Brit/pol/:Liz Hurley edition

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We're coming for you, animenonces.

>>133117932
OY OY

Be American go from
>#1 in education
>#1 in innovation
>Largest middle class in human history
>Never lost a war
>Best healthcare in the world paid for by employers i.e. the 1%

Go from that to
>#27 in education
>No innovation outside Moore's law
>No middle class if you're under 30
>A failed healthcare system

All this can be traced back to 1965's

WHAT POSSESS EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO MIRROR WHAT DIDN'T WORK?

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>>133118032
is this really necessary for 500k people ?

kek

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>CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GET BRIT/POL/ TO FILTER?

I can't stop these fucking shitty threads.

>>133118074
Your global influence over our politics and society.

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GILF

>>133118199
Stop attention whoring fat boy. Just don't enter the threads

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http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/Burger-van-owner-convicted-of-public-order-offence-over-anti-Islamic-comments-fa888ac8-de1d-4ecb-8af4-10023bb3bd41-ds

Based Penrith burger van owner getting cucked

>>133118301
Fuck off.

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>>133118074
looks like all that freedom has a price

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>>133118232
You've got to stop, it doesn't work

>>133118167
If you go outside of Valletta there's fuck all people around desu

>>133118199
I feel the same way about Americans

>>133117932
I want to do dirty things to Liz. A true English rose. She also backed Brexit so she is /ourgirl/.

>>133118335
Literally all you have to do is not enter our threads

>>133117932
>liz hurley
>indian husband

>>133118335
Are you the eponymous nigger in the wood pile?

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Introducing, Britain's next Prime Minister

*OOOH OH JACOB REESE-MOOO-OG*
*OOOH OH JACOB REESE-MOOO-OG*

You guys don't think it's possible, but sit him down with Trump and I guarantee Trump will make it happen just like he did with Brexit.

>>133118613
You're joking right?

>>133118613
>married him way past her prime at the age of 42
>divorced 4 years later

>>133118495
>a true English Rose
>gets her tits out

>>133118705
Not happening mate he has said before he dosen't want to become PM.

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>AirBnB guest is hospitalised after landlord pushes her down stairs after failing to check out on time

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4681974/Male-Airbnb-landlord-hospitalises-guest-push-stairs.html

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>>133118705
>>>/pol/ptg

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Name my band lads

>>133118780
Nothing wrong if the nipples are covered up.

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She really isn't coping well in this new parliament.

>>133117932

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

She's still got it

>>133118795
That's just him being modest to attract the working class in the north.

Notice how he was on QT last week in Burton upon Trent? He was testing the waters and gathering support and he'll slowly move further north to get even more people to back him. He nailed it too. He's the next PM.

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>Lefties unironically going nuts over this niggers in the woodpile shit


god I fucking hate this country, how are politicians able to get away with not representing the views of most of the country which are redpilled

>>133119158
>Conservatives
>Redpilled

>>133118320
wow can't believe that guy snitched on him

>>133118705
>it's the trump did brexit poster
(you)
Are you the same shit poster the >My x is from y

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>>133119025
You're a product of your society lad, it's 2017 and what you say is accept as correct, but you're a fucking retard if you think hyper-sexuality isn't an indication of the death of our culture.

>>133118970

Two tits and a boobjob

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>>133118970

>the moment you lose all respect for Coogan

Who's tits McGee though?

>>133118970
Four tits

>>133118970
I would

>>133118970
>name my band
Britain is a failed nation

>>133119214
where did I say that you mongoloid

>>133119305
>>133119355
Yesssss lads
>>133119316
I think it's that bint off Clean Bandit

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>your a racist if you don't condemn the n word
>what? calling for muslims to condemn terrorists is islamaphobic you scum.

>>133118970

A patridge, a cracking pair and JC

Is may gonna last all 5 years or are cchq gonna force her out

>>133118862
Why the hell do the Brits have such beef with Americans posting in their threads?

We Americans don't complain when Brits post everywhere else on this board (especially in /ptg/, a thread devoted to the POTUS) because we aren't fucking assholes like you guys.

