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/pol/ Parliament-Forming Government

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Welcome to /pol/ Parliament, where the discerning gentleman can play politics with other /pol/acks; harnessing chaos for a brighter tomorrow.

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> All votes should happen in-thread and quote the initial proposal
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Resources: http://polparliament.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/pol/_Wikia
Current Rules: Commie Is Censored From actively seeking destruction of Parliament
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penis
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>create a secure tripcode!

>doesn't use a secure tripcode
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>>133149019
2nd
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>>133149019
Hitler Youth reporting in!
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>>133149118
seconded
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>>133149019
NSDAP reporting in
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>>133149019
I propose that any stepping on another citizen result in a fine of 5% of stepper's E-Currency. Further stepping will result in a double fine (10%), maxing out at 80% of a person's current digital currency.
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>>133149206
KEK (Pls join Ik how to use a secure tripcode)
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>>133149019
RM picked up 3 new members at the end of the last thread, going strong
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>>133149390
forgot pic
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>>133148657
Nigs yes but I wouldn't trust Jews with any shiny metal. They might make coins out of them and the next thing you know they'll have an economy running in the mines, with abysmal debts and even small secret sects acting as the leaders.
Maybe a policy of sorting them out by nose size in different camps would get rid of that problem.
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>>133149373
Join the Hitler Youth today!
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>>133149373
dont make me call the german police on you friend :^)
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Our economical system is an improved version of Capitalism where the problems of this system are solved
Government has only law and administrative function
We have absolute freedom of speech. People shall not be arrested for their political views.
We do not tolerate acts such as mass homicide and rape
Death penalty to child molesters, rapists and mass/cold blooded murderers.
The rest Criminals go to specific prisons where they learn how to be productive members of society
Kids at schools must learn how to think for themselves and how to be productive members of society.
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alright gentlemen, I'm going to have a cig.
Pls no shoah while I'm gone

And also i closed the tab already but the concentration camp specifics are pleasing to me and I will gladly accept the contract for $200 million.
I will build 4 camps to your specifications, agreed?
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>>133149208
same desu
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>>133149461
>PUTTING JEW IN MINING
Oh damn I realize my terrible mistake

Yea and maybe niggers mining instead and jews farming?
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>>133149461
>>133149731
Can you assure that the Jews will be wearing either no shoes or soft shoes in case of sneks in the area?
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>>133149619
I will fund 2 more camps if you can get in one of them and administrate the mines to your liking. Plus with the new policies we're discussing.
>>133149731
No it's fine as long as the long nosed ones are put to simple but hard labor.
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>>133149390
You like using money to disincentivise actions? We are proposing a tax of 69% on all degeneracy
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>>133149845
Sure thing, we'll have a snek chamber for disobedient jews too

>>133149851
No they need to be doing something productive, such as farming
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Motion to install Goldsteinberg as parliament treasurer

he is well qualified and comes from a prestigious background
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Current list of MPs if not in it please respond
Cockerdoodle[God Emperor]!!zXk5BIa1Ax6

EternalBohemian[NationalMemeticsParty]!!guIzVk8IKlV

Rosehip [UAF]!!fzW26H3bZbu

Mr.Reddit[Cucks]!!p6baA0WWtFD

WhiteMale [Cucks]!!eQ0NnXuM6wj

a settlement with a population of 1305[BJP}!ukplMOKO72

JoeArpaio[BorderPatrol]!!v+FWqHwaw/B

Trapper [Homolust]!!1Fa7LzeI6u8

Bedtime[PerpetualDreamers]!5U1vrHEEt6

Troelstra[Communist Workers Party]!!DPDLSMw+H9e

Goldsteinberg [Globalist Jew Party] !!g+ifZJDNiIY

Ivan Ivanislav [COMMIE MOMMYS]!!Qh0NZicpHYy

von Metternich [Reactionary Monarchist]!cErAmKPF2c

Fuhrer [Hitler Youth]!!sphYpOLEPJl

William Gladstone[Orange Book or Bust]!!spag5sNh5f7

Faisal [Anglo-Pakistani Party]!!Fbeb8JNW6CD

Black & Yellow Mangrove [Snek Party]!!NLbwBjkjkQU
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>>133149537
pls dont do it

