34-Year-Old Virgin Has A Cringe Worthy Date With His Crush After

>>133141872
>op makes yourtube videos now

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>>133141957
hahaha

>>133141872
Autism is a hell of a drug.

>>133141872
This is what everyone here who voted trump looks like

>unironically uses hold this L
Wow, didn't know jigaboos learned how to use the internet!
Also sage because you're still a nigger

>>133141872

man this is exactly how I picture most guys here.. except you people are much more angry that you're 34 year old virgins.

>>133142662
WorldStar

>>133142662

someone hit a bit too close to home eh faggot

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>>133141872

i think hes pretty suave

HAHA WOW SO **CRINGE** xD upvote to you good sir xD

Jesus fucking christ lol

>>133141872

Leave him alone, you assholes!

haha, go skippy, go. what am i watching?

>>133141872
A fine example of the master race.

i suddenly need cereal.

>>133141872
Any decent mother would know better than to help her son in dating. Find an old hopeless virgin and I bet he's got a clingy psycho mom who respects no boundaries. They'll actively hobble their children because they're afraid of them finding a partner and moving on with their lives.

>>133143361
I'm only a 28 year old virgin. Still feels bad.

>>133141872
Why do the Jews keep trying to make us seem sexually undesirable? Women already hate us and are leaving us for black men. ENOUGH! Give us a fucking break!

blue eyed blond masterrace

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>>133141872
>do you wanna meet my mom

25 yr old here, getting there. i dont get it tho, when i see people like this, i am not anythign like them, i talk to women normaly, i look normaly, theyh it on me etc, i am just scared of sex i guess which is autistic part but nobody knows that

20 year old khhv robot

>>133141872
Those fake videos are so retarded.

Everybody knows it's staged.

>>133141872
He looks like an Albino Niggroid desu

>>133144577
Are you my European me?
Am I white at last?

>>133141872
that's me from the future
why people allow this to happen

>>133144216
Damn thats my mom exactly

Fuck.......

>>133141957
>FPBP
the rule never fails

cuck op REKT beyond recovery

>>133144236
HIGH FIVE MY BROTHER! Wizardry will be strong in us!

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>>133141872
Fuck this is hard to watch, only two minutes in.
It can only become worse from here.

>>133141872
why is this shit on pol nigger?

>>133141872
Lmao what a pathetic beta, but I will admit that he probably at least has better game than 50% of the people on 4chan that are too scared to even approach a female. I lost my virginity in 7th grade which is basically a tell all sign I'm in the Chad-ish category. Girls approach me sometimes after I only say hi... If I wanted I could go fuck my 30 year old milf neighbor and I'm only 18 plus she's married.

>>133145508
I had to pause it every 30 seconds and pace around my room to finish it

>>133141872
this dude is a virgin by choice, he has lot of swag

>>133145731
I don't know how people watch shit like this on a regular basis.

>>133141872
I am 34yo too
Lost virginity at 31
Sex was horrible

First and last tiime i did this. Not my thing.
No woman = no troubles. More tiime and energy helping my refugee friends

>>133141872
This is like 10 years old you faggot. Still funny though.

>>133144797

The dude is obviously an actor.

>>133145657
"Today on things that never happened..."

>>133141872
Gmo makes them feminine

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>>133141872
I lost my virginity at 17 because I was afraid being a wizard.
Thanks for the video OP. I feel just a bit better now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopAwVYlivw&t=26s
This guy is a legend from the good old days

>>133145657
Did they catch the pedo that raped ur boipucci at 7th grade?

>>133146109
>>133146267
Lmao dude you just admit to being a virgin until 31. Pathetic.

>>133141872
>boi
>lame
Go back to redd.it

skippys a pimp

>>133146488
>boipucci
Faggot detected

Kys. Stop wanking to traps faggot.

>>133141872
>great dance
>wanna meet my mom?

>>133146484
This is too comical to take seriously.

>>133145657
man you can even tell from text that he's lying

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>>133143491
>>133143361

>>133146528
pls no bully

>>133144236
Get a hooker my man

>>133141872
Damn man, I feel bad for the guy. He seems like a nice enough fella but it's probably a forever thing for him at this point.

>>133146484
this guy is fucking alpha, have you seen his videos? this man is an actor

>>133143361
He's got way more game than the average anon on /pol/.

>>133146956
What if it's a undercover cop and I go to jail?

>>133143612
Actually if he cut out the being nice shit and asking for permission, he'd do alright.

>>133145657
Damn that shit was SO cash

>>133141872
As Chad, I want to wear that t-shirt ironically

>>133147233
Join the Aryan Brotherhood my man

>>133144236
>only a 28 year old virgin.
>only

Prime example of why you need a strong father figure

>>133144577
I'm in a similar position to you. 25 and not a virgin, but I've only ever had sex with escorts. I come off as prefty normal, if not seeming somewhat charming to most people.

I think there are a lot of guys out there like this, who just aren't willing to come out and admit to these things publicly. And the media isn't going to profile ordinary people with these issues because it isn't sensationalistic and validates MRAs

>>133147233
Go get one of the legal ones in Nevada

>>133144236
Virginity is cool. Marry a virgin and have God approved procreation.

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whites never cease to entertain me

>>133146528
It's actually not pathetic cause im not a degenerate piece of shit like you that has some superficial nigger values (according what you write, you are nigger tier).