Maybe that's why you lost your colonies, huh? You invade and take the indigenous people over by forcing them to convert to your way of life, when they don't you treat them like shit, and when they get pissed and decide to break away from your control you complain and blame everyone but yourselves.

>>133119517
Thanks for this

>>133119517
racist is just a word made up by some guy, probably a kike

Why should someone resign for saying a word?

>fucking wow Einstein? did you really say nigger? you should fucking resign from nuclear research and retire

>>133119657
>Einstein
Fuck off kike, he stole all of his work

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You are trapped in a room with Owen Jones for 1 hour. What do you do next?

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>>133118074
>>133118199
>>133118280
>>133118301
>>133118335
>>133118347
>>133118705
>>133119095
>>133119124
>>133119415
>>133119611
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

lads i dont think i'm a nationalist anymore. Today is the first time I've visited 4chan in 2 weeks.

I think i've become a buddhist and kinda sorta have a gf now. I'm happy.

>>133119611
You came here bragging about Trump making something happen that happened before his victory did. /ptg/ attracts redditors like a flame attracts moths and should be shut down

>>133119715
point still remains

>>133119718
Rape

>>133119517
Has he ever condemned the anti-Semitism within the Labour party?
Clearly Owen wants to gas 6Gorillion Jews

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>>133119656
yup

>>133119737
Real Buddhist or western, new-age """"buddhist"""" that confuses itself with various other eastern religions?

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>>133119611
Hey man calm down. Not all of us hate you.

>>133119953
If you don't hate them you're a traitor, frankly. At best I tolerate them.

>>133119718
He is capable of civil discussion with people he disagrees with
https://youtu.be/wrwuk6NoMv8
Might be quite an insightful meeting.

>>133119656
Richard Henry Pratt
>>133119718
Kill him and cook the body
>>133119737
>kinda sorta have a gf now
does she know you exist? Also put your trip on YTKD

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> wow you shouldn't be in politics if you're not a left wing LGBTQ fag

how do you report a post for offtopic not related to politics?

>>133119715
Come on he made original contributions to the photoelectric effect and a lot of his relativity work was original even though there were people coming to similar conclusions independent of him. I think he gets too much credit for relativity tho

>>133117932
Liz can water my garden any time ,if you know what I mean.

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>>133120041
>eating pozzmeat
RIP Resident Nigger

>>133120226
Liz can wash my windows and do my washing if you know what I mean

>>133119953
>brigadier
>RMP
You can just tell he's a cunt.

>>133120340
he's higher up and did more for his country than youve ever and will do scum.

>>133120340
He looks like he enjoys dressing up as a woman on his days off.

>>133119611
looks like someone needs to watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltVtnCzg9xw

This video is number 1 trending on YouTube in the uk and the top comment has people talking about blacked.
Is cuckery mainstream now?
https://youtu.be/mE3Vcy8dvjA

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>>133119737
I'm glad you're happy mate, but it sounds like you don't really understand buddhism and have swallowed the soplipsistic/nihilistic/virtue-signalling bastardisation of it in a transient form of escapism from what's going on around you. Not to say that it's the wrong path for you but your language and assuredness with the gf bit as well is very vague and sounds unsure of yourself. The Buddha's theological viewpoint was based upon the inter-related nature of the universe, the chain of action from the farmer exposing the worm with his plough being a necessary precursor to the bird sweeping in on the worm. The nation is the inter-related network of indiviudals, families and communities and if you do not see the cause and effect and dynamic relationship between those things I doubt you were ever really a nationalist in the first place.

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>>133117932
>open facebook
>See Owen Jones hoverhanding at the Swedish embassy
>Log out

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>>133119798
>You came here bragging about Trump making something happen that happened before his victory did
>Trump started running in July of 2015
>Trump says he thinks Brexit will happen
>Trump says Brexit would not put Britain at the back of the queue in terms of a trade deal
>Brexit happens in June of 2016
>Theresa May new PM
>Trump calls himself Mr. Brexit
>Becomes POTUS
>May scurries over as soon as Trump is inaugurated to hold his hand and hopefully hash out some terms of a trade deal post Brexit

Go ahead and read up on chronological order you stupid tripfag.

