>be me today
>on my bicycle drive past two somalis probably around 30 years old both of them
>stare them down for a good 5 seconds straight while i drive past
>spit on the side of the road when im approximately 10 feet away from them, keep riding
>look behind see somali guy driving after me on his bike fast
>slow my pace
>he drives up besides me
>i keep staring him down
> he drives past looking like a scared beta bitch
what have you done to certify your ownership of your land towards these low iq invaders
T. alpha male
>>133036894
bump cuz im a king
>>133036894
>meanwhile in reality
>>133037177
nope absolute reality i did something ur too scared to do
>>133036894
>be me two weeks ago
>at a pub
>two niggers demand me to pay for their shots
>reply that shots from the luger is the only thing they deserve
>raging in somali
>grab both their necks
>bang their heads together
>steal their bikes
>ride home to smoke weed
>fucking niggers
>be me today
>go for a bike ride
>look left: white people
>look right: white people
>look behind : white people
Tfw
>>133037432
Hahahaha that's a good one.
>>133037626
>look in front: OH SHEE... *splat*
Self-stroking, samefag Dane cumming in his mouth and recommending his semen to everyone else
>>133038311
nope not me Juan
>>133038390
>>133036894
Fuck this alt right dane shit. I'm dane myself, and he's just a fucking nazi fag.
Danskernes Parti er ovre, tag hjem
>>133037432
>steal they bikes
You're a nigger yourself
>>133036894
Not good enough
>>133039169
jeg knepper din hjerne ud din lille fucking luder forst knepper jeg din grimme muslimer mor bagefter knepper jeg koranen din fucking luder
>>133039885
Fedt fyr den
>>133039440
>implying it was not stolen in the first place
>be somalian
>already done nutting in two white norwegian hotties
>some cuckold staring me down and fleeing at high speeds
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