I also dont derive my self worth from these kind of things. Im so great and awesome in many ways.
I beat up retard pseudo kids like you back in school.

Also im bettter than you in every way and could cut off your head and shit down your nigger throat.

You worthless piece of sub human garbage, do your incestus parents a favor and kill yourself. Stop wasting precious air and arrange a date between your mouth and the barrel of loaded shotgun. Fucking retard

>>133147419
No. I think I'd rather just shitpost with you guys.

>>133147514
This.

>>133144797
they just abuse stupid and retarded people for those shows in Germany

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mG_Fyc-nyOs

>>133147720
Uff kinda suck to be you I guess.

>>133147720
Haha 31 and no fucky fucky. I bet you're fat too.

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His only flaw is his t-shirt.

>Or so I think... I became a wizard this year

>>133148074
Def worth watching! Subtitled for you non Germans

>>133147720
Sex is the most overrated thing on earth.

I refuse to believe there was this obsession over sex 100 years ago.

As always I'm certain it's the Jews.

>>133148152
My life is great, yours is shit.

Just kill yourself, i know kids like you.
In few years you will turn out to be a looser that won't achieve anything asides sucking cock in a gay sauna. Welfare degenerate

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>>133148494
>In few years you will turn out to be a looser that won't achieve anything asides sucking cock in a gay sauna
And he'll still have gotten more action than you!

>>133141872

What is strange for me is that as I have gotten older and more successful it has become more difficult for me to meet women, and especially to hook up with them.

I'm 30, work as an engineer, am more fit than years ago but haven't had a girl hit on me in probably 2 years or more. When I was in my early 20's I was overweight, underemployed but had no problem meeting and hooking up with women.

A few of my friends have had this same problem. Are women as a whole just getting more difficult to get with?

>>133141872
>actually get's a date
>takes her to his mom's basement
>tells her to clean up
JESUS CHRIST what are you doing????

>>133148152
At 18 you propably dont even pay your own bills and still live with your parents hahaha

You know nothing kid and you will suffer greatly

>>133148361
Interesting part starts at ~07:50

>>133148377
>I refuse to believe there was this obsession over sex 100 years ago.
We're here.

>tfw 32yo and virgin

Im not like that guy in the OP but man, feels bad you know. At least this confirms im white, right?

>>133147720
Hahahahahahaha chill out man. Go lift some weights and get outside bro. Get active. Take a break...

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>>133148494

>>133147233
why would cop do that?

>>133141872
Speak for yourself faggot
I look like Thor and bang like drums

How many faggots in this thread own their own house? I mean a house bought with your own money (or rented). Family property or friend lendings doesnt count.

>genuinely curious

>>133148613
Hard to say my man. My absolute prime for pulling pussy was from 20-27. 29 now and it seems women want nothing to do with me. Although I have to admit I've kind of gotten black pilled over the past couple years, so I'm really not as fun as I was.

>>133142523
Anyone who even voted has shit for brains

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fuck

female

scum

>>133147720
Lot's of pent up anger. I wonder why?

>>133148199
I train 3x a week since 6years now.
I look great, am healthy and have the good life.
I own an appartment, a car, a degree and have cash on the side. Plus a lot of other really good things. I worked for this, earned it.

Thats a level most of these worthless fucks on 4chan will never achieve.

>>133148613
It's social media that's the main problem. Women are unapproachable IRL in most situations because they're buried in their phone. Nowadays even the spergiest weirdo women have fifty strangers blowing up their tinder, and Facebook puts women in constant communication with every guy they've ever met. Every decent looking woman in america gets hit on by dozens of guys per day.

>>133148377
Hookups and sleeping around is overrated. When you find a decent female thats tolerable and has compatible values that you both genuinely love eachother, thats when sex is underrated imhofam.

>>133141872
>the average /r9k/ poster

>>133149058

>I've kind of gotten black pilled over the past couple years

I am thinking this is what it is for me too. As it is right now I live with 2 girls who are both single, but I want nothing to do with them. They spend their time watching reality TV shows and browsing Tinder. I just can't bring myself to even try to get with them, I'm just not interested. At the same time when I do see girls I am interested in, who are in their early 20's, its like they want nothing to do with me. Maybe the standards for the 80/20 rule have gone up?

>>133148658
Stop projecting your insecurities on random Internet people. If you're trolling congrats here's your (you), if not get that train wreck of your life in check and find a valve for whatever makes you this angry. Life can be good without being a cunt to other people.

>>133149218
This fucking degenerate 18yo baby claims it to be an achievement that he was raped in 7th degree by his Uncle Tyronne. This nigger is even proud of his degeneracy. He should just remove himself from the gene-pool and die quietly and in shame.

Im pissed at degenerate peoplee being proud of their shit, they have no decency and should be direct-gassed

>>133141872
this is horrible

>>133149295

In addition to my other response I think this is true as well. When people have an abundance of choice, it is hard to choose anything at all. Think about when a woman says she wants to go to a restaurant but can never choose even though she has a hundred options. You can now apply that to men. When women are bombarded with a ton of options, the best option is no option.

>>133149235
And yet you still head to 4chan every day and constantly bring up all these details about you that no one gives a fuck about, desperately looking for some sort of validation. Hmm.

>>133141957
fpbp

>>133149704
Aren't you already in the process of removing yourself from the gene pool?

>>133149944
Piss off

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