Mexican-Canadian war

If pacos invade canada,they will freeze to death.
If leafs invade mexico the cartel lords will behead them all.

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>>133062461
>Implying the war wouldn't be over within one week after all of NATO declares war on mexico.

We would win anon, less beans and leafs

>>133062714
He said if the U.S. let you guys fight it out

>>133062461
Paco's have to get through burgerland first.

>>133062461
The mexicans in logisitcs would sell all their equipment to the cartel.

>>133062461
The Spics right now
Our faggot leader would just give up our shit without a fight
USA please annex us

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>>133062714
But then they would win.

>>133062461
does anyone have the drawing of th canadian dance with the girl and the racoon?

>>133062461
Canadistan

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>>133064184
>burger meme

>>133062461
The defender.

>>133062461
It would be Canada that wins...Mexico uses prop planes in it's airforce...has little to no armored support, and probably don't know where Canada is, and why would they? The majority of US citizens don't know where Canada is either...

>>133062461
Whoever is defending.

>>133062714
typical canadian asking for help right away

>>133064184
That's the scary part for the leaf. Paco is already in America right on the doorstep of Canada.

>>133062461
id assume ur not going through u.s. land but instead water. so naval battle would take place. idk who would win that

>if you kill your enemies they win
hmm

>>133067585
Yeah, I don't see us letting either side march their armies through the states. I would honestly like to see a naval battle between them. Rogue illegal Mexicans sneaking into Canada to do damage is a possibility though.

Canada would win because they have US and NATO arms.

I'd be funny to watch leaves and tacos kill each-other though.

the leaf would win its to hard for Mexicans to get over the great wall of trump

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>>133062461
Mexico can't handle their drug cartel problem, what makes you think they can stand a chance to a country?

>>133068175
What makes you think we are trying to control it and not being controlled by it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaFWajkcRzU

>>133068666
It didn't work for Panama, and look what happened to them in '89.

>>133062541
>If leafs invade mexico the cartel lords will behead them all.
So the Canadians will win.

Mexico would collapse from internal strife if it had to go to war with Canada.

They could win if they had their country together they are a much bigger country but despite all the progressive shit we are an orderly anglo country at heart and mexico is a barrel of explosives

>>133069788
We could assemble ourselves to defend our country if we were attacked, but not to attack.
30% of the population are conscripts in case of war.

Still there is the low morale problem where people have doubts about if its worth it defending this country.

>>133062541
>freeze to death
you have no idea how those dude can adapt

>bu bu but how come they haven't integrated into burgerland
one thing is to give a fuck about what the locals think or do and another is to actually do everything you can to survive, although some might get rekt because they will do stupid shit, fucking certain of that

Mexico would defeat us and therefore we would be the winners.

>>133068175
well, when your political elite is backed up by that of burgerland and most people have had to resign themselves to this awful reality, there isn't much people can do to stop this shit, also this whole situation benefits globalists and gun manufacturers (and junkies from certain point of view for they still get their toxic crap)

>cucknada
considering they're a bunch of fucking cucks only surpassed by swedes, it'll be easier, burgers on the other hand aren't that stupid despite their average ignorance of anything

>>133071552
I wonder what H&K face would be if we ever go to war now that they refuse sell us weapons.

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>>133062461
Since the Mexican government is useless, it is really safe to say that it would be Canada vs the Cartels, since the cartels are always infighting, Mexico would just turn into another Syria with no one winning.

>>133064372
Literally this, turn canada into one big cold texas so i can be an autistic hasgunz

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we could destroy their military easily, we've been training combined arms conventional war with NATO for decades, and we're good at it

but invading their country would be suicide. we couldn't blow their heads off from 3,450m away fast enough to outpace the cartels

>>133062461
Texas.

All those Mexican Landscapers with their leaf blowers. It wouldn't even be close.

>>133069104
this

>>133067219
theirs only one war thats worth fighting, that is the class war

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>>133074331
Pls God let a guilotine silence this bitchass heathen already.

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>>133069104
clever

>>133074331
>dude communism hahaha right guise?

Glad I found this website when I did.

http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2017/07/mexicans-criminals-choosing-canada.html

>>133062461

reminder the longest snipe kill on record is by a Canadian

we're docile, but don't fuck with us

The United States would win.

