What unique talents do you bring to /pol/ during a happening?

I have no talents, I've been playing video games my entire life and never had a job.

I don't even know how to "modify(?)" a computer, I just play games and put everything to low settings.

I think I may be the most useless human being on the planet, but at least I'm white.

>>133201572
You're not useless. You just haven't found your calling.

My mommy says I'm very handsome

>>133201451
strong breeding genes

>>133201451
I can fuck your wife and make her cum instantly with muh dick

i post very frequently in all caps to hype up the happening

i also post appropriate thread themes

>>133201939
You are, Jack Parrow... In your own special way.

Cooler as Ekke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRzFqW4Xh2k

>>133202035
No, no you can't. She died trying to rescue a kid who fell in the undertow of the Detroit River a few years ago.

criminal mind
honed understanding of cause and effect.

>>133201572
chin up bud. if we met I would buy you a beer. instead im cracking one open for you.

>>133202225
Intuitive?

>>133201572
Being white is not enough.
You have to conjure up the will from within yourself to do something, learn a skill, anything.
Nature will not spare you just because your ancestors survived against the odds again and again, you have to prove to nature that you too can survive the odds.
Learn a craft, learn to shoot, learn to negotiate, anything.
Don't waste the European spirit that you have given.

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>>133201451
Electrician and electrical hobbyist, car enthusiast, amateur machinist.
Experience rebuilding engines.
Experience in 'energetic chemistry'.
Also built pic related in middle school out of junk for a kickass 4th of July party, range is about 50 feet @ 130psi.
Also have access to boats and I know how to sail.

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>>133201572
just pick up a hobby that interests you and start doing it on the side increasing how long you do it progressively, do it when you get dead brain from gaming too long and you realize youre not having fun playing/feel generally shitty, godspeed

>>133202214
He can still fuck her

I have a gun and basic military training
i have a car
im good at raising morale

i can smell a nig several meters away

>>133202484
He found Christine's body? We always figured whe sank somewhere near Fermi II or Luna Pier.

>>133202643
>We = She

>>133201451
I can shitpost and derail a tread pretty quickly.
What's the difference between swedenigger and a finn?
Also, is that a dude in pic related?

>>133202119
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o8aU3FMgynU

Actually, I'm more like this

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>>133201451
Imagine the braps from this one.

>>133201451
I'm apart of a group you guys may have heard of called "anonymous" whenever there is a happening, i send the info to them so that they may do something about it

>>133201451
I'd be useful during a happening. I'm a programmer but my hacking skill is maybe like 20%. I probably couldn't hack any terminals or keypads. And the power's probably going to die anyway. Unless you'd need me to spend a few weeks making a program I'm dead weight.
>>133201572
Man I could teach you everything I know in a few months it's no big deal. But there would be no more computers during the happening so fuck.
We could reminisce about video games.
That's it. We have to record video game history for future generations.
Each one of us must remember a video game by heart and be able to recount it to future generations.

>>133202578
>im good at raising morale
POST BOIPUSSY

>>133201451
>can cook a lot of things
>can hunt and fish, also traps
>know wild foods, and herbs and their various uses
>know how to make a lot of things, from manufacturing graphite, making gunpowder, to gold plating forks, I know how to make chemicals and extract them too.
>can make guns out of random shit

Oh also I used to have 2400 wn7 in world of tanks, I think that's 4000ish wn8 overall.

>>133201451
Medfag here
I can stitch you up and administer penicillin shots for the more rapey pollacks that are bound to reveal themselves.

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>>133202790
You will never: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvtT3UyhibQ

>>133202799
Protein farts are okay.

i'm kind of attracted to androgynous girls who look a little like dudes but not in the "i'm transitioning" sense
but like a rainbow colored toad i know better than to touch
sigh

>>133201451
I'm just a really fun guy.

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Electric/basic electronics, metallurgy if that's possible, I make my own bullets I'm overly attentive with mechanical maintenance. My desktop is minimalist I'm better than most with strategy

>>133201451
Almost always know when someone is lying or being disingenuous even when they're clever or subtle about it.

Instinctual sense of direction (I'm pretty good at just guessing at whatever direction it is I need to go for whatever)

I can shoot a bow and arrow with relatively reliable accuracy.

