>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed]
A Robert story courtesy RobertAuthor added 4 July 2017: https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
Chicago Police Body/Dash Cam Compilation: https://youtube.com/watch?ohT9BhBz8G4
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
http://www.cwbchicago.com/
>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
>The tales of Sir Robert in the land of Chicongo
https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
I received a report complaining about this thread. I am going to monitor and it may be subject to removal if I find that it's a thinly-veiled excuse to shitpost and circlejerk.
>>133163284
Thanks. Support your local PD :)
Keys Checked.
Stay safe Adam and Roberts. Don't get Rahmicided in the badlands.
>>133162885
Thanks, mate. I've been sick and out of the loop for a few weeks, and it warms my heart to see these threads still going strong. Cheers to you, OP.
>>133164938
that rham illustration looks like a courtroom sketch artists rendition of the the man. the myth. the failure....i think this thread might be a failure. the 4th of July hype is gone. which is fucked up. this thread needs to be up daily/nightly to spread awareness about the brave roberts stemming the tide of chaos
>>133163284
Cause facts are racist!!!!!!!!!!!
>>133166095
10-4 leafbro
>>133166409
Here for you, man. Nice job.
>with a backpack wearing all black
possible antifa
>>133163284
False reports, prank calls and the real dangers on the street were all covered during the roll call brief.
Getting bumped downwards, so counter-bumping. Lean into the mast, gentlemen, as we're getting slid. DYB DYB DYB, DOB DOB DOB, etc.
CPD best thread
Bumperino
>>133166295
We're trying to keep the torch lit for Adam and Robert. Some nights we have more traffic than others.
Bumpity
>9 people fighting
Chipotle for lunch!
>>133167860
click click boomp
>>133162885
Robertn has counterparts in some other lands don't fuck around.
>watch your keys
with a whisper
>>133169050
>Brazilian shiieeeeettt
>>133169717
No more armed robberies will be committed by that one.
>two males white with firearms
>>133172294
Rare
>que romantico roberto
>>133172294
>two white niggers
ftfy
>>133172294
shocking cctv footage of the gunmen. they can't keep getting away with this.
>>133172294
WHEN are we FINALLY going to lock up ALl WHITE MALES?
>Animal bite on Armitage
>>133174795
that squirrel got 3 warrants and some bullet pieces still lodged in his knee
>Fresh from budget deal, Illinois awaits fate of credit ratings
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-illinois-budget-idUSKBN19V2PS
>make a plan to avoid getting a junk rating on your bonds
>step 1: sell $6 billion worth of bonds that are probably junk
>THREE TO FOUR
>THREE TO FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
>SIX TO SEVEN
>SIX TO SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
>SEVEN TO EIGHT
>SEVEN TO EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
what happens if you graffiti in the hood? will you get bashed?
>>133179094
If you tag the wrong gang's logo on a building, absolutely.
I've missed the last couple of threads, anything interesting that I wasn't here for?
>>133179457
From Saturday night
>be male black
>try to steal a bottle of juice from a gas station
>clerk pulls a gun on you and takes your EBT card
>male hispanic masturbating while driving
Male black. Stolen bicycles
>guy got shot at the chinese restaurant
Real robert hour soon
Chinese restaurants
Good morning, Robert.
How's night so far?
>>133182130
>shots fired
>people getting shot
>dindus stealing bananas
>couple dindus lying about where they got shot
Average Monday really.
>>133174795
frequent climber
squirrel hate thread when?
>>133180639
that was me
>>133181983
anyone call shotty on real robert hours? if not ill fire that shit up at 300 or by midnight.
>>133182638
Damned fuzzy rats
>stripping my tomato plants bare
>stripping my cherry trees bare
>stripping my raspberry bushes bare
>chewing open my bird feeders
Male black
>male hispanic in a metallica shirt pulled a knife on caller and her daughter
>on crack and heroin
Who is ready for august when Illinois runs out of money to pay cops and other civil workers!
>>133183538
Chances are, I will be moving to Chicongo around that time.