Heiko maas aka Adolf Eichmann 2.0 will throw me in a anti hatespeech camp
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>>133150233
Family Fuhrer is not here!
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>>133150048
Who is defining "degeneracy"? While I am all for forstalling the collapse of our society at the hands of degeneracy, such a vague tax begs for future rulers to define degeneracy by whatever is advantageous to removing their political rivals. We must educate the people to be one of strong morals, rather than punish them for a vague list of offenses
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>>133150233
You forgot me
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>>133150233
i exist too, y'know
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>>133150096
I can very much accept this
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>>133149019
>Resources: http://polparliament.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/pol/_Wikia
Reporting in
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>>133150233
see
>>133149208
>>133148305
>>133149014
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>>133150221
thank you good sir
i would gladly accept if anyone else will put their support behind me
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>>133150048
We need a death tax on degeneracy, you pay the price that is your life.
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>>133150233
Just remembered that voting is Haram, sorry brothers I must go and beat my wife for forgetting to remind me. Good luck with the Jew-killing, Insha'allah.
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>>133150096
Nigs in the mines are a terrible idea.
They could either be:
- Lost
- Blacked by the coal and thus impossible to find
- Eating minerals or other humans
- Burning coal trying to eat other humans and thus wasting resources
- Losing tons of ore by losing it.
Completely inefficient and don't even think of giving them any tools other than the basic pick and shovel. And even those are dangerous enough.
>>133150233
Hello, please add me and update pic.
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>>133150458
Put brackets for political party
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>>133150754
Okay.. both the Jews and nigs farm
We can get the Polish to mine!
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People's Party of /pol/ is here
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>>133150754
Sorry for my drunkness.
- Losing tons of ore, nigs are hard to discipline and would not comprehend how to mine without intensive training courses. And who would pay for that?
>>133150907
Deal! Unless a Pole wants to argue, we settled this matter.
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>>133150754
We should start a eugenics program where we breed the smartest blacks together, so that in a few generations we can have a breed of very useful housepets
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>>133150804
>brackets
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>>133150996
Any Poles that argue will be sent to the snek chambers!
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>>133149851
i like the snek chamber idea

Alright, I call for a vote on securing the funding that will allow me to build the 4 (((relocation))) camps?
I just need $200 million to begin construction.
We will also need someone to propose transportation ideas to get the Jews and Niggers to my camps. Anyone interested?
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Alright got the list updated going to step out for a bit
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>>133150596
>>133150510
colleagues

I propose offering an informal truce to the [Globalist Jew Party] and the [Hitler Youth]
Perhaps we could find common ground with them and push a shared agenda
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Three K's a day keeps the niggers away.

If you're 100% European descent aka white and you hate filthy niggers, dirty spics, kikes, arabs, furfags, gayfags, commiefags and all other scum on the earth as much as we do, you should join the Moon Central Discord Server. Introduce yourself in #introductions and answer our questions to get unkiked!

https://discordapp.com/ - invite/ - cY6TJ (Remove the - )

1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a race war!

Sieg Heil,.,.,
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>>133151218
Support!
We use taxpayers money!
We use fortified prison buses with police escort to bus them in!
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>>133151415
For the time being, this could be beneficial. I vote yes
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>>133151473
Just join the Hitler Youth and its done.
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>>133151415
>>brackets
I see why not, so long as they believe in the ideals of our heavenly father I see no harm.
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>>133151415
we gladly accept your proposal and would be happy to work with you and the Hitler Youth, I think this truce would be in all of our best interests.
Just remember I can be your greatest ally!
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>>133150439
>Who is defining "degeneracy"?
> Non-Pharmaceutical Drugs
>Prostitution/ Strip bars
>Sexual clothing
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>>133151415
say*
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>>133151415
Don't forget cucks and Homolust, we have an existing alliance
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>>133151415
>>133151635
>>133151653
>>133151734

I support this notion!
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>>133151653
>>133151635
>>133151734
alright
Fuher >>133151515
the reactionary Monarchists and Goldsteinberg are open to forming a bloc with both of you to push a common agenda, if we can find one
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>>133151775
Define sexual clothing. Let's not become Muslims, ok?
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>>133151651
Herr Fuhrer, I wouldn't waste your time with this shameless self-promoter.
Remember discord is for faggots and you wouldnt want to be involved in that level of degeneracy, would you?

