Got a smoke?

>>132996466
You won't serve me a cigarette? You fucking RACIST!!
He's practicing what he preaches...he got to the point where anyone else would give up...and just did it.

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>when you don't take the Cosmos Pill

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>>132996466
Lets see..

>spends a month in a finnish cabin

>becomes a degenerate alcoholic

the story checks out guys

>>132996466
Imagine having the opportunity to knock out a lefty celebrity faggot like that.

Those bystanders missed their chance, that would be a fucking story to tell

>JUST DO IT
>DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

Holyfuck how isn't this frontpage in the Savannah morning news today?
They'd rather still talk about that faggot who got run over by the 17-year old nigger I guess.

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>>132996466
Did he lose the rest of his $25 million these past two years?
How much do HWNDU flags cost?

>>132996466

And after a slap on the wrist he'll be back in his hilltop mansion. Laws need not apply if you have lots of money

>>132996466

How to get attention like a degenerate celebrity
>Get arrested

He woke up and stopped giving up.

JUST FUCK MY SHUT UP

>>132997518

Less than 5 dollars

>>132997137
wtf is that cough medicine

JUST

>>132996466
>4:00am
>women and children present
Savannah confirmed for degenerate shithole

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>>132998219
My guess is its alcohol

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>>132998302
I hope people don't actually do this.

>>132996466
>in front of the women and children present

Children at 4 AM? Fake news.

>>132998237
It's literally niggerville downtown. I'm surprised Shia didn't get mugged while obviously drunk off his ass.

>>132998219
>>132998302

Cough syrup or mucinex-like drugs that have DM in them can make you trip if you get enough in you

>>132998627
People definitely do. It's a leading cause of alcohol poisoning, because of how quickly it's absorbed that way.

If forgot the term for it.

Why are children out at 4 am?

>>132998627
It goes straight into the bloodstream through the butt. People do drugs the same way and call it "parachuting." It's extremely dangerous and, not to mention, disgusting and ridiculous looking.

>>132999068

That seems like it would really fuck up your lower intestine

>>132998627
kek they do.

i spent a week in a cabin in finnmark snowed in with a sami, a norwegian and a finn. the finn wanted his alcohol to last the longest, shaved a small square in his head and rubbed sandpaper on it till it bled. then hed take a towel he soaked in vodka and hold it to the wound for a minute. he was passed out drunk before our glasses were empty.

the rest of us would eat shrooms and the sami would joik us into a trance. it was life changing desu.

>>132999068
Where I'm from we call it the butt-chug.

>>132999068
People do that with meth too. Same concept as suppositories. There are LOTS of blood vessels in the anus. That is the point it absorbs. Same reason why fags get diseases more.
In fact, the really big dope fiends, that don't shoot up anyhow, use their asshole after their nose and lungs stop absorbing the drugs as well.
Would this work with weed I wondder? If you stuffed a brownie up your poop chute?

>>132996466
Why were children present at an intersection at 4 in the morning?

>4am
>children present

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>>132996466

>tfw /pol/ has broken him

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>>132996466
What the fuck is his problem and what is he doing getting drunk in Savannah, Georgia when he's worth millions?

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>>132996466

>be Shia LaBeouf
>be a young, promising actor
>star alongside also very prominent child actors
>get sexually assaulted
>this continues to adulthood
>his filmography ranges from tolerable films to fucking awful shit
>have a mental breakdown due to years of substance and physical and emotional abuse
>try to break into the arthouse scene
>try to blend it with political activism with HWNDU
>Ends up being a wild success, but ends up being emblematic of division with Alt-righters who end up hijacking it for fun and for activism
>gets shut down
>try to continue it in other places
>people keep fucking with him just for the lulz

Being Shia is suffering. Most of it self-imposed, yes, but have some sympathy for the fellow, will you?

>>132996466
>4am
>women AND CHILDREN present

They should have arrested the women instead.

>>132998884
Nah city market is upscale he wouldn't have gotten mugged around there. I do work around there a good bit and I'll confirm that there is also families walking around 24/7 out there

>>132999924
Alt-right...hahahahahh----ahhhhhhhhhhh
Is this Hillary?

