Kairo Seijuro or Light Rail Avenger found dead

>>133172361
damn on the same day you can legally seath a sword in Texas. This really is the day of the blade.

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>Jacintho also went by the name “Kairo Seijuro,” which is how the teenager who reported the boating accident referred to him, according to the sheriff’s office report.

I am not buying this, what could possibly grab a full gown man under water in a lake?

>>133172894
Gojira

>>133172361
rip AZ lightrail bro

>>133172990
>>133172894
Kappa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)

>>133173242
Damn, Texas was gonna legalize swords soon as well.

He could have become Shogun and formed an army of samurai.

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>>133172361
Live by the sword.
Die by the sword.

>>133172894
Jews fear the samurai.

I didn't know marko arnautavic lived in CA

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>>133172361
Imagine what really happened

>Canoe overturns, Katana man is trying to collect his swords
>His prized baby slips out of the sheathe, sinking into the abyss
>Autistically yelling "NO!!!" as he drowns trying to find it

Kek, F

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>>133172894

>>133172361
F

legends never die
but people sure do

>>133172361
>something grabbed him from the depths and drowned him

Spooky.

>died last year
Where are you guys getting this info that it occurred today?

>>133172605
It actually happened in September of last year.

He's number five to drown in that lake since memorial day. Are Californians this retarded?

>>133173679
Apparently, that lake has frequent drowning.

Why didn't the authorities hire more lifeguards to supervise the lake?

Or at least some notice that Kayakers must wear life vests in this lake considering the bad history of this lake.

>>133172894
Maybe the lake has really strong undercurrents in some places that can yank you under the water. Apparently 5 other men drowned in that lake last year.

>>133173679
his swords was found intact strapped to the kayak. something grabbed him from the depths, alligator or sea snake maybe.

(((they))) killed him

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>>133174090
Someone posted about him in the Texas sword legalization thread earlier and I was told he died but didn't believe the anon who said it until he posted the story and now some anon made a thread about it.

>>133172361
The Samurai fears the water

Real Samurai are alert to lake monster and ninja attacks. This clown was a joke.

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>>133173913
He wasn't the first victim either.

Is it so difficult to float on water?

I think an animal is involved.

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Swords last known location

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>>133172894

Jason Voorhees

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>>133172361
THE TIMELINE IS BECOMING UNSTABLE

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>>133172361
he died as he lived, bizarrely
>F

>>133172361
This was from september of last year you fucking faggot
What kind of slide thread is this?
Sage

>Katana

He deserved much worse.

The lake is 60' deep max and the biggest animal in it is a largemouth bass weighing in at 17.52 pounds.

>>133172361
F

>>133174452
this
daily reminder to always carry and always be aware of CIA niggers, kikes LARPing as white, and oathbreaking shabbos goy

>>133175271
>that pic
youve just given me a business idea.
im gona be rich.

>>133172361
This is old. It's sad that we will never get to see the full potential of his autism.

>>133172361
RIP in peace, The most alpha fedora in the world.
Press T to Tip Fedora in respect.

T

DLC for Friday the 13th when?

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>>133172361
So what are we saying here?

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>>133172361

And the world grows a little bit darker.

Shamefur water oni, not honoring a true samurai in 1 on 1 combat.

F

So what was it? any in-depth info? I guess he dropped one of his fav swords and decided to go deep for it? but how the fuck would he not know to go back up after pressure/air??

So many questions...

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_iz8z2AGw

>>133176621
I find it odd he yelled "NO!" and I guess they weren't wearing life preservers

>>133172894
I wonder if one those monster catfish pulled him under.

>>133177138
Yeah I was thinking the same thing.

>>133174327
Sea snakes are small and only found in the ocean. Alligators have been reported in Southern California in the past (people let them go when they have grown to big to house cheaply/safely).

>>133174242

>six people drown in the last year
>claims of something pulling him down

There's definitely a monster in the lake.

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>>133172361
F

>>133172894
Suijin

>>133172361
Old as fuck news.

>>133172361

Heath Ledger is playing The Joker

>>133177461

Me too

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>>133172894
>Brooks said Jacintho's cause of death is pending autopsy results.
>Jacintho’s drowning is the fifth on Clear Lake this year, all of them occurring since the Memorial Day weekend, Brooks said.
>All of the drowning victims were men, four of them having been boating shortly before their deaths occurred.

It gets creepier when you read the last part of the article. Is somebody drowning men in the lake or something?

>>133180868
Maybe someone drowned in the lake on Memorial Day and became a vengeful spirit that haunts the lake.

>>133172361
Nigger, this news is old as shit.

This is fucking old

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>>133175951
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>>133172361
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Has there been any follow up or interviews of the girl? Maybe he just couldn't swim or treat water in a trench coat.

>the sad truth is that they weren't even a challenge
Every time

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He's threatening niggers with a katana with Jesus now.

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>>133172361
Like a true samurai he didn't know how to swim.

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>>133173529
ONLY ON /POL THE JEWS WOULD BE BROUGHT INTO THIS LOL

For real, give it a break lel

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>>133172361
Kairo was so excited to have an apprentice, what master swordsman wouldn't be?

I bet the girl was trying to make it sexual, and when Kairo-san declined her advances she killed him out of spite and jealousy of his martial prowess.