34-Year-Old Virgin Has A Cringe Worthy Date With His Crush After

>>1375864
>op makes yourtube videos now

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>>1375865
hahaha

>>1375864
Autism is a hell of a drug.

>>1375864
This is what everyone here who voted trump looks like

>unironically uses hold this L
Wow, didn't know jigaboos learned how to use the internet!
Also sage because you're still a nigger

>>1375864

man this is exactly how I picture most guys here.. except you people are much more angry that you're 34 year old virgins.

>>1375869
WorldStar

>>1375869

someone hit a bit too close to home eh faggot

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>>1375864

i think hes pretty suave

HAHA WOW SO **CRINGE** xD upvote to you good sir xD

Jesus fucking christ lol

>>1375864

Leave him alone, you assholes!

haha, go skippy, go. what am i watching?

>>1375864
A fine example of the master race.

i suddenly need cereal.

>>1375864
Any decent mother would know better than to help her son in dating. Find an old hopeless virgin and I bet he's got a clingy psycho mom who respects no boundaries. They'll actively hobble their children because they're afraid of them finding a partner and moving on with their lives.

>>1375870
I'm only a 28 year old virgin. Still feels bad.

>>1375864
Why do the Jews keep trying to make us seem sexually undesirable? Women already hate us and are leaving us for black men. ENOUGH! Give us a fucking break!

blue eyed blond masterrace

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>>1375864
>do you wanna meet my mom

25 yr old here, getting there. i dont get it tho, when i see people like this, i am not anythign like them, i talk to women normaly, i look normaly, theyh it on me etc, i am just scared of sex i guess which is autistic part but nobody knows that

20 year old khhv robot

>>1375864
Those fake videos are so retarded.

Everybody knows it's staged.

>>1375864
He looks like an Albino Niggroid desu

>>1375886
Are you my European me?
Am I white at last?

>>1375864
that's me from the future
why people allow this to happen

>>1375881
Damn thats my mom exactly

Fuck.......

>>1375865
>FPBP
the rule never fails

cuck op REKT beyond recovery

>>1375882
HIGH FIVE MY BROTHER! Wizardry will be strong in us!

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>>1375864
Fuck this is hard to watch, only two minutes in.
It can only become worse from here.

>>1375864
why is this shit on pol nigger?

>>1375864
Lmao what a pathetic beta, but I will admit that he probably at least has better game than 50% of the people on 4chan that are too scared to even approach a female. I lost my virginity in 7th grade which is basically a tell all sign I'm in the Chad-ish category. Girls approach me sometimes after I only say hi... If I wanted I could go fuck my 30 year old milf neighbor and I'm only 18 plus she's married.

>>1375895
I had to pause it every 30 seconds and pace around my room to finish it

>>1375864
this dude is a virgin by choice, he has lot of swag

>>1375898
I don't know how people watch shit like this on a regular basis.

>>1375864
I am 34yo too
Lost virginity at 31
Sex was horrible

First and last tiime i did this. Not my thing.
No woman = no troubles. More tiime and energy helping my refugee friends

>>1375864
This is like 10 years old you faggot. Still funny though.

>>1375888

The dude is obviously an actor.

>>1375897
"Today on things that never happened..."

>>1375864
Gmo makes them feminine

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>>1375864
I lost my virginity at 17 because I was afraid being a wizard.
Thanks for the video OP. I feel just a bit better now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopAwVYlivw&t=26s
This guy is a legend from the good old days

>>1375897
Did they catch the pedo that raped ur boipucci at 7th grade?

>>1375901
>>1375904
Lmao dude you just admit to being a virgin until 31. Pathetic.

>>1375864
>boi
>lame
Go back to redd.it

skippys a pimp

>>1375908
>boipucci
Faggot detected

Kys. Stop wanking to traps faggot.

>>1375864
>great dance
>wanna meet my mom?

>>1375907
This is too comical to take seriously.

