Country best allies/ worst enemies thread

>>132977158
Country: Israel
Best allies: Everyone
Enemies: Everyone

>>132977158
Country: US
Best Allies: None
Enemies: Everyone but Poland

Country: Russia
Best Allies: All white people, Iran, China, North Korea.
Enemies: Nigger States of America, Gayurope, Jews.
Nigger Traitors: Poland shithole, baltic dead states, ukranian jew filial, finland losers.

>>132977375
>NONE
*Triggered*

>>132977401
>Poland shithole, baltic dead states, ukranian jew filial, finland losers.

All these countries are better places to live than Russia ( except Ukraine )

country: Germany
best allies: none since Austria is technically a part of Germany
enemies: the world minus Japan

>>132977498
Because they sold their souls to Satan.

>>132977158
Country: Poland
Allies: God, Hungary
Enemy: Germans, Russians and KEBAB

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Country: Any Balkan country except Bosnia and Albania
Allies : Any Balkan country except for Bosnia and Albania
Enemies Any Balkan country, especially Bosnia and Albania

>>132977807
Fuck off, traitor.

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>>132977158
Country : UK

Best Allies: Portugal, Poland, USA, Australia, New Zealand, Denmark, Norway, Japan

Enemies: Germany, Italy, The entire middle east, Argentina, North Korea, Sweden

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country: Russia
allies: Russia
Enemies: Russia

>>132977939
Actually it was me

>>132978048
kek

>>132977158
Country : US
Best Ally: Japan, UK, India
Enemies: Mudslime countries, Mexico

>>132977401
lol at russians talking shit about poland

>>132978319
Mexico is not an enemy.

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>>132978264
i should have known

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Germany is my best friend!

Country: Australia
Best ally: New Zealand, Israel
Worst enemy: New Zealand

>>132978394
You have to go back

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>>132977158
Pro EU German here.

>Best Allies
Africa, China, Establishment news networks, bankers

>Enemies
Brits, Americans and any other rightwing bigots

>>132978484
I'm already back

>>132978432
Did you learn not to trust krauts the first time, comrade?

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>>132977158
Country : Russia Best Allies: Ukraine, Poland, Belarus, the Baltic States Enemies::France, Britain, Germany, USA, Turkey

Country: Spain
Best allies: Any spanisphere country
Worst enemies: Any anglosphere country, britbongs over all.

>>132977158
Country: Russia
Friends: None
Enemies: Britain, US, France, Germany, China
Potential enemies: any other country

>>132978698
better trust the american jew

>>132977158
>germany
>canada
>allies

>russia
>enemy

You ok OP?

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>>132977158
>tfw your best ally is Pakistan

>>132977401
To be honest, I like russia more than america... but its getting much better with trump.

>>132977575
Hey, us Irish fought on your side in both world wars, you shit.

>>132977158
Country: Ukraine
Best Allies: whoever gives money
Enemies: bullies

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>>132977158
Country: Austria
Best Allies: Hungary, Saxony, Spain
Enemies: Turkey, Muslims in general, Italy, France, Serbia

Ambivalent relationship: Bavaria, North Germans, Russia, Balcans in general

>>132977158
>country US
>enemies ISIS
EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW BURGER

Country : US
Best allies : Christian countries, white countries, poland russia (fuck you guys hating america, I like you anyway) eastern europe who are anti EU, ireland.
Enemies : Israel, ISIS, any shia or wahabist area influence of islam (sunni are....acceptable) Germany, any and all illegal immigrants or African refugees. CNN.

>>132977930
Fuck off, we never were allies and never will

>>132979165
They genocide Christians and sunni muslims. Seriously what are you not getting?

>>132977158
I really don't see how Russia and China are our enemies.

Trade rivals, maybe but I don't think they hate us like NK and Iran do

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>>132978787
>britbongs uber alles
I agree

Country: Serbia
Best allies: Republic of Srpska, Greece (including Cyprus)
Enemies: Albania, Croatia, Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina, backstabbing Bulgaria, Hungary, not Romania, FYRoM, Montenigger now (rip Serbian Sparta), USA, Germany, Little Britain, backstabbing old friend nigger France, Ethiopia.

>>132979558
Oh calm down the Russians aren't coming for you stop your whining

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Country: Great Britain
Best Allies: Australia, NZ, Portugal, USA
Enemies: Germany, France, Spain

>>132977952
Enemies cont...
All of Africa, China, various other Asian countries..

>>132979609
>Ethiopia.

Oh fuck i need to know the backstory to this

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>>132977158
Country: US
Best Allies: Everyone
Enemies: Noone, everyone loves us.

>>132979892
kek

Why does Russia have to be an enemy?

>>132979886
Haven't you heard?
The place is filled with niggers.

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Country: Poland

Allies who haven't fucked us over yet: Hungary, USA

Allies who fucked us over once or more: England, France

Enemies: jerries, ruskies

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Country: Republic of Rome
Best Allies: 1000 auxiliary troops.
Enemies: Carthaginians, Gauls, Celts, Parthians, Greeks, Dacians, Persians and frequently other Romans.

Poland
Allies: Hungary
Enemies: Russia, Germany, Shitskins
Honorable mention - we will pretend to be your allies but sell you to ivans - UK

Country: Germany

Allies: US, EU

Enemys: Muslims

PS: im confused that everyone hates germany? Is it because of merkel?

somebody clever, do india.

>>132980396
Who fucked up Rome ? Germans
Who fucked up early europe with protestant shit ? Germans.
Who fucked up whole world with producing Marxist ideology ? Germans
Who fucked up europe twice with world wars ? Germans
Who fucked up half of europe into russian occupation for over 40+ years ? Germans
Who is fucking up europe with import of mudslimes ? Germans.

Yeah no fucking reason to hate you, note at all.

