What in the fuck is wrong with Americans?

>>133008110
Not a thing.

>>133008110
Why isn't the Hillary filled with shards of HDD platters?

>>133008110
>7.85 for a burger the size of a McMuffin
IN MY AMERICA?!

>>133008110

What would Bernie's have been? An empty bun?

they purposefully made the one on the left more appealing and with tastier ingredients. i'm calling fake news

>>133008291
an empty plate and a pass to go take the things off other peoples plates

>>133008214
Why are your people so obsessed over identity politics? Why do they still try to bring up election results and butthurt over something that is over and not being changed?

>>133008291

Free

>>133008339
Yea except you have to utter the words "I'd like "The Hillary", please"

>>133008389

kek

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>>133008110
>What in the fuck is wrong with Americans?

You hats have no room to talk

>>133008110
>make a shitty burger and call it the trump
>make a decent burger and call it the hillary

i wonder

>>133008110
Lemon truffle mayo sounds absolutely disgusting that's why it loss.

>>133008439
Those people are merely loud idiots and should not be paid attention to, no matter how good they are at being human clickbait.

>>133008565
Your post is further proof that there is something wrong with americans and I find it unfortunate that you will never understand what I am talking about.

The hillary comes with a squirt from her piss sack That's the saucy secret

Side of beef!

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>>133008275
ayy

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>>133008746
You are right but there seem to be so many of them and on all sides of the political spectrum. There are so many people who are so passionate about something they know so little about and I "know" it hasn't always been like that. Why can't the badass USA come back instead of the fag one you poor souls are slowly turning into.

>>133008110

Trump one looks much better desu

>>133008110
> champagne mushrooms and lemon truffle mayo

This is a false flag

>>133009088
Working on it, I suppose.

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>>133008110
Men aren't eating Hillary Rotten Crotch burgers I can tell you that much.

>>133008214
Today FP was truly BP

>>133008110
This is such a good marketing idea. Props to the restaurant owner

>>133008110

I'd shill for Hill. Not a mushroom fan.

a spicy burger for hillary pls there is nothing spicy about hillary #fakenews

>>133009715
If I saw this shit at an eating establishment I would not go there. Keep your fucking politics out of my face when I'm a paying customer. But you are right because a lot of people seem to believe otherwise.

>>133008291
Those purchases went towards Hillary's count.

>>133008110

Feminists are obese for a reason.

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>They sold over $10,000 worth the hamburgers in a day and potentially robbed people because they just wanted to put their own political opinion on show by purchasing a hamburger

>>133008565
Take one like this, add bacon, onions, minced meat, mushrooms, a bit of broccoli and pepperoni and it is better than anything there is

>>133008518
>I'd like two shots in the back of the head
>One Hillary coming up

>>133008565
Why drown fries in sauce, makes them soggy af
Why are american fries so fucking ugly looking like they've been in an oven and burnt.

Fries should be golden and crispy, not fucking ugly beige brown with black outlines.

>>133009788
They've purposely made the hillary a better burger what is this conspiracy

>>133008574
/thread

>people not buying the Trump because they don't want aids-ridden liberal faggots spitting in their food
I don't see the point in doing some stunt like this.

>>133008110
Obviously the burger on the left is better, no wonder it got picked most. Fuck Hillary though.

>>133010268
>Why are american fries so fucking ugly looking like they've been in an oven and burnt.
He's making fun of the Canadian dish, poutine. French fries with gravy and cheese curds. Typically the gravy is added when it is ordered so they don't get soggy unless you let it sit for a while. Delicious dish but of course unhealthy.

>>133008110
If I need a fucking fork to eat it, it's not a goddamn burger anymore, okay?

>>133010531
Yeah but they eat that shit in Louisiana too. So really the problem is the French.

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>>133008110
>Trump burger
>no miniature American flag
>no miniature sparkler
>no miniature bold eagle soaring above
>no miniature MAGA hat

This might as well be the Bernie Sanders burger

>>133008110
Both look like shitty burgers.

Liberals ruin yet another awesome food.

>>133008110
free speech and guns? We should be so lucky faggot

>>133010644 (checked)
Have you tried it? It's pretty good, blows my mind how it isn't more popular (or even commonly heard of) in USA

>>133010690
that feel when you get a Bernie burger and find out it is just some buns because the rest is given to the other customers

>>133010865
No I haven't. What the fuck does a cheese curd even taste like?

>>133010268
you're a retard, that's canadian cusine

>>133011188
cheese

>order the Trump
>every kitchen is staffed with nonstop Mexicans
>easiest way to signal to them to spit on your food
nah

>>133011188
I can't be much help there, I've had a poor sense of taste since jaw surgery and smoking. I like the texture of them but again I find it hard to explain. You'd like it though I'm sure of it. If you have an opportunity to try it out I suggest you take advantage of it

>>133008110
They sing songs about the founding of their own government, they're fucking nuts dude.

>>133008291
It's the Hillary burger but if you are white the price is 78.50 after adjusting for the 90% tax rate.