I like the prison bus idea as well as the tax payer money idea. I will get my crews to work breaking ground on the first camp right away
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I accept that west should keep it's values and do not allow so many immigrants but Extremism only brings destruction.
See what happened to every country that followed communism and nazism. They were all destroyed
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>>133151473
>Discordfag
Get out or do something, don't just shill.
>>133151415
I oppose this unnecessary truce. Maybe a pact of good will, but no complete truce. Never trust a kike! He will backstab you with all he has.
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>>133151982
That common agenda should be to push support for an Aryan master race!
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>>133152019
Yea Skype was always better!

>>133152075
Ah you oppose it, pact of good will it is then, not direct alliance!
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Gotta afk for a min
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>>133152007
>Those short jeans that stop just before the end of a woman's arse
>Non under/swimwear items that only cover half a woman's tits
>Mankini
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>>133152295
You are still open to the truce with our party, however, correct?
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>>133152075
No need to be hostile, my friend.
Right now, I am using my considerable wealth, along with the tax payer money allocated by your Fuhrer, to build 4 relocation camps for the Jewish and Negro populations.
Do not confuse me for the average Jew, I am in it for myself, my family, and the money.
Your Aryan peoples are alright in my book and I am glad to help you in any way I can
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All those nazis think that by making nigs and jews digging for coil will save the west and bring no opposittion from other goverments and the elite.
KEK
E
K
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I move to allow free trade of memes between boards. We all know /tv/ makes the best memes.

This motion will allow us to import the best memes
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>>133152749
Don't make me bite you
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>>133152532
I understand, but I would never trust a Jew again. Still, for now, we are friends of benefit and thus I will not be hostile to you.
>>133152512
Yes, that would be alright. But know you won't win the majority with promises and alliances.
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>>133152840
Hiss
i
s
s
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>>133152749
Nigga stop splitting and join the Orange Book Liberals
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>>133152945
:^)
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>>133152512
Sure
>>133152945
I have to leave now, I will be back if another one of these threads emerge!
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>>133153071
Do you support my manifesto?
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Official Quorum is 12 as set by previous thread!
Give me a (you) and Quorum is set and a government may be formed
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>>133153163
Alright, have fun good friend.
..
.
The thread is dying, what is the next subject to discuss? How to avoid stepping on sneks?
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>>133153424
Current List is also
Cockerdoodle[God Emperor]!!zXk5BIa1Ax6

EternalBohemian[NationalMemeticsParty]!!guIzVk8IKlV

Rosehip [UAF]!!fzW26H3bZbu

Mr.Reddit[Cucks]!!p6baA0WWtFD

WhiteMale [Cucks]!!eQ0NnXuM6wj

a settlement with a population of 1305[BJP}!ukplMOKO72

JoeArpaio[BorderPatrol]!!v+FWqHwaw/B

Trapper [Homolust]!!1Fa7LzeI6u8

Bedtime[PerpetualDreamers]!5U1vrHEEt6

Troelstra[Communist Workers Party]!!DPDLSMw+H9e

Goldsteinberg [Globalist Jew Party] !!g+ifZJDNiIY

Ivan Ivanislav [COMMIE MOMMYS]!!Qh0NZicpHYy

von Metternich [Reactionary Monarchist]!cErAmKPF2c

Fuhrer [Hitler Youth]!!sphYpOLEPJl

William Gladstone[Orange Book or Bust]!!spag5sNh5f7

Faisal [Anglo-Pakistani Party]!!Fbeb8JNW6CD

Black & Yellow Mangrove [Snek Party]!!NlbwBjkjk
QU

August von Mackensen [Reactionary Monarchist]!!ipgEOvX6ZBS

Family Fuhrer [Hitler Youth]!!Fv9hv/VVzNH

Hammurabi [Reactionary Monarchist]!!pr1UJj/bXoS

Above political combass party(ΑPCP)

