Brit/pol/ - Hard Brexit edition

I'm first and noone can stop me

>>133133231
Wish the queen would hurry up and die of old age desu

Someone call in to Nigel's show and meme it up for keks, like when we used to raid Tom Green's show.

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>he doesnt believe in the Cornish nation

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Top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Ngqhe3y-Y

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M U M M Y

If we can make Farage do this I will be happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNa6T5S3H68

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Remember to talk to your children about Islamic terror attacks.

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farage desu

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>>133133439
Shut your fucking mouth, shut the fuck up you cunt, shut it!

>>133133617
I forgot almost everything about that film, I remember it being shit though.

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eddie finally btfod from 4chan?

>>133133475
would

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T E A T I M E
I
T
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>>133133475
Reminder she's married

>>133133890
Congratulations to that man tbqh

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>>133133890
Nope that's just her dad

>>133133931
what

>>133133575
Damn she got w i d e

>>133134026
Hnnng

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>>133133890
REEE THAT'S HER GRANDAD YOU FUCKING PLEB

>>133133573
The fruit of multiculturalism.

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>eddie banned again

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>>133133573

'Who do we tell Mo?'

'The police, Miss', says Mo


REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU MO LIKE YOURE NOT GOING TO RUN DOWN THE MADRAS AND TELL YOUR IMAM THE ROZZERS ARE ONTO HIM

My older brother is a literal homosexual. He's a high pitched faggot who wears skinny jeans and spends about an hour a day styling his hair. I fucking hate him and want to beat his faggot face to a pulp. Anyone else in the same situation?

So I just finished the latest season of House of Cards and to be honest the only thing that stood out was how much I wanted to shag Conway's wife

What exactly did this suspended Con MP say?

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>>133134084
>>133134026
Reminder she's also a highly liberal feminist and a conservative in name only

>seen here smashing the patriarchy

>>133133573
?

Rodents get sexually arosed by cat piss though. Basically, this is like some nonce going to the school gates with a bag of Haribos

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>>133134664
>smashing the patriarchy
Smashing the pensionarchy

>>133134637
Nigger ("Now we get to the real nigger in the woodpile")/

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>>133134637
'nigger in the woodpile', that old-fashioned phrase only pensioners can remember in the public memory.
>>133134772
Don't push your luck m8...

>>133133231
what do I spend £90 on? prostitutes? drugs? (dying to try heroin), pair of trainers? booze?

>>133134664
Patriarchy is a symptom of the way humans are. Men are stronger, taller, and more confident, and make better leaders, no amount of social engineering will change that.

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>>133134637
Disgusting racist things

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>>133135073
Where would you aquire these drugs?

>>133134772
Does anyone know what brand of cigarettes Nige smokes?

>>133135073
90 quid will only get you half an hour with an escort.

>>133134637
She said to chuka umuna "How did this nigger get out of his shackles?"
It's just a figure of speech though.
It's PCgone mad

Parliament is back
>>133134556
>>133134556
>>133134556

Going to Battle Proms at the Hartford House this Saturday. Going to get drunk, wave flags, watch fireworks and visit that statue of the Rhodesian in booty shorts on the property. If anyone's going let me know senpai, I'll bring some pisswater

>>133135166
from the internet mrs may

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>>133135181
>tfw you go through adultwork looking for the dirty slags who charge £30 for half an hour

Why didn't Britain have a Post-War Economic Miracle like so many other countries? I'm not saying that we completely floundered, after all full employment was reached, and things were very comfy, but compared to really most other civilised nations we were almost a backwater.

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This is the future of the Tories, the "Party of Empire"

>>133135338
I'm just going to save up for one before my birthday. Have a proper degenerate day before my birthday if I haven't lost my virginity by then, fuck a hooker, perhaps order some coke from the darkweb and snort it off her tits.

*punches you*
*grabs you by the waist and throws you around so you are in front of me with you bent over like a good little bitch*
*starts aggressively dry humping you to the point of climax*
*dick rips through pants, load of hot poz on your wet, shitty neg*
*sprints away, dick out at a 0 deg. angle, cutting the air like a hot knife thru butter*

Heh, nothing personal, kid.

>>133135491
Fucking hell you just know that one in the middle is a proper cunt.