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>>133008439
>Why are your people so obsessed over identity politics
Why are YOUR people so obsessed over identity politics? Look at your country's last election results, leaf.

>>133008110
>Balsamic Ketchup
>Lemon Truffle Mayo
Could do without these; arugula and muenster sound pretty good though.

>>133011822
You must have weed confused with identity politics

>>133008291
You pay 7.85 for a Bernie Burger and someone else gets a free Hillary Burger.

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>>133008110
What would the Jeb! burger be?

>>133008291

That's the Van Jones.

>>133010268
American fries are some of the shittiest fries I ever had. They are literally too dumb to make fucking fries.

>>133013034
>I ate at McDonald's and it was awful

It's a fucking potato in hot grease with salt; pretty impossible to fuck up. You probably just ate somewhere trashy.

>>133012743
something with avocado or guac for sure.

>>133008110
Got me. I hate balsamic ketchup and Muenster cheese is rather bland. I would take a Trump any days.

>>133008110
>When you eat so many Big Macs you become one with the burger

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>>133012743
Here I made a quick mockup.

>>133013228
>It's a fucking potato in hot grease with salt; pretty impossible to fuck up
>Thats what the Americans think

I guess its true what non-white Americans say. White Americans really don't know how to cook.

Try some Belgian fries and you will know how they are supposed to taste, Cletus.

>>133008110
I guess I dont understand this. What are the results from? The Trump looks good though, The Hillary sounds fagtastic.

>>133008110
Swiss and mushrooms are good. I'd go for the trump even if it wasnt a political thing.

>>133013658
I'm guessing its the number of people who ordered each.

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>>133012743
1/4 lb patty topped off with low fat American cheese and a guac spread.

>>133013658
>What are the results from?
american retard detected

>>133008110
Well who the fuck would want mushrooms on a burger

>>133010341
Trump burger looks dank desu.

>>133013781
Yeah, right. More like a White Castle sized burger that had been left out in the Florida heat for years, covered in a solid 6 inches of Guac.

>>133013777
Must be.

>>133013828
Well, since I am a self admitted retard could you please explain the point of the image and your post? I am legitimately lost.

>>133013908
If you haven't tried a mushroom swiss burger, you haven't lived. Also, you should soak your burger in cheap whiskey (I use Black Velvet) before cooking.

>>133012932
Underrated

>>133013972
Although I do not know for sure myself I assumed it was a count of each of those burgers that was ordered that day.

>>133014003
Swiss cheese is fine. Mushrooms either don't taste like anything or smell.

Jalapenos, the fried onions, and mayo are the best non-universal burger toppings

>>133008110
We don't have enough nukes.

>>133013618
>Try some Belgian fries and you will know how they are supposed to taste, Cletus.
I'm not even sure you know what they taste like since you like to smother them in mayo; that's a white trash thing here, waffle.

>>133014174
So you're just shitposting? The Hillary could have been higher simply because it was in a hipster part of town. It reads like a hipsters wet dream desu.

>>133010268
Stick to doners you cuck

>>133014352
fuck you really are dumb

kinda genius marketing if in a shitlib area. i bet they subconsciously feel satisfied that theyre helping america if they buy a "the hillary"

>>133014248
In most cases, I would agree with you regarding mushrooms. They complement the swiss and whiskey soaked beef extraordinarily well, however.

>>133012743

Ordering the Jeb would mean you stayed home because no one invited you out for lunch

>>133008110
Arugala and caramelized onions suck. Mushrooms are good. The trump burger is much better.

>>133014320
No need to call them white trash, just american is enough.

>>133014408
>answers the original question
>DERP U R DUMB
I asked you to clarify. You said it was about the number of burgers. I explained that this is a shitthread and why it was and I am the dumb one.
Please, explain why you are shitposting or explain what I am missing.

>>133008110
Tbh I would by Hillary, because I hate mayo.

>>133008110
To be fair, the hillary one only costs 70% of the trump one.

>>133014735
But you like balsamic ketchup?

>>133008110
What is this hipster garbage. Is lettuce, onions and tomato too fucking complicated for these faggots?

>>133014796
I like ketchup-based dressings of any kind. I love ketchup.

>>133012743
Low calorie.

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>>133014800
Tomatos have no flavor, skip that too.

>>133014902
Balsamic ketchup is literally ketchup watered down with balsamic vinegar. It's horrid. Vinegar has no place on a burger.

>>133014800
>Commie flag
>Wants people to eat generic shit
Checks out.

>>133015108
clever

>>133008110

I just want a simple cheeseburger with yellow mustard and heinz ketchup.

No need for all that other bullshit.

>>133008110
Because I'm sure this restaurant wasn't in lib central and would shame the customers from getting a "Trump burger" and the results are in no way skewed.

>>133008110
Those both look pretty fucking tasty

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>in order to vote in america you have to pick your candidates burger of choice and eat it to completion

>>133010341
>arugula and balsamic
>on a fucking hamburger
SAD!

