Hey /pol/, can we get an aesthetic statues thread going?

>>132979547
just look how realistically the cloth looks on the body. 10/10

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>>132979172

Daily reminder that Greek statues were painted in bright primary colors and kitschy as fuck.

Better post some wymenz you homos

>>132979172
Fantastic thread.

Bump.

>>132979948
The method used to discern what paint was used only reveals the colour of the base coat, of course it looks ridiculous.

Based black guy here.
Where's the statues where their shriveled little white boy sissy clits are showing?
LOL never seen so many greek statues without seeing a baby dick before

>>132980492
>never seen so many greek statues
Where are the nigger statues at again?

>>132979172
>>>fit/

>>132980758
LOL there we go
Why's there many where they're holding big black snakes and looking upset

>>132979172
>aesthetic
Looks like gay porn to me.

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>>132980815
David's facial features somehow reminds me of this guy

>>132981115
begone ahmed

>>132979930
That poem is really beautiful

anyone got that one with some naked lady with net over her body, absolutely god tier

>>132980934
>being this culturally ignorant

it makes me more sad than angry anon

google the filename and learn something

>>132981408
very nice

>>132980492
>Based black guy here.
>greek statues without seeing a baby dick

The Greek statues were intentionally made with small genitals to signify the domination of the accomplishments of mind to the passions of the body. aids people would not understand.

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not a statue, but still

>>132980492
>muh dik!

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Not really related to the rest, but this one if my favorite one.

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>>132981651
how can modern art even compete

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>>132980815
If i remember right, the reason david looks the way that he does, and has a somewhat infamously shrunken genitalia, is that the statue depicts him preparing to face Goliath. He's about to face the largest man most of the armies on either side have ever seen, armed with little more then a sling and faith in God. And while faith is powerful, entering the field with someone who looks like they might actually kill and eat you can shake anyone.

He looks a bit off because he's scared shitless, his dick has retreated because fucking hell man, the guy he's facing has been butchering battalions nearly single-handedly. His whole posture radiates a sense of nervousness, which hits home when you get a good look at his face.

It's a lovely sculpture, and all the moreso when someone digs in to the history, sadly used as the poster child of the "lol greek babydick" camp.

>>132981171
Clearly a moor, that's why I've always David kind of allahu akbarish

>>132981811
>moor
(you)
Look up Alexis Pappas, he is pure Mediterranean

>>132981795
>His whole posture radiates a sense of nervousness
>his dick has retreated
>He's about to face the largest man
I don't even need to say anything....search your heart, you know it to be true

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>>132981453
That is perhaps the most beautiful thing I have seen all year. THOSE
P R O P O R T I O N S

Scrutonposting as have nothing I can add.

>>132981454
>12 cm national average
>We intentionally portrayed dicks smaller
WE WUZ WELL HUNG

>>132981811
>I've always David kind of allahu akbarish
Wow. A jew that looks semitic.

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>>132981891
I was just kidding :(

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>>132982074
Greeks > Croatians

What have you people ever done?

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>>132982074
>12 cm national average
Wut ? Also, only plebs think that dick size matters

>>132981759

It can't. one reason is the artists who were capable of creating these things are long dead and cannot be replaced, that knowledge died with them. no man alive can replicate some of the pieces.

This issue is even more pronounced in paintings, no artist alive can shade the human body with such realism like they did. They don't even try.

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>>132981651
hot af

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>>132981988
y'all threw cockblades at eachother for a few thousand years while wearing four foot gourds over your dicks. Simmer down, go have a wank over your superiority, let the poor, lowly cave dwellers talk sculpture.

>>132982216
>What have you people ever done?
Held back the mudslime invasion. Not that a Swede would understand.

>>132982216
Nikolas Tesla
Wait, he's serbian

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>>132982323
>that glossy finish on the ass from a few generations worth of pats
we are just humans after all.

>>132982294
Plebs and people who have sex.....and women.
Also friendly reminder the greeks were exagerating the features on their statues. The Grecian ideal is not attainable by a human, which makes the baby dicks even funnier. They thought that was HUGE.

