Ok explain this pic to me like im a 5 year old with SIDS

Well, since you cant explain anything to a dead kid, how aboit we dont pretend and just talk slowly because of your crippling Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

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>>133067053
>5 year old with SIDS

>>133067053

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

John 7:27 Howbeit we know this man whence he is: but when Christ cometh, no man knoweth whence he is.

>>133067053
its gibberish freidno

>>133067053
Jupiter = zues = king of the gods = Jesus
Jupiter the planet can be viewed inside the constellation Virgo... The virgin
>god in the womb of a virgin
Make sense yet? This is the beginning of the end. The eclipse is only the beginning, the moon will cross over Yellowstone...gravity causes an eruption and ash fucks everyone's day up, then September happening and shit hits the fan

Sudden infant death syndrome?

>>133067592
the constellations dont even look anything like a women or a dragon or a crown. theres not even 12 stars in the "crown"

Don't bother trying to understand Christian eschatology if you don't understand the basics. It's pretty much the most complicated and most controversial field of Christian studies.

>>133067592
>This is the beginning of the end. The eclipse is only the beginning, the moon will cross over Yellowstone...gravity causes an eruption and ash fucks everyone's day up, then September happening and shit hits the fan
we can only be so lucky

>>133067841
The crown is 12 stats, a handful of them will be planets perfectly aligned in place.

The dragon...that's an interesting topic in itself. I'm sure you've seen images of like a red colored space image of a smiley face, no? That's the dragon.

I for one welcome the end, might as well

>>133068157
Sweet memes bring sweet happenings

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after all we did kinda wake the ancient deity of chaos thru the power of GET to elect a meme
probably for the best

>>133068674
And then the normies stole our power..

We need to find a new source of memetic energy

>>133067053
Shouldn't this chart be written in blood or shit in some shut in's apartment somewhere?

>>133067352
This.

Any date someone gives as the beginning of the end is pretty much guaranteed to NOT be the day.

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>>133068863
You numbskulls have the perfect opportunity to eject the jews and you're mad because normies ran off with Kek?

>>133069836
And how do you expect us to do that
We have semi autos and autists
The Jews have the department of defense numbskull
(And possibly an AI which is used to help quash rebellion, ie HAL helps the elite so the peasants don't get too rowdy)