Patton Oswalt just destroyed Trump

So Einstein was officially considered dumb?

Yawn

This guy isn't nevertheless funny

>>133069691
*sips tea*
*checks lifeless body of wife for pulse*
*drops mic*

>>133069691

Calling Patton Oswalt's wife "Alive" is like calling Hillary "Madam President".

(they are both lies)

>>133069691
Trump confirmed for transwoman.

He's our guy AND the first female president.

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>>133069691
He's a wife killing manlet. Like I give a shit what he thinks or says.

>>133069691
I suppose calling his wife "satisfied" would also be the same

>>133069691
Patton is funny as long as he doesn't do politics.

He should really stay away from politics.

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>>133069691
I knew I saved this meme for a reason a while back

>>133069691
Ummm...what?

>>133069691
Sure thing, Einstein.

>>133069691
>leftist humor

How low of an IQ must one have to write such boring, unfunny shit and think they're clever?

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>>133069691
Einstein was proven to be a fraud, so this tweet isnt wrong.

>>133069691
HOLY SHIT DRUMPF BTFO! HOW CAN ALT-KEKS EVEN COMPETE

Goddamn that's clever.

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>>133069691
That joke was about as lifeless as his wife.

>>133069758
No dumb people are officially considered smart.

I guess That's why bumpftbraaapppppt won the election.

>>133069691
Calling Donald Trump "Mr. President" is the same as calling your wife "Mrs. Breathing"

Story on the murdered wife shit? Did I miss something?

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>>133069691

Calling Donald Trump "Mr. President" is the same as calling Patton Oswalt a "widower."

>>133069812
He's engaged.

>>133069691
This guy transcended corny. why would anyone type that out?

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>be a couple years ago
>get outed as being best buddies with the anti-semetic creator of the happy merchant caricature on buzzfeed
>immediately goes full leftist in order to salvage his career

Why does /pol/ never mention this?

>>133069691
>Calling Donald Trump "Mr. President" is the same as calling my wife "alive"

like a really dry fart, 0/10

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>>133069691
Then it must be the same as calling Patton oswalt a 'comedian'

>>133070225
Engaged to finally stop being a widower because his wife is dead!
amirite guys!? eyyy

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>>133070281
No goy, that meme is "Jew-Bwa-Ha-Ha"

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Who let this little manlet faggot talk? This guy is what happens when you don't throw out the fetus after a miscarriage.

>>133069691
But Donald Trump literally is Mr. President. He's the president. So it's accurate.

What the fuck, Einstein is dumb now?

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>>133069691
false Equivilence Mr President Donald J Trump has been far more successful than Einstein could have ever hoped to be even if he took advantage of neoptism, Not only is Einstein a fraud and a failure but he still a thorn in the side of actual scientists world wide and torments the lesser minded by being something to aspire to.

If you think Einstein is good you are a loser.

Mr President Donald J Trump on the other hand is a winner.

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>>133069691
How have these not been posted yet

>>133069911
Has anyone tweeted him this yet?

>>133069901
His comedy is gay. It's all references.
If you think he's funny, then you should consider going back to rebbit and fill the website with more gay Star Wars references

>>133069758
>So Einstein was officially considered dumb?


Kek!

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>>133070281
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>>133069691
One more

>>133069691
Or calling your wife "alive"

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>>133070492
>/pol/ never uses pic related as ammo
>literally the reason why he flipped 180 into full leftist

>>133069795
>*sips tea*
>*checks lifeless body of wife for pulse*
>*steals her pills*
>*takes selfie giving her corpse the finger*
>*drops mic*

>>133070225

couldnt stop at killing one wife?

>>133069691
Wow... deep

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>>133070498
fuck

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>>133069812
Kek

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>>133070136
>murdered wife

Yes, someone explain please. Two of us are in the dark. I saw him live recently and he does about a quarter of his show garnering sympathy about this story before turning it funny again at the end. Chicks were crying, he really milks it.

>>133069691

Welp guys I am now a #cruzmissile

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>>133070611
someone should tell the new lady about how he treats women.

>>133070404
I think he was trying to make the point that his wife is dead from abusing prescription medication.

>>133070028
For those wondering what our rake impaired friend is talking about... https://redice.tv/red-ice-radio/albert-einstein-the-myth-the-plagiarist-and-the-zionist

>>133070660
she tripped and fell down the stairs in his single story house.