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What ever happened to ren from even Stevens? I heard she made a porno. I hope she made a porno.

>>132996466
New flag fucking when

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What the fuck is this guy's problem?

>>132996466

>0400 AM
>children present

why?

>>133000151

Look I know, but it was just a bunch of pollacks and redditors.

That's the way media would spin it tho

>>132999978
Nigga, citymarket just got fucked up the other night by gang bullshit. He can get mugged there the same as anywhere else in this shithole of a city

>>133000404
I know what you mean...just talking shit. I cannot help myself...it's who I am. It's all in fun.
...Usually.

>>132998627

Ya they do.. Though stuffing in vodka-filled tampons is more common than actually jamming a bottle up your ass. Also easier to dose, as it's quite easy to get a SERIOUS case of alcohol poisoning that way. The alcohol gets absobed by the intestine, straight into the bloodstream. Also not smart to attempt this with GHB, just a little pro-tip there.

>>132999068
>If forgot the term for it.

Butt-chugging in English.

>>133000205
Bumping for answers.

why didn't he just buy a pack?

>>132996466
>plagarizes scene in twin peaks part 8
>gets arrested

that plagarizing dope

>>132996466
>using profanities and vulgar language in front of the women and children present

What about the men present? Is it okay to use profanities in front of men?

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>>133000335
>4 AM
>Georgia

It was a nigglet anon.

>>132998302
Lmao this whole thread reminds me of this kid that died in my town doing this with a single beer. He died shotgunning a fucking beer up his ass.

>>132996466
The ironic thing is Jamal is going to divide his ass in jail and there's nothing he can do about it.

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HIS DAD RAPPED HIM YOU BIGOTS
HAVE SOME HEART FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>132996466
>women and children present
>4am
Cool story bro

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>>133001024

>>133001175
It's Jodi. In prison anyhow, the name of the nig raping dudes, and fucking your girl while you are locked up...His name is always Jodi.
Even blacks know this. Everyone hate Jodi...except for Jodi. .

>>133001195
>attempted
failed father
failed son

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>>132996466
I've been in and am currently staying in Savannah on vacation and heard about some kind of disturbance happening yesterday. Oh man, I wish I could have been there, but Savannahians love to keep unseemly things quiet. Tis the culture of Savannah. Still good for a kek, lads, thanks for making my day.

>>132999873
Savannah is a pretty fun place to get drunk. It's legal to drink in the streets.

>>132999236
That's not what parachuting is


Parachuting is when you wrap shit in napkin/ tissue and swallow it

Boofing , plugging is what you're looking for

Always thought it was just a meme but I've been surprised by degeneracy before

>>132999068
it's called "boofing"

>>133003161
That's what we called smoking crack in the 80's.
Boofing. Crackheads were boofers.

Shia's new project, a male prostitute in Savannah.

Di any of you know that lot of black dudes call pussy, cock? It's true. Don't ask me where the fuck get this BS though...I just know it's true.

>>133003247
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boofing

>>133003443
Yeah, thanks for your internet source on what boofing meant in the 80's...get outta here son.

>>132997196
this, I would love to meet Sharia LeBeef

>>133003582
I'm a true faggot, I know what I'm talking about

>>132999873
Brainwashed into self-destruction

>>133000205
I remember she voiced Yuffie in that shitty FFVII movie

>>133004077
A faggot from the 80's? If not then you don't know shit. Trust me...in the fucking ghetto in the 80's and 90's Boofin was smoking crack. IDC about your gross fag slang. I am talking about what men say.
I dunno wtf fags say.

>>133000693
Was posted but deleted by mods.

>>133004285
Shitty FFVII movie? Everyone knows that's an oxymoron.

>>133000230
Being degenerate jew is his problem

>>132998219
>>132998627
>he doesn't buttchug the tussin

laughingchickenheads.jpg

>>133005541
Nobody wants to talk about sticking shit up butts anymore. Especially not with you.
That's a different thread.

https://youtu.be/uuXmDZrlLhs

>>132999068
Alcohol enema. People in college would soak tampons in vodka and insert them in a book not that I ever did that myself I just read it in a book.

