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>>133075253
>Examine yourself threads.

These threads generally cause you to look inwards. They often position themselves as anti-degenerate, for example they may ask you if you’re making white babies. Other times they ask you if you’re lifting and /fit/. In those instances they aren’t necessarily bad, although often they are designed to be a kind of demoralization thread. Join only if you have a specific question that another anon with expertise may be able to answer. Generally they should be skipped.

>Biography threads.

Generally a narrative post about something negative. “Just found out my kid’s gay.” “Just found out my white daughter is fucking a black thug.” “My brother just decided he’s going to be my sister.” These are LARP threads designed to demoralize you. Often the OP will decide they’re “ok” with the negative news. The story is carefully crafted and the post image meticulously selected to get a rise out of as many anons as possible. Certain personality types are drawn to these threads – do not be fooled. They are crafted to drain and demoralize you.

>Divide and conquer threads.

These threads are intended to highlight the differences between various whites, various Christians, or both, rather than outline their common ground, common enemy, common purpose, etc. Often they are in the form of a statement about who is or is not legitimately white, or an all-out attack on Christianity, or a fine point of Christianity designed to provoke Catholic vs Orthodox vs Protestant vs etc. division without resolution. These threads often backfire and have been on the decline, because anons frequently come together and gain a deeper understanding of one another’s beliefs in them. These threads are a coin toss; check only when the board contains no other worthwhile threads.

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>>133075346
>Your idea is dumb / ineffectual / backwards threads.

The first thread category that newfags learn to wise up to. These threads will tell you that something you promote – usually a commonsense topic – is pointless or even impeding your ultimate goals. Topics range from protecting your nation’s borders, to promoting your culture, to reforming the monetary system - they can be virtually anything. Always skip.

>”Happening” threads.

These threads can be authentic, although often aren’t. Generally it’s worth your while to at least check to see what “happening” threads are on the board. Often they are obvious clickbait. You’ll know the worthwhile ones when you see them - with a little experience.

>General threads.

Threads such as “President Trump General,” “Syria General,” “National Socialist General,” “Catholic/Orthodox General” and others. Good threads for accessing links to relevant sites and sources, and for asking questions about the topic. Often repetitive in nature, but they are some of the most consistently worthwhile threads on /pol/. Newfags should generally lurk in these before venturing into the wider /pol/ ecosystem.

>Insider threads.

Many come to /pol/ just for these. Actual anons with insider information. Lurkers come out of the woodwork for these threads. Sadly, many are LARPers (LARP threads being a subcategory of insider threads). You’ll have to develop your own litmus test for deciding who is genuine and who isn’t. The farther down the rabbit hole you get, the easier this will become. They are always worth checking out; usually not worth staying.

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>>133075389
>Modern Jews aren’t LARPing threads.

These come in many forms. Any thread that insinuates that modern “Jews” are comparable to biblical Judeans, or promoting Jews as being anything other than anti-Logos nomads, fall under this category. To a newfag this category will seem out of place, but it is probably the most important of all. Any thread insinuating that “Jesus was a Jew,” “Mary was a Jew,” “the apostles were Jews,” all fall under this category - although deprogramming a newfag as to why this is exceeds the purpose and scope of this thread. Most Jews are Khazar descendants and have no identity other than the denial of Logos and (occasionally, although often not) Khazar/Turkic genetic remnants. I could expand on this but only about 3% of /pol/ (by my estimate) is at the level where they are capable of grasping this. Just remember that any thread about Jews – other than those naming the Jew as world parasite in both the spiritual and physical sense – are slide threads, no matter the topic.

>Meta threads.

These threads analyze the meta of 4Chan. You are currently in a meta thread. They are one of the rarer thread categories. Often they are demoralization threads, other times they attack 4Chan as inferior to other Chans or even general pastime activities. Occasionally they are very good. When you see a meta thread, always give it a brief check.

>Mobilization/doxx threads.

Threads such as Draft Our Daughters, HWNDU location, pedogate research, and the recent CNN attack threads all fall under this category. These also include infodump threads designed to mobilize anons to sort through Wikileaks dumps, FBI dumps, etc. These are likely the most important threads on /pol/. Always check these threads without exception.

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>>133075456
Although many of these categories overlap, 95% or more of all threads on 4Chan fall into at least one of them. Learning how to categorize threads will save you time and allow you to get 99% out of what this site has to offer for 1% of the effort. If you lapse, return to this guide as a refresher. Even oldfags get caught up in slides from time to time, and sometimes you just feel like shitposting. Nothing wrong with that.

But it’s true what they say. Once you’re here, you’re here forever. The sooner you get good at being here, the sooner you’ll learn to drop in, pick up the worthwhile, and leave with plenty of time to get /fit/, find a waifu, make babies, save the white race, grow a dynasty, deus vult, and – of course – crush the Jew.

BUMP

Keep up the good work OP. I think if you made an infographic of all the different spam threads it would greatly help.

Bump for good info.

BUMP i love you

This should be a sticky

>>133075253
bump because I fucking hate newfags and the cancer they've brought to this board

>>133075253
have a bump.

>>133075253
Bump. Nice work OP.

>>133075253
nobody lurks first anymore, that is the only issue.

>>133075456
>HWNDU location, muh pedogate
>These are likely the most important threads on /pol/
Wow, another newfag LARPer. It's pretty clear you haven't been here long.