Good people person, if that's even a real skill and not just containing your autism. All my enemies are my friends, if you know what I mean.

>>133202910
Also I am a mechanical engineer and also know how to repair cars. Probably considerably more useful than an average amerishart.

>>133201451

1) I know algebraic topology
2) I can eat a bigmac in less than 40 seconds
3) I can smoke 40 cigarretes in 1 day
4) I can eat any disgusting thing I find, so no starvation during happening

>>133201451
I know how to UP vote.
Your move nigga.

>>133201451
Rape specialist in white women

>>133201572
I know a lot of people like you, you're not the most useless being, at least a tie with 5 more people I know.

>>133203192
kek

>>133201451
YO THIS A BAIT THREAD NEWFAGS-
DON'T GIVE THE CIA YOUR SKILLSET ASSHOLES

>>133201451
im a machinist by trade.
i can build primitive structures (im sure most of you can)
i can hunt.
i know basic first aid
and have been trying to atleast learn more
about it even if i cant practice it in a school
im white
i can burp the alphabet.

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I have a rifle and a bottle of lube and I'm not afraid to use either.

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I'm excellent at crafting fingerboxes

>>133203473
>filename
Hello old friend

>>133201451

I'm a good talker. I also know basic veterinary and human medicine and have a lot of traditional farm knowledge and skills. Most importantly, I'm Texan.

>>133203505
Niggers tongue my anus.

>>133203572
roody poo

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>>133201451
I can touch my nose with my tongue.

>>133201451
I am proficient in Tiger-Crane Style, and I am more than proficient in the exquisite art of the Samurai sword.

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>>133203492
>Claims to be an expert at crafting fingerboxes
>Posts one with only one hole
Kill yourself.

>>133201451
Working EMT for 6 years. Worked as a deckhand for 2. Reload my own ammunition in all major calibers along with a few obscure ones like 6.5 jap, 9x21, and almost all straightwalled pistol calibers.

Once kept an 88 cutlass running for 16 years using only duck tape, zip ties, water bottles, and half a snorkel.

I'm also a savant at those "spot the difference" things in kids magazines.

>>133201451

I have impeccable transdar. To prove it: your picture is of a biological woman.

I´m determined and tireless. I can speak several languages. I can grow weed. I can orientate by night in southern hemisphere by looking the Southern Cross star formation in the sky. I can eat anything.

>>133203681
I can touch your tongue with my balls.

Your move.

>>133203872
multihole fingerboxes are a meme, much like 223

I have Sherlock level deduction skills. Like, noticing different lengths of your eyebrow hair and the color of the skin around your fingers, noticing immediately you've been trapping/transitioning. I should really become some kind of investigator.

Similarly, I can sneak into damn near anywhere, often affecting a persona with a backstory. It used to be a hobby of mine, getting into restricted or high security areas. Confidence and knowing the power of people's laziness is key.

I can pick locks. I can kick some serious ass if the need calls for asses to get kicked. I can make friends with near anyone, and I do mean anyone. I have theoretical but not working knowledge about improvised demolition substances.

>>133201451
Well, nothing in particular.
I spend most of my time studying paterns of prehistoric human migrations, civilisations, geography, mineralogy. Basicaly the stuff, that would be super useful 10.000 years ago, but is now meaningless.

If you want to know, if i was given group of folk i have to lead into glorious civilisation, iang had to chose place, it would be around La Paz river.

>>133204335
I'll have you know I had 3 different fingerboxes throughout my teens, and none of them had fewer than 2 holes. Single holers are for normies and you know it.

>>133204422
Oh yeah and I can sorta speak/understand Japanese, Spanish, Italian, and French.

>>133201451
Elaborate on the 1st point

I can ward women off by making them feel uncomfortable

>>133201451
>2). Know police "10 code" jargon (and a lot of that is regionally based but based on region, I know how to read it)

Not every agency uses the gay 10 code system.

>>133201451
I bring nothing of value.

You lads bring the content I am but a parasite that consumes it.

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>>133201451
I drive

>>133202356
Yes, I tend to get the right answer even with only a handful of facts. I even consider angles that appear irrelevant because you never know how a thread will unravel until you start pulling. I would go as far as to say that simply creating chaos with the irrelevant can at times be sufficient to begin producing relevant facts as the other acting parties are forced to react around the created shitmess. If anything is my biggest limiter it would be the scarcity of good intel and my lack of education in regards to overcoming that limitation.

but I digress.

