
Belief in God is the natural state of affairs, only those with cognitive dysfunctions or deficits don't believe in God. The fact most atheists act like petulant teenagers spouting off long ago countered arguments ought to show that this is not a healthy way to live.

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>>133216611
dont forget your gold star rabbi

>>133215628
I know someone who was riding on a unicorn while shooting a grenade launcher at masses of uruk-hai

>>133216777
Good goy.
Jews invented Christianity to control stupid people.
Why don't you go turn the other cheek while your wife gets smashed by your friends, it's the Christian thing to do.

>>133216745
>You're not a normal human if you don't believe in god!!
>Man those atheists are so childlike in their beliefs

Always love that characteristic lack of self awareness from christcucks

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>>133212051
>he forgot to put the eu flag back on
I SEE YOU SHLOHMO

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>>133216963
Seriously nigger have you read your stupid Bible? It's chocked full of cuckoldry and proto-communism.
"the meek shall inherit the earth"
"rich people don't go heaven"
"the kikes are chosen, everyone else is shit"
"let black people bang your wife"

>>133211688
Atheists are degenerate.
Atheism didn't build civilization or give man morals. Religion is the only reason people ever studied mysteries in the first place.

>>133211847
Haha, this. It's hilarious how atheists think they can argue religion when they don't even know the basics. No wonder they're all dumb as fuck. Ignorance truly is bliss.

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>>133217090
>protect the weak and innocent (Acts 20:35, Isaiah 1:17)
>return to traditional family values (1 Peter 3)
>destroy the institutions of banking (Leviticus 25:37)
>encourage hard work rather than welfare handouts (1 Thessalonians 4:11)
>mandatory self-defense for all capable males (Psalm 144:1, Luke 22:36)
>No to multiculturalism (Joshua 23:7)
>no whores in our society (Proverbs 11:22, Proverbs 31:30-31, Proverbs 31:10-29, Leviticus 19:29)
>Fornication shall not be allowed (1 Corinthians 7:1-9, 1 Thesasalionians 4:3-5, Hebrews 13:4)
>Encourage righteous study (Proverbs 15:28)
>no to hedonism (1 Corinthians 15:32-34, Galatians 6:8)
>help the poor not with handouts but with being productive (Ephesians 4:28)
>homosexuality shall be condemned (Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:27, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10)
>No occultic practices in our group (Deuteronomy 18:9-13, Galatians 5:19-21)
>We fear no evil and we will die for a greater good (Luke 17:33)
>No to feminism (Isaiah 3:12, Colossians 3:18)
r/pol/ is not for serious discussion m'driend

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>>133211930

>>133217312
>>133211847
You guys know it's AD right?
After death.
Of jeebus.
Apparently you missed that part.

>>133217464
Ad stands for ante deum

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Here are some arguments against the charge that we Christians are to be "cuckolds" to others without as much rebuking them for the errors of their ways.

Violence vs pacifism:
>Jesus threw out the money changers (Matthew 21:12)
>Peter brought death upon those who defrauded the church (Acts 5:1-11)
>Paul encouraged justice (Romans 13)
>John said to not allow anti-christians in their homes (2 John 1:10)

And others as well:
Luke 22:36
>Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

Revelation 3:15-17
>I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked:

Psalm 28:7
>The LORD is my strength and my shield; my heart trusted in him, and I am helped: therefore my heart greatly rejoiceth; and with my song will I praise him.

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Romans 13:4
>For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.


Psalm 144:1
>Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:

Matthew 5:13-16
>Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men. Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid. Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house. Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

Jeremiah 10:2
>Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.


>Do not think that I came to bring peace on Earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man's enemies will be the members of his household. He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; and he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me. And he who does not take his cross and follow Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it.
Matthew 10:34–39

Revelations 19:15
>Coming out of his mouth is a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. "He will rule them with an iron scepter." He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty.

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>“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear.”

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Both my parents are Atheists or closeted about their theological beliefs.

>>133211688
yet here you are making a religiong thread on /pol/

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>>133211688

>>133211992

Welcome to about 7 years ago.

>>133211688
>2017 years ago
>Jesus resurrected at 33
You may want to recheck your math, bud

>>133219112
Literally spamming shit to kill this thread, almost like you have a hidden agenda, hmmmmm

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>>133217534

>>133217464
A.D. stands for Anno Domini (in the year of our lord) not after death, jackass

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>>133219326
t. >190 iq

>>133211847
no
wrong
because his apostles, full of the holy spirit, continued miracles after his assumption

brings to mind the miracle revelation of the epic vision of the end times his apostle John received as an old man in 99 or 100 AD exiled on the island of patmos

....the revelation that would become the book of Revelation

to say nothing of isolated miracles since

If there is no hell, then if you kill a jew you will not be punished. Kill them all if you want a Golden age.
Don't fall into the pit of vipers. Smash every Hebrew snake into pieces. They deserve everything that there going to get. You do not exist. Stop worrying about the laughter of animals. Kill them all!

>>133219186
Saved

>>133217464
>>133217534

A.D. Stands for Anno Domini you faggots, which is latin for "The Year of Our Lord" which begins with the birth of Christ (year 0 in some calendars).

>>133219506
Well said

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>>133211930
Severely underrated

>>133219632
doing the ((god's))) work anon keep it up

>>133217464
.......
are you a semi-pro comedian?

