YELLOWSTONE FUCKING HAPPENING

>>133173539
90% of that is flyover states where nobody lives so who cares

YELLOWSTONE THREADS ARE SLIDE THREADS

>>133173694
There goes white America

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>>133173694
Stop fucking moving here than you yuppie liberal cunts.

>>133173694
the entire earth would be doomed you large retard.

>>133173878
stop replying with images to a slide thread you stupid faggots

Pay me a 100 billion dollars to turn Yellowstone into one giant geothermal-electric power plant. I have all rights to the electricity it generates but you all get to stay alive since I will be slowly killing the growing geothermal bomb building up beneath Yellowstone. You're welcome.

Flat earth threads have more credibility than these

>>133173539
It isn't happening...

I live here. Yes, we just got a 5.8 earthquake totally unrelated to Yellowstone, it was 500 miles from the caldera. We're fine, yellowstone is not happening.

>>133173919
>can't discuss yellowstone because some autistic retard thinks it's a slide thread

go be upset in a cuck thread or some shit.

>>133173539

Boise, Idaho here.

How fucked are we if Yellowstone blows up?

How long will we have to evacuate and where do you suggest we go?

>>133173539
why does the ash stop halfway down new mexico and arizona but somehow manages to go over the seirras with ease? sorry guys but the bay area will be fine.

>>133174015
>We're fine, yellowstone is not happening

t. yellowstone caldera

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>>133173919
I sage each and every one of my post bitch, I will shitpost where I please

>>133174120
nowhere on earth will be "fine"

If yellows stone blows. Everyone within 100 mile will be dead in stantly, within 300 miles with be dead in a week, within 1000 miles will be coververed in 10ft of ash.......the world will go into nuclear winter........my take..hurry the fuck up!

>>133173539
ETA TO ERUPTION???

just fucking happen already fuck

>>133174110
Probably to hell. Where there's no potatoes for you.

It's not going to happen

>>133174015
>I live here and havent been melted yet so we are fine goys

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>>133174015
That's too bad

>Increased volcanic unrest (including earthquake swarms, ground deformation, and CO2 gas emissions) in the Long Valley area since 1980 increases the chance of an eruption occurring in the near future, but scientists still lack adequate data to reliably calculate by how much. Volcanic unrest in some other large volcanic systems has persisted for decades or even centuries without leading to an eruption. But since volcanic unrest can escalate to an eruption quickly--in a few weeks, days, or less--USGS scientists are monitoring the activity closely.


>Increased volcanic unrest (including earthquake swarms, ground deformation, and CO2 gas emissions) in the Long Valley area since 1980 increases the chance of an eruption occurring in the near future, but scientists still lack adequate data to reliably calculate by how much. Volcanic unrest in some other large volcanic systems has persisted for decades or even centuries without leading to an eruption. But since volcanic unrest can escalate to an eruption quickly--in a few weeks, days, or less--USGS scientists are monitoring the activity closely.


>Increased volcanic unrest (including earthquake swarms, ground deformation, and CO2 gas emissions) in the Long Valley area since 1980 increases the chance of an eruption occurring in the near future, but scientists still lack adequate data to reliably calculate by how much. Volcanic unrest in some other large volcanic systems has persisted for decades or even centuries without leading to an eruption. But since volcanic unrest can escalate to an eruption quickly--in a few weeks, days, or less--USGS scientists are monitoring the activity closely.

https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/long_valley/hazard_hazards.html

Daily reminder, most USGS data comes from equipment and monitoring stations maintained and controlled by the US military. Even if a supervolcano was close to eruption they would not let the data out.

>>133174453
How long will the nuclear winter last?

>>133173539
Yeah, this happening will never happen.

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>>133173694
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1815_eruption_of_Mount_Tambora

pic related is Yellowstone compared to Tambora

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>tfw just outside Raining ash zone

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YAY

>>133173821
> colder with less sunlight
> melanin people can't get enough vitamin D
> only northern Euro descendants can live in North America

Might have a slight Eskimo problem, but that's it.

Could we win a war against it?

