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>>133149970
Stephen King is FAKE NEWS

>Some shitty overrated author said it, so it must be true
Thanks Stephen King. I'll keep note of that when I rewatch The Shining and realize that the only reason it was remotely good was because of Kubrick.

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>>133149970
Only Steve King I follow

>>133149970
FaaaAaaaaAaagggggOootttttttttt

Ok, here's the idea: A family in Maine has a psychic son and it's actually aliens!

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>>133149970
oh shit King droppin them 100s out here

damn he woke af

Deep.

Did you also know that the cake is a lie?

>>133149970
>I reject your reality and substitute my own!

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> t. DRUMPF!!!!!

YAAASSSS KING SLAY

A FUCKING INVALID

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no no

CNN is fake news

President is the REAL DEAL

Wow, really makes you think.

>>133149970
Trumpanzees on suicide watch

Drumpf is NOT my president

>>133149970
His books are shit. The reviews are fake.

I'm tryna chill but my man keep dropping truth bombs

boom.headshot. pol will never recover.

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>>133150118
always tweet this back to him.

>>133149970
>how mirror real eyes not real???
Literally nigger tier for fucks sake tell me it's fake.

>>133149970
Everything is fake
Democracy is just a charade

>>133150523
Oh shit this makes sense.

>Stephen writes fiction
>creates alternative universes in twitter

>>133149970
so says the man with significant brain damage who is intellectually hardly even a shadow of his former self

>>133149970

How can the president be real if your eyes aren't real?

Isn't it Trump that initially memed this into form?

>>133149970
Methinks he's done too much coke and meth.

>>133149970
That bitch makes his wife look under his bed at night, no shit. He is an eloquent hack.

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>>133150595
has science gone too far?

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>Gotta stop the itching!

>>133149970
When dis nibba gon' realize liberalism is like Randall Flagg?

>>133149970
The fuck wrong with this dude?

>>133151145

He wants to catch her cheating on him

>Fiction writer writes fiction

Golly!

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>>133149970

>The President is Fake

Is this some sort of "how do you know you're not dreaming!?" type scenario?

>>133149970
It's hip to dislike Trump. Republicans did the same thing with Obama.

>>133151261
Then why make her do it?
He literraly does it, because he is scared.

>>133151153
I had a pair similar to those a couple years back. They are comfy.

It's so childish

>nuh uh the President isn't real

While you could say the same thing about Trump, New York Times/CNN etc has had to retract many stories because guess what, they were fucking fake

>>133149970
>Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>133149970
IDZ HABBEDING

>>133151247
>The fuck wrong with this dude?
king is trying to be relevant just one more time before he dies from alcoholism.

>>133149970
I have lost all respect for Stephen King since the election started. That election really made you re-value a lot of celebrities

>>133149970
daily reminder that stephen king raped and murdered a girl in 1990

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>TFW i never liked his books and could barely get through the first Dark Tower book

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>>133149970
ah yes because I'm goin to listen to a cucked celeb who is dependent upon the Jew to make a living?

>>133151481

He's scared of the bull

>>133151536
How many underage orgies were written into Harry Potter?

>>133150726
lol fucking nerd sayign drump!!
LOL
haliburton!
neocon!
trickle down!!

LOL
do you spew every fagg moron media word they make up like a tape recorder?

>>133149970
call me when this faggot writes ONE decent ending

>>133149970
Your writing skills are fake.

>>133150808
move now u fag!

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>>133149970
>the opinion of a sick fuck
>relevant

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ITS OVER!!! TRUMPANZEES BTFO!

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degenerate

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>>133151666
Trips of Truth witnessed

>>133149970
It really hurts me that Stephen King is so stupid.
I started reading him in elementary school. I'm nearly 30 now.
I looked past his racism, his narrow minded insistence that all rural areas are full of violent rednecks, even his self obsessed need to include himself in every story.
I can't look past this.
I realize he wouldn't care, and none of you care, it just sucks. He was my favorite author. I'd rather he die than be this much of a faggot.

>>133151969
Dump Drumpf

>>133152142

probably has more to do with his stimulant problem than him being an alcoholic.