>>133217534
*zzzzzzz*

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>>133219691
>he gets buttmad about (((trump))) memes

>>133211688
this is post-secularism , where the elite follow the left hand path in the name of gnosticism. satanist pedofile rings not a joke , they don't do it for sake of twisted kinky sex , they do it to gain more spiritual powers. Don't be fooled by scientism.

>>133211688
Religion is cancer

/pol/ pretends to be better than reddit because "no censorship" but that's bullshit

They're just the opposite end of the spectrum

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>>133220031
thanks for opening my eyes anon

>>133211688
Since people like you make it a political issue it's only fair to let the religious discuss their own affairs unmolested by the likes of you.

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>>133220031
Whoa deep. So instead of allowing people to make their own generals we should censor them. Makes me think.

>>133211688
Miracles happen everyday. For instance it's a miracle someone as autistic as OP can use a computer and shitpost these threads.

>>133219847
>satanist pedofile rings not a joke

its worse than that

goto 23:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzoaxTudJks

>>133216745
The only reason that to you religion seems a natural state of affairs, to you, is because when we're brought into this world we don't know anything about it and are scared. So we look for the easiest way to find an explanation and the idea of a "god" is the first thing that pops in our minds. There have been many worshipped gods throughout the centuries, but none of them real. Many different cultures had different gods to symbolize natural events that their subconscious could not comprehend; for only science to come forth and explain these events in a rational manner, rendering religion uselessly retarded. Thus belief in a god is just a childish thing and a way for smarter men than you to exert control over your lives, so stop beliving in fables from two millenia ago.

>>133211688
>why are religion generals allowed on /pol/?
Why are you so offended that you have to make a thread about it? You get circumcision threads plus BLACKED threads as well. Fucking atheists need to grow out of their teen edgelord rebel stage.

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>>133220559
very based
*tips fedora*

>>133220559
>The only reason that to you religion seems a natural state of affairs, to you, is because when we're brought into this world we don't know anything about it and are scared. So we look for the easiest way to find an explanation and the idea of a "god" is the first thing that pops in our minds.

well...
its possible that is part of the reason for some people

but youre quite incorrect regarding most

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>>133220657

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>>133211688
>If you have been cucked by your stupid subhuman sub IQ parents doesn't mean you need to spread the cancer to others.
This. Why would high IQ people who can think rationally need this insanity in their lives. Only weak minded people need those fairy tales to deal with the inevitable dead.

>>133220729
>but youre quite incorrect regarding most

Then please do enlighteen me

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>>133220375
Love you anon,
You inspire me

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>>133221124
this, r/atheism is based

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>>133221174
glad to be of help

>>133211688
Are you retarded? What about the great Fatima Miracle? Or the people healed in Lourdes?

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>>133211688
aw you fucking disgusting kikes

>>133220559
>So we look for the easiest way to find an explanation and the idea of a "god" is the first thing that pops in our minds.
And this is where you brainlets stop, because brainlets clap their hands when they think they are so smart when they "realized":
>none of them real
But then your tiny brain keeps running around in circles on the issue:
>Many different cultures had different gods to symbolize natural events that their subconscious could not comprehend
And before you get to examine more closely that last part of that sentence, you instead pat yourself on the back for being "smarter" than the other sheep, because it's easy and makes you feel superior, hence:
>for only science to come forth and explain these events in a rational manner, rendering religion uselessly retarded
So why are there scientists who believe in God? Why do we go above and beyond improving our race when science dictates that we are just a mass of cells designed to just eat, fuck, then die? Why does the most powerful country on Earth have plenty of religious folk, while 'smart' atheists die by the hands of 'dumb' goat-worshiping religious fanatics in their home country? Where is the hypothetical atheist country that abolished religion so they can focus on 'science'? Why can't you understand that religion is easily separated from 'science' because they are not mutually exclusive? Why are you trying to use the latter to explain the former, even if we still do not understand a lot about the observable universe?

>>133212051
>flag
EVERY TIME

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>>133221458
agreed, christcucks are disgusting kikes

>>133221155
you seem smart enough to do it yourself

you attributed a snide, ridiculing, blanket cause for it to ALL religious people on earth today, with no room for any other possible cause, even if the believer has a tremendous IQ

you can easily figure out, or deduce, or imagine other, non "you believe because your an imbecile" sources of belief

>Then please do enlighteen me

no need to be so condescending

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>>133211688

>religion is not political

wew

>>133211688
>Be atheist
>"No one's allowed to talk about religion by me!"
>Proceed to rant about how bad religion is
A serious case of the pot calling the kettle black here. Why is it that every single one of you fedora wearing, neckbearded, overweight fucks have to preach and proselytize to everyone that you're atheist and theism is bad? It almost sounds as though you've successfully your "philosophy" of not having a religion into a religion of science wherein science cannot be wrong, science has all the answers, and science governs everything you do ... just like a fucking god.
inb4 atheism isn't a religion

>>133221490
if you are going to defend Christianity, do so in a Christian manner: calm and polite. Strong and assertive, but without any jabs or condescention/insults/sarcasm

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>>133221688
no i meant you and all your circumsized fellows

>>133221728
yes?
and the fact that it is not means what to you?
religion is much more suited to /x/

and I even say that as a true believer

simply because the entire base of it lies in the realm of the as yes non-substantiable and non-flasifiable

indeed all of which is currently outside-of or "beyond" known, or currently knowable, physics