Cali-Texas Broship thread.

>>133068201
You homosexuals better not fag up Texas.

who are you going to vote for, fellow "texans"
for me, its Kast Rist

>>133068307
Hoping for cessation to come to vote so I can vote to get this shitty state out of my god damn country. Then moving to texas.

>>133068201
You should do a meetup with all your cali friends in Austin. Then do us all a favor and throw yourselves into traffic.

>>133068201

Go to your local gay club, it'll feel just like home.

>>133068201
Get rid of most or all of the pickup trucks and firearms.

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>>133068201
AUSTIN MUST BE NUKED

Kill yourselves Califags

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>>133068201
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STATE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

STOP CONTRIBUTING TO THIS URBAN SPRAWL BULLSHIT

YOU ARE KILLING THE ENVIRONMENT

>>133068201
California?! get a rope

>>133068307
they already have been fagging it up

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>>133068951
We need zoning laws man fuck this (((commuting))) shit. These Californians are like locusts, they swarm here and contribute to killing our environment

>>133068439
Interesting way to say "Piñera" indeed

>>133068201
no.
this is my republic.
the same rules apply to texas as they do 4chan
>1. lurk more
>2.tits or GTFO
>3. Lurk MOAR
>4. go back to plebbitfornia
>5. LURK MOAR
>6. Read sticky
>7. SAME AS 1,3,5 JUST FUCKING DO IT.

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>>133069150
>These Californians are like locusts

All liberals are like locusts man. They swarm to an area, declare it to be not "progressive" enough for them, and then try changing the place to become more "progressive" by their standards, which usually involves tearing down that place's history, tradition, and customs forever. Just look at the Confederate statues being taken down by liberals all over the South. And guess what, if you protest that shit, you're instantly a KKK supporter/white supremacist, how dare you defend your culture right?? Case in point: California was one of the BEST states to live in just a few decades ago when it was majority white and went red every election.

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>>133068201
California is hell on earth

>>133068201
How did California become so lefty?

>>133068307
They have thoroughly fucked Austin. Dallas has always been a mess. They stay the fuck outta Houston though...

>>133069551
Where are you in TX anon? Houston here. We need to have a /pol/ meetup there are a lot of us here

Let California be an example to never allow amnesty. After (((Reagan)))'s amnesty act in 1986 California was lost forever.

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>>133068201
San Diego here:
San Diego/Orange County will be the next Alamo. Aunt Tifa gets beat down here. We got the military bases, highest Catholic Church attending rate, and we drive the freeway at 90 per hour.

The Wall Starts Here.

>>133069866
use the right flag before i can respond as to why.

>>133069926
come to galveston.
>cause i'm too lazy and my car gets bad gas milage.

Stay in California you fucking faggots. You are tainted by that shithole state and your most right leaning ideas are still far left for a real Texan. If you leave, go West about two hundred miles and drown yourselves.

>>133068201
>Californian Texans
No such fucking things. There are only Californians, Texans, and LARPers that moved to Texas and think they're hot shit. Go the fuck home.

>>133068201
As a native Californian, I love Texas, although I've only been to Austin.

Keep it weird guys! I'm thinking of relocating cause it feels so much like home.

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>>133068439

>When your nephew is a globalist cuck

Both states should secede and then transform into spic-aryan ethno states

>>133069967
951 reporting in. Liberal hellhole here. Just moved from Escondido. Commie hellhole there. Not that people have time to talk about politics there, too busy dodging drivebys

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>>133070431
I do enjoy the brown pussy. I'll consider your idea

>>133068201
>vote republican my entire life
>served in military
>bringing my own white wife
>drive a 1990 ford bronco that gets 12 mpg just because it triggers libs

California refugee coming to Georgetown. You'll never be able to stop me and you wont be able to recognize me.

>>133069967
we both know San Diego had its last gasp in 2012. It went blue in 2016 and it can never go back. The Mexicans are reproducing too fast.

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>Cali
>broship

Yeah... no thanks.

>>133068201
You could try shooting yourself in the head to see if that makes Texas feel more like home.

>>133071094
Still better than LA.

>>133069551
What if I'm a northern Californian that's isn't liberal and hates this state government and culture?

>>133071500
Losing by 1% isn't better than losing by 20%. It's still a loss.

