AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

>>133033060
you need to teach them materialism at a young age

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>>133033060
I am not proud of America and neither are our ancestors.

>>133033060
Le amerifattt

>>133033060
lmao what the fuck is this

>>133033060
>not teaching your children fiscal responsibility early on

I don't see a problem here

>>133033060
Little kids like to push the cart when they are taken shopping with their parents. What is wrong with this? Are you a filthy commie?

The electric carts on the other hand, is a point of interest. Should we make it Illegal for non-handicap people's to use electric carts? I think so. I want to take fire ax to those fat fucks that are too lazy to walk to the Oreos and Doritos.

How aren't people ashamed of using those?

It's good to start them young goy!

>>133033060
This is seriously your thread?

Really hope this dies soon. So fucking lazy dude. Sage

>>133033774

Have you seen the average walmart customer?

Thats the last thing they should worry about.

>>133033268
I am proud

Better to have kids push a cart than to sit around in the cart like a fatass.

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>>133033761
This isn't about pushing a cart. It's about indoctrinating small children into consumerist mentalities. Does your 5 year old need to be "trained" to be a good consumer?

>>133034373
I have a voucher for one free helicopter ride. Are you interested?

>>133034373
those kids are going to have to buy groceries some day too....

>>133033761
those electric carts are fun to ride around in why do people get so butthurt for non crippled people using them?

>>133034373
Fuck off, Leftypol. Not everything is a bleak conspiracy. It's clearly just a sarcastic flag warning people not to bump into kids that are trying to be like their parents. Would you prefer them to sit in the cart like a fatass or run around breaking shit like a nigger?

>>133034373
>give your child a budget
>reinforce simple math
>help your children understand want vs need

I get how this might relate to THE JEW but as a parent you'd be missing out on an extremely great learning opportunity

>>133033060
I..is this real? What the fuck, burgers?

>burgers
I now realized how bad things are out there.

>>133034713
Because there are times that an actual cripple needs one.
And I'm not talking about teenagers riding around in them, I'm talking about whales being too lazy to walk around the store.

>>133034373
Would you rather teach the kids the joy of standing in a food line waiting for his bag of rice?

>>133033060
I get to see the ocean and eat fruit.

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>>133034373
I enjoyed pushing those small carts when I was a kid, my dad would put the stuff we were buying in the cart and it made shopping less mind numbing boring

>>133033060
Cradle to grave.

>>133034874
It's real. It's also not specific to any one grocery store chain. Almost ever grocery store around me has these.

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>>133034373
>mini shopping carts are an evil capitalist conspiracy

>>133034373
>BREAKING NEWS: KIDS LIKE IMITATING THEIR PARENTS

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>>133035079
I like turtles.

>>133034101
Of what exactly

>>133035229
Weird, I've never seen this in my life and I've been to a lot of places around the country.

>>133033060
At least they're not being called consumers. Yet.

>>133035455
How does someone even GET to that point?!

>>133034373
I don't think buying food counts as some sort of consumerist indoctrination, commie.

>>133035455
thique

>>133033970
This.
Last night some dude was getting a blowjob outside my walmart.
t. walmart employee

>>133035455
the damage she's doing to her knees with that high impact bullshit. with her weight she needs to be in a goddamn swimming pool.

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>>133035781
I guess we figured out his problem with it

>>133035455
It's like watching an animated form of blubber.

>>133035816
I was thinking the same thing. I'm 6'1 225 fucking fit and don't do that high impact shit.

>>133034373
nothing wrong teaching your kids the basic shit early on

meanwhile they are teaching 30 something shitskin all over Europe just that right fucking now
>what you need to buy
>that you actually need to buy it and not just grab the stuff and leave
>not to open every second box in the shelf because you cant tell whats inside

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>>133033060
>American disabilities act of 1990 requires all stores to offer some sort of transport for the physically disabled aka a folding wheelchair they usually keep in a closet for the people that ask.
>Some stores stepped it up and bought custom electric wheelchairs like pic related

One of the nicer things our government got right.

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>>133035799
how much did he tip you for it

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>>133036711
>pic

>>133035621
America

>abcdefghijhlmnopqrstuvwxyz rights
>2nd amendment
> obamacare
>refugees

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