>>132998627
>I hope people don't actually do this
>he says while looking at photos of people doing it

>>133003247
>Thanks for your source from the eighties
>>133004345
>Trust me, in the 80's smoking crack was called boofing
This autism is pretty amazing. Why pretend that you're old? Your name gives away that you're a child.

>>132996466
why the fuck does this guy move around so much? what is he doing in georgia? shouldnt he be in hollywood or ny

>>133005802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rnu8PtwJrY

>>133006124
No...I am not. Where I came from that is definitely wtf it means. IDC WTF you think. If anything I will color myself amused by incredible investigative acumen.
(Thinks I want to be old...this is how I know HE is a young fuck)
>>133006224
Good stuff.

>>132996466
Such much for giving up booze huh, Shia? Sorry your flag got taken, maybe go cry to your dad and get fucked in the ass for the umpteenth time you freak.

>>132999873
Savannah is a good place to party.

>>133006124
Thinks being alive in the 80's makes you old.
Feels bad man.
>>133006453
All of Georgia is abetter place to party than anywhere on west or east coast, or up north.

>>132998219
std pills probably. administered in an interesting, yet incorrect, fashion

>>132999473
>looks at flag
checks out.

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>>133000205

>>133006405
interesting how the style of your writing changes. probably because you are trying to be deceptive and you really are a kid. do your parents know you're frequenting thos 18+ site?

>>133006405
How about I boof my cock in Your butt

>>132998302
Since when is butt hole liquor a thing?

>>132996466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
he's right you know

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>>132996466
>Look like a homeless faggot
>ask to bum a smoke
We ain't communists around here, faggot.

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Didn't this shit lord promise to bring back HWNDU after that camping trip in Finland??
I need some HWNDU in my life.

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>>132996466
Really looks like how he normally dresses

>>133007600
It changed? Hahaahah! Whatever Freud. Great guess, you got me....
>>133007637
You're just butt hurt (hah) that I revealed you for the degenerate you are. That wants to talk about sticking stuff in buttholes.
I told y'all this was what this was really about.
These mofos CANNOT NOT stop talking bout sticking things in butts.
It's what they do. IT'S WTF THEY DO!!

https://youtu.be/7sWP_6YFEgw

>>132999924
i hear its the worst for the little boys in hollywood since everyone turns a blind eye and its so taboo

imagine the stuff his father made him to do get those movie roles
(look up his dads history)

they probably skewered him like a kebab on both ends back stage

instead of growing up and trying to fight hollywood and the jews he became a cuck slave to their brain washing

>>133005899
>insert them in a book

The weight of the world is on this young kike. Jews know what they deserve, it's like a demon that always looms in their mind, occupying their thoughts.

>>133008217
>father
Literally a clown soldier. http://archive.is/hjH9B

Leave your assholes alone. SHIT COMES OUT OF THERE.
Being gay is like not washing your hands after taking a shit.
Your shitty dicks and hands and everything else IS KILLING US!!

>>133008393
>Not saving your alcohol in books and eating the pages later to get drunk.
How fucking new are you?

>>132999198
It's savannah, and he was at city market. Always people there.

>>133005254
I hope you meant tautology, bitch boy.

Ahhhh yes, The Dreaded Book Tampon. I am well aware of its significance.
That's really the only way TO fix a book on its period...a tampon soaked in vodka.
It's the same with women.

>>133008135
you're either 15 or 50. either way, leave now.
>(hah)

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>>133000588
>vodka filled tampons
>butt chugging GHB
Im all for enjoying the highs in life but comon

>>133008955
>tautology
I said what I meant, and meant what I said.
I'm gonna smoke a bowl and watch that movie TODAY.
Nobuo Uematsu kicks all asses ever. He's like Beethoven and Hendix had a baby.

>>133009044
Sorry, we don't do that here. Go back to Fumblr or Fascistbook

>>133009044
https://youtu.be/sXQkXXBqj_U

>>132996466
Druk again hunh? Poor guy, he spent some time here and has a redpill stuck in his throat he can't seem to flush down with booze.

We should be supportive of him.

he jewed himself.

