Texas Larpers rejoice!

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>tfw open carry my M9 bayo

>>133138424

O shit we can open carry swords now?

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>I can now legally carry my bowie in public

Fuck. Yes.

abbot is best governer in all of our history

>>133139841
It seems so.

>>133140081
What's type of Bowie do you have?

>>133138424
>HB 1935 eliminates daggers, daggers, daggers, daggers, swords, spears and most notably, daggers, completely from Texas statute, effectively allowing them to be carried anywhere in the state.
What I read

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>>133140081
Literally /ourcripple/.

>>133138424
Now I can finally carry my katana in public with my keltec for backup.
Dylan and Eric if only you could see me now!

>>133139841
Goes into effect september

>Americans
>Make fun of the British for their knife laws
>Have their own knife laws

Faggy hypocrites.

>>133140669
>off road wheelchair'n

>>133140760
We don't have mandatory age checks for plastic knives.

>>133140760
>tight gun control
>tight knife laws
>mfw I'm defenseless

We have guns fag and knives now, beware my autistic larper rage

>>133140760

Are you really comparing our knife laws with Britains? Theirs would put ours to shame and ours really suck (at least for the time being.)

The local restrictions they shoved in the last minute blow though just because of some stupid faggot going on a stabbing spree. Go figure they would capitalize on it...

>>133140550

I have an Ontario SP10 but I think I'll shell out for a nigger one if I am permitted to openly carry it.

Love my state, Sept 1st new laws go into effect.

>>133141070

*better

I've been here waaaaay too long lol

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>>133138424

>tfw some autist paces back and forth in front of a mosque in full armor with a claymore every time they're in prayer

>>133141284

Fortunately we don't have too many mosques here.

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>>133140550
I have a david bowie.

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>>133140760
Here in Bama the knife restriction is "13 inch or longer swords or Bowie type knives may not be worn in public." This pretty much gets ignored along with the "no ice cream on Sunday" laws that are still on the books if you're in some sort of costume. Still, it would be nice to have the option of a stout Confederate artillery short sword at your side.

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>be me
>be in texas
>outside of mosque, a few Muslims exiting
>*teleports behind them*
>*unsheaths katana*
>*ZINCH!!*
>the Muslim guy lost his beard and his wife her clothes in a single second
>"nothing personal, pigs"

>>133141284

If that happens, the Muslims are coming out in full Mughul armor with scimitars. Just for "defense".

>>133138424
Going to walk around Texas with a mechanic suite at this rate.

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>Texas anon
>only respond to Texas threads
>sage all non Texas threads

>>133144179

>Pretty much gets ignored

Maybe if you're white and wealthy. If you're a minority in the South the pigs would ticket you for any dumb fuckin' reason they can come up with.

>>133146077
good, maybe you should go back to wherever you came from

>>133138424
Protests in Austin will now be filled with LARPs walking around with edged weapons.
Man the ERs are going to be filled with people trying to explain how their knife 'went off'.

Why in the living fuck would it be necessary for Spears to be legal?

You planning on defending Rome anytime soon?

>>133146077

I literally see no problem with this.

>>133147337
Rome spears as main weapon, wat.

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>leftist march in Austin
>lauren southern shows up and starts reporting
>lauren southern starts getting attacked
>deus vult kekistan magapede wielding katana walking by notices
>DEUS VULT
>pulls out sword starts running towards lauren southern
>huh HUH HUH
>shit I gotta catch my breath
>kekistan magapede gets hit in the back
>ow that hurt
>falls over
>fuck this, time to go back home and get some tendies
>proceeds to make thread about how he BTFO antifa at protest and lauren southern hugged him

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Post your new EDC Texanons.

States all over the Nation are loosening their knife laws. Michigan is repealing their automatic knife restrictions.

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>>133138424
>swords, spears

this means you guys will be able to go full conan the barbarian if 2handed swords and spears are open carry with no lenght restrictions?

>>133140081
I really like Abbott but he just doesn't seem to stand for much of anything

>>133145390
Yes to all this. Oh please God let this happen.

>>133138424
>be in Texas
>be faggot carrying sword
>get into argument
>reach to draw sword
>opponent smiles, pulls gun
>tfw you brought a knife to a gun fight

Hope you've mastered the blade, senpai.

>>133151214

Fucking fag, you hold the blade in place of the bullets path, cuts the round in half.

wouldn't expect a bakka gaijin to know that.

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>>133149320
>this you can trust

>>133141097
If only we could get Mossberg Shockwaves...

>>133138424
Heheh he. Machete time.

>>133151702
> "download (9)"
> not renaming your reaction pictures uniquely

please get off my board

>>133147337
Because they sell that shit in Academy.