>>132980492
>shriveled little
That is how a flaccid penis SHOULD look, even with a large erect size.
Excessive masturbation and sex produces chronic inflammation of the penis, and causes scar tissue (ie, collagen formation) and destroys the penis's ability to contract fully. i.e., the result being a "shower".

Until my middle 20s, I used to have a "grower". Now, I have a disgusting grotesque, "shower" because I indulged in sexual excesses.
The larger flaccid penis isn't a harmless thing either, running is painful without wearing boxers, it's constantly on my mind at times, and makes you more prone to penile injuries (like fractures).

>>132982216
Why did you do that , though ?
Now you triggered hours of Yugo butthurtness and revisionism

>>132982422
That was the Austrians.

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>>132982528
He was bullying our European island friends.

>>132982517
Not sure how that URL got there...

>>132982550
Nice try, Mehmed.

You are going to trigger the jews posting all of these nonmutilated penises.

>>132982974
Fuck off don't derail a good thread. Keep it

G R E E K

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One for the Russians to admire

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>>132982323
>mfw my girlfriend's ass looks like a roman statue's ass

>>132983014
Impressive

>>132982502
This spot in Kyiv has a lot of 10~ meters tall statues of the Great Patriotic War. It's great.

>>132982294
Get fucked Romania

>>132983014
Is that a faggot in it's hand?

>>132979948
No, they used paint to highlight some parts, thats all

>>132983810
gražu

>>132983284
does this monument still stand?

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>>132982517
If you still have normal contraction of the penis (that is, you are a "grower"), I urge you to please, please, please quit pornography. This will reduce the frequency of masturbation to very little in the long run and prevent the the fate of you becoming a "shower". Again, this is not desirable as explained in medical detail above.
I wish someone had told me this a few years ago. Now, every time I take a piss or look at myself after a shower, I am filled with disgust, that I squandered years in reckless abandon masturbating, and with each time doing successively greater damage until it fully culminated in the end product of being a "shower". Every time.
So far, abstaining from masturbation and sex have helped slightly in my recovery but I believe the damage is permanent which is why I'm writing and urging, anyone reading this to reverse course while they still can.

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>>132983955
>does this monument still stand?
It does.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_of_Russia
>During World War II, the Nazis dismantled the monument, and prepared it to be transported to Germany. However, the Red Army regained control of Novgorod and the monument was restored to public view in 1944. A 5-ruble commemorative coin was released in the USSR in 1988 to commemorate the monument.

>>132983903
Taip, tikrai.

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Romans will always be the most aesthetic

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>>132982294
DELET THIS

>>132981795
See the posts I wrote earlier. You're speaking from popular assessment of modern day genital sizes simply based on the "norm", and assume epidemiological differences are solely genetic and ignore urological factors that could explain why large flaccid penises arise.

Given my own experience.... My flaccid state went from being a "David" to a "shower". If your penis isn't contracted like that, it's most realistically physically damaged.

>>132984472
>How every bitch reacts to my 10 inch angel dick

>>132979520
That particular Atlas must be pretty high level.He handles it well,commanding even.

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>>132981454

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superior romanian art comming through

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>>132980772
Is that Augustus?

I've seen a statue just like it in the amphitheatre in Orange.

>>132979547
Looks like the Muslims got to this one.

>>132985253
Yup, Augustus. Just can't remember who that little dude besides his leg is. I think it might be Valentine

>>132982315
I've heard from professors of the "prestigious" London art colleges that none of them know how to paint. Students pay thousands per year to do photo collages. Tbf they said this was a tragedy so they're not completely bad people.

>>132981453
Knowledge in the head means power in the hand. Nice.

>>132985532
How does one compete against that? Truly a masterpiece.

>>132985495
If you mean Cupid when you say Valentine, then yes. To link him to Venus and the mythical founder of Rome, Aeneas.