>yellowstone erupts
>giant cloud reverses global warming
>Decreased Population increases wealth per capita
>America Great Again

>>133173539
plz habben

>>133173539
>GPS
>stations
K

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>>133174997
solves global warming as well

>>133174965
I love this.

>>133174880

yes now think of how much force would be required to move all the magma under yellowstone, given its magma chamber is under most of idaho and some montana as well. A 7.0+ earthquake hit there in the 50's and nothing happened.

Be worried when a 9.0+ hits off the west coast on the gorda escarpment, otherwise thats far too much magma to just up and move out the earths crust. Theres a reason supervolcanoes dont erupt very often. It takes a massive amount of force to move the magma out, something that happens very rarely.

>>133174880
i wonder if yellowstone would cause a global winter

https://csis-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/s3fs-public/publication/160119_Green_AsiaPacificRebalance2025_Web_0.pdf

http://www.deagel.com/country/forecast.aspx

We're only going to be down to 70 million people by 2025, don't worry though, we won't all be dead just displaced.

Africa refused to take us, so Australia is one of the big ones who agreed to take us along with the billions we provided them with for agreeing to it. Oh, wait, doesn't that agreement expire in 2025?

>>133174869
It probably will happen but the problem is "soon" is on a geological timescale. It could very well be the year 5017 before it erupts.

>>133173539

Large earth quakes and volcanoes often happen during grand solar minimum and we are entering what looks to be a particularly strong one.

>>133175267
It's typically an extinction level event
Humanity would survive it, but our society will collapse. The communist left-coast faggots will finally understand suffering and work to survive, problem fixed.

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>>133174997
Eskimos have only been living in a Arctic climate for 6000 years.
White people evolved in cold ice age Europe for 60,000.

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>So how would a supervolcanic eruption at Yellowstone impact the regional ecosystem, and the US more broadly? Well, as The American Dream blog's Michael Snyder points out, it would be nothing short of catastrophic.
>Hundreds of cubic miles of ash, rock and lava would be blasted into the atmosphere, and this would likely plunge much of the northern hemisphere into several days of complete darkness. Virtually everything within 100 miles of Yellowstone would be immediately killed, but a much more cruel fate would befall those living in major cities outside of the immediate blast zone such as Salt Lake City and Denver.
>Hot volcanic ash, rock and dust would rain down on those cities literally for weeks. In the end, it would be extremely difficult for anyone living in those communities to survive. In fact, it has been estimated that 90 percent of all people living within 600 miles of Yellowstone would be killed.
>Experts project that such an eruption would dump a layer of volcanic ash that is at least 10 feet deep up to 1,000 miles away, and approximately two-thirds of the United States would suddenly become uninhabitable. The volcanic ash would severely contaminate most of our water supplies, and growing food in the middle of the country would become next to impossible.
>In other words, it would be the end of our country as we know it today.
>The rest of the planet, and this would especially be true for the northern hemisphere, would experience what is known as a “nuclear winter”. >An extreme period of “global cooling” would take place, and temperatures around the world would fall by up to 20 degrees. Crops would fail all over the planet, and severe famine would sweep the globe.
>In the end, billions could die.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-07-08/ready-blow-national-geographics-guide-yellowstone-supervolcano

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>>133175499
>>133175622
It's going to happen in ten minutes

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>>133175622
what if we meme it to eruption?

>>13317599ek

>>133173539
>have sister call center in ND
>live in TN so if they go down have to take the brunt of their workload

At least when they get to me I can at least apologize for the hold times due to my coworkers burning alive under piles of hot ash.

>>133174770
>How long will the nuclear winter last?

Until the nuclear spring equinox.

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>tfw I actually want it to happen.

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>>133176191
Most of us do

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>>133175499

https://www.intellihub.com/report-brazil-argentina-australia-sign-contracts-worth-hundreds-billions-dollars-house-u-s-populace-yellowstone-supervolcano-erupts/

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>>133173539
PREPARE YOURSELVES, FAGGOTS

>>133173919
You're right this is a slide thread. There are massive leaks going on right now that this is sliding. OP can eat a dick.

if doubles it will happen in five minutes

>>133176261
I want it to happen but I'm afraid it won't reach me.

>>133173896
It's an extinction-level event. Fucking idiots.