>>133015511
>voter participation nears 100% in all reported counties
>sanitary sewers clogged for days
>superbowl changed to day after election
>pepto bismal stock skyrockets

Just give me a medium cooked burger with pepper jack cheese, some gates BBQ and spinach

>>133008110
This is actually a pretty clever way to get idiots to buy your stuff.

>>133008339

what? the trump looks better! arugula on a burger is fucking stupid, "habanero caramelized onions" yeah some chef is trying too hard


swiss and mushroom burger is always going to be one of the GOAT burgers

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>>133008565
Canadians eat chips and gravy? Noice.

>>133008291
it would come with all the toppings you want, along with some toppings that you don't want, and somebody who bought the trump burger would cover your tab.

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>>133015511

>>133008439
In a country that is over 300 million people large, it is almost necessary to have an us vs. them mentality, especially in democratic countries. "Screw you because are not like me!" everyone screams, because we gain from the others's losses.

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>>133015511
All in Favor?

>>133008680
>Lemon truffle mayo sounds absolutely disgusting that's why it loss.
This. And why would they put it on the Trump burger? Trump is not a lemon truffle kinda guy, it should have been on Hillary's burger.

>>133008110
Those both look good but the Trump looks better

>>133008680
You could make the Hillary burger intentionally disgusting and the Trump burger delicious and normies would still refuse to purchase the Trump burger

>>133008110

The genius of that marketing!

>>133013618
There are 1000 different fries available in America. We have more options than you. Some are shitty, some are great.

>>133016151
Do americans really believe this?

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>>133011822
>anime picture
>absolute lack of experience or knowledge of the world beyond his monitor

checks out, and you literally elected someone who wants to "Make America Great Again"

>>133008339
>Balsamic Ketchup
>On a burger
Yeah, no, people had to gag this thing down just to show they're Still With Her!

Wait a minute. Getting liberals to torture themselves in order to virtue signal. My God, it's ingenious. Why didn't we think of this first?

>>133015688
Fuck hillary and niggers. But aragula is god tier you fucking flyover.

>>133013618
>twice fried fries are some epic super sekrit invention

>>133008110
The Trump burger sounds gross, not surprising it lost

>>133017265

>yankee or commiefornia fag buying into the fagtier vegetable craze

i'm sure you also fell for the "omg bacon on ~*!*!~AlL_tHe_tHiNgS~*!*~" shit too

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>>133008110
I bet if you ordered a Trump burger the liberal yuppies who run the place would just spit on it

>>133017777

and what's wrong with you eating my spit exactly, your girlfriend is already drinking my piss.

>>133008110
what is statistical sampling? this isn't representative of anything.

>>133017045
>dude weed
Whats your sales tax rate leaf? Gotta be above 10%

>>133008110
Hillary sounds delicious as fuck.

>>133014616
Underrated

>>133008110
The Hillary is the better burger!

That business is most likely in a city and city dwellers will not allow themselves to pass an opportunity to virtue signal.

>>133010173
This is giving me ideas on how to use the hate machine for my profit next election

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>>133008110
Hillary's had me sold until the balsamic ketchup.

>>133008291
It would just be a nigger's cock in a hotdog bun.

>>133010268
>>133013034
we invented fries you useless niggers. we can do it however we want

>>133008565
Why did you post a plate of vomit?

>>133023388
That's a Canadian dish

>>133008291
Yes, and no refunds

>>133008439
They did this when Bush won too, remember hanging chads?

The strategy the left has taken is that any right-wing victory is illegitimate. It's seditious.

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>>133008439
Says the leaf

>>133008339
No way

The trump burger looks delicious. This HAS o be social commentary.

> picks least appealing burger to spite delicious burger
> chokes down "habanero whatever" and "balsamic ketchup"

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>>133010690
tfw you order a single Bernie Burger but they serve you a Hillary Burger and a smug face
and they add 5 points to the Hillary burger instead.

>>133008110
Honestly, I'd like them both.

>>133008291
no a shitty free for all buffet but you wouldnt be allowed to see it beforehand and it may as well be all eaten by the time you've paid for it

>>133008110

The hillary sandwich sounds better in my opinion.

>>133024000

underrated post

>>133010173
capitalism at it's finest boys

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those both look delicious and I'm not even that big of a fan of burgers to begin with.

>>133024000
>order a Bernie burger
>get nothing
>no refunds

>>133008565
>plate of fries covered in gravy
Why we do put up with this shit? The nukes went to the wrong place.

>>133008110
>muenster cheese

It makes sense on the Hillary because its the most tasteless, bland cheese available.

>>133023965
Right? Habanero? On a burger? Gg you're not gonna taste anything but "HOT" kinda like the hellfire we'd all be comsumed in had Hillary become president

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>>133024405
intermediate kek

>>133024405
And then CNN would report the story as #nothingburger.

>>133008110
They're just using liberal butthurt to sell more of their burgers

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>>133024405
>no refunds

Gets me every time.

>>133024207
And they said Pirates weren't nice..