>>1375897
man you can even tell from text that he's lying

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>>1375872
>>1375870

>>1375909
pls no bully

>>1375882
Get a hooker my man

>>1375864
Damn man, I feel bad for the guy. He seems like a nice enough fella but it's probably a forever thing for him at this point.

>>1375907
this guy is fucking alpha, have you seen his videos? this man is an actor

>>1375870
He's got way more game than the average anon on /pol/.

>>1375918
What if it's a undercover cop and I go to jail?

>>1375874
Actually if he cut out the being nice shit and asking for permission, he'd do alright.

>>1375897
Damn that shit was SO cash

>>1375864
As Chad, I want to wear that t-shirt ironically

>>1375922
Join the Aryan Brotherhood my man

>>1375882
>only a 28 year old virgin.
>only

Prime example of why you need a strong father figure

>>1375886
I'm in a similar position to you. 25 and not a virgin, but I've only ever had sex with escorts. I come off as prefty normal, if not seeming somewhat charming to most people.

I think there are a lot of guys out there like this, who just aren't willing to come out and admit to these things publicly. And the media isn't going to profile ordinary people with these issues because it isn't sensationalistic and validates MRAs

>>1375922
Go get one of the legal ones in Nevada

>>1375882
Virginity is cool. Marry a virgin and have God approved procreation.

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whites never cease to entertain me

>>1375909
It's actually not pathetic cause im not a degenerate piece of shit like you that has some superficial nigger values (according what you write, you are nigger tier).

I also dont derive my self worth from these kind of things. Im so great and awesome in many ways.
I beat up retard pseudo kids like you back in school.

Also im bettter than you in every way and could cut off your head and shit down your nigger throat.

You worthless piece of sub human garbage, do your incestus parents a favor and kill yourself. Stop wasting precious air and arrange a date between your mouth and the barrel of loaded shotgun. Fucking retard

>>1375926
No. I think I'd rather just shitpost with you guys.

>>1375928
This.

>>1375888
they just abuse stupid and retarded people for those shows in Germany

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mG_Fyc-nyOs

>>1375933
Uff kinda suck to be you I guess.

>>1375933
Haha 31 and no fucky fucky. I bet you're fat too.

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His only flaw is his t-shirt.

>Or so I think... I became a wizard this year

>>1375936
Def worth watching! Subtitled for you non Germans

>>1375933
Sex is the most overrated thing on earth.

I refuse to believe there was this obsession over sex 100 years ago.

As always I'm certain it's the Jews.

>>1375937
My life is great, yours is shit.

Just kill yourself, i know kids like you.
In few years you will turn out to be a looser that won't achieve anything asides sucking cock in a gay sauna. Welfare degenerate

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>>1375942
>In few years you will turn out to be a looser that won't achieve anything asides sucking cock in a gay sauna
And he'll still have gotten more action than you!

>>1375864

What is strange for me is that as I have gotten older and more successful it has become more difficult for me to meet women, and especially to hook up with them.

I'm 30, work as an engineer, am more fit than years ago but haven't had a girl hit on me in probably 2 years or more. When I was in my early 20's I was overweight, underemployed but had no problem meeting and hooking up with women.

A few of my friends have had this same problem. Are women as a whole just getting more difficult to get with?

>>1375864
>actually get's a date
>takes her to his mom's basement
>tells her to clean up
JESUS CHRIST what are you doing????

>>1375937
At 18 you propably dont even pay your own bills and still live with your parents hahaha

You know nothing kid and you will suffer greatly

>>1375940
Interesting part starts at ~07:50

>>1375941
>I refuse to believe there was this obsession over sex 100 years ago.
We're here.

>tfw 32yo and virgin

Im not like that guy in the OP but man, feels bad you know. At least this confirms im white, right?

>>1375933
Hahahahahahaha chill out man. Go lift some weights and get outside bro. Get active. Take a break...

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>>1375942

>>1375922
why would cop do that?

>>1375864
Speak for yourself faggot
I look like Thor and bang like drums

How many faggots in this thread own their own house? I mean a house bought with your own money (or rented). Family property or friend lendings doesnt count.