>>133176417
Re rollllling

>>133176417

>>133176417
Get

>>133176417
fuck it bois, roll

>>133176417
Come on xD I want a habbening

>>133174015
>I live here
>We're fine, yellowstone is not happening.

RIP, anon

>>133176417
Kek maybe isn't hearing me anymore

>>133173694
>where does my food come from?
Idiot

>>133176417
Pls

>>133176385
yellowstone happening threads are /pol/ tradition and have been going on for years. Kys fucking faggot, i bet you would cry about a blmod thread.

>>133176417
Kek pleaseee

>>133176438
bruh
read these posts
>>133175707
>>133176485
>>133175879
>>133174880

>>133173539

There's an AMEC tactical nuke under Yellowstone waiting for a remote detonation signal.

>>133176417
pls kek hear me

>>133173539

I love yellowstone LARP threads.

>>133176303

>mfw southern florida

No ash, plenty of alligators and snakes to eat

>>133176844
oh shit nigga

this was my first post in the thread too

>>133176824
Yea I got it.

>>133173539
Oh my God you guys I live right next to a USGS station and I shit you not, the geyser Old Faithful just flew straight over my head armed with heavy water.

>>133173754
kek

>>133176740
We've had plenty enough digits to seal our fate as far as this is concerned. Get a shovel and an umbrella because we're fucked and it's all because of that cunt

>>133176825
I know this isn't true but now I'm wondering if North Korea nuking Alaska will set off some kind of chain reaction

>>133176417
Happening imminent as soon as I roll doubles lads. Get ready

>>133176844
let it end

>>133176417

It's not going to happen in 5 minutes..

It's going to happen on Thursday 7/13/17 in the afternoon (US time zones of course).

>>133177011
Thank fuck

>>133176844
Yes! Thank you kek. Take me out already

We can make ash angels and get to the bottom of this "which religion is right" once and for all

>>133173754
We're all going to die lads. It's finally happening

>>133176485

No its not. Yellowstone goes off every 60,000 years. We just have a shit 2 years and then carry on. Unless you live near it. In that case you fucked.

>>133177047
>Some of you guys are alright

>>133176754
>where does my food come from?

A grocery store.

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>>133173539
Yay, I'm in the clear!

>>133173754
No they are paranoia threads. It took me a few years to figure it out.

The fear response increases anxiety and is what makes this place such a potent addiction.

The endorphins and the oxytocin produced in your brain literally turns this place into an addiction.

If you are here now. Congrats you have stockholm syndrome. We are all fucked by the redpill and forbidden knowledge as well as these most likely psy-op threads to keep us here.

>>133176844
>>133177011
Yes winrar.

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Rolling.

Bring it yellowstone.

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>>133177240
not so fast champ

a bunch of fucks not privy that we not only have the technology to neutralize yellowstone but the same tech can be used to induce a yellowstone like disaster almost anywhere in the world if you can set up the extensive equipment

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Let it happen. Good luck Yellowstone-chan!

Wish her luck, anon. Be among the saved.

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>>133173754

Wheeeeeeeee!!!

>>133177421
What will happen to Northern Minnesota, near Red Lake /Duluth area? Would I get to live out my winter war fantasies raiding places or do I ded?

>>133177540
Good luck Yellowstone-chan!

>>133177421
>oh no, 2 mm of ash falling down on Florida! RIP

>>133173539
>1 post by this id
Death to shills

MY BODY IS READY

>>133177540

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

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I haven't laughed this hard at a video about Jews since Schindler's List.

>>133177540
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan!

>>133173539

These threads are more fun when you do like the strayafag did and say "ITS ONLY GEOLOGICAL SECONDS AWAY!"

You need to be a lot more alarmist, anon.

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>>133173539
Give back rightful Louisiana clay.

>>133173539
>https://escweb.wr.usgs.gov/
I get nothing on that "GEM" of a page.

>>133177750
You realize it will super heat the air and turn to cement inside your lungs, right?

if t-r.i.p-s it will happen
if d-u.b-s nothing happens
if nothing then kek hasn't made up his mind yet

>>133177750
are you retarded?

