So this happened today

Translate it nigger.

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>>133077034
2/3

>>133077034
Someone who speaks beaner translate this shit.

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>>133077103
3/3

>>133077098
Apparently he got my number from an ad looking for workers to pick grapes. I have no idea what ad he was looking at.

SOMEBODY FUCKING TRANSLATE

>>133077219
>I have no idea what ad he was looking at.
The ICE honeypot one of course

>>133077171
>>133077345
>>133077171
>>133077103
Beaners are hibernating in their dens now

>>133077219
I forgot to add that he calls me a bitch in this one.

>>133077034
His grammar is HORRIBLE.

"hello, I was told you're looking for people for grape and I wanted to know if you still needed people"

"is that your way of replying"

He says someone posted your number saying you are looking for ppl to work in the grape (probably picking grapes). Someone pranked you lel

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Bump for translation before bedtime

>>133077219
Maybe one of your friends played a prank on you and put your number out on a Spanish-language fruit picking ad so you get a bunch of illegals writing you

>>133077103
This number is placed that you're looking for people to work..... and I'm not replying to you as I should because I do have morals

>>133077219
"jijijijijiji (childish laughter) you could join me bitch"

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>>133077103
>y note contesto como deveria por k yo si tiengo morales.
mis lados!

>>133077791
Top lel thanks for that

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>that spanish
He is saying that he saw you looking for people for a job and he is interested

>>133077735
He's telling me about morals?! If that fuck had morals, he wouldn't be in my country illegally. The balls on this hombre.

>>133077034
That's not cool yo

>>133077641

All learning Spanish in high school taught me is that the Mexicans that come here are the worst of the worst. I spent 3 years learning spanish in high school at 135 classroom hours per year. In just over 500 hours I learned enough Spanish to work in a call center answering calls in both languages.

In these high school classes we would have native Spanish speakers. They would get B's and C's because they can't be arsed to do the trivial homework.

They can't even learn their own language.

>>133078253
Chicanos are the worst. I always laugh at how they fail miserably at both Spanish and English. SAD.

Translation:
>Hello, excuse me, they told me that you were looking for people to pick grapes and I wanted to know if you still need people.
>That's your way of answering?
>This number was posted saying that you were looking for people to work… and I will not respond the way I should because I have morals.
>[unintelligible]

>>133077641
...that's because it's fake

Nobody randomly texted him trying to get a job picking grapes.

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>>133078122
You totally trolled him man, how will he ever recover..

>>133078206
its prebby cool

>>133078490
only after being deported back to mexico will he know the true joys of being a legal citizen.

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>>133078376
>>133077034
>mfw cnn doxxed OP and posted his number on craigslist

>>133078376
Last part:
>jijijijiji (a childish forma of laughter) you should acompany me bitch

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>>133078412
It definitely happened.

>>133078490
I actually did report his number to ICE. I said he was harassing me.

>>133078490
he can recover on the streets of his hometown in mexico

>>133078667
You should of sent him pics of Mexican girls being whited

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>>133078667

>>133078206
Fuck illegal spic cunts. Fuck em.

>>133078796
>>133078667
there's still time

>>133078206
>can't even write his own language properly
THAT is not cool
Why would you want someone like that in your country?

>>133078667
You live central Cali?

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>>133077034
Why are you so mean to this potential future democratic voter? What a complete #tacocaust

>>133078961
Yeah, not Porterville though.

>>133079070
Bakersfield?

>>133078667
>I pinky swear on a big huge stack of bibles yuo guise!

Oh cool, well in that case your really implausible story backed by nothing definitely happened.

>>133077034
Its just shit skin scammers calling to ask for $4000 investments.

I get this shit every week. You probably put your cell phone number on some online application and that company has sold your information which a lot of the time ends up in foreign scammers hands.

Only way to get rid of them is to change your number. They never give up.

>>133079094
No, Fresno county.

>>133079203
Oh Kern county here gib clay

>>133079203
I lived in Fresno for a few months last year. My condolences m8.

>>133079244
We need to annex the Tularecucks first brother. All things in time.

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>Living in California at all

>>133079315
First we need to genocide that whole county before we annex it

>>133079360
>Singapoor
well there goes your opinion faggot

>>133079360
>fag in ID

>>133079516
I would rather live in Singapore than California.

>>133079479
Aye. That we do.

>>133079360
>Choosing flight over struggle.
>Not trying to fix your home state.

That guy is illiterate in Spanish too.

>>133079638
I bet you would you fucking chink
Get the fuck out
>USA USA USA

>>133079725
I'm a white guy from CO
I just hate California

>>133077103
>is illegally in a country stealing food from american workers
>i have morals

ayyyyyyy

>>133079812
sure, nice try chink
everyone in the USA know Colorado is lost and degenerate shit hole

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>>133077034
>>133077103
>>133077219

He don't deserve to be deported, but to burn
My fucking eyes, his writing hurt

>>133079203
Visalia

>>133079516
>talking shit about the most powerful (legitimately) race in the world

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>>133079931
If Colorado is a degenerate shithole
Then California is kike satans festering herpies infested bunghole

>>133077098
>>133077034
>hey, I heard that you're looking for people for grapes and wanted to know if you still need people.
>this is how you respond
>>133077103
>this number was posted saying that you are looking for people to work ..... and I'm not answering like I should because I have morals.
>>133077219
>you could accompany me bitch

assuming my high school spanish is still working

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>>133079812
You haven't truly hated california till you lived in the bay area or san francisco. Fucking christ, mass bombing, please

>>133077103
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>>133077034
>>133077034
>>133077219
typical mexicans, all fucking illiterate. no wonder the spanish cant stand them, look at how their language gets butchered. every single work is misspelled and written phonetically like a preschooler

>>133080201
Made it 6 months and went back to Far Nor Cal. Wish Best Korea would nuke it already

>>133080362
Soon, they can only hit Alaska right now. Kimmy is going to save his nuke for California.

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>>133080594
It needs to happen now, goddamnit.
15 years in this shithole and it somehow gets worse every year

>>133079037
kek

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>>133077034
C'mon, goyim, they poor human bean just wanted you to pick him up so you can bring him to pick up grapes because he thought you were searching for workers.

But, hey, why didn't you try to ask for whom he was searching for? Maybe you could have gotten a company that hires the illegals.

>>133079360
Sauce Google thinks it's a hair style

>>133077034
speak american you fucking faggot

>>133080201
Did a year of university in SF. Couldn't take anymore, so i came back home.

>>133078667
Doing the lord's work

>>133079315
>My condolences m8.
Nah, I live in Clovis. Nice houses, super low crime, extremely white. Not too bad.

>>133079360
Is that one of them Nork soap operas?

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>>133077034
>>133077103
>>133077219
All I read is your typical summerfag edginess
Inb4 "ur illegal spic cuntz xd"

>>133080188
Buen trabajo

>>133077034
Reminds me of that free goat thing on craigslist.