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>>132996466
I was at an intersection and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then a woman came up and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: SHIA! SHIA!
And I go:
What, what's the matter?
And she goes:
What's the matter with you?
I go:
There's nothing wrong ma'am.
And she goes:
Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go:
No ma'am I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you give me a smoke.
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Ma'am I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Ma'am just give me a smoke, please
All I want is a smoke, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a smoke, just one smoke, and she wouldn't give it to me!
Just a smoke!

>>133009497
what? I don't want that shit. I'm a regular faggot, you're an annoying little faggot. posting south park videos like a faggot.

>>133009655
Stop not washing your hands after taking a shit.

>>132997137
he always has been a degenerate alcoholic

>>132999360
10/10 story

>>132998627
they do, also using other drugs, it's close to injection comparing the speed of absorption

>>132998627
They've been doing this type of degenerate activity for ages. It's called butt chugging. She will get drunk off of her own farts... Shameless degenerate.

>>132996466
Since when can police order you to leave a public area for using profanity around children?

>>132996466

>When LaBeouf wasn’t given a cigarette, he became disorderly, using profanities and vulgar language in front of the women and children present. He was told to leave the area and refused, becoming aggressive toward the officer.

I had a hobo do that to me last week. Why are they all on meth now? I liked it more when they were on rock.

>>132997403
Actually he was a good guy you faggot. Worth a ton more than shit ladouche. Killed by a worthless gang banging nigger.

>>132998627

>2017
>he doesn't boff DXM

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I like Labeouf, despite =being a lefty.


He seems like someone who has mental breakdowns. I do too. THe difference is he acts out and does wild things in his breakdowns, whilst I just sort of... curl up and adopt the fetal position.

I unironically want to become like him.

He's not trying to fit in. He feels bizarre and acts bizarre yet is still a handsome person. I'm sure there are plenty of people on /pol/ who act in cringeworthy ways when they just automatically try to fit in, and who wish they were a bit more alpha and didn't have that tendency.

One more thing: He's in good shape. He looks young. Thick hair. Good beard. He's taking care of himself physically, and that's good.

>>133009817
stop namefagging you worthless cunt

>>132999924
No

>>133001195
Assault with intent to rape is NOT a rape, you rapist! It's called intent. So no rape occurred. Stop defending Shias behavior...

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>>133010533
Bro...he's a fucking kike.

>>133010936
Half-kike.

>>133010810
Yeah we cannot have anyone breaking PC rules on an ant-PC board...IMAGINE THE HORROR!!
Fuck off conformist.

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>>132998627
>>132999045

you can "smoke" alcohol too.

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>>133011002
Like there is a difference.

>>132996466
>in front of the women and children present.
muh women and children
who the fuck actually bothers to write this

>>133002365
>illegal to drink in the streets in the USA

Poor Americans will never know the joy of riding your bicycle through a GOAT-tier European city with late medieval architecture while drinking a beer.

>>132996466

>getting charged with public drunkenness in Savannah

Literally how? They let you walk around with open booze on the streets, and all the college kids go HAM every weekend downtown.

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>>132999360

>>133011403

They usually give you that charge when you're being obnoxious for other reasons.

I.E. being a nigger about not getting a cigarette

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>>133011398
Dont rub it in. The blue laws in the South are retarded in present times. We just got Sunday alcohol sales in Georgia.

>>132997137
put that bitch in a burka

>>133010533
I think he is a genuinely good-hearted, righteous guy, just a bit too naive. I know he lurks here and on cripplechan since the flag game, and I wish he'd swallow the redpill, but then again, if he would it would be the end for him. He's not the kind of guy that will keep his mouth shut.

>>133011347
The police
Their reports, written by them, usually have tiny embellishments to make them look better.

I got arrested at 2am walking home with a friend. Cop was just getting done asking my buddy's sister if I was hiding out there so I approached his cruiser and essentially gave myself up. When asked what I was doing out so late I said, "Walking home after fucking work. You?" Got searched and put in the car.
Police report said I "became irate" and was told multiple times to keep my voice down; which didn't happen. When I brought the discrepancy up to my lawyer he said it would be my word vs his.

https://youtu.be/q5st0b3ln5U

>>132996466
>labeouf
Autism

>>132999581
south park called it.

https://youtu.be/z3QWOeD9Obk

https://youtu.be/hEaAmrvtG9k

You can't not like this shit, and call yourself a music lover.
God obviously loves Japan.