Stay the fuck out of brit/pol/ for the time being.

>>133119880
Look at this insane yid's eyes.

By the way guys, what happened about that Israeli secret service agent who was caught saying that they can control what happens in the UK? That whole thing seems to have been memory holed/scrubbed and it didn't get coverage by MSM in the first place.

>>133119158
>the views of most of the country which are redpilled
hahaa if you really think that you need to leave the basement more. The majority of us are uncomfortable with immigration yes, we aren't walking around saying nigger

>>133120444
>anything higher than Lt Col.
>doing anything for their country
Lel, keep posting anonymong.

>>133120573
>the reporter is black
>everyone in the video is black

who fucking cares?

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>>133120444
Eddy has let his tripcode go to his head and now he believes himself to be superior to real people as well as "anonymongs"

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>>133120573
she's not even white though, she even has the voice of a n word

Redpill me on Prince Harry lads, what happened in his life that people feel sorry for him for?

>watching peep show
>every other episode has a fuck ukip line in it
really makes you think

>>133120738
>>133120773
Read the top comments though

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>>133120752
I had to change my trip because mods don't like avatars unless they're LARP flags.

>>133119737
translation: I'm pretending to be a ""buddhist"" in order to impress a girl in the hope she'll have sex with me (she won't)

>>133120795
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ICGs_XA5Q

>>133120834
yeah? what about them?
>it looks like the start of a porno
and? nig chicks are in pornos too you cuck

you've watched too much porn

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There are literally 0 attractive brits

>>133119734
I daresay we must engage in a round of fisticuffs after this unfortunate exchange, lad

>>133117932
My birthday today lads. Got one text, from my mum. Hope you're all having a good day.

>>133119837
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/mar/15/antisemitism-israel-policies-labour-activist-vicki-kirby

Pretty easy to find, actually. I hate Jones, but don't misrepresent his views, we all hate it when the left does that to us.

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>>133120947

>>133120982
Archive the shills
https://archive.is/MbUeM

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>>133120947
Mexifat

>>133120573
>conveniently filming right at the side of a pool
>'ha ha ha muh funny fake pranks and celebs'

Just how stupid are kids getting?

>>133120968
have a shit birthday

>>133120041
not him, and yeah we've been to the cinema together a few times, lunch dinner etc.. and slept together but no sex just cuddling. We're both virgins and students on the same course.

>>133120065
You don't need to be a lefty fag to hate the word nigger being used by politicians. Most leave voters would be disgusted by this, to claim the majority of people agree with her on this is ridiculous. She'll have the whip withdrawn in no time.

>>133117932
hnnnnnnnnng

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>>133120752
All tripfags are severely autistic failures. I feel only pity for them.

>>133119611
See>>133120947
This is what we get from 90% of Yanks

>>133120795
he's a cunt just like all royals. Privileged virtue signalling cunts who endorse the replacement of all british peoples with muslims and africans.

Fucking battenburg shits

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>>133120556
>17:53

toppest of fucking keks

>>133121125
Don't associate me with ptg reddit scum

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Oh dear!

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>>133120947
Beg your pardon?

>>133120946
What about the comments on the top comments though, they literally mention blacked and bbc numerous times if you look through a few comment threads

>>133121218
I bet she has a weird body though

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>>133121115
who is this?

fucking lol

>>133121028
Still don't understand the point of archiving this shit.
>B-but less clicks for the shills!!1!
I don't care.

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>>133121207
Oh dear oh dear! She's toast (and I don't even know if that's a bad thing at this point, considering her sketchy background)

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>>133120556
wew lad

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>>133121132
>He isn't a monarchist

>>133121112
What you mean is that most leave voters are also lefties, even if less so than remain voters.

I look forward to a day nigger is a regular part of our vocabulary again. I want to continue the family tradition of naming black cows nigger #

>>133120947
There are literally 0, ZERO attractive americans who haven't had surgery

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>>133121325
N E W F A G

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>we want more women in politics
>oh but we want this woman out of politics
>we all want May to fuck off as well

Why did we even let ANY women into politics?