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>>133135598
I hope that's just banter...

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>>133135491
Look at the state of that chunky monkey cunt on the left

>Will off The Inbetweeners: the depression years

>>133135665
wtf did I just read...

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>>133135170
Looks like Rothmans

Into my heart

>>133135491
>pink hair
>trainers
Revolting desu

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Me too Ricardo.. Me too...

>>133135491
Kill, Kill, Fuck

>>133133475
More like BIG SISTER

Just had what I think is a brilliant idea but I'll run it past you lot to see what you think:

Each Friday I call up an escort from adultwork and try and persuade them to buy UKIP membership then post the call recording on vocaroo and post it here.

>>133133750
No.

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>>133135771
see the one on the left. I want to take her in a backalley and start furiously dry humping her in those cute little black leggings of hers as I pull on her hair and nibble on her ear. I want to force her against a brick wall and shag her arse furiously under the midnight moon as it reflects off her fat arse bumping off my skin. Then I want to throw her on the concrete and fuck her missionary in some cold wet alleyway and finish inside her like the dirty slag she is.

>>133134525
Beat him up and he'll start being a normal homosexual man.

>>133135951
You'll get told to fuck off straight away. They only talk money.

>>133134525
Can you give me his number. I'll give him a good seeing to. Don't you worry

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>>133135766
He looks the spit of a rich guy I know but fat. Weird desu.

>>133133452
Do they still speak Cornish in Cornwall? I bet they don't. I be they're shit-eating English. They also shouldn't be laughing while holding pitas and being English slaves.

>>133135778
Aye, definitely Rothmans. Thought he'd be more a B&H type, but I suppose Rothmans are cheaper and taste similar.

>>133135953
Be careful. Range bans exist.

>>133134525
You should Love your brother even if he's a faggot you utter barbarian. He's your blood

>>133135982
>cowboy boots
>carlsberg
yikes!
>>133135951
Good luck! Are you a virgin RS? Your previous post made me sad, I wasn't really going to spend it on prostitutes boyo (although I would buy heroin)

>>133135953
a third trip, can't wait for you to get ip banned and have to reset your router 9 times a day. this is the end for you edwrd.

>>133135951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsFBjKuRy4M

>>133135181
half hour i only need 5 minutes lad

>>133136285
what did he get banned for?

>>133136519
banned first for off topic tripfaggery i think, second one was due to ban evading i assume from him bragging about it last thread. no doubt he will get banned this thread.

>>133136519
For being a cunt.

>>133135266
Bit degenerate.

>>133136519
farming (you's)

>>133136519
Not staying in the woodpile

>>133135474
The only nations that really did well after the war were the us and Russia, while Europe became a shell of its former self and turned into puppet states of both the new powers

>>133135598
>has to save up for a £30 hooker

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>>133136519
Avatar fagging

>>133136742
No, I'm thinking 130 for an hour

>>133136129
Theres like 2 people

>>133136777
If you record it and post it on here I'll pay for it all.

Idea: Make Edinburgh the Executive capital, Cardiff the Legislative capital, and Belfast the Judicial capital.
Move all government agencies and departments out of London and spread them more. London does not need the support because it's so wealthy already.
Due to London's size and influence, it will still ultimately be the "Capital" capital.

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what happened to this pure drink? what energy drink do i drink now that theyve RUINED this?

>>133136777
That's boring, if you're going to be a degenerate then go all out and play VD roulette with a smackhead.

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END TOXIC MASCULINITY IN THE ARMY

>>133136923
Tastes the same as it did 15 years ago you mug

>>133136285
>>133136519
Bunch of new janis have started and they're a bunch of faggots.

>>133136891
>Psuedo caste system
>Lorded over by scots
>Laws written in welsh
>Judges from norn iron

This is a certain ring of hell.

>>133136923
>what energy drink do i drink now that theyve RUINED this?
cocaine

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>>133136962
>chemicals
>water
>gay

>>133136962
Do people even know what the armed forces are for?

>>133136923
Used to be the only fizzy drink I'd have.

Did have some V the other day which I quite liked, for a shitty energy drink.

>>133136923
>"""energy""" drink
>plastic bottles
Hello mantits

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>>133135874
Got blocked by her for telling her to get back into the woodpile

>>133137076
Absolutely nothing now.