Hobbes [RMP]!!baYVKX+3Wib

Timtomtimmy [People's party of /pol/]!!wAZsr63GjG4
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>>133153338
I support the notion that left, right, Libertarian, Authoritarian politics is dead.
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>>133153483
How to avoid stepping on sneks
Step 1. Stay away from them they suck
step 2. See step 1
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>>133153424
>>133153483
we should attempt to write a constitution, starting with a preamble
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>>133153727
hey fuck you man
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>>133153641
Welcome to our party
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>>133153821
No you join mine. We are established and can trace our roots back to the mid-17th century
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>>133153894
Sorry forgot name
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>>133153786
Looks like the snek can't take critism
kek
e
k
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>>133153780
We, the People of the Politically Incorrect Board of 4chan (henceforth refered to as /pol/ within this document), hereby, in the name of Freedom, Democracy, Cooperation, Diplomacy, Justice, and Sick Banter, declare the formation of a permanent and constitutional governing body, founded under the principle of Law, and the Supremacy of God.
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>>133153780
We have too few people, maybe next thread. We need at least 20 active people and 5 parties to begin and finish a good constitution.
But an attempt is fine for now, let's vote to do it and if it passes we'll try.
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>>133153780
also, party colours and symbols should be discussed within parties. For our party i believe we should use #696969, as it is a nice prussian grey, as well as a meme-tier hexcode
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>>133153988
It's hard to criticize someone who's smarter than everybody else because they don't take a stance on issues
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>>133153424
(you)
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>>133154162
that is a bit too liberal for my liking
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>>133154309
>>133154162

i agree, it is a bit too liberal
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>>133154222
Check our manifesto>>>>133149569
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never forget
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>>133154222
Also nice trips
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>>133154554
Then why is your name above political compass if you actually have views
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>>133154210
I would prefer a regal purple
maybe something along the lines of #663399
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>>133149264
Sieg Heil
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>>133154652
Wibbles was based tbqh. Ill miss his autism.
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>>133154693
Being above the political combass does not mean that we do not have opinions. It means that we are not settled in a specific ideology
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>>133154828
Welcome to Hitler Youth. Unfortunately, we're short on topics to discuss besides memeing. Also ignore the centrist and the snek, they're having too much fun for us.
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>>133154947
But what's the point of politics if you don't get to larp your ideology?
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>>133155177
There is none. Which is why he should join mine
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Filthy peasants, I belong to the House of Lords.
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>>133155177
Being a good politician is about making your country a better place NOT to larp about muh ideologie and shiet
Unfortunately this world has a lack of those especially in my country
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>>133155402
I was a Lord before I died. Don't fall for this American ''''Liberalism''''
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>>133149019

Sieg Heil
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>>133155469
Absolutely common
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>>133155402
welcome

make sure to get the speaker's attention so you are noticed
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>>133155177
Being a jew and getting free money by giving niggers gibs and other stupid policies trying to act gentle and caring when everyong knows you're just abusing power on your day off and when working.
Fuck the EU.
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summoning progressive alliance
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>>133155601
m8 I was an MP before poor people got the vote. I'm about as common as Ebola on Mars
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>>133155844
hey there big boy
hows it going?
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how would the [Hitler Youth] feel about a bill to make Christianity the state religion
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>>133156084
I will alliance with you on this
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>>133156071
it's going well despite the injustices the cisshits do every single day
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>>133155848
God shalt bless thee then. I present a motion to make starving potatoniggers to death the new national sport by the way.
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>>133156084
Depends on the branch of Christianity.
But yes, no mudslimes would be accepted either way, so it has to be either pagans or cristians.
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>>133156248
The cornlaws happened under my predecessors :)
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>>133156331
But the mudslimes hate the jews just as much, if not more, than you do
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Any Constitution preamble can be submitted to me
And a government can be formed with a quorum
A minimum of 12 (yous) to this post allows full range of activity
A rump parliament happens at 6
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>>133155844
Whats up my dude
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>>133156331
>which branch
in order to avoid autistic screeching, how about we just leave it at Christianity non-specifically
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>>133156502
I deliver the motion for a Christian country with the Archbishops being able to sit in both houses
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>>133156459
So? We can take care of the jews by ourselves. I don't trust the muzzies enough to give them any jews, they'd just end up as its slaves.
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>>133156502
(you)
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>>133156502
>>133156612
I agree with Sir William but military officers should be able to get power through politics to not let bureaucrary rampant.
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>>133156502
(me)
i... i mean (you)
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>>133156502
I will accept an authoritarian regime so long as the people's right to bear arms and fangs is guaranteed by our constitution, along with most of free speech.
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>>133156612
Process for selecting archbishop or are we just using Anglican?
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>>133156502
roll
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>>133157066
Fuck it. I want a liberal society. Archbishops from all established dominions with over 2% subscription rate from the population
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>>133156502
(you)
also, 6:00 what? EST?
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>>133156502
(you)
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Alright I'll be going, good luck on the Constitution and I accept allowing all normal forms of Christianity (non-degenerate) for the people to choose. Death cults are not welcome though, so be careful. For the seating, only competent people, genius youth, honest creators and some representatives should do it.
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>>133157802
>>133157507
>>133157301
>>133157103
>>133157066
>>133157065
>>133157055
>>133156785
>>133156752
>>133156641
>>133156612
A rump parliament has met quorum
All of those in favor of allowing this to become the official parliament say aye
Four to pass fails within thirty minutes
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>>133158218
>>133158255
Vote if you can
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Missed these threads
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>>133158255
aye