>>132986047
Yeah, cupid

>>132980647
THIC

>>132987189
THICC

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Threads like this makes me wish I lived in ancient Greece or Rome

>>132987575

you would die from a common cold or some plague unless you were born to the right people, it was virus paradise back then

>>132979423
Pls were is this tell me!!???

>>132983065
Better call a priest.

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Where all the haram titties at?

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>(-1 you)132982514
>They thought that was HUGE.
It was actually made small due to the believe that large genitalia was repulsive/inappropriate, and that it took away any attention on the craft.

But yeah, what ever helps you find jamal's micro-dick.

>>132988295
all the bbc in france and italy

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>surprised that flaccid dick is small

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>>132987305
S H O R T S T A C K
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>>132988295

Is this why Roma hate Hungarians?

>>132987861
Still their culture and life was way better than now
Our bodies aren't made for sitting inside by a computer all day
It's made for being outside and doing manual labor

>>132987915
Hamburg. St. Michael's Church.

>>132989491
>St. Michael's Church.
Could have figured that out from the statue. Thanks Hans

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>>132987575
It makes me wish we aspired to their greatness. Because we are capable.

Pic related: my ancestor. I wuz romanz and emprerz and holy.

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>>132989177
>having an office job
>not doing manual labour
couldn't even imagine wearing a suit or working with computers desu

>>132989861
Shite statue desu
Muh mother russia

Ebin bread, much politics, such wow

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>>132990007
Literally everything in the Reich was aesthetic as fuck

>>132989826
I don't do that but it is what most people do these days
I'm still stuck in fucking college which sucks

>>132989861
How the fuck did you create that statue?
Did someone use cheats?

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>>132981363

THIS

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>>132980492
>based black guy

>>132987575
>Threads like this makes me wish I lived in ancient Greece or Rome
Statistically speaking you would be very, very poor or even a slave.

But there was nice sculptures. Yay.

>>132991776
It's better than sitting inside infront of a computer all day
They had a better lifestyle, lived closer to nature and their bodies wasn't trash like the average person today
Of course I like the benefits of todays society but I still feel bad for living in a trashy world that shits on nature

>>132992185
>It's better than sitting inside infront of a computer all day
Then get out and do stuff.
Join the FFL.
Join the YPG.
Join a hippie retraite.
Move to India and shit in the street like we did 3 000 years ago.

>>132979930
Hitler apologists really need to read this poem and grow a pair.

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>>132981261
Same. God damn that poem is killer.

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>>132982216
I can't be the only one who wants to fuck those statues. Especially far right.

>>132992372
>FFL
I'm not going to become a criminal degenerate
>YPG
Kurdish defence force?
Or is it something else?

>>132993437
Yeah it's the Kurdish communists fighters against ISIS and such.

But anyway, if you're unsatisfied with your life, do something else man.
Nobody is preventing you from going to the mountain and surviving by eating fruits and coming back when you're tired of it.

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>>132988295
>tfw smallest dick size in V4

>>132982315
You should thank Jewish diaspora for that

>>132992570
Fuck you.

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>>132982514
>muh dik

Did you see what happened to your fellow monkey 2 days ago? Know your place coon

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>taking the fucking bait

Anybody care to share some wall paper aesthetics? specifically statues of the founding fathers? My favorite is Jefferson

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>>132995880
>replying to my post
I just found a really good one

>>132987915
St Michael's Church, Hamburg.

>>132981115
if it were gay porn they'd all be sporting a stiffy, reason their dickballs are like peanuts is that faggots like you dont gawk at them

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>>132995502
I don't care if it was bait, I wanted to get this across because most people think that "grower vs shower" is simply a unique physiological appearance whenever it clearly isn't.

If I did not have an understanding of urology right now, I would think that I was just a "shower". However, it is obvious to me that it is the result of scar-tissue buildup due to sexual excess.

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tfw no qt statue gf

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come on goyims don't let this thread die

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here someone asked for the one with the net

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>>132999944
Damn, is that stone?

Now THIS is talent.

>>132999944
Holy god...

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>>133000347
Yeah that's marble, sculpted by the damn genious Giovanni Lorenzo Bernini.