>>133183538
>be illinois
>shove through a big tax hike to delay bankruptcy
>only manage to push it back for a month
ThisIsYourStateOnDemocrats.jpg
This is my first time, what's going on in this thread?
>>133184206
we listen to the happenings in chiraq and joke about them
also waddup pirate pal here
10:00 Central time
we in the robert zone boys
hope you got comfy
>2nd person shot
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO
>Male wearing hat
>Known to steal liquor
>Man with warrant out on him
>complainer said he was disrupting traffic
>complainer didn't lodge a report
?
I am comfy in bed so sleepy
>Anon is the caller
>domestic abuse
>white woman hispanic male
>in front of a daycare
some kid is gunna get a shock
also why is this thread so quiet
>>133185856
Seems like a quiet night in Chicagistan
>>133185949
odd for (((the physical representation of mexico in one city
damn this is boring
>Caller says she has orders against downstairs neighbors
>They are harassing her now
Shots fired!
3 times!
>>133162885
bump
>>133162885
Evening, Roberts.
>>133163284
You're already violating the NAP.
>domestic
>roommate threw cheese at the caller
>he is drunk
>>133171017
is there an animal control 3?
>tan buick took off on robert
>male black driver
>he's stuck at a light
>>133189207
>and he may be wanted for a homicide
>>133183734
Careful Robert, you might summon thst reddit faggot again who doesn't know how pension funds work.
Evening Roberts...time to get comfy
>>133188621
Sounds like Charlie Kelly.
>it's just neighbors hating neighbors
>it's an ongoing thing
>Just neighbors hating neighbors, an ongoing thing
Neighbors hating neighbors... Chiraq style.
Why is the thread so dead tonight? Do we not have a lot of Roberts listening tonight?
>>133162885
>>133189805
Scanner says 1700. I just joined like 20 min ago.
>Panhandler touched his wife
>Check your keys please!
Check yo' keys Robert!
>Aggressive black male in do rag
>Grabbed victims wife
Check your keys
>Sounds like child being beaten.
Get that MF
>neighbors in the basement are fighting
>there are kids down there
>Male white
>In a parking lot
>Hitting people with a metal rod
>>133191969
Isn't that what you do for fun on a Monday?
>criminal sexual assault reported by children's hospital
>>133192142
Robert, get the gun.
>>133192435
dem kids in da driveway
>homeless males performing sexual acts on each other
>Having sex in the driveway
... wat?
>3 homeless negroes fuckin
3 homeless homos suckin each others dicks.
>usual, men performing sex acts on each other
>>133192953
noted.
don't bring hot cheetos anywhere
I've never come to /cpd/ before. What do you guys do here?
>>133166295
KEK! I was following the Carlitto Nig thread earlier it ended up with 7 threads last i knew. That type of thread would be great as well! but only problem is finding gang bangaz to trigger on social media...i know its not hard to find them but to get them to do some dumb shit by trolling rthem mite b a lil harder
>>133192953
That boy might die happy under the weight, but his ancestors will be rolling in their graves.
>>133183403
also me
>>133162885
Thanks for posting proper OP, OP. Reminder to add this to your "For Ambiance" section next time: /cpd/ - Opening Credits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-z9EbsN_Jo
>need photos of the victim's neck
WE WUZ VAMPIRES AN SHIEET?
>>133193673
>/cpd/ - Opening Credits
Bretty good!
> black male fighting someone
> there seems to be a language barrier
>>133190236
>victim's wife
wtf? wouldnt the wife be the victim instead of the caller? or is sassy implying that women are property? this is some wife's son level memery
>>133191969
this was me too
>high on illegal meds and marijuana
>>133193225
What kind of dumb shit?
>>133193211
Lurk & find out
>>133193848
>Bix nood incarnate
wut i meeyis yo? shud i trn off tucka? ne bodies turn cold yet g? i don gib a fug!
>black male
>long hair like a girl
Question: why haven't you guys made a discord?
>>133193673
nice work, anon
>>133193673
looks good robert
>>133194410
Nah, it's comfy here.
>>133193211
We listen to the struggles and triumphs of Robert, dispatch, and Robert's privileged sibling, Adam. Our first priority here is to remain comfy in the process. OC is made, jokes are had, male black gets arrested, etc.