I'm good at the mechanical side of people. It's amazing what you can do with just a lever.

Now if only I can get a job as a sociopath instead of shitposting on a sudanese art trading forum

>>133203343
>implying a handful of honest shitposts at 3am on a chinese finger puppet usenet arent drowned out by the 6 millions shitposts all day every day on social media platforms
>implying actual rednecks with arsenals in bumfuck dixie arent 9999x a bigger threat than some larping lanklets on the internet

1. have seeds and spores and the knowledge on how to grow them
2. have a secret stash of mdma if the happening is confirmed
3. I'm a good shot and suicidal so I'm a good expendable resource

>>133207236
you can burn down a forest with a single match.


where human interaction differs from fire, is that where as fire spreads on its own, the spread of shitposting relies on the emotions of the beholder

>>133207549
overpowering their reason

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>stronk and loyal
>good team leader
>I do construction so I'm good with my hands
>people like me for some fucking reason
>I'm a Mick so pretty much white

>pol ever contributes something to a happening

>>133208299
I can force people to be skeptical of me.
I'm also God.

>>133203492
Delet this sham copy of a copy.

Meme master with Woodworking and gardening as hobbies

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I can spin and twist arguments with help of advanced brain gymnastics. This year alone I have redpilled around 50 people including an Arab.

>>133203492
tell me about the fingerbox
what goes in the hole?

>>133201451
I'm a locksmith.

>>133201572
>I don't even know how to "modify(?)" a computer, I just play games and put everything to low settings.
Don't feel bad. I do this as well, I'm completely tech illiterate

>>133210115
I got a cheap pick set recently, its pretty fun except knowing how easily i could pick the doors to my house

Hmmmm...
1. I'm a decent shot with a rifle
2. I can do agricultural field work
3. I can do auto collision repair
4. Registered scuba diver (havnt been out in years)
5. I can ride horse
6. I'm good at submarine simulators
That's about all I can think of for now.

>>133210203
Same here, Always wanted a gaming pc, but I don't think I could manage putting one together.

>>133210812

Shit literally only goes in the hole its ment to these days

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>>133210203
>>133201572
computers are actually simple as shit, they're basically like an 8-piece lego set. First you figure out what processor you want then check what socket it is and what motherboard will accommodate it. You can read reviews and easily steal ideas from other people's builds. Then you find a power supply, heatsink and fan for the cpu (if it doesnt come with one) cd-rom drive, HDD (dont get an m.2 unless you know for sure it's compatible), case, a fan or 2 and video card if you want one. Pirate an OS. They sell barebones kits as well that come with like half these parts that are compatible, together as a bundle

just go on pcpartspicker.com and look up people's builds to see what works and what has good reviews. Get parts on newegg, amazon or tigerdirect. You save a shitload of money and its not hard

Soldier, firefighter, paramedic, can shoot decent and carry large loads (lel) long distances. Also my blue eyed blonde hair genes will surely be worth a pretty silver quarter in our utopian future.

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>>133201451
I was a small engine mechanic for years, can pick locks, am an ok shot, practice Jiu jitsu, and can always tell if a person is lying.

>I can draw
>I can play the guitar ,piano and harmonica
>I can identify females, newfags and redditors based on their posting style
>I can masturbate for 7+ hours if I feel like it
>I can handle a bow and arrow
>I can masturbate to traps without feeling like a faggot
>I can learn most languages to near expert proficiency in around 6 months
>I can rig up electronical contraptions and basic circuits
>can make guns
>can program

Nothing but my bp I'm afraid.

>>133210374
I heard that. With my $5 fasttech.com set I keep in my car I can get into most cars that have keyholes.

>>133201451
1) They the fact that Britainians can't afford for coffee
Poor poorfags

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>>133201451
i can work on software for encrypted communication through the interwebs

>>133201451
I know how to tame boars

>>133201451
it's extremely easy to tell a swede from a finn though

>>133211217
But can you shit in a toilet?

>>133201572
literally me except I learned useful computer skills being too poor to buy all the video games I wanted to play
even made mmo bots with lua and python
also got sick of video games and moved on to linux because windows 10 sucks

>>133201451
Shitposting.
Clear and simple.