>global temperatures drop
>no crops
>literally no sun for days
>nothing can grow
>breathing in volcanic ash

>>133177270

Excellent observation.

>>133177540
Good luck Yellowstone-chan!

please also spar my family members but not my aunt in law (you know which one).

>>133177270
Everything has been a psychological operation since 1945.

>>133178323
>23
Now im really confused holy shit
kek has spoken but i dont know what he's saying

quadruplets confirm the happen
but only niggers will die

>>133178865
you will never get

>>133178865
re-roll

>>133178865
dammit who got my quads?
>>133178888

>>133174110
>How fucked are we if Yellowstone blows up?
Totally and absolutely. Hopefully it would be quick and painless. All of the world would suffer, but most of America would be a total wasteland.....if the predictions are true...

>>133178911
eh good enough.

It ends here.

>>133173539

https://securityintelligence.com/news/new-android-cleaning-app-pulls-dirty-tricks-to-grab-admin-rights/

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Revelation 8:7
>The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.

>>133174770
>How long will the nuclear winter last?
Pinatubo affected temps for about 15 months, and that is questionable....But, Id imagine 15-30 months of cooler conditions, and potential return to earth of sulfurs etc. It should be amazing.

>>133173821
>Trumptards want liberals to die
>God kills them instead

Praise Kek!

>>133179422
Deus Vult

>>133179422
confirmed

man i love happening threads

>>133179145
The eagle will get its wings clipped

>>133179422
September 23 2017

>>133173539
>This is not conspiracy-theorist conjecture or amateur geology antics

The USGS is not engaging in that, but you sure are.

Doubles and america benis

>>133174880

How big would Yellowstone be though? It has only been 0.65 million years since the last one, 1.5 million years between the first and second eruption on the picture. Is it safe to assume the amount of magma would be much lesser because of how little time passed since then?

>>133173896
Humanity survived the worst of the ice age. Some of us will survive Yellowstone. Probably not the niggers.

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>>133173539
Pfft, I ain't afraid of some faggot volcano. I got an ak37 I found in my grandpa's attic and enough canned food for 2 months.

>>133179629
Okay, if I get a 23 then it's confirmed

>>133180089
looks like its not happening on that date

>>133179574
>The eagle will get its wings clipped


It sounds funny until you realize that ALL world wealth will collapse nearly instantly. It would create chaos and total market uncertainty.

Imagine how much big business operates in the USA. Imagine Ford telling its surviving shareholders that it ceases to exist in the USA....All in one instant.

>>133177540
Godd luck Yellowstone-chan!

>>133174543
>denying someone food
>flag
top kek

>>133180195
Yes but then a new world order will arise from the ashes with the anti christ leading.
And a one world currency

d u b s = nothing happens

>guise guise guise! I was just in the bathroom and I looked at the clock, it said 9:39 and thought about yellowstone and then there's this thread and OP's post ends in 39!!!1!1 omg omg omg! Yellowstone might blow up this year like this and retweet it everywhereeeeeeee!!!

sage.

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Anyone else kind of disappointed they live just outside the raining ash zone?

Nothing cool ever happens here.

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>live in Colorado outside insta-kill zone
>Will live through the worst of it

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>>133174904
Tucson here, also safe. Top Keks: 10/10 underrated post.

Alive in North Carolina would live on as nothing happened.

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>>133174015
>the gun is at my head
>the trigger hasn't been pulled yet
>i'm fine

>>133181823
>United states farming is shot for a year
>Live on like nothing happened.
desu californians are the ones who will be fine. We're all millennials and eat nothing but avocados from Mexico.

>>133173539
what the fuck am i supposed to be looking for in the provided links??

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>>133177540
Good luck Yellowstone chan
I love you yellow stone chan

>>133180195
The stock market would explode within moments of a declared eruption the dollar >>133180195
would dive. If it wasnt already melting down from the pre eruption news cycle. The internet and global financial networks would be in danger within hours of the eruption because of power outages, telecom outages and staff simply leaving their positions across the usa. This is only the beginning of the destruction on all levels economic social etc.

>>133182057
the more i think of it the better it sounds

I live in the kill zone and can't wait to never see any of you faggots again.

