Why do Ottomans crave Albanian cock so much? It's like they can't live without it.
>be Ottoman Empire in 1600s
>50% of the Grand Viziers of the Ottoman Empire were Albanians
>Turkroaches are literally retarded and can't speak more then one language
>Albanians nobility speaks Albanian, Greek, Turkish, Arabic and some cases Serbian/Persian/English/French
>Albanians rule the Empire while the Sultans were out fucking bitches and being degenerates
>Albanian control the Army and Navy because MUUUH WARRIORS
>Empire dies in 1920s so this practice ended
>be Ottoman Empire 2.0 in 2017
>Ottoman Sultan (Erdogan) can't seem to have enough Albanian cock
>Economic and Military aid to Albania
>In long-lasting bromance with Albanian PM
>Strategic partnership even stronger then with the US
>EU does not allow Turkey and Albania to join it
>EU is about to get BTFO again
It seems like the Empire is back and Albanians will take their rightful place once again! Europe
(picrelated) Serbcuck Vucic pussylips is a cuck and knows Serbia will be the first to get BTFO by the Ottoman Empire 2.0
>>133123806
Hopefully the kill some Greeks first
>>133123989
SOON
>>133123806
MASHALLAH time to retake our balkan clay!
>>133123806
LOL vucic looks like he's watching his wife get fucked
>>133123806
I have always said this. The Balkans should be governed by Albanians. Turks just want to wage war. Albanian Master race was born to rule.
>>133126093
Bring the Ottoman Empire back. I want to be a jennisary and cuck Serbians on their wedding day!
>>133127883
I wish we didn't. They NEVER shut up about it after all this time.
>>133123806
If any Europeans are lurking and need proof Albanians are roaches take note
You bombed Serbia to save Turks
>>133128280
Oh come on. The Ottoman Empire was like the EU equivalent of the time in the 1600s, except it relied on meritocracy rather the SJW crap.
>>133128497
>tfw FYROM didn't exist till 1990s
>tfw you're from a mongrel country which started out as a joke
>tfw your country is irrelevant even to the people who live in it
KYS FYROMcuck
>>133124074
how tall is the albanian one
erdo has a reputation of being tall i've never seen any leader taller than him till now
>>133129022
Like 6'4" I think. He used to be a professional basketball player Chad in his collage days I heard.
i wish i was white
i wish i was albanian
>>133129978
same
>>133123806
>>133128497
>>133129978
>>133130165
Old Turkish overlord thread
>>133124074
mfw erdoroaches clown costumes
mods delet this thread albanian WE larp thread please
>>133130434
laugh all you want but that's his election-winning jacket
he always wears it on election days and so for 100% success rate
>>133130434
Looks pretty normal desu. A lot of trendy dudes wear them.
>>133130484
>kekestani flag
KYS reddit
>>133129978
Sorry about that. God had condemned you in being eternally gayreek, in debt and (((orthodox)))