CALIFAGS R DEGENERATING MUH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPUBLIC

>WHAT DO THEY KNOW OF THE WALL OR THE PINEY WOODS OR THE BARROWS OF THE ALAMO?
>IT WAS THE CONFEDERACAH WE BOWED TO AND THE CONFEDERACAH IS DEAD
>WHY DON'T WE RULE OURSELVES AGAIN
>pulls sword and points to Alex Jones
>THAR SITS THE ONLY KING I MEAN TO BEND A KNEE TO
>THE KING OF THE SOUTH!

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TEXAS IS SHIT

>>133070992
Ill accept you if you sublease my apartment in Georgetown and ill even show you some good close nature spots.

>>133068201
I hate Californians, I'm always aggressive towards them and will start off by being passive aggressive. I start to question why they moved to Texas, and by the end, I'll tell them to go back.

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FUCK OFF CALIFAGS. DON'T BRING YOUR LIBSHIT IDEALS TO MY STATE.

>>133070125
not true though, i lived in tx for 10 years, moved to cali for 15 years, then moved back to tx for 8 more years. cali is beautiful, but the people are fucked.

>>133068201
Go back to your state. Liberals keep talking about how bad the south is but then they keep moving here. We don't want you here.

>>133068201
Keep going south until you end up in Mexico. That's a lot more like your home.

>>133071890
So stay out then.

>>133072553
I'm actually looking to sublease something because my ultimate goal is to buy a small plot of land and have a modular house built on it for cheap.

I can't trust anyone on 4chan unfortunately, don't wanna get doxed by whatever pussy faggot antifa type is watching this thread

I know this is a b8 thread, but I live in a conservative and relatively white part of CA and I was at a party on the 4th of July where 4 dudes having a conversation all said they wanted to move to Texas...
I'm sorry texas bros. But the white man will not be happy here being a serf on Jerry's property...

>>133068201
You can stay out of Texas

>>133068307
FPBP
u faggots are allowed in austin only dont come to houston or ill slit your faggot throats

>>133079627
houston is a nigger hole

>>133079682
ill fuck you in the ass nigger

>>133076795
All Californians feel free to come to any of our 4 major cities because they're already liberal shitholes and if you are more right leaning you could only help elections.

>>133068201
Build a time machine so we can go back to being a strong white state in like the 1960s or even the 1970s (barring all the degeneracy) and then start shutting down the nascent libs then.

Or go all the way back to the civil war and make sure that California joins the Confederacy.

>>133069551
>California was one of the BEST states to live in just a few decades ago when it was majority white and went red every election.
This

>>133069765
California is a state that has always been interested in quick growth. It's leap from territory to statehood in only 2 years has set the pace. The state has always been dependent on the rest of the country to supply new people to facilitate that growth. By the 60s the state was developed to the point where east coast leftists found the state to be easily hospitable. This trend hit a milestone with the 1967 Summer of Love. They settled into the land, particularly the Bay Area and LA. To facilitate even faster growth, large numbers of illegal immigrants were moved in from Mexico. By the early 90s California turned blue and has remained so unto this day.

>>133068201
good bait have a (You)

Fuck you commifornia faggots! Stay out of Texas!

>>133068201
I feel so sorry for Californians, please move back though you've ruined Colorado, weed is legal there now, go back so we can recover.

>>133068663
please end it all

>>133080116
Fuck you asshole, I'm moving to my great granddaddys hometown in the panhandle

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>>133071513
welcome aboard

>>133070992
>Georgetown
KEK, have fun.

>>133068201
>Californian Texans
Soo.... New Mexicans?

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>>133068201
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>133068201
You are either Texan or Commiefornian. You cannot be both. Assimilate or kill yourself.

>>133068663
California greatest state, no need for passport!

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>>133068201
>Californias in Texas

Get the fuck out. You turned Austin from the blueberry in our cherry pie into a crime infest, gentrified, omni-SJW hub (and it was already overtly liberal to start) that quadrupled property taxes there.

Go back to your hub of pop "culture" commiefornia and leave real states with real cultures, histories, and economies alone.

>>133070992
You better fucking renounce In&Out, praise Whataburger, and never say hella in my goddamn state.

>>133073474
North Korea has some nice natural valleys too.

>>133080116
2018 will turn the tide. All sanctuary cities are banned.

>>133068201
sure calibro but before you come to texas, you better wash up. The showers are that way.

>>133083236
this
t. exan

>>133068201
1st, there is no broship or friendship between commiefornia and Texas. Texas is a good place with good people. We dont associate with communist trash like commiefornia

2nd, because I know nothing legaly can stop commie trash from moving to Texas I will say this. Get right in the head. That garbage hell hole known as commiefornia is a hell hole for a reason. Texas is successful for a reason. Leave your commie bullshit where it belongs. In a failed state.