>>133212213
I don't think we'd have toilets during a happening,maybe we'd be digging holes in the ground. Indians shit in streets to prepare themselves for happenings :^)

>>133201451
>speak 3,5 languages (finnish, Swedish, English)(still learning german)
>can also Read danish, norwegian and Limited dutch
>armchair general
>armchair historian (as in I know the most history among my social circle but in reality only know basics)
>I can go 16 hours without peeing and 50 without shitting
>know some traditional stuff (basic farming, basic folk medicine etc.)

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I can produce music and teleport. But I can only teleport on Saturdays, it really takes a lot outta me.

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>>133201451
I can edge for several hours and accurately hit each blade of my ceiling fan.
I am not sure how splooge powers will help during the Day of the Rope, but when the time comes, I'll be ready, dick in hand.

>>133207146
I like you since I can recognise we have a similar mind.
>>133201451
pros:
>medical knowledge
>very good at recognising logical relations between pieces of information
>138IQ
>good at split second decisions
>wouldn't hesitate to pull a trigger
cons:
>bad stamina
>tend to forget about things

>>133201451
I can put my leg behind my head

>>133201572
First in to recognise obvious troll. Pretty poor effort desu.

I can keep you company with some weed if you want to relax

I can hop on one leg for really long distances

>>133201451
I'd probably make great cannonfodder.

>>133212421
I bet you use a thinkpad

>>133204676
Teach on how to be friends with anyone plox. Like how do you do it? You must have a routine or a set of guidelines you follow

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>>133211217
>>I can masturbate to traps without feeling like a faggot

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>>133221909
>>medical knowledge
>>tend to forget about things

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I can get you a 10% discount at Walmart in case we need to make a pit stop before we head to fuck up some Antifa.

>>133201451
I can write flaming speeches like Goebbels to encourage the /pol/ troops

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>>133201451
I can grow crop, I can hunt, I can shoot, and I know quite a bit about trapping animals.

I know how to operate firearms
Can cook
Above average fighter
Big and can be intimidating visually
Good at reading people
I can turn off my mind and do things that would normally psychologically distress someone....like murder someone and other hard make or break survival choices.
Have a basic understanding of most things (jack of all trades, master of none)

>>133201451
I can't tell if that's an exemplary female or a transvestite; hips say tranny or bra-stuffer, hands too.

-Sheer endurance, if it's not a raw feat of strength I can outwork most men at my level and compete with lads a couple tiers up.
-Flexible
-Excellent gut instinct, snap decisions happen in a clinch before I'm consciously aware.
-Broad knowledge base, entry level awareness of many fields and a middling depth of understanding and self-education on several.
-I learn quick and have enough emotional endurance to dig in and do the job at a mediocre level with no support until I get good.
-High tolerance for bullshit, compassion for others, and no tolerance for people who clear that generous threshold.
-Results and improvement-based perception; I want shit to work and I want it to work well and I'll do what's necessary to find the solution and execute it.
-I make friends with and have a subconscious social attraction to sociopaths.
-People in general like me, though I have no idea why.
-11 years of mixed martial arts, strikes, throws, and grappling, no fighting experience.
-Basic understanding of anatomy.
-Proficiency with small arms, fundamental tactics, and basic observation skills.
-Basic orienteering skills, can read a map.

>>133201451
I am pretty good at staying calm and level headed during an emergency.

I also know my way around a ship, crane and forklift.

Not sure how that would help during a happening though.

Pros
-i like to record things for some reason. would do well taking inventory, recording events, etc. i just need a nice clipboard..
-Basic first aid, medical, smithing/forging, welding, car work, guns, sciencie stuff, structures/homes, food preparation, firearms/ranged weapons, etc. knowledge
-above average strength for my size and weight. (not as fit as i used to be, but that's just due to my current situation not really needing it)
-i try to be the most honest person i can, so lying isnt common (not believable though)
-likeable (or at least i hope so)

Cons
-even with the closest friends an argument leading to insults can seriously harm my trust in them (however i am completely fine with jokes)
-would give my life for my dog or my partner (not as useful as me)

i could go on but ill just end it now. already pretty long.

>>133202390
How is that even legal?
Are you allowed to build a flamethrower in USA?