>>133136962
why the fuck are people still harping on about gays
homophobia doesn't fucking exist in the U.K, at least not in the way they think it does. Last time I checked we weren't the ones throwing benders off buildings

>>133136997
no it doesnt you fucking degenerate it tastes like garbage now
>>133137107
no im not an obese fatty

>>133137175
Shame.

>>133137175
They are just jelly we don't have to deal with women to get sex.

>>133137212
>no it doesnt you fucking degenerate it tastes like garbage now

All those dicks you've sucked must have fucked with yout taste buds

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>>133137323
>we

>>133137323
kek

coming with the fag bantz

>>133137369
all that cum youve ingested must have fucked your taste buds up and you cant taste the rancidness of it now

So now that ISIS/ISIL/the brown people have lost that shithole mosul, does that mean the immigrants still have a reason to want to come here? They say they are fleeing terror, but if the terror is gone, then they can fuck off to their pile of rubble


>>133136962
>vital role
No, they don't, that is suggesting the very fact they are faggots is something to talk about.

>>133136232
He has such obnoxious mannerisms though. He's also a drama queen and his social circle consists of all women

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https://youtu.be/1GFhoQg-k3U

N E W

B R E W

>>133137038
It can be changed around I suppose. I only did in order of importance.

>>133136962
Would love to see LGBT in 2PARA or Ghurkha's, oh wait they wouldn't do shit all for their country.

>>133137175
I'm sure they dealt with this on all the fucking soaps in 70s, its almost like they get a thrill from seeing themselves as victims

>>133137665

What purpose would it serve to split the government up like that?

Just cordon off central London as a car-free area.

>>133137584
Sounds hot

https://youtu.be/ztLTYAsPYtY
Asians beat up Muslim migrants in Hong Kong

>>133137369
They changed the sugar content and replaced it with sweeteners. Stop being pointlessly combative.

>>133137584
cute

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>>133136962
never ends well, the disconnect between the fags who are sucessful in the army and the media voice and image of those same arse bandits is immense.
you can be gay and ok or gay and a massive cunt

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>>133137051
>>133137076
>>133137175
>>133137581
>>133137685
Why are you against promoting freedom of expression in our armed forces?

>>133137584
>not banging his friends

Poldark > Sharpe

>>133137584
post pics, fag

>>133137883
go poo out some cum

>>133137883
Because the army isn't about expression, it is a service.

>>133137883

It's a service, not about who can be the biggest poofter.

>>133137883
The army should spend more time training to fight and less time virtue signalling.

>>133137855
Kind of want to join the army just to shitpost there now. Sounds fun.

>>133137938
He's a better looking Sam Smith

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>there are fucking benders posting ITT right now

fuck off you disgusting cunts

>>133138097
Even with a faggy voice?

>>133136962
>Implying half the navy wasn't gay for years.

>>133137685
Paras have already had a tranny.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1176734/Sex-change-Army-hero-Jan-Scotlands-transgender-police-officer.html

>>133137883
It's a service. You're giving your time for your country, not making a big melodrama all about you and your pathetic life.

>>133138097
>>133137584
It runs in the family clearly you homo faggot

>>133138155
His voice isn't as faggy as Smith's but he has a tendency to raise his voice in an annoying squeaky faggot way

>>133137767
Many things. It's a fact that moving government jobs around spreads wealth and brings prosperity. The country is too centred on the London middle class elite cunts, you know, the fuckers pushing for multiculturalism and diversity. Also, I think a sense of sorry with the junior countries in the union would qualm secessionist sentiment.

Those good enough reasons for you?

>>133138004
What if they public they serve demand expression?

Honestly lads i was thinking that brexit was going to help the country, but were fucking terminal honestly. I give the UK about 20 years before it implodes, hopefully i will of saved enough to money to move inna woods the the US or Canada.

>>133138097
How would it feel to walk in on your brother being fucked in the arse by an anon from brit/pol/?

>>133138158
What is the gayest regiment in the British armed forces? Some mortar platoon?

