What was the marine thinking here?

>>133153808
king nigger

>>133153808
My feet hurt

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Same thing as these guys.

>speeches must go on

nigger

"I could end it right fucking now."

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>>133153808
>8 turns in Afeghanistan for this

>>133153808

I am curious as to why his left hand is knifehanding the president

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>marine
>think

>>133154176
Because it looks smart/formal if your hand is perfectly horizontal and flat

>>133154740
what the fuck why would they do that to pupper

"Must protect president from rain or they will cut my crayon rations."

He's probably looking at his President to make sure he's doing a good job and keeping him dry.

It was good being in the army I'd do it again.

>>133153808
>My arm is tired. This umbrella is getting heavy. I shouldn't have joined the Marines. Fuck my arm is tired.

>>133154958

It was with the taliban

>>133155214
That's because you were in the Army and you're a pussy.

>>133155214
Sometimes when I'm doing tar roofing in 110 degree weather I think to myself that bootcamp doesn't sound so bad.

>>133153808

>Nigger

>>133155059
Just my kind of humor. Good show

>>133153808
i wish this umbrella was loaded with a .45

>>133153808
>Be a Corporal with Marine Barracks 8th and I.
>Have MOS of 0311 Infantry Rifleman
>Be hand-picked straight out of School of Infantry for quite literally the most POG job you can have with an 03 MOS.
>Haven't deployed yet 3 years into marine corps career. Will never deploy with this unit, will never get my Combat Action Ribbon (this tiny piece of cloth fucks with an infantry marine so hard.
>Oh well at least I can pick up Corporal here real quick that way when I hit the REAL fleet, I wont be treated like a bitch because I am an NCO
>Get call from fellow Corporal buddy who Cross-decked to 1/6 2d MARDIV in Lejeune. He just got the shit kicked out of him by a LCPL with a low-reg haircut and has to call him by his rank because while he is a corporal, he's a fucking boot and will be treated as such.
>Have choice between hating life in a piece of shit barracks off D street Camp Lejeune or hating life in the most garrison place on earth
>His face when he has made his choice.

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>>133156914

>>133153808
>I didn't kill all those fucking sandniggers just to protect one from the rain

>>133153808
That hes the house nigger.

>>133155430
Still they are niggers

>>133154030
>but steel is heavier

>>133153808
"I wish Germany had won WWII"

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>>133154740
should violence against animals be punished harder than violence against humans?

>>133153808
>join the marines they said
>you'll get to kill Muslims they said
>now I'm holding an umbrella for one