>>133201451
an almost uncanny ability to move unseen in addition to knowing basic survival

>>133223695

Americans do whatever the fuck we want!

>>133201451

I can spot typos, mispellings, and bad grammar then issue a verbose and snide corrective reply.

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>>133201451
Is that a trap or a woman?

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>>133201451
Lack of empatthy for evil people and people that I deem as dead. I am providence
Also I can make a very decent bolognese sauce

I can print out pictures of the Happening and cum all over it for a quick laugh from anonymous shitposters

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>>133223845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA&t=28s

I know how to do advanced web searches such as using "quotes" for exact phrases and filetypes (filetype:pdf) for example

I draw a lot of furries

>>133202720
i love how everyone ignored you

I can:
>shoot my ar accurately
>know various battle drills and am competent at land nav at night
>cook really good
>starting off a nursing career so tell the happening to wait a few years
Also I got a full set of gear for my environment so no need to kit me out with loaners

>>133201451
I can safely navigate a submerged US Navy submarine.

>>133201451
Im much more knowledgeable about anything firearm related than your average /pol/ak

>>133224301
Also butcher by trade

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>>133201451
I'm:

1. Strong and /fit/
2. Know how to fight
3. Have a KJV Bible
4. An infowars waterfilter
5. A ruger .22 and 1/2 a box of ammo
6. A mag light

>>133223695
in the US flamethrowers are not considered firearms. from what iv heard most restrictions are placed my state, or local laws.

>>133211161
Story behind that pic?

I'm genuinely interested.

>>133224707
>5. A ruger .22 and 1/2 a box of ammo

Yeah, that's going to be useful when the Zombie Guinea Pig apocalypse happens

>>133201451

Pro :
- can drive a semi-trailer
- some mechanical and electrical knowledge, decent at fixing shit
- above average cook
- pragmatic to the point of autism
- pretty good at solving practical problem
- decently fit
- lots of accumulated knowledge on pretty much all subjects
- learned how to do basic first-aid
- know how to fire and maintain a gun
- somewhat charismatic and very good at manipulating people

Cons :
- little to no patience
- can't stand people who talk shit and morons in general
- allergic asthma all year round
- useless when temperature hit 25+°c (can't fucking breath)
- non-monotheist (not atheist either)
- bisexual
- virtually no empathy for my fellow humans, also people are either scarred of me or they like me a lot. There's no in-between

>studying electrical engineering
>basic medical skills
>can use bow and arrow
>average fighter
>can use throwing knives
>can speak 3 languages, 2 fluently
>good leader and organizer
>can manipulate even intelligent people easily with lies if necessary
>above average driving skills
>gardening skills
>can handle seeing gore
>white

Thats all, but i am working on learning new things

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>>133201451
Licenced plumber/sanitation
Hunter/trapper
Moderate understanding of chemistry can make drugs and meds
Many years of learning Survival skills
Carpentry
Leadership
Borderline sociopath.

>>133202578
Thats just a regular nose.

Small arms and long guns, years of hunting and fishing, plenty of experience working outdoors. Unfortunately my left leg and hip are busted to shit so im good for maybe 2 miles a day. Luckily have a comfy place in the adirondacks an hour away from anywhere with a 4 digit population and a spring fed pond.

Have muscles for no reason (never hit up a gym) but I can't run for shit and my flexibility is a joke.
Science comes naturally to me but I'm horrible when it comes to literature (bad feels when your liberal asshat lit teacher won't round your 89.8 to an A)
Confident and can befriend almost anyone, although I was awkward/cringy (incredibly awkward/cringy) during elementary and middle school.

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>>133201451
i can draw a perfect circle

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>>133223695
Flamethrower are legal everywhere in the US but Maryland and California. Pic related, it's the X15 flamethrower that you can purchase for like $1,500, napalm mixture included.

>>133225314
thought you said above average cock
> bisexual
;)

>>133201451
I've got basic medical knowledge and can play the trumpet.

>>133204422
cant wait till you blow us all up with your theoretical but well intentioned improvised demolition substances

>>133205415
translation you can be canadian

>>133203557
If Texan fix flag.

>>133201451
construction worker (Painter)
Make Art!
Speak 4 Language!