>>133194066
well if you were in the thread you would of know what kind of dumb shit kek
>young nig posted fb pic of him pointing a gun at a cop with his back turned
> pol anons called it in and turned on the radio dispatch in the area
>dumbass gang banger gives his home address
>nig responds to pol anons and tells them to meet him at mcdonalds in the area and responds with a pic of him holding a glock
>pol trolls him hard and multiple anons call the dumb nig in and wait in the comfy ass thread waiting for the call over the radio
>dumb nig finds out about thread
>blah blah and it kept going on for several hours intll i got bored
>>133194491
It is but it would be nice to follow up without having to use a captcha
wow you losers still make these threads?
get a life
>>133193211
>>133194738
can we get these going again anons? made cpd/ comfy af
>>133194738
Jesus Christ sounds....... absolutely bananas
>>133193844
>>133194462
>>133194487
Definitely not my creation. Another Robert was posting this the other night and I added it to my OP txt file. Just passing it along to fresh breads.
>>133193716
>yfw Wesley snipes keepin ya down.
>>133194866
And it was less insane than the 4th.
>Chiraq
This is cringey. It's fucking Chicongo.
>2 males black lurking around in the store
>>133195041
1 nigger lurking the store is a red flag.
2 niggers is a sign of robbery.
>>133162885
I left my wife as collateral damage and...
>>133194621
I just finished reading this thread and I already saw the Nate Carlitto thread. But I only got half the story. Holy shit I missed out
>>133195025
I'd prefer to call it Mexico
>TFW the Midwest is totally spic'd but they also move in a shit load of Muslims
Kill me
>>133194676
But the problem is that we'd have to use discord. There's a reason this group is mucking around on 4chink.
>>133195191
it was pretty comfy with some nice habbenings
who wins in a fight, 3 bronx cops or 1 chi town soldier with female backup?
>>133195329
one chi town coppa could take on 2 italian stalion bronx cops easily.
>>133195329
>Cops fightind
>who wins?
Male black.
>>133194738
>>133194811
>>133194866
I'm a fan of the old blackout board.
>>133195329
The human race
>>133195329
Black lives matter
the hour of the real robert is upon us.
Stay safe Robert
>>133195634
I'm new to these threads, tell me about Robert
>>133195019
This year's 4th wasn't too dull, but last season was something special.
This summer Robert was hard at work and minimized entertaining calls: http://abc7chicago.com/news/cpd-conducting-raids-across-city-in-effort-to-curb-holiday-violence/2181950/
>caller heard telling william to get off her
>struggle heard
>call dropped
>Roberto is required
>>133195769
Robert is callsign for Chicago PD nightshift. He is the hero Chicago needs but does not deserve.
>>133195769
he's just like you and me 'sept for the fact every one of his pores is filled with the stench of fresh double homicide discoveries-perpetrated by none other than MALE BLACK. he's always and i mean ALWAYS- checking those gaatdamn keys. unlike adam, robert takes lunch when his K/D is over 6.00, instead of requesting lunch after a measly traffic stop. ROBERT IS THE HERO CHIRAQ NEEDS BUT DOESN'T DESERVE.
i dont know if this card counts but we got one down so far robert needed translator
>>133195634
this hour is upon us anons check yo keys!
SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED!
>somebody needed a jump and then started beating on his car
>>133196405
genuinely terrifying. makes me wanna not help people.
>>133195769
His name is Robert not Roger and that was just the beginning anon, just the beginning...
>Foot chase!
oh shit did you guys hear that jibberish!!!
WE GOT A HOT PURSUIT ANONS!!!!!
>we got him detained
>harrison and lawndale
>>133196374
Shit going down!
>>133196556
DAMN THAT HAD ME ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT FOR A SEC! THOUGHT THAT COP MIGHT UNLOAD A ROUND OR 10
anybody who's quick with googlemaps-can i get a visual rundown of >harrison and lawndale?
wanna get a feel for the clay.
