Teen Vogue

>>132977100
Proof that it's real?

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>>132977100
http://www.teenvogue.com/story/anal-sex-what-you-need-to-know

>>132977262
Norbot help

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>>132977100
>The vas deferens is connected to the bladder
Wot.

>>132977262
>>132977288
>>132977374

Why is this bad again?

>>132977374
women are literally this dumb

>>132977100
>normalising anal sex = normalising gays

Obvious red pill, but never stated, so, don't do it shit dick anons.

>balls connected to the bladder

???????

>>132977417
see
>>132977485

You don't belong here

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>>132977100
>take it in the ass
>no teen pregnancy.

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>>132977100

>>132978452
>You don't belong here

unironically?

disgusting ass holes.
anal sex is very very unhealthy and can ruin your butthole for life. never mess with your butthole. gays can't resist, but straight people sure can. having a damaged butthole severely impacts quality of life.

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Teen Vogue obviously have a big gay men readership. So what's wrong with providing a little sex education?
Googling anal is just going to lead young people to unrealistic porno and make them think they can instantly shove a fist up their arse. They'll end up in the hospital with a torn bumhole.

Anyone against this is the same as bible thumping christians in america who want sex ed banned in high schools.

>>132979674
First hand knowledge anon? Was it the BBC that did you in?

>anal
>sex

>>132977100
Fun fact: in islamic countries like Turkey, anal is extremely common because that way the girls can have sex and stay virgins.

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>>132977100
>This goes without saying, but you absolutely must use protection every single time you engage in anal sex. Condoms are not optional. They are mandatory. STIs widespread and abundant. Protect yourself.

>this wasn't bold
>this could easily be skipped over

Social media LGBT is currently undergoing an hiv epidemic. This could cross over if enough bisexuals infect females who are high volume sexual partners. Then it becomes everyone's problem. This really should be talked about more and should have been bold in the article.

>>132979872

I knew a girl in High School in the US who had anal sex, yet claimed to be a virgin. For a while there Urethra sex was a trending thing too.

>>132977100
Not exactly an anatomy expert here but that vas deferens/bladder connection somehow bugs me.

>>132977417

poop dick is degenerate. Treating an anus like a vagina is not natural or normal, and completely anti-science

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>>132977100

What is wrong with anal sex?

Feels fucking good man (as a guy with a girl, no gay shit).

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>>132980005
>urethra sex

>>132977100
The only solution is a final solutIon.

Do they push this shit on Snapchat?

>tfw 90% of small girls get spoon-fed sexual propaganda

>>132977100
That male anatomy looks...off but I can't put my finger on it

>>132980483
>2017
>not cumming sperms right into your bladder and then pissing them out into mom's but

>>132980483
Are you this surprised to see a white penis witout a chastity device, anon?

Anal sex is overrated.
Deepthroat > Fleshlight > Vaginal > Anal > Boobjob > Blowjob > Pegging > Handjob. Fact. Period.

>>132980218

how the fuck is that possible? that's fucking fake isn't it? what in the gods fucking earth....

>>132977100

I know no one here will know this from first hand experience but most teenagers are going to be doing this anyway and reading information about how to do it safely is not going to make them think "well I didnt want to do anal when all my friends were talking about it and my boyfriend was pressuring me to do it and I saw it in porn all the time but after reading it in teen vogue now I'll do it"

>>132980218
that makes me want to throw up

>destroying the rectum is not ironclad degenerate

>>132980788
From all experience I had, women will say they want to try it until they actually get to it. As soon as it hurts longer than 20 seconds, theyll blow it of. Maybe some girl will just take it, but most women are pussies if they dont have to be (to stay virgin)

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>>132977262
>Anal sex, though often stigmatized and shamed, is a perfectly natural way to engage in sexual activity. People have been having anal sex since the dawn of humanity. Seriously, it's been documented back to the Ancient Greeks and then some. So, if you’re a little worried about trying it, or are having trouble understanding the appeal, just know that it isn’t weird or gross.
IT'S NOT PREFECTLY NATURAL YOU FUCKING QUEERS.