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>>133138396

>>133138334
Then you shouldn't bow down to the public, you should instead show that they have to remain more stoic than ever. The last thing you want is fags seeing this and trying to join, wasting everyone's time

>>133138456
I wouldn't care since I don't live with him, don't talk to him and shun him when he talks to me.

>>133138158
Thankfully left then turned tranny. Just look at the difference between the pic from Iraq and now in plod uniform.

>>133138396
Of course, we needed involuntary repatriation decades ago.

>>133138574
I'm sorry anon. That's sad

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gooood evening senpais

>>133138585
>>133138505
I knew of any active CRE tranny in 2008, most of the army is pretty gay tbqh

>>133138505
I would like to know this

>>133138742
so why were you kicked out then edward? thought you would have made a perfect candidate apart from being an unfit overweight slob

>>133138574
How sad. He is your family. You'll regret casting him away

>>133138742
>an active*

>>133138643
Even ignoring the fact we will be foreigners in our own country, just look how little personal freedom we have. All the rights the people have fought for have been stealthily taken away from them.

>>133138742
I didn't think you could join if you had a mental illness

>>133138505
When pissed 2PARA will have a laugh and can do some pretty gay stuff for shits and giggles but the gayest has to be RMP

>>133138824
3 weeks AWOL followed by refusal to soldier.

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Some dune coon just called in LBC and said 'I'm shitting in Hyde park and there's no tourists here.' And then went on to say no one is coming to UK despite the weak pound because of Brexit, no mention of it being a fucking third world zoo having anything to do with it.

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>>133136962
mfw I'm gay and military

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This girl is 16.

Would you fuck her?

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Saddened to find out you don't support our troops

Diversity is the army's strength

>>133138505
Theres a tranny in the scots guards that was all over the news a while ago, but knowing the scots guards he lost a bet or theres a pool going to see how far he will go.

>>133138844
When did we fight for these rights? The civil war? Are the roundheads /ourguys/?

>>133138976
That's a cartoon you fucking nonce.

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>>133138976
(You) is not for lewd

>>133138976
>not real

Who gives a shit

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>>133138920
ooooo sounds book worthy edd, ever thought about making a 3 page biography?

>>133138986

Why are they flying the aryan power rainbow flag then?

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>>133138920
lads, what is the easiest way to get (you)s on 4chan?

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>>133138742
>>133138870

From the RAF requirements. Seems a bit contradictory.

>>133138844
Irrelevant. And stop making out everyone in the past fought for "muh freedom", or that all those that did were any good for us. You sound like a fucking Amerilard and far too many people nowadays want to retroactively adjust our history that way to suit their decidedly liberal (in various forms) agenda.

>>133138986
Rainbows are discriminatory to the colour magenta, the only colour not found in a rainbow, only in the middle of a double rainbow.
We need a double rainbow flag so we can finally be inclusive

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>>133135982
look at her skin. I've never seen a more STI riddled meat spaceship.

>>133138976
I might be getting old and girls these days are doing all sorts of weird things to their bodies but I'm pretty sure that's a drawing...

>>133139150
It's not, I just stupidly agreed to a trade course which tied me into another contract so I asked the SSM for a SNLR

>>133139077
>You will never fight by the side of Oliver Cromwell

>>133138732
Hot slutty thigh. Nice

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>>133139183
>>133139414
You're just jealous

First female guard would be appalled by this horrible and non-inclusive behavior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI

>>133133475
what was her name again and how bad did she lose?

You seen this Eddie? Thought you might enjoy it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-40548746

>>133139077
The roundheads took away our rights and turned us into a puritan shithole anon

>>133139587
You can absolutely fight for the Jews any time you want.

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Why would a far right British nationalist skinhead be against the Falklands war?

>>133135982
>>133139453
dunno what you're onabout lad. one of the left would get destroyed. she looks filthy, but in a good way

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>>133134407
Good

>>133139183
>aryan power rainbow flag then
wat?

>>133134576
Unironically the most beautiful UK person I've ever seen...

Is Pewdiepie /yourguy/?
>In his latest video calls the BBC a waste of money
>Makes jokes about how SJWs are fat and on welfare
>In past few months he's complained about high taxes

>>133139337
4chanx?

>>133139703
>#Wevegotmanners
Twitter has to stop.

>>133139725
Then who are the people who fought for our freedoms? Or was it a battle of words?