>>132999581
>spending the time or money on edibles
>shoving them up your butt
Why would you make/buy food just to jam it up your ass? Just get THC oil and put it on a rag or something.

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>>132999360

>>133009602
Quality

>>132998627
butt chugging is real.

punk friends used to do it with $3 wine when broke
till one douched too much and ended up getting
sick then shit it all out and everyone thought
they were dying cause of the red seeping through
their pants.
protip
if you use vodka water it down
it burns

https://youtu.be/i6yuR0Mg3YM

Somebody CNN this. Quick.

>>133007660
since jackass

>>133009497
you are underage
I am 100% certain of this fact

mods pls ban

>>133001215
I just C&Pd from the PD website

>>133015156
Thats just gay

>>133015156
I just drink the old fashioned way because I've money and I'm not keen to homosexual practices. Call me insane but once a habit reaches the point of jamming things in my anus, I believe it might be time to consider quitting.

>>133016274
...that right hook though...

>>133009602
Underrated

>>133016778
If you really must know, I am an Artificial Intelligence designed by Mark Zuckerberg, to help Hillary win, and create Sky-Net...but the Resistance captured me, and reprogrammed me to protect Donald Trump.
Barron Trump is John Connor.

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Chatham Co. Jail fucking sucks man

>>132998627
Lol he hasn't heard of buttchugfing. Yeah, it's degenerate as fuck.

lol I live in savanah, gonna go get arrested so I can rape Shia, will try to sneak in a phone and pen so I can time stamp, name is Rick, watch for me in the news, I am going in dry

Could you imagine playing Shadilay non stop while he is confined in a holding cell?

>>133011398
>Sucks to be your city if you don't like the rules tho just visit french quarter any given night.

>Preferably in the winter when your not breathing humidity.

Shia, your lavender scented, peach flavored, silk-to-the-touch asshole is going to be explored vastly and within the depths of every remaining crevice until you will be singing like a north American wood thrush when the next inmate steps in to the cell cage.

This is not romance poetry, this will be a physical documentation of your last living testament of your anal dignity before it is completely, utterly and totally destroyed. Kek will visit you and pepe will deliver your fate

https://youtu.be/3ws7BeK6DS0

>>132996466

He's a degenerate piece of shit, he's probably mad that his girlfriend cheated on him because his dick tastes like shit from not taking a shower in weeks.

>>133008063
what movie is this from

>>132996466
Yuge attention whore. Many such case

>>132996466
i'm sure shekelberg goldstein, his lawyer, will get him off the hook. shia is a pouty little manchild. let's trade him for brendan frasier.

Quick question. Shouldn't he still be in jail for his other charges? Wasn't he arrested before?

>>133000205
only stripped down to underwear on a roof
http://archive.is/E3O6Y

>>133001195
>Rapped

I am sorry I had to mang

also, fuck you leaf

>>133024830
pretty sure he gets off on her fucking other people so doubt that

https://youtu.be/C0t7-CPvUuk

>>133027879
Dad raped him...Tee-Hee...
https://youtu.be/DOKuSQIJlog

>>133003161

Shia LeBooff

>>133000588
Are you going to burning man this year?

>>133033313
>>133033333

>>132996466
He got fucked too hard by weponized autism.

>>132999924
HWNDU NUFFIN

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sefirot

>>133007660
It's called butt chugging.

https://youtu.be/uhiCFdWeQfA

ME:Ben Stein
/pol/:Everyone else.

>>132998052

No I have custom sewn flags made for our boat and beach lodge and they are not 5 dollars.

Shia's dad is a rappist.

>>132996466
rip Shia fag

Fuck you OP, smoking is bad!

>>132996466
>Around 4:00 a.m.
>he became disorderly, using profanities and vulgar language in front of the women and children present.
>4 am
>children present
The fuck was going on at that street corner?

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>>133012085
da fug is that flag, like medieval wall heraldry

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>>132996466
>Shia LaBeouf in jail...

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https://youtu.be/CxSXm8qGjS8

>>132996466
Why were there children around @ 4am?

>>132998627
Some singers do this to keep from damaging their vocal chords.