>>133149970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eijq6fvppOI

>>133149970
Stephen King is a pedophile and played a key part in the assassination of John Lennon.

>>133149970
>The President is fake
>Trump slowly fades away
>Directed by M. Night Shamalyan

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>>133152563

It was Stephen King and JD Salinger in the pool hall with the typewriter

>>133149970
t. Stephen "pedo novelist" King

>>133152404
His books are wildly, extremely mediocre

>>133150808
>Breaks his pledge
>Writes books with fictional stories for a living
>Calls others fake

“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”
― Stephen King

>>133152404
>He was my favorite author

know those feels would of been much better if that van had killed him.

>>133150246
Nicholson was great in that too honestly

>>133149970

>i get paid to literally invent stories
>my opinions are valid

TOPKEK

God I fucking hate how much of a leftist Cuck he is. He is my favorite author and without a doubt the most influential writer of our times though.

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hey where is the socialist country where free house, sex, food?

that has better ppp gpd/cpaita than usa?

where?

>>133152802
nah he was good aother in beginning before all the ghost writiing shit of 90s

>>133149970
Still writing fiction, I see.

>>133152404
I know that feeling and I'm 32. Always enjoyed reading his shitty books. Now he went full retard like almost everyone, why are they doing this to us :DDD

>even his self obsessed need to include himself in every story
Confirmed King reader.

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>>133151153
Not far enough.

>>133151153
it's a bit of a meme because shoes work just fine but your body was designed to move without shoes. essentially if you wear no shoes enough you'll get to developing the muscles to support your ankle and move on the balls of your feet. the shitty part of having no shoes though of course is the horribleness of stepping on sharp, pointy thing, slick things, gross things, and so on. so if you wear those weird toe things it's like going about naturally with no shoes, but you protect your feet. t. runner guy who ran his best times in those toe things

>>133150595
>those pitiful calves

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>>133152857
Socialist Scandinavian countries have better quality of life than the united burgers of america full of obesity, degeneracy, and stupidity, driven by uncontrolled capitalism. And pic related

>>133152707
I've read them all and you're wrong. He's absolutely god-tier when it comes to portraying "Joe Sixpack" especially when it comes to extraordinary circumstances. Can't write an ending to save his life, but to say he's mediocre is dishonest.
>>133152763
I was kind of thinking along the same lines. Maybe he could finish the Dark Tower series then die shortly afterwards of a heart attack in the absolute best timeline.

>>133153185
not even close
norway sit on oil and they not equal
all owe trillions to usa in defense
and medical tek usa gives below real free market costs

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>>133150260
I'm so glad he's my representative. Really warms my heart.

>King participated in a panel discussion on MSNBC on July 18, 2016. A panelist from Esquire magazine suggested that the 2016 convention could be the last in which "old white people would command the Republican Party's attention," to which King responded, "This whole 'old white people' business does get a little tired, Charlie. I'd ask you to go back through history and figure out where are these contributions that have been made by these other categories of people that you are talking about? Where did any other subgroup of people contribute more to civilization?"

He exists to make liberals angry as shit.

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>>133151153
I don't give a fuck, those things are great to run in. Especially if it's wet out.

>>133153185
> it wasn't real socialism if it didn't work

reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy made me think

>>133153597
engineering can never go too far

as soon as sexbot women perfected

women extermianted

>>133149970
famous author, master of the written word, and that's the best he came up with?

real fascism hasn't been tried

>>133149970
And Stephen King is a hack writer.

>>133152770
I give Jack Nicholson more credit in making that movie good than Kubrick desu

I have an idea for a book. A businessman is elected president and he sends out right wing death squads to kill those who criticize him on Twitter. Then Hillary Clinton and John Podesta summon the devil to bring them back as zombies. Then the President and his death squads fight zombies in D.C. Clinton and Podesta fail to read the Devil's contract, which states that they will be reincarnated over and over as child sex abuse victims.
Anyone know a publisher?

Anyone else think Stephen King and Stephen Hawking look eerily similar?
Like sometimes Stephen King likes to pretend hes a retarded astrophysicist as one of his alternate personas.