>>133118970
who's the blonde?

>>133121325
eddie

>>133121269
Look at the OP's pic in the top of the thread. Her body was even better than that when she was younger.

>>133120556
I was the one who posted this here in the first place faggot.

>>133120947
brit/pol/ Anonymongs are so easily baited, is this even sport for you?

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>>133120633
Everyone here hates Trump, and nobody voted on what was once thought of as an unlikely winner of the presidency said.
Also
>Implying UKIP hadn't been campaigning longer
>Implying Obongo threatening us made more people vote leave

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>Get back from an interview in London
>Someone said Nigger in the Woodpile in Parliament
>The Guardian going into meltdown over it

Why does the /happening/ keep happening? I cannot stop laughing everytime I turn on the news

>>133121466
funny how that labour bitch cunt was racist towards ukip voters or something for having a british flag outside their house etc. She resigned and is now back in the shadow cabinet no?

>>133121218

>After I get done killin' all these bloody French bastids I'll 'ave you over in the barn fer a shag you gorgeous filthy slag you'

t. Sharpe

>>133118970
Winning Pair and the Loser Blokes

>>133121559
Shut the fuck up nigger, you're going to cut down on my (you) count

>>133121445
nah i've seen it before ages ago but still didn't know who it was

>>133121514
lol

>>133121547
looks like you need to wath it again then

>>133121479
Grace Chatto from Clean Bandit, a really shit band.

>>133121417
Nah m8. Don't get me wrong I met some lefty leave voters who think Brexit will bring us socialism, but the overwhelming majority of us voted out to end open borders and restore parliamentary sovereignty.

Even so, I'm considered 'right-wing' by many people for wanting free movement to end, but many (I'd even say a majority) of right-wing people wouldn't say 'nigger' and find the word disgusting. You may be excited for the day it comes back into use, but don't delude yourself, it will never happen.

>>133121559
eddie you were beginning to become tolerable the past 2 days, but your consistent use of anonymongs is starting to piss me off lad. think up of something else or just dont use it 10 times a thread please.

>>133121098
>not him, and yeah we've been to the cinema together a few times, lunch dinner etc.. and slept together but no sex just cuddling.
Sorry nigga, good luck in your travels

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>>133121466

>>133121628
Did he say something like that in the show or did you make it up? 10/10 either way lad.

I'm havign gay sex with everyone in this thread and you all love it you slags

The absolute state of your sexual preferences

Up your arse you poofters

>>133121399
>loving the monarchy that has done fucking nothing to help Britain since Liz was inaugurated

I am a monarchist. But I do not believe in the current monarchy.

>you're a monarchist
>so you have to worship fucking cucks who are silent as the grave on britain's descent into hellish dystopia and do NOTHING to help or serve their subjects

lmao

>>133121792
>declares gay sex orgy
>thinks he's going to be on top
anon please

>>133121098
you slept together but no sex uhhh ? ?

>>133121207
Fake and gay

>>133121616
I think you're thinking of Emily Thornberry there mate

>>133121466
>apologizing

huge mistake. Nobody respects this shit.

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repost but i can't get enough of this video, we a re truely fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_VrwYJawxc

>>133121861
yeah her, i wasnt mistaking someone for someone else. just couldnt think of her name ta lad

>go to check if Keith Vaz is brave enough to question the actions of another MP
>remember he deleted his Twitter for obvious reasons

Come back Keith!

Petition the rename the United Kingdom to the United Queendom when?

It's 2017.

Lads, can someone give me a demonstration of the phrase 'nigger in the woodpile' in a sentence? Ta

>>133121745
Here's to hoping diabetes claims another victim

>>133121745
>Twelve thousand of public money for her own portrait

Well. Hmm. Yeah, I can see the artist needing an over sized canvas and gallons and gallons of black paint.

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>>133121628

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>>133121906
>apologiZing

Serious question: What do NEETS do all day?

Wank?
Nothing?
Eat?