>>133179145
America would suffer, but we definitely have the capacity to survive it intact. Much of the rest of the world would face starvation for at least a decade though. Africa would be very rapidly depopulated of its blacks.

>>133173539
literally no happening
also no politics
sage

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>>133178400
So wouldn't that make the leftists happy? No more global warming?

>>133182057
>America taken off the world stage
>Nearly the entire military needed at home to manage the disaster
>China uses the opportunity to annex SK and Japan.
>Iran launches attacks against Israel
>Russia pushes in on Finland, the baltic states, and V4
>Emperor Macaroni marches on Germany under God's orders
>Londonistan revolts against the UK at large
>The caliphate of Sweden invades Norway and Denmark
>Cern breaks through the firmament and Satan himself is pulled into this realm.

>>133177421
do it then faggot.

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I wonder what would happen if a nuke was dropped on Yellowstone...

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>TFW right in the killzone

>>133182980
idk but u just reminded me how much i hate niggers

>>133182980
Nothing. Nukes have absolutely nothing on the strength of a volcano let alone a super volcano.

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>>133173539
FUUUUUUUUUUCK WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THERE, I WAS GOING TO MOVE TO WYOMING AND LIVE ON A FARM WITH MY GF, ALSO WHY DOES COMMIEFORNIA, NORMORIDA, NEW NEW MEXICO AKA TEXAS AND JEW YORK GET TO SURVIVE REEEEEEEEE

>>133182980
Probably nothing.
A nuke is like a mosquito to yellowstone.
I'm still pondering the merit of using lasers to drill into the magma chamber in a few hundred different spots, whether it would trigger a supervolcanic eruption or if it would allow the magma to pour out and relieve the pressure.

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>TFW right in the killzone
Best thing to happen to America
When's this baby set to go off?

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>>133183141

>>133174453
>nuclear winter
Kek, no nukes will be detonated in the making of this nuclear winter.

Why kek why couldn't it kill all the niggers in the costal cities

>>133182980

I wonder if he just came from Popeyes?

>>133173539
If I'm correct. That graph is wrong...

I'm just guessing this, but yellow stone is big enough to cover all of North America...

Just a guess.

>yellowstone blows
>takes out the only legitimately beautiful parts of this nation, which remain largely unscathed by the subhuman culture pervading most urban areas
irony is fucking brutal sometimes

>>133177540
Good luck yellowstone-chan!

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>>133173539
what goes here

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>>133173539
How Fucked Am I?

>>133176191
>>133176261
If it happens I imagine Mexico will get a lot of refugees from up there. Good luck fellas.

>>133183692
Have you been to yellowstone lately? major parts are burnt due to lack of controlled fires filling the forest with dead matter that lights up easy, and all the water in the geysers has been polluted by the coins people would toss in and dont do that rainbow color effect anymore.

>>133183613
There are many models, the graph is from an anvil cloud I believe. Ash distribution varies wildly based on the time of year the thing goes because of different wind patterns. There's even a time period where Canada will get the brunt of the ash.

>>133173919
If you're saging a slide thread you may as well post an image to increase the image count of the thread

>>133175879
is this how the american empire will fall?

>>133183994
i meant remote parts of idaho, montana and wyoming.. not yellowstone itself. but thanks for adding to my misery.

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When it finally happens...

>>133175267
>It will happen when the weather cools

GUYS. The prophecy doesn't mean that the events will happen in the fall or winter or whatever. It's referring to the aftermath of the Yellowstone eruption!

>>133183809
well you're canadian so i think volcanic ash may be an improvement

>>133184188
Idaho. fucking. sucks. Don't let any other person on Earth ever possibly convince you otherwise.

>>133183809
stay inside a basement. you'll live anon.

>>133178323
>323
Thoth speaks through palindromes, what the fuck does it mean

>>133184376
depends on what you're used to i guess. compared with manhattan it's not that bad.

The US about to assplode?

>>133184481
>184481

WHAT THE FUCK

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I dare you to say that again.

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>>133183809
M8 we are primed, Bellingham here, the mountains and prevailing north eastern winds will keep our ash fallout light, enough to nourish the ground and help form Cascadia.

>>133173694
90% of that is where the food on your plate comes from.

