IT'S HAPPENING

>>133023679
What happened? Did one of you cunts look wrong at a Somali rapefugee and they had to call the army on you for being oppressive?

>>133023679
No, it didn't.

>>133023679

>3 world country

Irrelevant

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>>133023679
source, nigger.

I think someone made an off-color remark about a muslim, this is fucking serious lads.

>>133023891
It actually did my guy

>>133023679
Nice source faggot. Sage.

>>133023891
i am watching Forsen's twtich tv stream and yes it was

>>133023679
Why is there a fucking cock on the roof

>>133023679

Newly installed BULLhorn that reminds swedecucks to head to their sheds for the evening

>>133023988
literally just happened, haven't found an official statement
>>133024029

Check swedish twitter, it's no longer going though

>http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/EVLp2/hesa-fredrik-tjuter-i-stockholm--falsklarm

They are saying it was something wrong with alarm

>>133024094
Look at OP's flag.

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the war larm is sounding in stockholm.. what the fuck

>>133023679

Someone said something offensive to.a.Muslim or lgbtq

>>133023679
Cool, More swede will get raped, A few guys will get beat up, maybe 1 or 2 will get killed, couple cars will be light on fire, some kangz will run around in the street with their shirts of screaming and chanting some muck muck. And then swedes will say it never happened and call it fake news

>nothing new

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HITLER CAME BACK FROM THE NORTH POLE WITH HIS ARMY OF MECHANAZIS TO RID THE WORLD OF RAMPANT DEGENERACY. HE DECIDED TO START WITH THE CAPITAL OF KEKLAND AND MOVE HIS WAY SOUTHWARDS.

>>133024111
it has been confirmt

>>133023679
False alarm afaik.
Heard it in southern stockholm.

>>133024158
>>133024140
>>133024127
>>133024007
False alarm

>>133023891
>>133023988
>>133024029
I can confirm
Its a civil defense siren

>>133024062
>watching forsen
you need to be 18+ to post here

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>>133023679
Someone used the wrong pronoun.

>>133023679
everyone on twitter is saying its a false alarm.

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>>133024275
24 and virgin

so fuck you!!!

>>133024094
It's Muslim moongod imagery

>>133023679
Can confirm. Something is officially happening(TM)

>>133023679
Why is there a gold penis infront of the horn?

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>>133024127
Fair enough. Happening cancelled. Again.

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>>133023679

Muslim call to prayer. Get grovelling, Sven.

>>133023679
Please, nuclear STHL.

>>133024355
I bet you think forsen created gachi too you fucking fag.
Go and sprout your shitty twitch memes elsewere

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>>133024419
>Happening cancelled. Again.
Maybe next time

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>>133023679
Is the turn of the tide, Sweden!!!

>>133023988
>t.nigger

>>133023891
Several threads talking about it, Norgay.

>>133023679
perhaps nukes are finally inbound??? fuck that'd be a great day

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Apparently it's nothing guys.

They accidentally activated the War Alarm system for the entire Stockholm region. Our highly competent government at work.

https://twitter.com/krisinformation/status/884143100536528899

>>133024140
Funny coincidence: last week in Tampere, Finland, also the city alarm malfunctioned.

>>133023679
WARNING A WHITE CISGENDER STRAIGHT MALE HAS BEEN SEEN WALKING IN THE STREET.
please move toward the nearest white privilege-free safe space
Diversity squad will quickly culturaly enrich the threat.
This was a security annouvement from the cityhall of Stockholm

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>>133024639
t. ahmed

It is not clear what actually happend, media and goverment says it is a false alarm

>>133024710
Aaawwww... I was hoping Finland was bombing you.

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>>133024211
If only, my fellow weab, non-country faggot.

Litterly says false alarm in the title.

Sage

Yeah, the sound just sounded here as well, and I'm about 30 km from Stockholm City.

>>133024748
you know that in tampere they test the alarm weekly right ?

According to someone on /int/ there is army personnel with unmarked uniforms spotted around parliament..

POO PEE PIE JUST INSULTED A SOMALIAN SEND THE ARMY QUICK

>>133024748
>>>coincidence?
>>133024818
and nobody will be held accountable as per usual, fucking cuck gooberment

>>133025060
Russians hacked our alarm

>>133023882

Haha haha, you rekt Byorg

people are saying it might have been a coordinated cyber attack now since both the website for the Federal Emergency Management Agency and the official Police press report website were down during the alarm.....

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>>133025107
It's happening!!!!

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>>133024211
Hitler went to the south pole you moran

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>>133024111
>BULLhorn
>head to their sheds for the evening

Sides gone. Digits confirmed.

it never seriously happens ç__ç

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>>133025107
>According to someone on /int/ there is army personnel with unmarked uniforms spotted around parliament..
don't get my hopes up, I know it's bullshit

>>133023679
Wonder if it's related to these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ov_X2K45ww
http://www.leparisien.fr/boulogne-billancourt-92100/une-alarme-assourdissante-perturbe-boulogne-billancourt-08-04-2017-6836055.php

ISIS needs a way to thwart Mosul loss, so let's monitore the situation

>>133023679
its the new rape alarm
sounds every hour so both sides get ready

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All the Svens are hiding in their food pantry as Achmed rapes their families

>>133024111
tmrl

>>133024748
Why are Finnish memes so god teir? Bretty gud :DDDDDDD

>>133023679
>>133024140
>>133024818
R U S S I A N
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>>133024543
I genuinely enjoy watching forsen's videos. It's entertaining hearing the shit he says and him trying to explain it in English. He's obviously a leftist but some of his views transcends the political spectrum in a hilarious manner

thank god i was listening to music with shut windows, hearing this on a sunday would scare the fuck outta me.