>Anne Marie Morris suspended

>>133121999
Let go put that nigger in the woodpile and set fire to it

>>133121914
>If someone shoots at you run away
Well that was money well spent

Just lurking for more Liz pics ...any noods?

>>133122041
finger slipped lad

but yeah, never fucking apologise. It's just seen as a sign of weakness

>>133122034
kek

>>133121699
Centre right isn't really right wing, it's just another brand of boring centrism, and that's what most of you are.

Regardless, anyone who thinks someone saying a naughty word is a pressing matter that deserves any significant attention then you dont deserve a vote, right wing or not. Politics is a joke. The media works people up about things that don't matter at all while politicians and civil servants do as they please behind the nonsense.

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>>133122089

>make post moaning about how shit the jobs market is and how bleak the future looks
>Get 2 decent job offers shortly after

What the fuck is going on. Does god browse pol?

>>133121466
Heidi Allen is so fit, but so cucked

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>>133121914
>Comments are disabled for this video.

Of course they are...

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>>133121466

Can anyone actually name a decent female politician, ever? And i'm talking the Anglosphere here. Le Pen and various Cabbage Wog tarts, don't count.

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/884455450875490304

lol

When I was 9 I knew everything about James Bond. I knew everything about the books and films, the stories, the characters, the actors and release dates. Everything.

Now I'm 27 and I've forgotten all this. For the past week I've tried as a little mind game to again memorise it all, but I just can't.

Did I fuck up my liquid IQ? Is my mind degrading? HELP, I'm worried.

>>133121999
Hey Cleetus, there's another nigger in the woodpile, get my shotgun!

>>133121792
>>133121847
Can I join pls

>>133119258
Probably a labour supporter

Hey, guys, let's allow in millions of migrants

Who wants an employee's market when we can give the employers an unlimited supply of labour so employees have zero leverage? Stop being bigots

>>133122070
https://twitter.com/PolhomeEditor/status/884455670661173249
Are morris confirmed kicked out the tories
Is she gonna resign or gonna go all out and join the BNP

>>133121914
Brace for a Summer of Terror in tourist destinations I guess. Nice fear campaign you got there.

>>133121699
If you don't say "nigger" at least three times a day, you should go back to r/eddit.

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>>133122302
you're becoming a degenerate might as well end it

>>133122043
I mainly start my day with a good wank. I don't watch porn I only wank to solo pictures of girls in bikinis. Then I come here and play some music and watch youtube most of the day. Later on I look for jobs for about 60 minutes. Finish off the day with some cheesecake or something while browsing /tv/ and /pol/.

>>133122149
I'm not saying it deserves significant attention, quite the opposite actually; The sooner May withdraws the whip from her the sooner we can get on with talking about real issues. She's been a fucking retard though for saying the word at all, and distracting the public, what did she think would happen?

And I'm sorry, you're such a retard if you think it's only 'centre-right' people who disagree with using that word, notice that Farage and the rest of UKIP never used that word. Most right-wing people think that word is disgusting, and you're deluded if you think otherwise.

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>>133122302
why do brits love james bond so much?

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>>133120968
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAD

>>133121914
Lol this is operation Griffin, had to sit through 2 hours of this shit and got a worthless certificate out of it.

The police presenting had a few choice opinions
>they are Daesh not IS because they're not following true Islam
>I have no problem with armed police but the government does for some reason
>Christianity is just as violent as Islam if you look at the history

If it wasn't so funny, I may have walked out.

>>133122043
Wank, tv, movie, tea and biscuits, collect the dole, another wank, more tea and biscuits, shitpost on /v/, shitpost on /pol/, shitpost on TheGuardian, have to cans of lager and go to bed.

I am not even NEET, but that's what I'd do.

>>133117932
>Elizabeth Hurley
She is married to and has kids with a poo-in-loo. She is a disgrace to Britain.

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>>133122043
It's like a perpetual school/uni summer holiday - when I was a NEET for a couple of years I read and learned all day, chilled in the conservatory with music/radio/podcasts on, cut the grass and did gardening all summer, housework, supermarket shopping, exercise... it was like being an incredibly free and easy housewife (except you're lonely, single and young).
>>133122131
True lad. I'd stick a link to that Bowden video but I can't be arsed.

