>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
A Robert story courtesy RobertAuthor added 4 July 2017: https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
Chicago Police Body/Dash Cam Compilation: https://youtube.com/watch?ohT9BhBz8G4
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
http://www.cwbchicago.com/
>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
>The tales of Sir Robert in the land of Chicongo
https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
Previous Thread
>>133048436
>>133075927
Check dem keys Roberts
>>133076370
Tasha Miles 43 yr old female said she was attacked by a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
>her friend had her ID taken at the club
Something tells me this ID was of the fake variety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-z9EbsN_Jo&
Mitten Robert is in service as fuck
can we meme sassy ?
Resuming comfy time...
SHOTS FIRED
> SHOTS FIRED
HOLY FUCK LADYROBERT GETTIN AGGRO'D
>>133076370
10-4, Robert.
>>133076698
Damn that's some nice footage
>>133076846
.SHIT
>JUST TOOK OFF
>>133076846
>>133076875
>>133076883
thanks m9. the amount of drone footage and timelapses for Chiraq is absurd.
>>133076965
>person shot
>1350 s morgan
>20 shots fired
SHOTS FIRED!
>TWENTY EIGHT
>TWENTY EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
And male black actually managed to hit someone
>>133077116
>roberta has a person stopped at gunpoint
>10-1
>1300 block of morgan
>U of I police
>where someone was shot
>>133076846
oh damn turns out that was just the audio from the vid. was indistinguishable from the scanner ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-z9EbsN_Jo
ladyrobert all clear
>>133077307
>SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED
HOLY FUQ
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Friendly reminder to not confuse /cpd/ credits video audio chatter with live audio chatter!
>>133077325
Thanks...fooled me too :)
>1354 S Morgan
>crime scene established
>shell casings
>shooter fled
>no victim found
>>133076698
>>133077489
LIKE WE SAID
>COMFY
10/FOE
>slow it down on that 10-1
>we have enough units on scene
>>133077658
>OLIVE PARK NORTH BOUND
>>133077225
>Caller wondering why your animated image isn't animated
ZONES
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1Bw_oMbDtgdmP5antwPaUSuZ3Alw&hl=en_US&ll=41.709763988285445%2C-87.19597565234375&z=9
>>133077601
>>133077852
>contaminated scene
>>133076698
Someone ought'a update the pastebin with this and the bodycam/dashcam compilation. I just keep dredging my old OP text and adding to it.
we morse code now?
omg, the male Hispanic is still on the tracks!
>>133078274
>>133078319
>battery in progress
Was that the short scream in the background from earlier?
>>133078276
Repeater IDing itself.
REMEMBER TO REFRESH ANONS
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>133078421
>>133077325
holy shit thats amazing
>>133075927
Been preferring this as general ambience over my music as of late. Gets me real hard since i'm studying criminal law too
Poopoo
>throwing ashtrays
Was that really all he could get his hands on to attack her with?
Alright Roberts, I'm gonna be out of service.
Someone post my video in the OP so I don't have to keep posting it
Godspeed to all real Roberts
>>133078948
Will do. Godspeed OP, and God bless.
>>133078948
10/4 we will meet next sundey
Oooo
>shots fired
>>133079226
male black is at it again
>>133078948
Thank you for your service, Robert. Already added your video to my personal OP pasta. Hopefully the pastebin will be updated, too.
>"I'm sorry who are you?"
...112 Robert...
>"Hmmmmmmmmm"
Right in the feels, Robert
>Starbucks store is open, but no one should be there
So meta even this coffee shop.
I've asked before and never got an answer, is there another source where the radio is squelched better?
Suspicious activities from male black
>>133081260
To my knowledge no. The link in OP's post is the only one that I know of terms of best clarity of sound.
>he came into the wendy's and threatened to kill the caller's family
>shots fired
>>133082257
>TWO
>TWO SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
>group of people swimming in pool that's closed
>crime scene in the mouth of the alley
>two victims were shot
> please check this guy's house, 4 or 5 male blacks hanging out on porch. They don't live there
>>133082716
>>133082752
>>133082756
Things heating up in Chiraq?
>shot one time in the left flank
>good condition
That's a new one
>>133082906
Locals are trying to chill, but the pool was closed.
>Match all squares that match the label: Swimming pool
>in the back of Wendy's
hitting real mf dindu hours here. just need an altercation, robbery, or shooting at Susie's Drive-thru now.
Ugh, just realized I fucked up the url for the bodycam/dashcam video in OP. Functional link here will be used for future bread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohT9BhBz8G4
Robert checking in. Any one have a decent .png of a CPD or related hat I can mooch?
>no worries, I was lonely anyways
dammit, dispatch. I was comfy.
>>133082716
Well that counts Male Black out as suspect.
>literal dumpster fire