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>>133139767
>he thinks about sticking his dick in degenerate women who walk round looking like that.

My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wife is polish
My wine is French
My wife's son is African
And I am an Briton.

Why can't Brits just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

some dead nigger in a woodpile is nothing compared to the carnage we guys caused in the Crusades..

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>>133135982

>>133139939
>An I am an Briton

>>133139908
I don't just think about it

Also
>He doesn't fuck slags
Are you a gay?

>>133135778
I smoke those! It's tough to get them imported but I have a connection

>>133135982
Them nipples

>>133139939
>My car is English
We still make cars? Vauxhalls are shit and are French now

>>133139354
>high function Asperger's will be assessed on a case by case basis.

Bugger, and I thought I was safe to sit and watch the world burn when WW3 happens.

>>133139077
The British Anglo Saxons, not me and not you literally. then again we was probably a poor choice of words since you're clearly a paki or some other 3rd world dreg.

>>133139361
Honestly feel free to live in an Orwellian shit hole with your rose tinted specs, doesnt bother me in the slightest.

>>133139453
You clearly have severe psychological issues with some women. I say some, because you definitely watch too much porn. Enough to be seeing things that don't exist. There are no marks on her skin indicative of a venereal disease.

Leave /pol/, it's not healthy for people like you.

>>133139908
please don't mgtow in brit/pol/

>>133139972
>tfw you have urges but don't want to face the possible soul crushing rejection from such lowly creatures

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>>133139831
>beautiful UK person
>tfw she's Irish

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>>133134576
>Season
Yanks out

Doulgas Murray was on Molyjew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsFBjKuRy4M

kek

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40556872

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>nigger = nigger
>wood pile = faggot
>nigger in the woodpile = nigger in the faggot

Is all this outrage just another oppurtunity for the powers that be to push the interracial sodomy meme?

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https://youtu.be/-ak5Lr3qkW0

https://www.quora.com/If-a-scientific-study-supports-the-intelligence-and-superiority-of-white-man-would-it-be-published-And-why/answer/Chris-Langan-7

Chris Langan, one of the highest IQ men in the world and founder of the genius IQ organisation MEGA, confirmed for Brexit supporter

>>133140239
So she's a uk person?

>>133137883
Ugh, who the fuck cares what genitals you were born sucking? Why do you need to celebrate it?
It's not like gays are discriminated against or beaten up anymore, just get on with your life you fuck.

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>>133140122
*paths your block*

>>133140118
Good for you.

>>133140126
But they didn't have nearly as many rights as we have today in only recent history like the 1800s. There was no fighting for the right to party. We just waited till mum said we were allowed to have one for are good behaviour after we kept nagging her about it

>>133139453
>>133139908
You guys know that condoms are a thing right?

>>133140448
>rain

BREXIT when bongs? Its been a year since the vote. I want to see the butthurt when it actually happens.

>>133140290
Is he just trolling them? He has to be trolling them. He even said that he has friends who are Muslims so isn't a racist. Is this so "Muslims are not a race" is put into case law?

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>>133140290
>Lord St Davids, of Knightsbridge, London, wrote on the social media site on 7 November 2016: "£5,000 for the first person to 'accidentally' run over this bloody troublesome first generation immigrant."

>He described her as a "boat jumper" and added: "If this is what we should expect from immigrants, send them back to their stinking jungles."

Top fucking kek. Is he /our lord/?

>>133136702
Kek

>>133140507
She's probably on the pill too, no STD risk

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>>133138732
Hello best poofter.

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>>133140118
I hope you enjoy the new packaging!

Seriously though, the new plain packaging doesn't bother me much.

>>133136129
>Flag
Day of the plank when?

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Supposed to be steak and chips tonight lads. The little idiot bought fries

>>133140523
It is happening ya tit.

>>133140507
Mouth condoms? Do you not enjoy eating poonani?

>>133140507
Condoms don't stop herpes, syphilis, HPV, and pubic lice

>>133140126
I couldn't give a toss what shithole I live in. It not being Orwellian doesn't stop it being one.

The point remains you want to live in America, so fuck off there.