Just because Rome and Greece was filled with sodomy (nearly always in the form of pederasty), or the fact that monkeys (beasts we're supposed to be above that also commit rape murder and cannibalism) doesn't make it okay. How is it even fucking natural when not two paragraphs later you say the anus isnot used to taking large objects so start small/slow?

Never mind the fucking fact that sodomy is what made AIDS a global pandemic, or the fact that it's evolutionary designed to expel waste, not recieve insertion, blatantly obvious by the fact it doesn't secreet a natural lubricant like the mouth or vagina, a fact that causes micro-tears in the bowels and penis with gets literal cum and shit in the bloodstream, turning you into a literal shitbrained retard.

>>132977100
then fight against all the free porn sites, then your children wont see anal and are not going to try it

if they do try it (you will have no knowledge off it), would you rather they be educated about it or not?

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>not wanting to fuck your qt in the ass

Tbh I'll be trying anal soon, she's the one who said that she wanted to try it after I ate her ass and put a finger in it. Doesn't seem really worth it though, it requires too much time and preparation.

>>132981949
>Tbh I'll be trying anal soon, she's the one who said that she wanted to try it after I ate her ass and put a finger in it. Doesn't seem really worth it though, it requires too much time and preparation.
>time and preparation.

Liar. This article mentions no such thing. Just lube up and shove your dick up there.

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>>132977100
I'm drinking myself to death. I'll save you a seat like on the school bus

>>132979053
You have a point. Anal intercourse is one of the oldest forms of contraception.

>>132981949
>I ate her ass
I can understand putting a finger there. Maybe even putting your dick there, though I wouldn't do it. But this? You might as well just eat literal shit.

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>>132977262
i feel sorry for kids, no matter how strong you are the jewish media does have some effect especially when you push it on kids.

>2020
>Teen Vogues latest article, "How to organise that dream interracial blowbang you've always fantasised about"

What do you do /pol/?

>>132977100
>no foreskin on the clearly jewish propaganda

I finger ass, i eat ass if my girl showers beforehand, i fuck ass. No problem.

(((Engle)))

what a coincidence.

>>132982858
>current year
>not eating ass

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>>132983249
delet this RIGHTNO W

>>132977100
>women's urethra is underneath the vaginal opening
>vas deferens is connected to the bladder
Probably other errors, but I know pretty much nothing about biology -- which is still apparently more than whoever made that image.

What?

Females have 3 holes?

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>>132983296
Fixed.

They dont even call them Men or Women in the diagram.

Just those "with a prostate" and those without.

Can't even bring themselves to say Men/Women.

>>132982371
Been a long time since I actually lol'd. gud advis wil do nex time

>>132980218
>>132980678
>>132980881
this is abstinance only sex education in ction. repent. the ones who enforced that bullshit was the christfags.

What does anal and urethral sex have to do with politics?

>>132984087
I'm way into sounding, so while my wife's bull is banging her I sit on the sofa nearby and jam a rod into my urethra. I envy that old lady getting pumped in the pee hole for decades.

>>132984222

It has to do with reproduction, and therefore demographics and family. Butt sex means fewer white children, fewer white family units, and more white deaths from AIDS. The article would be terrific in Black Teen Vogue. For us, it's poison.

>>132977262

No thanks. Anal sex/oral is a ticket to eternal damnation

>>132977262
>>132977100
no respectable parent would let their kids read this shit

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>>132980218
You sir have made my day, mind if i save that one?

>>132985078
Go ahead, my friend

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>>132984087
Oh man, you know what? The untreatable gonorrhea we recently found and the AIDS pandemic are totally not to be blamed on sexual "freedom" and abstinence will never keep people from getting bizarre diseases.
>pic related

honestly people don't really like to talk about "bathroom behavior" too much

they don't really talk about the method of which they wipe their ass
or how they take a shower

no one really sits you down to talk about the particulars about anal sex

so you're a teen ager
horney
extremely curious
you get frustrated one night and decide to go exploring
like all human holes for pleasure the initial thinking
the more the better
you try to shove your entire fist up there
BOOM
hemorroids
prolapse
maybe some lesions

also how to deal with smelling like ass for the next two days after a serious session of buttfucking.

its just not enought to tell people
don't do it
you need to tell them why they should'nt do
or why its a sin

people are sick and tired of gettting fed bullshit answers and everyone suffers for it.

talking the straight dope on anal sex is important to the curious so they don't end up getting a mean case of colitis in the next 3 years.