>>133158431
Hey Griff
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>>133158541
trip
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>>133158431
Welcome mate you got a party?
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>>133158255
Aye
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>>133158255
Aye
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>>133158255
AYE
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>>133158255
aye
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>>133158607
No, I'm illegal
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>>133158255
aye
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>>133156502
Preamble proposal:

We, the People of the Politically Incorrect Board of 4chan (henceforth refered to as /pol/ within this document), hereby, in the name of Tradition, Justice, and Diplomacy, declare the formation of a permanent and constitutional governing body, founded under the principle of Law, the existence of our people, a future for white children, and the Supremacy of the Christian god.
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Jew Reporting in
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>>133159518
and aye
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>>133159148
>>133159098
>>133159076
>>133159051
>>133158859
>>133158649
>>133158649
>>133158541
>>133158573
Motion carries this is now an official parliament with quorum met
A PM may be selected but if next quorum call (next thread) reaches 12 a new one must be selected. All laws passed by the simple majority in this government stand and can only be put up to vote by a twelve vote of twelve (assuming twelve yays did not occur than it stands regardless)
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>>133159199
seconded
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>>133159579
read the OP
chose a party and use a tripcode
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>>133159199
I had
We, the People of the Politically Incorrect Board of 4chan (henceforth refered to as /pol/ within this document), hereby, in the name of Unity, Purity, Perseverance, Strength, Justice, and Sick Banter, declare the formation of a permanent and constitutional governing body, founded for the preservation of these values and each /pol/lacks children's future
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>>133159790
>>133159199
But with a second if this is found to be superior it shall be
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>>133159899
>>133159682
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>>133159899
once the nazis get around to refreshing the thread, I am sure they will find this new one more to their liking
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>>133159646
Also I would like to congratulate this parliament on resolving the issue in less than half the time needed
Any image to celebrate can be requested
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>>133149019
Subsidize basic necessities.
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ok i got it now
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>>133160339
theres already a jew party
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>>133160339
Nigga there's already a (((Jew))) Party. Read the thread
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>>133160339
there already is a jew party, you should join it instead of making a new one
read the thread
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ok i join it
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>>133160664
Thanks I was about to ask if you were separate from the globalist jews
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>>133160749
no no i ill just join it instead
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>>133149019
>>Any party can be created or joined unless the party disavows you
Who the hell made them boss.
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>>133160664
just a heads up, the other parliamentarian from your party agreed to an informal valiance with the Reactionary Monarchists and the Nazis
such is the wacky world of politics
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Whats the largest party then?
Reactionary monarchist have three by my count and closest seems to be only two member parties
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>>133160934
im alright with that i been with 4chan since 2008 so i get anyway
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>>133160931
You cant be banned from a party label you just wont work together at all and a complete schism should be noted
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>>133160962
wait, who made you speaker or is that your party??
>>
I propose a motion to ensure the right to the people to bear arms and fangs, but also to ban heavy boots from public use
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>>133161231
I was elected speaker some parliaments ago
In general I am in charge of making and maintaining threads mostly making sure quorum exists for parliament to actually be in full session
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>>133161231
he got the ball rolling and started the threads
someone proposed a vote to replace him last thread which failed unanimously
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noooooo
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>>133161589
>>133161575
haha got it. Its good to have some order around here
>>
>>133161589
Your membership is three right with an alliance with some other party?
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>>133161742
yeah
[RM] is currently myself, hobbes, and augstus
we formed an informal bloc with the nazis and da joos who have now 2 memebers each