>>133201451
I can make a variety of refreshing cocktails and provide accurate fire support out to 150 yards and suppressing fire out to 250 yards with my AR-10. On top of that, I have a handful of other firearms at my disposal.

>>133227005
I'm also handy with a variety of tools and am quick to learn how to do things, so I'm sure I could learn how to synthesize TATP in a bathtub if I had to.

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>>133201572
>but at least I'm white.

holy fuck anon my sides

>>133226454
>thought you said above average cock

That wouldn't be very useful during a SHTF situation though.

What is "a happening"?

Carpenter

I also can't die

I can LARP as a useful asset

>>133223695
I can and have. Terrifying to use it though.

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1) Was in grad school for econ making A's (and some 2 b's in (((macro))) economics). Quit when I realized I'd be a jewish puppet. TLDR can help rebuild society by helping set up a NON FIAT currency.
2) redneck proficiencies. firearms/ hunting/ camping etc....
3) Really good with a camera. Evidence gathering or propaganda production?
4) Also have grown DUDE WEED LMAO before if that's your thing

I look damn good in cowboy boots

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>>133201451
Absolutely fantastic body, and i know that it is a female.
Would bang and waifu instantly.

Fit babes tickle me, even if their "looks" are not good.

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>>133227435
>I also can't die
at least make the joke clever

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>>133201451
1. My weight of 400lbs to squash commies
2. Shitposting
3. Frogposting

+10 strength
+10 horticulture and gardening

That's about it. I drive a forklift but any retard can. I wouldn't worry about us though. We're quick learners when we need to be.

>>133201451
I trained dogs for sled racing i.e Iditarod and have my own 50kg dog whom doesn't need a leash outside whatsoever.

I spend most summers camping in a tent during weekdays and working in the weekends.

I'll survive but I'm not bringing anyone of you with me. I'm not risking me or my loved ones lives for more dead weight.

>>133201753
You know this is 4chan, right? Are you lost?

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>>133227905
oh damn, forgot to post answer to the actual question.

I bring /pol/ during happenin:

>constant monitoring of the many newschannels with my computer setup
>constant communication through social media
>my point of view, which is pretty based and no humbuk

>my excitement, when people start dying

And my survival skills.
If you ever be in shit-hit-the-fan survival situation in the arctic area and im there, you would never die from thirst, starvation or cold, even on winter.

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>>133201572

>>133203492
>fingerboxes meme
it actually came true you retards, only they spin instead

>>133201451
Are you all just the same person one upping yourself with each shitpost about your own personality?

Have you reached quantum trolling where you troll yourself beyond the event horizon of knowing you are trolling yourself?

That first basic bitch post really just gave it away.

Also there are at least three "people" here who each:
-Can pick locks
-Know an obscure martial art
-have been a mechanic
-can spot a liar

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I have a folder full of venti pics

Would musicians have a place after the happening? That's all I'm really good at.

>>133201572
Be Christian and make people give you money

Or be Catholic and the do the same but you get to rape kids if you're into that.

>>133224707
>have a bible
holy fuck how is that a talent are you autistic?
>frogpost
oh you're retarded.

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>>133228921
Buy a camelback or similar water bladder. Works like a charm on long marches

>>133231315
dem legs

>>133201451

I can shoot a milk jug with a semi automatic rifle about every second at 100 yards range using iron sights with accuracy.

1. I'm a pretty awesome driver if necessity dictates.

2. I can keep track of time without a clock and can wake up virtually at anytime without an alarm

3. I can estimate distances accurate to 25m, up to 500m away

4. I can tune out of all emotions and focus wholly on the task at hand

You need me, /pol/.

>>133201451
I can stretch my scrotum out to incredible proportions. Seriously it covers an A4 piece of paper

My outdated version of photoshop can cast the most potent of meme magics

>>133201451
I have 10,000+ hours logged in survival games. I would have no problem using the tactics I learned and developed over the past few years and applying them to the real work situation when the race war comes.

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I have INCREDIBLY SENSITIVE HEARING and what may be borderline-inhuman night vision. Some of my other senses are amped up past normal human perception.
I feel moonlight on my skin like normal people feel the sun.