>genuinely curious

>>1375944
Hard to say my man. My absolute prime for pulling pussy was from 20-27. 29 now and it seems women want nothing to do with me. Although I have to admit I've kind of gotten black pilled over the past couple years, so I'm really not as fun as I was.

>>1375868
Anyone who even voted has shit for brains

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fuck

female

scum

>>1375933
Lot's of pent up anger. I wonder why?

>>1375938
I train 3x a week since 6years now.
I look great, am healthy and have the good life.
I own an appartment, a car, a degree and have cash on the side. Plus a lot of other really good things. I worked for this, earned it.

Thats a level most of these worthless fucks on 4chan will never achieve.

>>1375944
It's social media that's the main problem. Women are unapproachable IRL in most situations because they're buried in their phone. Nowadays even the spergiest weirdo women have fifty strangers blowing up their tinder, and Facebook puts women in constant communication with every guy they've ever met. Every decent looking woman in america gets hit on by dozens of guys per day.

>>1375941
Hookups and sleeping around is overrated. When you find a decent female thats tolerable and has compatible values that you both genuinely love eachother, thats when sex is underrated imhofam.

>>1375864
>the average /r9k/ poster

>>1375955

>I've kind of gotten black pilled over the past couple years

I am thinking this is what it is for me too. As it is right now I live with 2 girls who are both single, but I want nothing to do with them. They spend their time watching reality TV shows and browsing Tinder. I just can't bring myself to even try to get with them, I'm just not interested. At the same time when I do see girls I am interested in, who are in their early 20's, its like they want nothing to do with me. Maybe the standards for the 80/20 rule have gone up?

>>1375946
Stop projecting your insecurities on random Internet people. If you're trolling congrats here's your (you), if not get that train wreck of your life in check and find a valve for whatever makes you this angry. Life can be good without being a cunt to other people.

>>1375958
This fucking degenerate 18yo baby claims it to be an achievement that he was raped in 7th degree by his Uncle Tyronne. This nigger is even proud of his degeneracy. He should just remove himself from the gene-pool and die quietly and in shame.

Im pissed at degenerate peoplee being proud of their shit, they have no decency and should be direct-gassed

>>1375864
this is horrible

>>1375960

In addition to my other response I think this is true as well. When people have an abundance of choice, it is hard to choose anything at all. Think about when a woman says she wants to go to a restaurant but can never choose even though she has a hundred options. You can now apply that to men. When women are bombarded with a ton of options, the best option is no option.

>>1375959
And yet you still head to 4chan every day and constantly bring up all these details about you that no one gives a fuck about, desperately looking for some sort of validation. Hmm.

>>1375865
fpbp

>>1375965
Aren't you already in the process of removing yourself from the gene pool?

>>1375968
Piss off

flag test

Fucking hell I watched tru the whole thing

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>>1375963
Undeniably true. Strange pussy is still great though, feels like victory. But having sex with someone you love is kino af.

>>133149510
Dude it sucks, I want some pussy but I seriously lack the enthusiasm to pursue it. Or at the very least go out enough to just fall into some, which is how I've mostly gotten laid in the past. If a girl is into you for whatever reason the rest is easy.

I do have a girl I can hookup with, but she wants a relationship with me. An ex actually. She's in love with me still, but far more baggage than I want to deal with.

>>1376017
this thread was moved here because it was so shitty. we are the garbage can of /pol/

>>1376247

>>>/trash/

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>>1376254
Fuck off you wop

>Dear /pol/mods
this thread was posted on /pol/ despite not having anything to do with politics nor regionality because it was shareblue-posted bullshit, for this reason i would have recommended banning the OP on the spot, NOT moving him to /bant/, we're already struggling for quality here.

And even if you "didn't have enough grounds to ban him", you should have either moved it to /trash/, deleted it so that whomever posted it fucks off somewhere else, or moved it to /b/ where quality is but a myth.
We are tired of nu-mods using us as their designated shitting board, when there's already a place designed for it (/trash/).
>saged, and with resentment
>/bant/