I was hoping to ram some legislation through, but it seems the nazis went off to do other things
>>
what the hell is going on here

Guess I'll start it up

join me!

http://polparliament.wikia.com/wiki/National_Socialist_Party

where my oldfag parliament bros
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>>133162167
I'll help you. As long as it's liberal.
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>>133162167
>>133161742
you guys are forgetting
Hammurabi [Reactionary Monarchist]!!pr1UJj/bXoS , so total of 4 members
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test
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>>133162616
check out my preamble proposal m8
maybe we can get it passed without those lazy nazis
>133159199
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>>133162167
I got this seat chart apologizes my current seating tool is garbage
But you with the jewish globalist and hitler youth have a solid majority
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>>133162621
I got him on the list
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I nominate August von Mackensen as PM

I call on our allies the [Hitler Youth] and the [Globalist Jew Party] to support this nomination so that we can push forward our shared agenda
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>>133162948
>ORANGE book liberalism
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>>133163687
I'll give you confidence and supply
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>>133149019
Instead of role-playing on an anime board why don't you become a real politician and make a real difference in the world?
>>
>>133164284
y not both?
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>>133164284
>Working at 1AM
Fuck off cunt
>>
>>133163687
i'll second that :^)
>>
>>133159579
im a little late, but are you joining my party?
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>>133163687
Seven Clenches
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>>133166199
Yes he joined your party
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>>133166199
vote for August for speaker and we will throw you a bone later
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>>133167497
Nigga we aren't having a new speaker. Also join the Orange Bookers by Your name[Orange Book or Bust]##your trip
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>>133167608
woops, I meant PM
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>>133167497
im gonna have to dig up all my files and whatnot from when i was speaker and VP back a couple years ago, but that shouldnt take long
>>
Joining Socialist Alliance
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just remembered i put it all on google drive, so we're good
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>>133168309
What do you have?
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>>133167497
what are the duties and responsibilities of PM?
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>>133168600
Take orders from (you)
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>>133168600
Head of government
Proposes legislation
Keeps coalition vote together
>>
Count me in you dumbshits
>>
I hope the voting system isn't FPTP...
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>>133168549
images for speaker, propaganda, recruitment posters, bants, etc.
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>>133168600
>>133168784
Although anybody can make a motion technically
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>>133168732
>>133168784
>>133168899
it doesnt unseat Texasfag though, does it?
He seems like a good guy
>>
>>133168874
Do you have or remember the old tool for making the parliament image? The one Im using sucks
>>
BILL: 00X
TITLE: The Abolition of Capitalism Act:
TEXT:
ARTICLES:
1) This house will hereby abolish Capitalism and move to Socialism.
2) Any remnants or adherents to Capitalism beyond this move will be met with 9001 years gulag.
SHORT TITLE AND COMMENCEMENT:
1) Short title is "The Gas Capitalism Act" of 2017
2) Commencement will take place upon immediate passing of this Act.
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>>133169008
No Im just the speaker simply neutral
I just make and maintain threads with some legislative input while we are forming the government
>>
>>133169267
alright, in that case >>133167497
we've got a deal buddy

>>133169133
fucking NAY
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>>133169133
Nigga nay lol
>>
>>133169435
Not an argument.
>>133169466
Fuck off Hawarden Harlot
>>
>>133169502
i'm not trying to argue, im voting... nice meme tho, i guess
>>
>>133168831
>>133167858