>>133122436
I'm sorry but no. r/edditards get annoyed whenever I say cunt, or talk about ending free movement. I started coming here after Brexit because it's mostly like-minded people who come here and I like that, you guys just use too many slurs like nigger for my taste. But I'm not going anywhere fag.

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>>133122264
Turns out there's also Run, Hide, Tell children's books.

>>133122514
you're such a retard if you think it's only 'centre-right' people who disagree with using that word
>continues to list the centre-right
Fuck off wog.

>>133122577
Johnny English is the superior spy

what does Nigger in a woodpile mean?

>>133122722
>Farage
>centre-right
hahaaaa fuck off

>>133120556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkPX5daLRhg

>>133121091
cheers m8

>>133122585
Thank you friend :-)

>>133122712
>Nigger detected

>>133122593
You should have reminded them that it was their job to advise on security procedures and the response to attacks, not to deliver a political philosophy lecture, which they happen to be wrong about.

>>133122577
Bond really tapped into the post-war Zeitgeist of a declining Britain.

>>133122796
some fact of considerable importance that is not disclosed—something suspicious or wrong

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>>133122717
>moggy

>>133122796
It comes from the American south during slavery days, it meant a slave who'd hide in piles of wood to prevent being caught during escapes. It's 'current' meaning is an important issue that is being overlooked.

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>>133122108
what's maybe counterproductive to them is all their videos autoplay onto content about sweden being a rape mecca and paul watson rants, not sure if it's on purpose they don't seem shy about who is a terrorist.

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>>133122577
Because he is everything we used to stand for.

>>133121764

Nah, he's always more coy with the women in the show... Almost shy really. Which of course turns them on because it shows that he's both ridiculously ruggedly handsome and tough and yet very sensitive. He's like a TV version of those ridiculous female romance novel book covers. I guess it's basically a show for chicks when you get down to it.

Great show either way. Working class northern bastard romps around france and spain, with his trusty right hand giant pet paddy, kicking the shit out of basically everyone who gives him shit for being working class and fucking all their hot, sexually frustrated upper class girlfriends in barns half the time just to spite them and half the time because killing four dozen frenchman makes him horny.

It's something to aspire to.

>>133122796
You have internet, use it

>>133122953
Dalton was comfy

>>133122800
>civic Thatcherite
>not centre-right
Unless you're buying in to the "secretly more based" bullshit.

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>>133122717
Let's enjoy this sample story time.

When's the great time for meditation and contemplation, morning or night?

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>>133123102

>>133123034
Shame the first movie he starred in glamorised heroin pushing camel jockies and goat fuckers

>>133122577
I don't like Nu-Bond. Craig is a fucking disaster.

le burgered your sister man is the best.

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>>133123140

>>133122866
It was a two hour lecture on causes of terrorism, I work in a highly public place so I just assumed it would be procedure for terrorist attacks, but it was at least 75% poltical propaganda. They even devoted a huge/disproportionate portion to non-islamic terrorism.
The client was also in the room and I don't care enough to throw away my employment to sperg out at a single Bobby.

>>133123011
I did you filthy n word, thanks for the (you)

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>>133123183

>>133118705
If Rees Mogg is the next PM I'll cum so hard my load will decapitate me.

>>133123034
Reminder that Dalton's father was in SOE during the war

>>133123183
>Mo
REEEE FUCKING MUSLAMIC PROPAGANDA

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>>133123233
</story>

>>133122712
Are you a yardie?

>>133123053
I buy into the idea that he's been here and knows we're right

>>133123228
Just call me a fucking nigger you goddamn hippie.

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>>133119517
What did she do now?

>>133123170
I wouldnt mind seeing Fassbender having a go at playing Bond once Craig is done

>>133122708

My experience with NEETdom the few times I've endured it:

>At first it's great to have all the time you want to read, workout, entertain yourself...
>Gradually feel more and more lonely
>Without rigorously enforced structure start to slip into apathy
>Sleep in later
>Start to masturbate a preposterous amount
>Without the forced socialisation of the work environment have little social contact at all
>Only social fun is visiting mates in the city and getting pissed

A couple weeks holiday is great but full time NEET is a lonely life unless you've got full time friends or a solid hobby to occupy you.