>>133025800
ahahahah
this!

Svens 8 year old is getting creampie'd by ahmid and Mohammad while he curls up into a ball and hides in the food pantry

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>>133023679
STATUS: HAPPENED

>>133025915
>Implying ISIS can't hack shit

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>>133024094
Because Sweden. Hellloooo.

>>133025318
probably just scared people going on their website ending up overloarding it lol

>>133024111
Fucking kek the swede bashing never gets old

>>133025922
so whats the protocol if the alarm goes off?

>>133026248
Protocols are a fascist thing, they're better than this

>>133025964

Sven Byorg sticks his head out the food pantry. Sees Omar kicking his Sons head around like a soccer ball. Sven ducks back in the food pantry...and masturbates to death

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>>133026248
the alarm is only for war or like a massive gas leak or something. Its either zyklon b over the entire city or a Russian invasion.

>>133026248
All swedish males are to drop their pants and offer their anus to the refugees in case they are having sexual emergency

WE

I've heard that in Sweden groups of migrants park cars together in a carpark and set them ablaze for money from insurance. Is this true in any way?

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>>133023679
hey I heard the alarm too

>>133026829
Or a muslim invasion, but it's too late for this

>>133024140
>They are saying it was something wrong with alarm
I'll tell you what just happened. Someone powerful wants the Westerners to get used to the terrible things that are happening and that are going to happen.
Until a few years ago, it was a cause of alarm that an immigrant would savagely rape a Western woman, that groups of criminal immigrants harass women in public places, in swimming pools, in parks. It was a cause for alarm that women in the West couldn't go out at night because of fear of being raped by immigrants, that we couldn't go out in Ramadan to drink alcohol because of fear of being beaten. Now it happens so many times that society no longer cares. It's like hearing stories about children dying of hunger in the Third World.
Slowly, immigrants or their children are running for election in the West and holding public offices. It will happen more often.
Now an alarm has sounded in Stockholm. It will sound more and more often. And not just in Stockholm.
And there will come a time when we get used to it.
And it will be too late.

>>133026954
Now I'm hard

(((the alarm malfunctioned)))
(((it was just a gas explosion)))

Why the hell do you have city alarms up there? Any earthquake threat?

>>133026827
hahahah
My fucking sides
He masturbates with his own tears while whispering to himself.
>its not real, its not real
>fake new, fake news

>>133026829
ah ok, so some drunk ruski crashed his yacht in stockholm port.
but whar are you supposed to do?
spaghetti anon
>>133026388
thinks you are to instill feminist dance theory with life

gathered its a false alarm but any swedes explain what usually happens when this goes off?

>>133027414
we are supposed to lock our doors, close all windows and listen to the radio for more information. Thats all really.

>>133026954
i am off to buy blackface equipment and then to sweden

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>>133023679
Just letting the Swedes know its time to drop their pants for Ficken Ficken, all Swede ass must line up for Somali impregnation as mandated by the King.

>>133027502
see>>133026829

>>133027543
thats just normie stuff
>disappointed

>>133027377

He masturbates with butter while shoving imported Palestinian Figs up his ass...........while Omar is kicking his wife's head around in the kitchen

>>133023894
This

it is just the call to prayer, nothing to be alarmed out.

>>133027543

Tell the truth Sven, the siren means your daughters are offered up as sex slaves to the Caliphate....?

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>>133028099
what a funny and original comment

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I triggered it. I'm on the move.

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>nothing happened
>stockholm didn't get engulfed in atomic flames

life is a steady stream of disappointments

>>133023679
Some guy could have lost his bull

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>>133026827
>>133025964

>>133023679
Why would an alarm go off at 11pm?
Was it just a prank?

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>>133028184
>TFW your countries crime has gotten so bad since the migrant crisis your local police officers would rather quit

>>133028514
give me something new

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>>133027217
>houellebecq

Russian hackers, trust me. No but I will seriously try to get more info from the inside.

>>133025922
Why sunday Sven?

>>133023679

You are already dead. GTFO /pol/ canary.

>>133028641
it gets tested on the first monday of every month, so hearing it on a sunday means its real shit.

>>133023679
https://twitter.com/WR0NGSITUATI0N/status/884151119500500992

It was a technical issue dumbasses.

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>>133028807
ooooooh so the first monday of ever month is feeding time for the syrians eh?

>>133023679
You didn't listen, now pay!

>>133028959
haHahAhaAHhaHAha

>>133028589
Get off /pol/ and do something about the shitskins

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>>133023882

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>>133023679
IT'S HAPPENING!!??

>>133025964
You're disgusting for saying that you sick fuck

>>133023894
Underrated post

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>>133029799
I don't care, Go cry in a pillow somewhere faggot.

>>133029560
No :_