>>133196708
>harrison and lawndale
>>133196708
>>133196790
thanks. lol "manho square"
>>133196114
>>133196129
>>133196526
I made this to commemorate my first chicago PD thread
>>133196969
>jerk taco man
KEK
>>133196982
NOISE ANON!
>>133196982
outfuckingstanding. /cpd/ OC is most comfy style on /pol/
>open building door
>need canine
>we got a large building with an open door
How's Jesse Jackson gonna spin this incoming drug bust when nobody had their rights violated?
>>133197338
>weed st
>hooker st
who the fuck named these streets!
>>133197235
Make it the next threads image and this namefag will continue making OC
>>133162885
Mornin' Roberts, how has my city been treating you?
>person shot
>robert car won't start
Hello Robert, anything pop off yet tonight?
Robert's cruiser took a shit.
>>133197527
Are you a real Robert?
How many shootings happen on the average chicago night?
>>133194676
you can use legacy rather than captcha
>male was hit by a car earlier today
>feeling pain in his hip now
>was hearing voices before he was hit
>doesn't know where it happened
>>133197780
Clearly a 5150
>>133197453
world needs plennee of bah tendahs!
>footchase
A lot of these dispatchers sound like black women, do you think they're redpilled about Male Black?
How many cyclists???
>100-150 bicyclists
>>133197720
No, Chicago native. I lurk and post in
these threads because I like talking about the shit that goes down in my city.
>>133198037
200?
>robbery
>>133195284
i hate spic invasion. spics' cars constantly passing my house with tubas playing with the bass cranked up.
the President needs to purge the coloreds.
>>133197916
The reasonably smart black women here wise up to the crime blacks commit and want to make a difference to help fend off the scourge.
>k9 at building
>female cop just used flash
>>133198068
I have a question - I always look up the addresses and use google street view. The houses don't look that bad, and none of them boarded up (like you see in the bay area/elsewhere) but most odd is that the windows/doors aren't gated/barred. Here in LA every window is boarded in like a 50 mile radius of any of the even slightly subpar areas. Why is that?
>>133198068
Ah nice.
I'm a burbs man myself. I grab a beer with some cops from time to time, usually just run into them at York. I always love eavesdropping on their insane stories.
>>133198235
That's heart warming
>the baby daddy pulled a gun on her
>>133198227
>That sign second to the left
Clearly a spic, that sign makes no sense.
>150-200 bicyclists on road
wtf did I just walk back into?
ooooo, it's gonna go down
>Robert gonna confront robber
>>133198427
Nightly migration, totally normal they're heading to the looting grounds
>anonymous didnt see a weapon
>OD in an abandoned building.
how dismal...
>>133198305
In our shitty neighborhoods it's usually a lot of poor people. They try to take care of their shit, and they usually do, but the youths take to the streets and start fucking shit up. You're likely to see all the abandoned shit more south in places like Riverdale or parts of Fuller Park and Engelwood.
60613 reporting in
These threads remind me of my old market watch threads. I like this.
>>133198427
Probably some kind of event like a race, or tour, or fitness group or what have you.
>>133198227
photo is a little triggering
>>133198341
Which suburb?
Battery in progress across from Walgreens. Could get spicy
>>133198888
i grew up on the north side
Oak Park
place is a shit hole now, havent been back in 3 yrs tho
>>133197725
Check the OP, namefag newfriend: http://heyjackass.com
pic unrelated
>suicide threat
>>133198667
Roger that. 60612, on scene.
Three calls for spanish speaking cops in the two hours I've been on...
>>133198492
Hmmm, seems likely. Could it be that Robert has to herd the errant herd back onto course?
>>133199234
refresh ur scanner
>>133198980
>Oak Park
Yeah it is; not surprised considering Austin isn't far away.
>>133198773
why? ;)
rats with no respect with no desire make the country this live in great. they just ransack a place and move on. which explains why mexico is shit and will always be shit.
>>133199234
Is Chicago getting SPICCED? Will we become Robertos?
>>133199234
Whoop, and there they go again
>>133183734
>>133189396
Wahts a pension fun :D
>>133198888
La Grange
sometimes lurking itt/listening to the radio makes me realize how fortunate I am to have not been born closer to the city...