>vote for Giant Meteor in 2016
>get Giant Volcano in 2017

>>133181947
Cities will be fucked, rural and suburban folk will do fine.

>>133184481
Nice id
7/Z2
7/22
July 22 terrorist attack

>>133177540
I LOVE YOU YELLOW-STONE CHAN

>>133173539
My dad is camping in Yellowstone national park for the next 2 weeks. Hope he doesn't get literally BTFO.

Anyway sage this retarded alarmist bullshit.

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>>133176844

>>133175622
>>133176013
Roll for memeruption. Time to pack up, boys.

>>133183809
You're in Canada so pretty fucked regardless.

>>133184255
Checked.

volcanologist here.

No harmonic tremors = no magma movement
Means that it's not occurring imminently.

If there's a huge earthquake and the caldera collapses then we'd have no real forewarning anyway so this is nothing really new.

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>>133185022

>>133173694
Have fun starving to death, lmao.

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>>133173919

>>133177540
Good luck yellowstone - chan! I love you yellowstone - chan!

>>133173539
who does that yellowstone fella think he is giving it large. Bet I could bang him out

>>133185165
:(

>>133182980
lol live down the road from this popeyes. its in atlanta on moreland avenue across from a kroger

>>133174235
posting an image negates a sage, any post with an image is a bump whether saged or not, you fucking newfag

If I have property near Taos, New Mexico (or a bit south) could I potentially survive?

>>133185165
earthquake psychiatrist here.

this guy is lying , yellowstone will erupt soon

>>133185582
no

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commencing

>>133185022
RRRROOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL FOR DOOM

>>133177540
Good Luck Yellowstone-Chan

>>133184481
I come back to check the thread and I got 6-digit palindrome, give me another sign

>>133173539

Whatever. Physics is a conspiracy.

>>133185582
Outside of the hot ash zone ashfall is really secondary. You need land that you can farm with hardy crops and deep aquifers or otherwise secure water supplies.

>>133173694
>rural and suburban retards
Why are you not Canadian

>>133178313
>this guy can't breathe cement

>>133173539
It ok, I just talked to bigfoot. He said Yellowstone volcanoe doesn't erupt until a couple 100 years

>>133175991
Fucking cardstand fags I swear to God

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>>133185684

I wasn't saying it's not due an eruption.

Shit's gotta pop sometime, might be soon, might not be.

Who knows, whole thing could drop next week for all we know.

Guys

Wait

Guys

Like

What if

What if we rolled a big boulder over yellowstone? We could just plug the volcano right?

Problem solved?

>>133185279
Actually one of the least painful ways to go.

>>133185800
>nuked
more likely Yellowstone going triggers a major fault slip.

>>133181374
That looked like a pile of melted bodies for a minute. Took me a while to unsee it.

>>133186406
no the end times starts with a nuke in south california which triggers a earthquake on san andreas

and then the tidal waves come up on the right side of the country

its in the movie san andreas with the rock

>>133176055
Kek

so uh guys what happens to those in the raining ash zone? Shoould I be worried?

>>133186298
This looks awfully sexual
Just imagine how yellowstone chan has been building up pressure all these years. She's just edging herself over and over, waiting for the moment she accidentally flicks one time too many and explodes in convulsions as her bodily fluids shoot skywards and covers all the little perverts watching her.

>>133174453
>first real happening
>not from Jews
I'm actually suprised

>>133176763
The thing is though...it IS going to happen.

It's the when part we don't know.

>>133177540
Bon courage Yellowstone-chan!

>>133177421
>live in Minnesota
>get buried under either 30-100 or 10-30cm of hot ash.
Good, fuck this leftist shithole.
Just so it's quick for my family and me, and excruciating for all the somali scum, nigs, spics, and assorted white race traitors.

>>133174965
FUCK OFF WOLFGIRL PIECE OF SHIT

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>>133174015
t. yellowstone caldera

So LA won't be hit? fuck I mean really fuck. that is the place that need to drop. Well shit

>>133185858
Jump, and then tell me that again.

>>133173896
With a little luck, it will just wipe out America.