>>132980126
I don't know some fucking retards just like to see things where there is nothing

They're more like rivals in my book not outright enemies

You can whine all you want about supposed election hacking but the fact is that the US has been tampering with shit for a long time now and we get into a hissy fit the first time someone messes with our shit

Canada
Best Allies: Everyone apparently.
Enemies: See 'Best allies,' Anyone still sane.

Country: UK

Allies: USA, Australia, and Portugal.

Enemies: Calais border crossers

>>132977158
>country
US
>greatest allies
Middle East
>greatest enemies
Middle East

gotta keep those petroshekels as the world's reserve currency

>>132980396
>germany
>enemies are muslims
your actions show a different picture
and pretty much everyone in europe hates your guts

>>132980396
Yes, and also cuz u cucks dont stand up for yourself. get shit done and dont blame it on merkel when you elect her over and over again

>>132980396
I only started hating Germans after Brexit. You guys took it the worst and you have a weird smugness about being blacked.com.

>>132980520
Thats a reason.

Sometimes i wish to live in poland or russia

>>132980562
Um.. what.

>>132977401
why so mad, gopnik bro? It's not like we have any real ill influence on your ginormous country. If the situation is bad it's only your fault.

>>132977930
>traitor.
that's rich coming from the nation who attacked us just weeks after Hitler.

>>132977369
fpbp

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>>132977158
>Country : Turkey
>Best Allies:Germany USA,Russia, Ukraine, Azerbaijan, Armenia
>Enemies: ISIS, PKK

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>>132980950
>Armenia

>>132980950
hey why dont you guys like kurds?

>>132977401
>says all white people are allies
>proceeds to rattle off every place they are located in as enemies
Have some more drinks there you fucking alcoholic

>>132981035
There are at least three types of Kurds.
One - Iraqi Kurds living under Barzani. They are allies

Two - Turkish Kurds that is not commies. They are allies too

Three - leftist Kurds that follow Abdullah Öcalan. They are enemies.

>>132980520
who is fuckinhg estern european countrys ? germans

who is fucking south western european countrys.. germans

>>132980950
>Best Allies:Azerbaijan, Armenia
Does not compute

Country: UK
Best allies: Portugal, all Commonwealth countries, USA
Enemies: *rgentina

Country: flag

Friends: Flanders, Luxembourg, Denmark, Germany (for the trade.)

Enemies: Turky, Morocco

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>Country
Lithuania
>Best Allies
Baltics, Poland, Finland , Czech Republic, Hungary and Slovakia (basically the last white people).
>Enemies
Germany, Sweden, France, UK, Israel.

>>132981276
ahh. thanks

>>132981276

Huh. Thought you hated all kurds though. Sure.

>>132977158
Serbia
Allies: Romania, Russia, Greece, Poland to an extent, Czech rep. Slovakia.
Enemies: Albania, Croatia (Croatia more for the memes than an actual enemy but it'd feel weird not to mention them)

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>>132982060
Aren't you Turkish?

>>132982130
Also we don't like bongs, US, or Turkey (both Turkeys) but i wouldn't go so far as to call them enemies, but they sure as fuck aint friends

>>132980396
you treat us like cunts for not wanting to be a part of your weird corrupt club which wanks over the idea of the USE (United States of Europe)

Best allies: Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg, Austria, French, Swiss, Danes, Swedes, Poland, Nordic, Canadian in that order

Worst allies: America, Britain, Turk, Chinese

Enemies: We'd like to have none but Moscow is fucking despicable. Not Russia, just Moscow.

>>132982003
>Enemies
>UK

Lithuania, you little bitch, you dare call us your enemies. We don't know where Lithuania is, we don't care who you are. You calling us your enemies is wishful thinking. Your country is the epitome of irrelevance. Lithuania has never ever attacked the UK, the British have never invaded Lithuania, yet you call us your enemies? What planet are you on son.

Country: US
Best Allies: Albania, Armenia, Argentina, Australia, Austria, ASEAN Member States, Belarus, Belgium, Brazil, Bulgaria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, Cyprus, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Iran, Ireland, India, Italy, Japan, Kazakhstan, Kosovo, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Moldova, Montenegro, Netherlands, New Zealand, Malta, Macedonia, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Serbia, Singapore, South Africa, South Korea, Slovakia. Slovenia, Spain, Sweden Switzerland, United Kingdom, Ukraine
Enemies: Azerbaijan, PRC China, Pakistan, Turkey, Israel, North Korea

>>132982621
if moscow will be destroyed or something then russia will become a total shithole

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>>132981755
>>132980396
>>132980520

>>132977401
Don't kid yourself, Slav everyone hates you

>>132982938
Noone would notice and they also have Leningrad

>>132979944
Because nobody likes them and their always asshurt about everything which makes no one like them even more

Country : Russia

Best Allies: Russian army

Enemies: All world

Country: Sweden

Best allies: Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Germany

Enemies: Eastern Europe, especially Russia, and all non-refugee accepting countries

Country: Latvia
Best allies: E-stoners and Basketball Balts
Hopefully best allies soon: Visegrad, Finland, Croatia, Slovenia, Bulgaria
Good guys: Ireland, Iceland, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Greece and Belaruse
"Allies": USA
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""Allies""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""": France and Britain
Eternal Enemies: Russian Imperialism, Germans, Swedes

>>132982755
why so angry ?

Lithuania is a chill place.

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>>132982621
>placing a non-country before the Netherlands

DELET THIS

>>132977401
>baltic dead states
Latvians are reproducing, r*ssian niggers are dying fast.

>>132977158
Country : Denmark

Best Allies: Norway, the Lowlands, Iceland, the bongs and burgers

Enemies: Sweden and Swedish sympathizers/collaborators and the Muslim world

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>>132982931