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>>132977100

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>>132977100
kill it with fire

>132984697
>muh qt3.14 waifu and 5 blonde hair blue eyed kids
>having sex for anything other than procreation is degenerate!
>i-if you dont have kids by the time you're 25 you're worthless!
Kill yourself

teen magazine were always degenerate as fuck.

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>>132980218

>Everyone poops. Everyone has a butt.

So fucking what? TAKE A FUCKING ENEMA YOU FICKING DIRTY ASS MONKEY! You leave that little "advice" last? Also shitty advice, "you have to expect having shit on your dick, deal with it". Well in that case, you will have to expect to have dick chess, sweaty balls, mud on your crack, because we lack that concept of higiene and we can't expect people to use a douche or a normal water enema, wich is harmless and even healty.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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>>132980218
>>132980881
>>132984087
>>132980678
>not being into sounding

you guys really are faggots

>>132977288
Neither him nor me: http://archive.fo/1skAj

>>132982858
She washes it desu, there's no weird taste or anything

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>>132977100

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>>132977100
Probe UrAnus

>>132981155
this
unfortunately men see gaping whores "enjoying" it in porn and think thats the reality
if a woman enjoys anal shes fucked in the head and has done it to the point where its actually not painful anymore because her ass no longer does what its intended to do

>>132980099
>not natural
Not an argument.

Real men eat the ass like they're starving desu

>>132986240
It is an argument. You're just a fag who thinks spreading disease is cool.

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reminds me of a cosmopolitan article about 10 things that were worse for your relationship than cheating. why would they write an article like that? to make women feel less guilty about cheating? to "normalize" it?

any parent worth their salt should pay attention to what their kids read.

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WOW im really glad we can finally call all of these heinous acts "normal" so we can live in a progressive utopia.

im sexually excited by violence, and people have killed each other since the dawn of humanity. HECK murder was even documented in ANCIENT ROME AND GREECE! WOW.

please look out for my article on CNN news documenting my brave foray into sexual murders.

>>132977417
>>132985530
Stop fapping to anal porn. The demand for anal coming from Christian and Muslim states is overwhelming.

>>132980137
cool story bro, we knows you likes it up da bum

>>132977100
>http://www.teenvogue.com/story/anal-sex-what-you-need-to-know

Notice how the whole "article" is worded? At no moment they are mentionning male/female, boy/girl, man/woman. They are only saying "penis owners" and "vagina owners". How progressive and tolerant.

>>132981220
this desu, teen vogue confirmed for degeneracy and stupidity.

>>132981883
>france is a degenerate faggot

grass is green water is wet

>>132984771
lel
anal is bad because you STICK YOUR DICK INTO A SHITTING HOLE WITH ALL THE PATHOGENS YOU JUST NEED TO HAVE GO INTO YOR URINARY TRACT

>>132983296
>you will come in contact with some fecal matter
>Gigi Engle
>''sex educator''

Go these people have shit in thei brains? like literally shit because of sodomy?

>>132986627
Wear a condom if that bothers you.

>>132986770
I have nothing to wear the shitter condom on.

Openness about sex has gone too far. Children and young adolescents should not be exposed to sexual impulses. Youth is very impressionable, and if they capitalize on sex they will not know how to handle relationships with the same or opposite sex. The media is perverting the minds of our youth, this preversion makes them unable to sustain a long-term relationship.

>>132986579
thanks anon, i'll reevaluate my choices in life.

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>>132981220
Nicely said.

>>132977262
SHIT ON YOUR DICK