If you kill your enemy, they win

>>133062461

Mexican military is primarily just infantry. Canada, like most western, white nations, maintains something of a modern military force.

Would Canada be able to project enough power into Mexican territory for this to be of any consequence though? I kinda doubt it. The scenario is pretty flawed.

Canada would destroy Mexico in a war hands down. There is no question. Mexico is an unstable state and their army would not be able to fight a disciplined and modern western military.

>>133074331
Out of my thread commiefag

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>>133065965
What's your defense against Mexican attack eagles

>>133079235
Damn they got attack eagles?

>>133078976
Worked for the Russians against Germans, currently our active military outnumbers Canada military 7-1, and that is without taking reserves in mind.

Neither Canada or Mexico can go deep into enemy territory, our and their military are mostly to defend from another nation attack not to attack another country.

>>133079414
Its in our flag and coat of arms, if you had a bald eagle in your flag you would protect and take care of them too, you still do anyway.

>>133080170
I can respect that.

Native Mexicans lost an empire to their former slaves and a few hundred lost Spanish Explorers. They can't even beat their own drug dealers.

Canada is a world class country in most aspects. Our military is small but our infantry are top notch.

Mexico is a corrupt 3rd world shithole and chemical or germ warfare would devastate the Mexicans due to their disorganization and shit infrastructure.

The prairies are colder than mars most of the year and Mexicans wouldn't have a clue about the vast open harsh wilds leafs grew up in. I would love to watch a Mexican try and spread out across our mountains, deserts, plains, forests, three coasts and arctic.

TL:DR Whites vs Spics- whites always win.

>>133062461
>implying the US would allow foreing troops in its territory

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>>133082156
>Whites vs Spics- whites always win.

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>>133082156
You guys are too cucked to win anything. Trudeau would let us March right in and fuck his wife for a peace treaty.

>>133082156
>Deserts, plains, forests
Easy.
>Coasts and arctic
Not happening at all, people literally die every winter at 0-5°C and there is only one place in Mexico that has the same climate as canada between Sonora and Chihuahua (Northwest Mexico) mountains.

I would like to see Canadian soldiers at 40-50°C in north deserts tho.

>>133082485
>0-5°C

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHCFSkj2UeY

Canada is cucked but not lose to spics cucked

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>>133082369
Y'all fuckers better start swiming

>>133082565
All year around?

>>133082681
only in winter.

>>133074179
Underrated.

>>133082594
you are too weak, chink.

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>>133062461
/pol/:

Due to the distinct differences culturally, politically, and economically between western and eastern Canada, myself and a group of other Western Canadians have created a libertarian movement called the Western Alliance, which proposes that British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Northwest Territories and the Yukon secede and become one single independent nation, in charge of our own destiny.

If any of you have advice for our movement or are interested in joining, follow us on our official Western Alliance Twitter account:

>@WAMovement

With no other allies Mexico would anihilate them.

>>133071291
You have about 4 months to successfully invade and conquer an area the size of Europe. If you dont, you are going to get Napoleon'd fucking hard

>>133082426
>Germany has 82,000,000 people
>81,000,000 are white

What kinda weird statistics is this

I'm not even kidding when I say Canada

We all make fun of them because they're like the goofy harmless Mr. Rogers type neighbor next door but little do people know that that neighbor killed fifty gooks in the Korean war with a pocket knife.

Canadian spec ops is among the best in the world, probably 2nd or 3rd best after the US and SAS. Even SAS is impressed with it.

JTF2 with air and navy support can probably take the whole country by occupying strategic locations

>>133082426
t. George Zimmerman (((white hispanic)))

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Mexico would kill those faggot chinks.

>>133083222
American white. So turks count as white. North Africans are white. Asians are white, etc.

>>133083222
Probably same kind of statistic where Hispanic people count as white.

>>133074331
Fuck off commie.

>>133083421
We got around 6mio people with a Turkish background (3.5mio with German passport, 2.5mio with Turkish passport) to begin with.

Don't forget all the Vietnamese worker migrants we've had in the 80s/90s and the Italians as well.

What is white? Baby, America is hurting me.

>>133083426
Turks?
I mean I honestly don't care who is or isn't white, but man ... have these people seen Turks?

We'd take them out sleeping the first day during the siesta.

>>133083534
Everything is white. Except blacks, unless they are mixed, then they are white too.