Shall we try to invite the Serbs party into our alliance?
>>
>>133169502
>Fuck off Hawarden Harlot
How dare you speak to a man who was head of the greatest empire at it's height like that
>>
>>133169502
Also>>133169598 This
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>>133168831
join us, we are already the largest party
>>
>>133169133
NAY, and also find god you idolater
>>
>>133169653
>muh free trade
>muh small gov't
>muh lib-lab
Disraeli was only a bit better but then again they'd both be strung up for being Capitalists.
>>
woops, forgot trip
>>
>>133169805
He doesn't have to join us,as long as we can form an alliance with his party that would be great.
>>
Joining Cucks
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So as for the nomination of August von Mackensen as PM
I have three votes
Seven will make him PM but if he only arrives to six I will use my vote at my own discretion
>>
>>133169887
>Loving someone that did Crimea and is more anti-socialist
Should've gotten a real education not done gender studies. In a true Liberal society, I will tax meme degrees at a flat rate of 45%
>>
>>133170257
nice ID, im proud to be your ally
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>>133170388
*Three votes in favor not personally three votes
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>>133170388
He still hasn't given me a concession, I might have to vote against him
>>
>>133169133
nay you faggot
>>133169132
i used this one> https://tools.wmflabs.org/parliamentdiagram/parliamentinputform.html
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>>133170482
thank you, we must work together to ensure that those racist, misogynistic assholes don't get their hands on power
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>>133170071
>>133168831
remember to vote August for PM
>133163687
>>
>>133170830
Negotiation when?
>>
>>133170388
I vote in favor of august becoming PM
>>
>>133170388
In the absence of negotiations, I vote against
>>
>>133170540
What concession do you want
>>
>>133171149
>>133170924
What do you want?
>>
>>133171039
great only 3 more

maybe if the jews clinch it for us we can try to put them in charge of the central bank
>>
>>133171252
A CENTRAL BANK??? REALLY?????
ILL VOTE FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!
>>
>barges into the parliament, mid session
NO LONGER WILL THE HATE BIGOT PARTY OF REACTIONARY MONARCHY BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE. AUGUST WILL LEAD US TO OPPRESSION AND MAN'S RIGHTS HEGEMONY OF RACIST WHITE HATE BIGOTS. NO LONGER WILL THE POC MAN AND THE WIMIN BE OPPRESSED. WE STAND FOR WIMINS RIGHTS, WE STAND FOR POC RIGHTS, WE STAND FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS. A VOTE FOR AUGUST IS A VOTE FOR THE PROPOGATION OF SEXIST AND MISOGYNIST RHETORIC. HIS SMALL HANDS AND HATE SPEECH WOULD DESTROY THE VERY FABRIC OF WHAT WE HAVE WORKED SO HARD TO BUILD. WE WILL NOT BUILD ON WHAT WE STARTED WITH AUGUST. END MISOGYNY, END RACISM, END BIGOT VIOLENCE. END THE WHITE MAN. END THE MALE. END AUGUST.
#killmonarchists
>>
Hopping in
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>>133171252
perhaps
>>
oy vey
>>
>>133171357
You got a party there mate?
>>
>>133171354
vote for august and I'll do my best later
>>
>>133171354
cool, just vote for me, and encourage you party members to as well
>>133163687
>>
>>133170388
I vote for that nigga
>>
>>133171460
shalom new friend!
vote for August for PM
>>
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>>133171549
>>
>>133171533
nicely done, without any outside influence. You will go far in this party
>>
>>133171149
what is it you want?
>>
Today marks the creation of the funny maymays party! We do everything in our power to annoy lefties, like banning gays and trannies, kicking out minorities and shooting degenerates!
>>
oh shit waddap
jew alliance was a power play
>>
>>133171813
now ummmm....
about that central bank?
>>
>>133171376
Welcome aboard shitlorde
>>
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>>133171357
Shut up woman, the kingdom has a perfect place for you, its called a kitchen
>>
>>133171970
we can sort that out soon as i'm sworn in (i think i got enough votes) and i start our first parliamentary session
>>
>>133171627
Be sure to give me a cushy bank job and deliver a black bull for my wife if this pays off. She's shvitzing for a good black dick.
>>
>>133163687
welcome geroge
vote my boy August for PM
>133170388
>>
>>133172022
Fucking white males clearing the name tab
>>
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>>133171357
"no"
>>
I am the leader for life
I've built a system where the nicer you are to me and more shit you give me the better I make your life
If you're righteous, hard working, and pure you get benefits and tax breaks.
If you're degenerate or uppity I get to creatively humiliate you and take your shit away.
Basically property and respect are earned through virtue and the lowest class is there by their own fault. Goodness and purity are rewarded. Everyone tries to one up each other to get more shit from me on high
>>
>>133172115
our good friends the Cuck party handle all of our bulls, ask one of them nicely, im sure they will be happy to indulge
>>
I think August needs 1 more vote
>>
>>133172598
I'll vote for him if he delivers a vague pandering statement about the importance of conservative values for /pol/
>>
>>133172598
He does if the Orange Book or Bust Party confirms his aye he wins it outright
Otherwise he has six
>>
>>133172598
>>133172833
Or also this
August its up to you
>>
>>133172833
that can and will be done.
>>
>>133172833
i'm sure that can be arranged
>>
>>133172833
you see, /pol/ seems to identify as "right-wing" while it is stuffed with national socialists. The thing is, how can a "socialist" be considered right-wing? As PM, i promise to deliver a true, conservative, reactionary approach to preserve the culture, morals, and safety of this board, and 4chan as a whole.
>>
>>133173272
Sounds good to me

