Aspiring /pol/iticians

>>133088325
No i'm ancap I want to start a business not go into government

>>133088325
in my country you actually need more qualifications than being a self taught 4chan autist to get elected

>>133089099
Start a business, then go into government and favor libertarian principals

>thought about going into politics
>realized all the dirt on me online

never mind, guess i'll just keep shitposting

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>>133089159
delet

>>133089421
It would take all my willpower to not recreationally McNuke the place

>>133088325
I'll be running for AZ state senate when I finish law school

Yeah. I might run for mayor. Will let you know how it goes.

I already completed a hostile takeover of remote western country.

>>133089678
>>133090039
Godspeed anons

>becoming the ultimate filth
Nah, you do that. All the more funsies for human-pest control.

do i just turn up somewhere in a suit or what

>hello my name's anon
>and i'd like to tell you about (((them)))

>>133089099
>i'm [cookie-cutter political label]
kill self pls

>>133090591
>i'm a leaf
lynch yourself northnig

yup

>>133088325
I got on MySpace and Facebook when they first came out and didn't think About my online history. I was always leaving comments saying "what's up nigga?" and shit like that. All that shit is out there somewhere. Im sure if I ran for anything bigger than City fart huffer, it would get dug up

>>133091225
Yeah, the press would pretty much destroy us