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>>133151666
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>>133153666
Capitalism has never been tried

>>133149970
Stephen King looks like an autistic Electrical Engineer that listens to progressive rock like King Crimson and smokes weed in his old car with musty shag carpet.

>>133153850
Wrong wrong wrong.
Nicholson plays crazy well. I'll give him that. But the whole point of the Shining was that the house turns a slightly off but relatively normal and hopeful man into a fucking demon.
Granted, Kubrick skipped that part because he's a moron and wanted "demonic child abuser" from start to finish but Nicholson could have saved the movie if he'd just been a good actor instead of a one-trick pony.

>>133152802

Ive only read Full Dark, No Stars which is one good, not great, short story and three laughably shitty ones. What has he written thats worth it?

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>>133149970
Rekt

>>133154360
You hit the nail on the head with what he actually is.

>>133149970
t. fiction author

>>133149970
>Author who wrote an explicit, detailed scene where a group of 11 year olds run a train on their female friend in the middle of a shit-encrusted sewer presumes to lecture anyone about what is right or decent.
Oh that's rich.

>>133150246
you've clearly never READ the shining. It's way better than the movies. politics aside

I think this. The celebrities screaming loudest are the ones most implicated in the pizzagate. Just see who was shilling for Hillary to find them

>>133150847
This

>>133151478
>implying it was ever hip to dislike Obama
Seriously get your fucking head checked

>>133149970
>cheap hack makes a funny
>wow he sure showed them all now huh

you have to be over 18 to access this site

>>133155091
Yeah that one comes out of left field as well.
"Hey there's some kind of ancient evil we've confronted and now we're kind of boned.....I know...let's fuck all Bev in an impromptu sealing ritual."
and somehow it works because cocaine years.

>>133149970
YASSSSS KING

>>133149970
Who cares what that lunatic thinks.

>>133149970
if duhbs, he pays for jake saving his life
>onemoreforthecollage.jpg

LOL XD

Does anyone remember when the term fake news was coined? It was literally fabricated by CNN and the DNC themselves toward the end of the election, used to describe pro-Trump articles that spread on social media. It bit then in the ass when Trump flipped it and used it against them and I remember specifically NYT publishing an article saying "fake news" is no longer a legitimate term and will not be used by them or other mainstream outlets. To this day its still used against them and they can't get rid of the label they created. I just find it hilarious how the media completely disregards that they created the term and repeatedly condemn its usage.

>>133156254
They created it to combat the (((totally debunked so stop asking questions ok really I mean it)) pizzagate stuff

>>133151153
Nah these things are fantastic.

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>>133150246

king was a great writer and a pretty masterful storyteller...then he got hit by a van.

>>133156713
iirc I could have sworn the first time I heard was from Obama in an interview when used it as a blanket term to describe pretty much any info/news source that wasn't a mainstream outlet and it was just one of the most egregious things I'd ever heard. But of course if you google who created the term it's attributed to trump in every search result.

>>133150808
WE WUZ STEEV KANG

>>133149970
KEEP SNORTING COKE YOU FUCKING WEIRD CATFACED MAN

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Three K's a day keeps the niggers away.

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Sieg Heil anei

>>133150595
Look at all these sad little legs!!!

>>133149970
Is he a writer? he has yet to tweet something that proves he can write more than a calendar

>>133150357
K三K

>>133151153
This is jika-tabi I guess, Japanese footware originally worn by peasants out on the fields.

>>133153597
If it looks dumb but works, it ain't dumb.

>>133153185
You do realize that Scandinavian nations are free market economies with extensive social services and elected governments run buy diverse parties, and not socialist countries, don't you?

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>>133149970
The hand of God... REALLY KING?!?!?!?!

I stopped reading everything King and burned a dozen books of his.

This man is dead to me.

And an idiot.

When will this old lesbian shut up?

>>133159157
Which is a step in the right direction comrade. However in mixed economies the social aspect of the economy is dictated by the free market part. If the market is failing so will the social services. This is why Venezuela failed while Nordic countries haven't. They're trying to ease themselves out of capitalism slowly which is very risky compared to a full blown worker's revolution.