>>133183330
Pretty sure the only upside to that is having the whole thing blow now, instead of later when
it builds more pressure. As soon as the pressure has an escape route, the whole thing is
gonna go.

>>133187007
this is good oc lol

>>133185800
Hey I'm in this range asshole take it back!

America wluld survive. Nothing of value would be lost. The planet would however lose the breadbasket that is the Mississippi river system.

Africa would starve. Europe would starve too as the ash ploom would render europes agriculture sector dead for 2 years minimum. Asia would be "okay" with its people on starvation rations. Maybe only losing 10%.

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>>133173539
Move over, Paco, we're gonna make your country great again.

>>133186751
Yeah, just be prepared.

Invest in gas masks with filters and such.

You'll want to head for Alaska or anywhere with large ports, do it early.

Your best bet will be living on a boat for a long time because you'll have access to fish and you'll be safer from violence than you'll see on land.

You'll need equipment for protection, the first few months are going to be quite a ride.

Also, lots of water for the boat life until you can safely reach ports with desalination plants.

>>133187007
Kek, saved. When it goes off, I can repost right before I get covered in hot ash.

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>>133187007

>>133186965
Mm, not Cm

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Buncha fucking retards in this thread

>>133187266

thanks bro...I will keep this saved in case shit goes down.

>>133187007
Saved

>>133174110
You are fooked. Not from Yellowstone, but from all the California commies that move to Boise. BTW, the Yellowstone hype is meant to keep the heathen from coming for the eclipse. SHHHHH!

>>133187165
everyone is dude
its designed to kill everyone

russia and north korea and china come right into the country and pick up the stragglers after the nuke goes off

you cant survive it

>>133183893
>nature gives the Mexican a taste of his own medicine
wtf I love paganism now

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I give up

0ls blow this world away now and wnd my suffering with slow pain

>>133187431
Oh, thanks, you're right. Well that's....better.

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>>133187185
well there is a comfort - Asia is the place where Christianity is growing and they are outlawing all the degenerate shit that has fucked our society over

>>133177540
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>133174880
fucking please erupt. I can't stand this fucking heat anymore I just want an ice age. I'm a white man for fucks sake I wasn't meant to live in hell-like temperatures above 80F

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>>133187516
Eh that's false and exaggerated, here's a more accurate pic.

>>133173539
wait so is it happening

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>>133173694
I LIVE THERE!

>>133187007

Wew lad

Hide yellowstone poster threads
Dont reply to yellowstone posters

>>133180917
Just drive into the cloud while streaming

>>133185570
You are literally wrong. I've fucking saged threads with an image and watched them stay in the back pages.

>>133187804
>religion
no thanks

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>>133186760
actually look like a massive nature zit to me

>>133188471
I MUST SEE IT POP

Well if it happens, probably my family and I will die. So, guess that is cool.

>>133187804
>Christianity
Jesus was a Jew, remember?

>>133173539
>>133174686
this doesn't mean a caldera eruption

Mammoth Mountain erupting or the eruption of a new lava dome are more likely. the most recent volcanic events in the caldera were the formation of two rhyolite domes. boring, slow moving, no explosions.

the kind of phreatic explosions that formed the Inyo craters are also less likely due to the Mammoth geothermal power plant.

additionally, conflating activity in Long Valley with Yellowstone shows you're all fucking retarded as they are completely unrelated.

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>>133185285
He does all that then fucks it up with a god damn retard face. He had one job!

>>133173539
Yet they are still constructing a new watch tower.. Must be expecting explosion right goyim.why not sell me your property and move to safety ...down south near the nig nogs.

If significant integers, it happens July 14, 2017 and will be an E.L.E.

>>133189356
or maybe a little closer to the eclipse

>>133177540
Good luck Yellowstone-chan!
I love you Yellowstone-chan!

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>>133189356
4 DAYS BOYS

>>133173754
four skykings actually go off
>Skyking threads are slide threads!
At 5 or 6 times the average annual seismic activity already hit and now geological movement, we're in four skyking turf, friendo.
As a plus, we have the coming eclipse creating a gravitational anomoly event ready to rip in few months and lift the surface by 40 centemeters.