I vote for August
>>
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>>133173272
>>133173526
And on that vote it is clenched
Congratulations mister Prime Minister try not to fuck it up
>>
>>133173666
Accidentally revealed my true identity
>>
>>133173666
>that post
>those digits
uuuhh
>>
>>133173730
anyway, first order of business should be a roll call here soon, in about 10 minutes i'd say
>>
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Enter the National Capitalist Party! Join today!

http://alternative-right.blogspot.com/2015/07/national-capitalism-third-alternative.html
>>
>>133173991
Definitely
The parliament remains official
The roll call will be done next thread
>>
Are any seats still open?
>>
>>133163687
>>133171039
>>133165987
>>133171039
>>133173526
>>133171549
>>133171533
congrats
>>
>>133174273
Check the OP you can always be an MP/party
So yes
>>
>>133174273
yes, of course
>>
>>133174290
we did it boys!
>>133174356
congrats Mr PM
>>
>>133174345
>>133174356
Thank you both for the clarification
>>
>>133174290
thank you. now, ill give you a choice as to what your preferred miniserial postion will be, as you are the party leader.

Ministry of Defense
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Ministry of Finance
Ministry of Records.
>>
>>133174345
by the way, the post count is getting close, so i recommend starting a new thread ASAP
>>
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>>133174609
thanks August, I'll take Foreign affairs
Do I have any duties?
>>
Who down for an opposition coalition against the globalists?
>>
>>133174609
Congratulation to the new Prime Minister, can we have an idea of what you're planning? Also what type of Monarchy are you lots going for?
>>133175130
When they first fuck up I'll be with you. Until then I'll let the Reactionaries have a bit of fun of fun and all.
>>
If anyone needs a minister of Transportation I'd be open to doing that.
>>
>>133149019
>>
>>133175123
why yes, you do :^)

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Should the Ministry fail to submit any foreign policy within seventy two hours of a new Minister of Foreign Affairs taking Office, the Minister of Foreign Affairs shall be considered Derelict in his Duties and summarily removed from Office.
>>
>>133175470
of course, replace President with King/Emperor, when we get around to that.

I am going to have dinner, i will be back shortly.
>>
>>133175130
That is definitely something the Rent is Too Damn High party would support
>>
Are there still seats open?
>>
>>133175328
Sounds good, shouldn't take long :^)
>>
>>133175674
yes, just join or make a party. with a trip, of course
>>
>>133175674
there are always open seats
join the Reactionary Monarchists, we just formed a government with the jews
>>
>>133175631
Welcome! :) I'm sure our parties will naturally agree on many issues.
>>
>>133175674
Of course, read the OP then the thread a bit to understand how it goes. You can also refer to the Wiki.
>>
>>133172115
be on your toes
they are gunning for us...
>>133175130
>>133175749
>>133175631
>>
>>133175920
You should really see what globalism does to rent for apartment and businesses these days.
>>
New
>>133175900
>>133175900
>>
So.. about that bank.
>>
>>133174926
Already on it
>>133175900
>>
Join the Conan Nationalist Party now!
>>
>>133176091
You've convinced me. Let's get the jews outta the real estate market
>>
>>133176032
Yeah Jews and monorails don't mix
>>
>>133176159
sup bruh
>>
Reminder that I proposed a preamble to our constitution earlier
>133159199
It is broadly right wing, and I think most parliamentarians present will find it to their liking
>>
I hope its not too late for me to join
>>
>>133176631
Nope not at all
>>133175900
new thread btw
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