3rd, If and when you come to Texas, forget commiefornia. Just pretend you were allways from Texas. A small town somewhere out west that nobody knows. The moment a Texan knows you are a commiefornia beta cuck is the moment a Texan will know you are a bitch. Eat some fucking BBQ, get a job, live your life and shut the fuck up about failed liberal commiefornia.

>>133068201
Fuck you, go back to your shitty state

>>133083516
This. Get the hell outta my state you fucking pinkos.

>>133069926
>>133070073
Friendswood here. Moved from Houston a couple years ago and it's comfy as fuck. I like Galveston but there are so many poor crackheads everywhere. Fucks up the aesthetics.

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>>133083467
wy cand we jus be frens?

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>be Californian native that recently moved to based Texas
>many other Californians are fleeing to Texas in droves because California has become a liberal shit hole
>Californian refugees than want to impart the same failed liberal policies onto Texas

Jesus Christ. Californian's are no better than spics.

>>133083801
Would you befriend AIDS?

Commiefornia is the AIDS of the US.

>>133083825
Our removal of sanctuary cities can get rid of the illegal problem, but I don't know how to stop you fuckers from coming here. Even if commiefornias think they are "based" and come here, they are indoctrined, and will slowly and subconsciously push the trash that killed their state.

Just get cratered with the fault line.

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>>133083910
I'm a native austinite aids is all I know
and even aids deserves frenship

>>133084142
idk why that stupid kid pepe makes me feel. You son of a bitch.

A native Austinite has hope. I know plenty that hate pinko trash. A commiefornian has at best a withering dream. Commie liberal failure is in their subconscious.

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Based In-N-Out. Only plebs prefer Shitaburger.

>>133084503
there are a LOT of shitty ones like >>133084653 but I've met a couple redpilled ones that hated commiefornia.

ATTENTION: CALIFORNIANS IN TEXAS. GTFO. I WANT SO BADLY TO PUT YOU SHITHEELS 1N CATTLE CARS AND DRIVE THE TRAIN INTO THE OCEAN. SINCERELY, FUCKING DIE.
t. native austinite

>>133084653
Whataburger is a classy woman that you can fuck any way you want in the bedroom. She is made for you the way you like it.

in and out is a crack whore you still finds a way to be picky. she is also vegan and gives no blowjobs.

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>>133068201
>Californian Texans get the fuck in here and explain what we can do to make this backward state feel more like home.

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!!!!!

GET THE FUCK OUT

WE'RE FULLLLL.

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

>>133068201
Run for local-level assemblies as centrist dems and start pushing the Overton window back toward the norm

(R) is suicide here

>>133084878
still stuck in traffic i see

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>>133084878
once people get a taste of the Texas glory, they don't leave.

Just look at all the refugees from Katrina. They are still in Houston consuming Greenspoint and the Wards like carnivores. I wish we could crowdfund enough money to send them back to louisana to have their own homes there, but they wouldn't leave anyway.

Our economy, people, and facilities are just too good. I say if you can't pass a Texas History course, you don't deserve to call yourself "texan."

7 flags, one righteous revolution, one and indivisible.

Also Can Mexico get a Pinochet already to get iron fisted to get these cartels in order? back in the 80s El Paso was an amazing place to be, now its a dystopic metropolitan where people all seem happy but have the butchers knife of the Juarez over them.

I'm moving to Texas from this commie shithole and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>133085241
Clearly there is nothing we can do. Nust dont be a cali fuck head in Texas and you will be fine. Drink fucking beer and eat some brisket. Work hard and dont be a fuck head liberal. Be fibe by me.

>>133068201
Fuck all the haters. We need you Texas. I won't forget the funds and aid you've been providing in order to protect our gun rights. Send some politicians please! Get these limp wristed faggets out of office.

>>133085068
Best shit ever

at least calicucks know what they are

texans talk a lot of shit for people who are so entwined with mexico that there's a type of food (tex mex) to remind everyone that texas will never be free of the large mexican shadow that looms over it

>>133085764
> large mexican
for you

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i think texas need more beach culture like Venice.

>>133068201
You can Fuck right on off

I like Texas...Cali leftist stay the hell out of HTX. Or if u want good advice move to my old hood off cook in Alief. Lots of cultural enrichment waiting for you in Alief.