>>133186363
this is effectively what the Rocky Mountains are doing.

the Yellowstone hotspot is currently under what is practically the thickest part of the North American plate. it can contain a huge amount of pressure.

>>133174453
Too bad there's not a thing called wind or the jet stream that loves from west to east to protect the west coast from ash. Dang.

Would nuking yellowstone during eruption help? Like eliminate ash or reduce the eruption by opening the hole?

>>133186001
>A fucking leaf as a flag
>A fucking leaf

>>133174015
its actually happening

>>133189772
it would take the entire planet's nuclear arsenal and even then it could probably just start a chain reaction from the massive change of pressure. also its not like a small pocket just below the surface, the caldera is deeper than humans have ever traveled into the earth iirc

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Shit, I live really close to Yellowstone. I better get out of here.

>>133175701
^this

>>133174110

you'll have one meter of ash outside.

>>133189356
Nice birthday gift for me

>>133173539
the eclipse will focus extra pull on that thing and it's gonna pop like /pol/'s pimply face.
bad digits confirm

SO why don't we just drill into yellowstone and connect a lava energy turbine and make free energy?

We could fuel our mars travels with raw magma

>>133189761
winds in the stratosphere are quite variable and don't always follow the jet stream. Yellowstone would blow straight to the top of the atmosphere so there's some chance california would be affected.

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>>133188065
me too.
right in the kill zone.
Im not sure if its related, but I saw some ufos over the area recently.

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>>133190627
why dont we take yellowstone
and push it somewhere else

Its funny how these mid westerners think they will be able to escape when yellowstone blows.

Pro Tip. Planes can't travel in Volcanic Ash, The Roads will be congested to shit and probaly even blockaded by the military to stop rioters. Trains will be filled with loot from the Banks and the Elite. Everyone else will die.

Sweet does this mean that the super volcano is going to erupt?

>>133191162
also once the the media anounces Yellowstone has blown up its gonna be a fucking war zone there until the ashe comes and cleanses the land.

animals always migrate, nothing will happen, ever

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>>133187804
Do you really want a "degenerate-free" neo-totalitarian state like Singapore where you can be executed for throwing gum on the street?

>>133191257
So travel on foot and arm yourself?

>>133177270
ever watch the threads on the catalogue for a couple days? sometimes it seems like the threads get created by the same people, ie. the same thread multiple times a day with no indication of previous threads acknowledged, I noticed it on /b/ years ago before /pol/ existed. But I see the same formula used here for a lot of thread trends. not slide threads, not fear porn threads, but it's almost like the thread creators are trying to provide one side of an argument, and are surveying and recording the other sides they get in response to the OP. this place is the place to do it, as the rhetoric here is unfiltered and pure.

>>133191162
Just like that 2012 documentary, starring John Cusack

If the super volcano blows the entire earth will die

>>133190658
Little. I can't see 1-2cm of ash on the coast. Some but not a lot.

>>133187007
These are some of my favorite memes.

>>133173539
Drill a hole in the side aiming it toward canada so it all blasts that way

>>133191410
Funny, it's blown 3 times and the earth didn't die then.

>>133181013
Haha
>Live

>>133191336
> implying that's a bad thing
yes, that's exactly right. the worst scum of the earth will be rid of.

There has been constant small activity there since the 5.8. That means the area is releasing pressure. If all of a sudden seismic activity ceases, then habbening would be habbening. Till then, go to sleep. So sleepy

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>>133176191
not alone

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>>133184255
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan.
I love you, Yellowstone-chan

>>133191257
yeah those who don't die right away are going to have to fight off fucking beaners n shit who want to steal their stuff - goddammit remember Andrew?

>>133191591
Good point. The 8billion humans living back then did pretty good.

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>>133174904
dude it doesn't matter if it goes off a shit ton of our food is gonna be gone and infrastructure will shut down for a short time

>>133177540
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN! I love u

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>>133191714
*Yawn*

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SOON

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>>133191644
That's not very American of you.

HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN HAPPEN

>>133191826
>Moving goalposts
Earth didn't die m8

>>133186827
HAARP did it with Tesla resonators. All part of the plan goys!

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Me-mut-nee-spah Boiling earth let it blow

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I'll be fine.