>>133224811
Looks like his gun jammed and he just kept firing it off

>>133201939
How many gbp for Wendy's chicken tendies and McDonald's bbq sauce

>>133201451
>/k/ommando
>job as a tech for aviation comm nav
>motivated and have shit ton of initiative, coworkers tell me to stop volunteering for shit so much
>good at following orders and listening

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This thread is painful to read.

I know how to build a lean to and start a fire, but I'm not white.

>>133201451
I look good, can lift heavy stuff and other similar tasks, good with words, not antisocial autist like many of you and I can grow food better than most, if not all of you (probably all of you ;-)).

>>133232861
Kill yourself

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>>133201572
You're all set for the racewar, that is if you haven't played gaymes for normies and faggots.
You will not feel a damn thing when you put your boot to the neck of the non-white mongrel, stick that fucking .44 barrel up it's nostrils and fucking pull the trigger.
Besides one doesn't need "unique talents" this ain't no fucking DC justice league, you bring your ass out there and join the whites marching and kill every single non-white fucko coming your way.

>>133201451
1: I have medical training
2: I can lead
3: I've spent the last 6 years studying ww2 tactics and related shit so I'd assume that'll help in one way or another

>>133201451
I've worked as a firearms instructor for the past 3 years and also maintain a 1 acre back yard farm year round. I'd say I'm in a much better position than 99% of faggots on pol.

>>133203121

lol at your pic, awesome

>>133224811
Intentionally put in wrong caliber to see if the barrel would explode.
Just your average american having fun.

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>>133201572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoA4017M7WU

>>133201451
The ability to roll amazing gets

>>133203492

Put your hand in the box, young Atreides

>>133223193
I know, ffs... Get back in the operating theatre, Ben Carson, and count how many sponges you have... To save time, get the nurse to start opening the stitches on the patient's scalp.

>>133231315
Hnnng

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>>133237792

>>133231315
I have a penis full of blood. Thank you.

>>133203192
2 and 4 are the same thing tbchwu senpai

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1.In decent shape

2.Can drive manual

3. Proficient with shotguns

4. Can draw/paint for whenever your raider gang needs a neat flag or nose art

>>133223840
>an almost uncanny ability to move unseen in addition to knowing basic survival

I've always wondered how to do this stuff. I have an innate sense of moving tactically but have never been very sneaky.

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>>133201451
I'm good at doxing people. I've had at least 3 of my post shown on mainstream media. 2 in online articles and one on national news.

I actually had to confess I was involved in the one that made national news as I erupted into maniacal laughter in front of my family while the segment played while I was still actively doing what they were reporting. Good times.

>>133225533
>Borderline sociopath.

Been seeing this a lot. Not sure this is a good thing to have around DESU.

>>133201572
>I think I may be the most useless human being on the planet, but at least I'm white.

/pol/ in a nutshell

I am
1. A black hawk helicopter pilot for the Australian army
2. 6'2"
3. average penis size
4. drive a manual landcruiser
5. rebuild engines for a hobby
6. Aryan race

>>133232861
>>133232569

lol hella epic bro XDDD

i can get some sick digits

BRAAAAAAPTTT... Ah yes, dearie. quite the bouquet... PFFFFTRERRRRRRT...Is that a bit of salad I smell? Very nice.

Also, you used that same picture before in a stupid thread just like this, you POS shill

>>133201451

>skills in reconnaissance, subterfuge, sabotage, hunting/fishing, using explosives/creating booby traps, creating very basic incendiaries/explosives from precursors or munitions, map reading, basic survival skills and traveling long periods of time in the woods and not getting lost as long as I have a map and/or compass
>a rather poor shot but I know the basics of handling and maintaining firearms (rifles and self-loading pistols)
>computer coding in various languages

I'd rather not partake in the happening because I recently lost my virginity and I got a promotion at job

>>133201572
theres a ton of people like you out there, i was like that not 4-5 years ago. god damn thats depressing.

>>133244454
Suck his dick then faggot

wen the happening starts we need to know who is one of us we need to take over some big military bases, water supply and food. All i wanna do is defend my people so i know i will die in battle but before that i wanna breed with some cute girls

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>>133201451
Elaborate on the 1st point

>can speak english, german and french (should have just learned arabic desu)
> black belt
> mucho autismo
> proficient in propaganda manufacturing in all forms
>good public speaker/debater
>fit
>can spot a tranny from 200 paces