>>133198980
Oak Park seems like it's DMZ between the hood and the burbs where all the white kids buy their drugs
>>133199436
All of the US is getting spic'd. the deep South might be "safe" because of the niggers
>>133199681
it wasnt always so fucking niggish it use to be pretty italian and polish which obviously all of the city has pollacks everywhere but now its got a ton of jamaicans and mixed nigs
>she's laying on the ground unresponsive
>get an amberlamps her now
>non responsive, call the amberlamps NOW
howd the woman die? was that the one getting rhanniad?
>>133199681
>DMZ
Yes, yes it is.
>LaGrange
Never been over there, is it nice?
Would it be possible to give Chicago to Canada? so it could hang out with Vancouver and Winnipeg and be a frozen piece of shit for half the year?
get'em robert. digits and tazer is deployed.
>>133199962
> Resurrected Treyvon and henchman heading east on jackson and hamilton
>he is also intoxicated
>>133200811
Typical
>>133200603
kek
>>133200811
no one does drills not off da pills
>>133162885
Request for ambulance.
11th district robert requesting chopper.
did male elderly say he was robbed or raped??!!?
>>133201530
Robbed
I made more OC. What do you guys think?
>>133201684
Nice.
>Beeping over radio
>1041 Robert
Here we go, keys fixed
>>133201684
I like it.
they shouldn't know the criminal's underwear cloth before he's arrested, in a civil society.
>>133201911
*color
>>133199975
I think it is. Can't think of anything that stands out, but that's sort of why I like it.
Still probably wouldn't leave my door unlocked overnight or anything, but it's pretty quiet overall.
>>133202160
That's nice, sounds quieter than over here.
>>133201953
*colored's
> Possibly doing drugs, nothing further
>>133202389
*coloreds shouldn't be in the civilized world
>>133162885
Female yelling
>please don't rape me
Male told her to shut up
>>133162885
Man seen with a gun, three male blacks dressed in black.
>plot thickens, offender threw car key. stolen vehicle in back
Another night in the congo
>shot in the right shoulder
>good condition
>>133203693
Correction, stabbed in the right shoulder
>>133203693
I thought she said stabbed
>tequila is having a problem with intoxicated son who refuses to leave
These fucking names.
>Tequila calling about her intoxicated son
>Run hole in the wall resale store
>Suddenly 5X as many customers trying to find things to flip on eBay
>No signs of this slowing down
>Nobody buys a thing because I look up prices before I sell them like any reasonable person would
>Despite this a new flow of people is coming in daily
Guys, I feel like something big is about to happen. I've never seen it so busy here. July is usually the slowest time of the year for business. I think people are freaking out about taxes & Illinois in general. We don't even advertise, so I don't have an explanation for it. Business is about to either get really good, or really bad.
Did they ever find the silver car with two people passed out, been there for hours?
Was it a heroin OD?
>Seven Shots Fired
Just checking in Roberts, is it chimpy out tonight?
>several teens beating an older male
Beating up an oldman? Really?
>>133204821
>>133204848
2 things:
>guy was innocent
Or,
>guy was dirty
>>133162885
Domestic disturbance, boring.
>>133204402
>AH HA HA
>>133162885
Male sleeping in a hallway.
>>133162885
Montrose and Sacramento, 4 male hispanics fighting.
Nigger Necks Get Nazi Boots
Robert's on his beat.
>laceration to the neck
>>133162885
>all this silence
>>133207128
thought it was just me. i was f5-ing for a few minutes
.ambu'lance
>>133162885
Combative epileptic.
>terrorist
something something
>blow police dept up
wtf!?
>>133162885
>dispatch's cool voice as he mentions someone threatening to blow up a PD
Classic.
>bomb threat
>>133207664
Probably some wacko.
>>133207777
yeah a probably a schizo
nice quads
>>133207842
Thanks man, if the threat is legit it'll be on the news, but several attempts for terror have failed.
>>133207842
>bawling bitch
>>133162885
Bump
>>133201684
You're pretty good.
Who the fuck is David?
>car fire
>>133211753
It's a code.
Three K's a day keeps the niggers away.
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