ITT we act like Americans

>assemble the gun
>the trigger is missing

>tfw my mobility scooter broke and I have to take a dump

BUILD MY FUCKING WALL BEANER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ups4FeSuHvY

>tips

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>>132977679
>tfw my wife's son just shot me

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>oh boy, France is so cucked, they are like 10% Muslims!
t. 56% white

What's going on in this thread?

>>132978196
Dude, just poop your pants. It's the American way.

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>>132977679
>tfw no Muslim neighbors
>tfw having a gun in every room

>>132977679
>suing the shit outta companys with acting retarded & autistic

tfw fat obese burger waddling down the driveway to my pickup truck only to get stopped and detained by the bolice for reckless scootering only to be shot dead after proclaiming my second amendment right to bear arms

hey guys whats the most based rap cd in ur opinions?

>>132978598
>no Muslim neighbors

Check out Dearborn Michigan sometime.

Broke my knee

Need to find only $400,000 to pay the hospital bill

>>132977679
Did you say foreskin?

Mmmmmmmmmm delish

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>>132978772
>check out Michigan
>anytime

some dindus walked by me on the street this afternoon, how do I get out paying the diaper jew?

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>>132978970
You're a good man, Charlie Brown. You're gonna make it in this world.

>be american
>frown at people not giving you tips and not being mad at your employer paying you peanuts

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>>132977679
>tfw reperations

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>>132977679
>tfw having a passport but only used domestically

> shoots everyone in thread

>>132979149
>having any form of ID
nigger, we pretend to be murrican here

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>>132977679
>tfw I get to be American and also have my foreskin

>is obese

>my great great great father was German, so I'm practically German, I even know some words hehe

>wake up
>turn on tv
>'what you should feel guilty about today' is the main segment on the news channel
>go to work
>meet a nice client at work
>attracted to her
>ask her out
>fired on the spot, she is pushing charges for attempted rape
>leave the building promptly with a box with all your stuff
>robbed of a car at gunpoint
>stroll to your flat because no socialist public transport
>enter a grocery store on your way
>robbery in progress
>not killed but punched in the face
>nose broken but can't afford medical bills because public healthcare is socialist and let's let business sort this out
>want to enter flat
>the owner wants his rent
>pay him with your last paycheck (came last week, the next one was supposed to come this week, as is normal in every respectable country)
>open a beer, go on facebook
>friend1 posts a story about how Donald Trump is planning to put transgender teenage amputees in concentration camps
>friend2 is triggered by the fact she (a kindergarten teacher) earns less than her male friend (engineer)
>friend3 is staging a demonstration supporitng the creation of safe spaces in their college
>she's majoring in medieval ceremonial clothing with a minor in 15th centruy bulgarian poetry
>$44300
>you are lucky
>you managed to avoid going to the doctor for the past 7 years so you avoided about $12500 in bills
>paid it for your degree instead
>still $50000 to go
>should finish paying it off in 10 years
>go to sleep

good day tbqh

>>132979740
good day to you? im not reading this

>sold house to afford healthcare
>still not enough
>die

Stop this divide and conquer bullshit

I like americans. Nobody is devoted so much to freedom like they are.
The world would be far worse without them.

>I'm Irish
>Family left Ireland 2 years ago and raced mixed ever since

>>132979740
have u been here? too accurate to be a LARP

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>>132977679
Pic related

>>132980158

never

>>132978509
The inferiors are mocking us out of pure jealousy.

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>>132977889
>>132978354
>>132979169
these are good

>>132980210
well, you win the thread anyway. 10/10 description of urban america

>>132977679
>Blame everyone else
>Overexaggerate our successes

Holy shit, are we in a videogame?

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>>132980354
>10/10 description of urban americu

I hope Poland doesn't become anything like that ever.

>tfw actually (mutally) attracted to a client but legitimately afraid of asking her out

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I'll have a hambaga

>>132977679
Made offer for divorce settlement to my wifes Jewish Lawyer.
He laughed and said i wasn't even close.

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>>132977679
anyone wanna meet up at the mart for sum burgers and sharts?

>FAT RACISTS WITH GUNS XD
t. every 20 year old in australia

>>132977679

>be american
>cant see past your stomach to see your dick

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>>132979964
>sold house to afford healthcare
>still not enough
>have to sell soul to pay medical debts