>>133118970
Shes only wearing that tee because she wants a far right studmuffin to rip it off her..

>Labour MP just said Labour are the party of business

>>133123233
>what's the number?

0118-999-887-999-119-725

>>133123307
Reminds me of when maths questions always had that non-British name that stuck out like a broken thumb.

>George, Mary, and Ranjeet...

>>133123034
He was very underrated and the most accurate to the books. Dalton did a better job than Craig portraying a darker Bond.

>>133123233
>Ailurophobic propaganda
Felines are a peaceful race. #notallcats

>>133119124
From Burton, can confirm.

>>133123481
3

>>133123351
Effing f****t

>>133123275
He's corrupt tory who pretends to be different
David Davies and fucking bojo are better pro brexit MPs than moggy

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>>133122861
Nah I'm pretty white man, nice try tho
>>133123053
Thatcher was pretty right-wing though, she ended the post-war consensus and privatised industries no Tory leader before her had dreamed of. Just because he had Thatcherite policies (although arguably more nationalist) doesn't mean he's 'centre-right'.

>>133123102
>>133123140
>>133123183
>>133123233
>>133123328

It's sad that we've gone from teaching kids how to cross the road to teaching them how not to get killed by a camel jockey wanting 72 virgins

>>133123396
>full time friends
4chins
>a solid hobby to occupy you
Oh its solid alright

>>133122927
>you will never be that bench

>>133123384
A half-german Bond. No way.

>>133123233
>what's the number?
0800-729-3 2 1

>>133123102
>most of the time cats cause no trouble
>but they are well known to chase mice-and eat them if they catch them

Oh wow, the writer is just a hair's breath from saying what he really wants to.

>>133123546
Hasn't multiculturalism worked out well.

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>>133123546
But anon, this is just the price we pay for diversity.

>>133123481
Is this how long American phone numbers are? Fucking hell

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>>133123481
>>133123511

Or just send an email.

>>133122961
I need to watch Sharpe. I'm a Yorkshire lad myself.

>>133123363
she said the n word

>>133123330
I didn't know what yardie meant, just googled it and seen it means Jamaican? If so no patriotic white Brit here, see >>133123543 for proof.

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>>133118032
Make Malta British Again

>>133123546
PART AND PARCEL

>>133123714
You plonker.

>>133123328
>If you practice football you score more goals
Goalkeeper master race

>>133123714
It's from some sketch in a show I forgot

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>>133123170
It's not Craig that bothers me, it's that they have done away with 90% of the Bond formula.

>>133123741
Nigger....she said nigger

>>133122043
Wank, watch TV, read, wank, listen to music, eat, wank, do housework, go on t'internet, wank. It's a pretty sweet life man not gonna lie.

Why won't May introduce a points based immigration system?

>>133118199
I can.
You stick a fishfinger up each nostril and wear a bowl of baked beans upturned on your head. Then you turn your pockets out and let your little dick flop out of your zipper before running up and down the high street shouting "look at me everybody, I'm a mahout riding an elephant. Give me your children and I'll take them for a ride".
It will then be a long time before you see britpol again.
(If you are to fat to run you can ride your rascal as long as you stand up whilst shouting)

>>133123998
This isn't your blog you twat

>>133123998
Oh so that anonymong was genuinely you? Hope you had a nice day.

>>133124056
That's bad for profits goy

>>133123998
did you name it eddie?

>>133124056
Not enough people will get in.

>>133123622
Hiddleston then maybe?

>>133121696
cheers

>>133124056
Because low skilled immigration, a surplus of it, massively benefits her friends in (((big business))) because it devalues the commodity of labour by increasing its supply beyond it's needed demand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

>>133122070
Fucking idiots, do they really think they can afford to lose an MP?