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>>133069691
Holy shot! This is so much comedy gold, that my sides are exactly where they're supposed to be.

>>133069691
Calling Patton Oswalt a man is like calling a bag of dogshit that's been left out in the sun a shining diamond

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>>133070709
damn must be some hard core drugs to fracture a skull.

>>133069691
>billionaire
>POTUS
>hot wife
>successful family

Why do people claim Trump is a loser he has won in ways most people only dream of.

>>133069691
That's what we in the comedy scene call 'Swing n' a miss.'

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Why the fuck does that painfully unfunny tweet gets 13k likes?

The fuck is wrong with people.

That joke was as flat as the line on your wife's heart monitor.

>>133069691

I'm glad his wife died.

>>133070851
I'd love to shatter the illusion he left on some female friends of mine. Any proofs of what he did?

Blonald Blumpf

>>133069691

Those are some bold words from a man who killed his wife!

>>133069691

>CANT UNHEAR HIS ANNOYING VOICE SAYING THIS

>>133069691
He killed his wife with a xanax smoothie.

His wife had enough of him. Took the only reasonable way out.

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Just an FYI, /tv/ has recently figured out the motive behind the murder.
[spoiler]Patton's father was the Original Night Stalker, wife figured it out. He had to silence her.[/spoiler]

>>133069691

>thanks for the tip, Einstein

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>>133071293
And here's daddy

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>>133070498
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>>133071090
Gave her a shitload of xanax then beat her head in.
>"She fell down the stairs" "But I thought it was drugs" "it was both!"

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>>133069691

Is he an idiot?

Trump got elected through a democratic process, thus legally earning the right to be called Mr. President, as per his new position within the government.

Is this one of the few lefties still desperately clinging to the "muh russian hackerman" narrative?

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>>133070646
I just got it... thats fucked kek

Is he related to the Penguin?

>>133069691
I will call Drumpf "Mr President" when he's produced his long form birth certificate and tax filings.

Or calling his ex wife a hottie.

>>133069691
Saying Patton owald is smart is like saying his wife is alive.

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>>133069812
you'll get a pass on the day of the rake

>>133071090

I have no idea why women love him, a slut asked me out and took me to the Manhattan metropolitan to see him and Emo Philips...Philips was funny but I didn't laugh once at Oswalt and was in the front table so I just dead eyed him until he got flustered. I fucked the broad but NC'd her immediately. Fucking mystery.

>>133070973
Twitter is full or bots and libcucks

>>133071090
He gave his wife a smoothie with powdered xanax pills in it, he claimed she knew they were there and was self medicating, that he was just following her orders, then she OD'd on them and died.

>>133069691

At least Trump can keep his wife alive.

>>133071421
While physically they resemble each other and there are some naming similarities "Patton Oswalt" "Oswald Cobblepot", the penguin never killed his wife.

>>133071657
women love him cuz he's a "giant" virtue signal for not being a superficial cunt.
consider how many ironic backflips that is

>>133069691

Calling Trayvon Martin "a gud boi" is the same as calling Michael Brown "a gentle giant"

>>133069691
I feel terribly sad that he surely thought this was funny and clever.... But it's unfunny and just plain wrong/a stupid comparison.

Kind of shit some 8y/o kids will say when adults are throwing jokes around, and you laugh politely because you can't tell him he's an unfunny dumbass.

>>133071657
The political parts were shit, but it was generally entertaining. I also have a low standard for what I'll laugh at. Fortunately my girl rolls her eyes at the lefty bullshit too. She also fell for the wife sob story. Even the waitress at the bar we went to after asked us if he talked about his wife and acted all bless-his-heart. I'd LOVE to break this illusion.

Do we have anything other than Xanax squishy? He admitted that he gave her a xanax smoothy I take it, and her cause of death was Xanax OD? Definitely raises an eyebrow.

Anything to the Night Stalker rumor?

He is so stupid. What the fuck.

Calling Trump President is like saying there is a paedophile ring in the democratic party

>>133072016
Also the same as calling Patton "Not a guy that murdered his wife"

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>>133069691
>hillary lost to dumb person

lol @ all these drumpflets tears

>>133072478
Maybe some xanax would improve their moods?

It worked on Patton's wife.

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>>133069795
kek'd