>>133137581
I ask you sir, when have you ever met a syrian/Iraqi refugee? Such genuine refugees don't exist, there's only ''''''child refugees''''''

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>>133140642
t-thanks, at least i'm the best at something

>>133140589
He claimed bankruptcy despite owning about half of Wales, then kicked his wife out of his home and sued her for unpaid debts.

Successfully. She now pays him money.

>>133140696
Not at all.

>>133140507
Hand me the full body condom and I'll have a crack.

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>wait for bus
>everyone else spends time getting their money ready
>i pay in exact change
>two fat, ugly people sit in front of me
>can't be much over 30, but he's fully balding, and she's a pregnant sow
>she actually has hair on her chinny chin chin
>they are actually ordering pizzas on the phone
>she can't have gluten free bread, so she instead has two gluten free pizzas
>black woman gets on-board with a half caste baby
>another man neglects his crying child, and only scalds him

What a world.

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>>133138732
Back to namefagging as a trucker and fagflagging again I see.

Drug-resistant gonorrhea, coming to a town near you.
Thank you tinder, thank you feminists, thank you sexual revolution.

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>>133140523
Unfortunately Brexit has been hobbled. The British people voted against the Government's vision for Brexit in favour of Labour's vision for Brexit. Now we're going to get some kind fudge. Beyond caring anymore at this point.

>>133140973
> He still gets public transport

>>133140831
You're pretty good at winding up IRL nonces too, so congrats.

>>133141069
I get my travel costs paid on public transport.

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>>133140983
it's an affectionate name for muh waifu, i'm not larping as a trucker desu. but yes I like shitposting so the flag remains
>>133141122
hehe I was unaware of that but okay

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>>133140653
Pisses me off desu. Fucking Marxist baccy. To think some cunts got paid millions to come up with the most unappealing colour imaginable is focking ridiculous desu.

>>133141201
You could just quit and live healthily.

>>133140750
i will, enjoy watching your kids get raped and murdered for being white. England will just go the way of south Africa and Zimbabwe, maybe then you will give a toss.

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>>133140744
Or shame.
Get a real woman.

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>>133140973
>black woman
>half caste baby
BASED

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>>133141344

>>133141201
Working in and otherwise dealing with the marketing industry lead me to become anti-capitalist desu.

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>>133140973
>cash on the bus in current year

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>>133141143
Get the train then

>>133141182
How long until results day?

A condom is a thin piece of plastic between your genitals and a potentially diseased set of genitals, not the most reassuring concept when you think about it.

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>>133141182
Well look at how anti-anime mongs react to you, it's great. They're either newfags with no knowledge of chanculture, or they're actual nonces who start sweating and lashing out as soon as you stroll in. Either way it's funny, so keep it up lad.

>>133141536
no idea. probably about 4-5 weeks.

>>133141303
Only cuase blackpill cunts like you are lazy shits

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I like to think I in some small way contributed to the new Master Brew video given that I posted that England speech a few days ago.

>>133141525
>there's a train line going everywhere
I live in the country.

>>133141467
Soon.

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>>133141580
t-thanks. good to see my hard work is being appreciated.

>>133141303
>completely misses the point
How will not being Orwellian prevent that? If anything it's less likely in an Orwellian nightmare than in a "free" multicultural one.

Look I don't like our current political class and their handlers having access to my porn folder anymore than you but there are more pressing existential concerns.

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>>133141536
>>133141620
A Levels? 17th August. Tick tock.

>>133141725
Do these people have trips?

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>>133138732
'evening :3

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>>133141725
Forgot link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GFhoQg-k3U

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>>133141298
How about no?

>>133139509
2d>3d senpai

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>>133141769
it matters not
>>133141796
g-good evening.

>>133141729
does anywhere outside londond/brum have these yet?

>>133142061
No. But local councils have their own cards.

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>>133141620
>>133141769
Good thing about Uni is that thr grades come back pretty early.

Strawberry tarts
Classical farts
Bicyle parts

>>133133231

>Not Nigger in the Woodpile Edition

Ya blew it

>>133141640
Fuck all i can do, damage was done before i became aware of politics. the only solution would be a final solution and that will never happen.

>>133141762
Being Orwellian is just one problem yes, and i clearly noted the main concern which is white english becoming a minority in their own homeland.