>>133124154
>>133124168
But the vast majority of immigrants vote against the Tories, and introducing a points-based approach would win her more votes than it would lose.

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>>133119517
32 is a bit old to be pulling this kind of , you just don't understand shit

>>133124056
They should have a table with all the immigrants in and if you fall into the relegation zone by the end of the football season, you get deported

>>133123543
Oh so you're one of the idiots who think it's a purely economic division. Stop posting.

Being a neoliberal doesn't make you right wing in any meaningful sense and nor does simply wanting "parliamentary sovereignty and control of our borders" since that should be a default (central) position in any nation.

>>133124231
Both way too established to be picked as Bond.

>>133119517
t. Muslim terrorist sympathisers

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>>133123384
>>133124231

Get him to smoke. Sorted.

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Why isn't nige running lads?

"nigger in the woodpile" is a figure of speech
there's nothing racist in there

>>133123500
Me too dude .....

N I G G E R IN THE WOODPILE

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W
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>>133120705
Then you've been successfully brainwashed. Up until the 00's no one had a problem saying 'niggers' including niggers and me, who lived in a flat with 3 niggers>>133120728

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>>133122279
Hey there

>>133124309
They should do this with benefits too

>>133120665
Source?

>>133119880
*teleports behind you*
*uses icepick*
Nothing personal kid

>>133124264
What's the point in doing that while there's a minimum wage in place preventing the value of labour from falling below a certain level?

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>>133124372
A legend. Should be called Sir Nigel Farage.

>>133124413
Linked that last one by clumsiness

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>>133118710
>liz hurley
>indian husband
>You're joking right?

Please tell me pommy cunts aren't really this thick.

>>133122673
My mistake. Her son is from a white guy.

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>>133124356
>>133124371
How about a current year progressive Bond?
WE WAS SPIES N SHEIT

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>>133124497
It'll happen one day

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>>133124503

>>133124309
They should have a points based system that priorities people from the Anglosphere, then Western Europe, then Eastern Europe, then everywhere else.

Given the choice, we should pick people who are going to assimilate easily.

>>133124515
Is that confirmed now?

>>133124561
Will Prince Charlie Boy put him on the honours list when he's king?

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>>133124130
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>133124512
They're divorced now and he was a beta cuck providing for a 40 year old white hag. Who cares?

>>133124486
Lots of people in reality work for much less than the already low minimum wage.

>>133124405
shes been suspended by May, i think this will be the end of our PM, we all know the context and how it's said so May is just pandering which shows how weak she feels.

>>133124168
OMG employees would have some leverage because there would be a shortage of labour.

WHO WOULD WANT THAT

>>133124336
>should be a default (central) position
But that's the point isn't it, we're not dealing with 'should-be', we're dealing with what is. Of course that should be a default position, I'd like to call myself a centrist, but lefties are so insane it's seen as a right-wing position.

And fuck yourself I'll keep posting thanks, I like being able to debate this stuff without friends/family calling me 'racist'.

>>133124656
No, Daniel Craig has confirmed he's returning for the next movie.

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>>133124606
Nah because

EVERYONE IS EQUAL

......EXCEPT YOU, YOU CANT SAY THAT WORD BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT SKIN COLOUR

ALSO YES, WE'RE ALL EQUAL BUT FOR SOME REASON WE ALL DO DIFFERENTLY IN EDUCATION AND SOME OF US JUST CANT SEEM TO GET IT RIGHT NO MATTER WHAT

ALSO WE'RE ALL EQUAL BUT SOME OF US LOOK BETTER LOOKING AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE UGLY THEN TOO DAMN BAD BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKED

>FUCKING GOOGLE

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>>133124130
You missed the time to tell the blogposters to fuck off like 6-7 months ago mate unfortunately.

>>133124512
That's the whitest poo I've ever seen

>>133124676
The cringe you induce is nauseating

>>133124783
Oh right, read something the other day that somebody involved said we need a nigger bond, but I've not been interested since it became English flavour Borne anyway. Just another milestone to the decline of Britain.

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>>133124561
>that pic
Aww come on now..he has a german wive afterall...i hope its just banter