>>132994309
>blaming the jew for your own incompetence
learn to paint like that if it bothers you so much

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>>133001135
ye gods, that looks great

>you will never have a woman like this
JUST

fuckin neckbeard

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>>133002864
fergot muh pic

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>>132981795
what are you doing in burgerland, Mr. Peterson?

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>>133001357
Agree, knowing this really makes me want to kill myself.
There's a nice loophole however: Find a cute but chubby virgin grill, get with her, then bring her to your workout sessions, and teach her how to cook proper food and regulate her diet. Literally sculpt her bodyfat off, thus creating your own aryan goddess.
If your life is in order, it's not extremely difficult to pull it off, at least less so than trying to get with a 8+/10 stacey anyway.
Kind of painful to admit, I'm stuck at step 2 (getting into a relationship with one such girl), due to me being a massive sperg.

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>See an unusual amount of filtered posts
>Check
>They're all retarded shitposts and my filters managed to catch all non-statue related trash in this thread.

Feels good. Best waifu reporting in.

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>>133004468
you need to be taking extremely good care of yourself then, making even bigger progress. what you describe would very much work on a MAN, but we're talking women. once she increases her value and if you stay put, she will try to branch swing. look at marriage and weight loss statistics as an example

>>133004553
post more

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>>133004553
Reminds me of our WW1 memorial desu.

>>133004551
cut3 mind if i save your waifu

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>>132979172

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>>133006327
hnnng, why is the female form so enticing like this? It's not even 'hot' or 'sexy', just pure and beautiful

>>133006558
I appreciate the female body, it IS beautiful.

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>>133005195
I know man. I remember those couple of images here on pol, which showed a fat woman having married a nerdy guy, then got fit, only to leave the nerd for a stud. That is how the modern emancipated woman is, unfortunately: Shallow as fuck.
My philosophy is that you try and be better than the you of yesterday, then nobody can criticise you for anything.

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And NOW, superior Hungarian art coming through

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>>133006558
Because pure and beautiful appeals to our desire to reproduce, not just to rut.
Also the human body, when closest to perfection is art.
20 years ago I was fine art. Now I'm a Playdough figurine.

Best thread on /pol/ in a while.

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>>133008758
Bonus: The original Anonymus

so many statutes and other art honoring the brave jews. everyone worships us.

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>>132979172
>Every noble in ancient Greece had a god like physique
>Makeup probably shit
>No implants, injections
>Most women pregnant most of their lives
Greek gayness wasn't that crazy I suppose.

>>132987861
Would rather die in a triumphant pinnacle of humanity with the aspirant hopes of objective beauty and civilization than live a full, long life in the dull creations of our time.

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Fountains from Prague made by some shitlib. Czech are funny people.

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>>133000105
>TFW Pluto, the runt of the litter, still has a physique twice as good as yours

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>>133004551
>Best waifu
Who is that?

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Daily reminder; listen to Wagner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaANPNrAtpA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMZOumykxXE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTwm0_-fsZ4

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>>133004553
these art deco style sculptures are underrated.
Not as intricate as the Greek and Roman ones, but still pretty cool

>>133001357
>you will never have a woman like this
Git rich or git gud

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>>133008844
Great explanation. When I see these statues, you know the women are based and worth protecting.

>>132979765
This is a statue in main square in Florence

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>>132979172
Not real, but could actually be made.

>>132988295
I think we have bigger than 15,89 and we should be first nation with biggest cocks in Europe all my gay friends have bigger cocks what i have seen they had about 18 and more.

>>132980772
Putin?

>>133010906
damn that's actually pretty nice, where's that from? Would support a fund for one

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>>133011084
thanks for sharing. expertise is always appreciated by aesthetes.

>>132981795
but da black cock is supiorororr to whiteys peenis

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Ancient history is totally bogus. These statues were fashioned by occult homosexuals during the Renaissance, to go with the fake ruins and history.

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I wish the United States made more statues.

So much modern public art is s***. I'm looking into the cost of buying a repro Greek statue for my town in Florida. Anyone try this already?