>>133142149
>>133141769
>>133141620
>not never looking at your grades until you need to apply for something or graduate

>>133142268
>picaninny in the log store edition

>>133142061
No one in brum actually has them

>>133140290
he is gonna get like 6 years in prison kek

>>133140693

'Arald!

>>133141769
Does this count as avatarposting?

>>133140653
since they bought out the new packaging i have noticed that the quality of baccy is shit and most of them taste the same

>>133142174
Degenerate arts
Paki shop supermarts
Swizzels-Matlow Lovehearts

>>133142421
i thourght they were meant to be the other city with these cards

>>133142630
I've only noticed this with Marlboro. The paper is like printer paper.

Rothmans, Pall Mall and B&H still taste the same. Dunno about other brands. Most people have switch to rollies now anyway,

>>133142632
>Swizzels-Matlow Lovehearts

kek'd

>>133140526

Doesn't matter, hate speech in this country covers 'religious discrimination' so he could still go down for it. He won't though because he's aristocracy.

>>133142563
It was contextual to the post. Kudos for getting the reference though.

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Favourite British rock / metal album lads?

Gotta go with Sabbath's 'Master of Reality' from '71.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6OKu0_WNvY

>>133142712
They exist but they've been rolled out so poorly and the ticketing is shit so no one uses them

>>133142507
That woman is a litigious cunt. Fucking hate people like her who abuse the law to make up for her innate weakness. People like her make me feel like Anarchists might have a point.

>>133142829
i always smoked rollies i had to quite as i could no longer afford bacci never really liked straights they are too airy and burn down in 3 tokes

>>133141042

Europe will not give a soft brexit. It would be suicide for them to do so.

>>133142507
He's a Lord. He ain't gonna get shit.

>>133143153
who the fuck reads a comment on line and gets so offended that the goto the police it's pathetic; when i was in school i memed my head of year comparing him to hitler in a fake bbc article put it on kikebook and someone went and told the school i got suspended and threated with legal action if i didnt take it down kek

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>>133143018
Rock/Metal is for queers desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTEGxVDHpGU

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>>133143191
idk i feel like (they) want to make an example out of people who use hate speech and a lord would be perfect because if a lord can get fucked over for it everyone else is gonna be scared as fuck posting anything online

>>133143347
It feels like American influence again to me. I don't think it used to be like this but maybe I'm wrong.

>>133142989
>got the reference
... there are people who don't get it? I thought that was your whole schtick.

>>133143158
I've just never been arsed to roll them. I know rollies are better, but I prefer to just take a fag out the packet rather than faff about.

Plus, the smallest pouch you can buy now is 30g. I wouldn't use half that before it would go stale.

>>133143509
most people are just pathetic now days its retarded if someone came and started spewing shit offensive about me i'd either say something back or just laugh at whats being said

>>133143580
baccy is normally alright for a couple weeks if the pouch has one of those sealable things

NEW
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>>133143787

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Whats everyones opinion on sargon and the thinkery

>>133143513
I don't know if most people are aware of the books or the character. I probably wouldn't of heard of it if my mum wasn't a massive fantasy/book nerd.

>>133143018
paranoid has more classics in

>>133143674
>>133143509
This nation and society is dead. 1/3 of the native population hates the rest of the native population, 1/3 aren't even native, and the other 1/3 are people trying to be good natives.

The undercurrent of social conventions that people used to adhere to is now gone. Now all that is left is for people to get a one-up on whoever they can in the instant pursuit of pride, pleasure, and wealth.

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Well, will he?

https://youtu.be/yqfozzXCGEw

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>>133143580

>tfw when you wake up after a night on the bevvys and your £13 pouch of 30g baccy is nowhere to be seen

>>133143888
He's really just awful and talks about the same thing over and over and somehow gets a cult following for it. Also a fat shit raising another mans child.

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>>133144131
>coughing up his lungs
>at least i was cool

>>133144072
we're fucked im leaving here asap kek

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>>133144001
You kidding lad, Paranoid has some belters and the anthems they are famous for but every track on Master of Reality is 10/10 in terms of quality and greater vision of the album.

>>133144358
Anywhere you go will be a colony which will perish more easily than here.

>>133144397
It's also gloomier and started the whole doom style that followed.